How To Get Mila Kunis To Go To A Ball With You
Above is a video proposal from Sgt. Scott Moore, a marine stationed in Afghanistan, asking Natalie Portman's onscreen coochie licker Mila Kunis to go to the Marine Corps. Ball with him on November 18th in Greenville, North Carolina. The video has pulled in over 180,000 views on YouTube so it was only a matter of time before it touched Mila's ears. During an interview with Fox411 for that remake of No Strings Attached called Friends with Benefits, Justin Timberlake asked Mila about Sgt. Scott's invitation and their conversation went a little something like this:
JT: “Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? You need to do it for your country. I’m going to work on this, man. This needs to go down.”MK: “I’ll go, I’ll do it for you. Are you going to come?”
JT: “They don’t want me! They want you. You need to do it for your country.”
MK: "I'll do it!"
So you're telling me that the quickest and easiest way to get Mah Boo Anderson Cooper to sip punch with me at a ball is to somehow get accepted into the marines, shave my head, get deployed to Afghanistan, work my way up to sergeant and then shoot a video proposal telling him that if he doesn't skip into my ball then he's basically fist pumping with the terrorists? SOUNDS EASY! But before I send in my headshot, audition video and costume requirements, I should know what I'm talking about. Are the marines the Top Gun ones or the Tank Girl ones?
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 4:12pm.
You're av more than makes up for it. So cute!
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:58am.
I dated a guy that wanted to be a para-something when I moved to Boston. Thanks for bringing those memories back. :(
Your welcome. Anything for you. :-P
Submitted by loopygorilla
Not all soldiers are creepy but some love really really rough gay sex... so maybe its better to send justin "high pitch lady's man" timberdouche instead of mila.
i wanna see those thick beefy guys tear his ass up
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Not all soldiers are creepy but some love really really rough gay sex... so maybe its better to send justin "high pitch lady's man" timberdouche instead of mila.
i wanna see those thick beefy guys tear his ass up
LOL is that really how Justin Timberlake spoke??
Is he a wigga or something?
Aw, I have to give some loves on this video even if the delivery is a little douchey because a.) the guys been out fighting in the sweltering heat for probably the past six months and b.) I'm partial to Marines because I married a Marine pilot.
Mila probably felt pressured, true, but I still love that she accepted-wish she were going to our Ball, as my MO is to drink as much free vino as possible and stand in the corner silently judging all the chest tats (on ze 'ladies). It's amazing people-watching.
Submitted by hexe on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 12:57pm.
I'd ask my nephew do something similar to entice Ryan Gosling to go to an event with him (for my benefit), but the military still has that stupid "don't ask/don't tell" policy so it would probably be a career ender for nephew.
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I hear ya. A July 6, 2011 ruling from a federal appeals court barred further enforcement of the U.S. military’s ban on openly gay service members. It doesn't mean the homophobes in charge won't discriminate and limit the gays' career options in the military, they won't be able to do it openly anymore and will find more subtle ways about it from now on.
"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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Like she could really say no and Justin is an ass for putting her on the spot.
Well, this was all kinds of creepy.
*deletes Jack-in-the-hats pictures*
Thats some creepy shit. And fuck this being a Morale Booster. After numerous deployments the only Morale Booster is $$$.
God. Normally a uniform works wonders on an ugly man. Not on this one...
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I agree with those who've said that Timberlake was a douchenozzle if he didn't run this by her and get her agreement before they were on-air. But having watched the video, I don't get any 'stalker' vibe from him (and I've generally got pretty good radar for that type), and he seems like a genuinely decent sort of fellow. Given that there's always that distinct possibility that he might not make it back to the States alive, I think it's sweet of her to agree to attend with the Sgt.--it gives him something to look forward to right now. I think it would certainly be a morale-booster for all of the servicemen and women.
I'd ask my nephew do something similar to entice Ryan Gosling to go to an event with him (for my benefit), but the military still has that stupid "don't ask/don't tell" policy so it would probably be a career ender for nephew.
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I think it was ruled unconstitutional recently I read it somewhere not sure if it's in effect just yet, but maybe it's now a possibility lol.
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:53am.
Sheesh everybody knows if you want a good time you date a Paratrooper ;-)
3/325 Let's Go!
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That is pretty freaking crazy, can't imagine the adrenaline rush with that plus jumping into a war zone.
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The proper pronunciation is 'bitch, please'. - Jana
I thought it was "the Commish"
*chanting as always*
Oh, that was corny! I hate how he lowered his sunnies like "Heeeey" *shudder*. He'd be fun in a man drought though
Marines are fucking batshit crazy and some of them are douchebags that think their shit don't stink all because they are Marines but I know a couple that are really cool.
I had one email me this past weekend...I sent him coffee that was donated to me by Starbucks last month and he wrote a really nice email :D
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yeahhh because mila is sooo going to that ball with this guy. bitch please!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
his delivery was douchetastic, but give the guy a break...he's been in the hot sands fighting for his country and the sun frying that bald head may have clouded his judgement. The intention is what matters...and this could be a huge PR coup if Mila is serious and makes an appearance with him...as douches come, JT is even worse and without the redeeming qualities the sergeant has IMO.
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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MK, the Marines are the "A Few Good Men" ones. The guys on trial, not Tommy Girl in his neat n' spiffy dress uniform ;)
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:53am.
I dated a guy that wanted to be a para-something when I moved to Boston. Thanks for bringing those memories back. :(
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I think this is cute :)
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Sheesh everybody knows if you want a good time you date a Paratrooper ;-)
3/325 Let's Go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrggphCtTm8
Submitted by whippersnapper on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:53am.
The whole walking towards the camera while asking was really douchetastic, ugh.
Oh and MK, the marines are the Full Metal Jacket ones. Crazy fucks.
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They are fucking whackjobs. I used to hang out with Marines in Korea and they are crazy as shit. Not fun crazy, either. Hide the small children and farm animals crazy.
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Heartwarming patridiotism, i may barf.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
The sunglass tip at the beginning, a la David Caruso on CSI Miami, is a nice touch. What a charmer!
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I'm getting creepy stalker vibes from him. Mila, YOU IN DANGER GIRL!
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Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:48pm.
BACK OFF MY GF EEG!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Jealous of Mila if for no other reason than she gets to hang out with Seth MacFarlane (oooooh yeah)
I would hope she knew Justin was going to bring that up beforehand, if not that was a shitty thing to do.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:50am.
Raul - Imma get a running start.
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Don't run too fast Jack you might actually disappear, it least leave your boots on so someone has something to grab on to when they pull you out.
Seems like a creep, but I'll give benefit of doubt...
Wouldn't do it without a cam crew and bodyguard though. And NO body contact during the ONE dance I'll give him.
Looks like the type to rub a boner on ya on the dance floor...
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
Submitted by sillykat on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:44am.
He acts like a total douche. Gross.
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I think he acts like someone told him to act like that. He seems a lot nicer than that. Don't ask me how I decided all that in 19 seconds - I just did.
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The whole walking towards the camera while asking was really douchetastic, ugh.
Oh and MK, the marines are the Full Metal Jacket ones. Crazy fucks.
Raul - Imma get a running start.
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Anyone can get screwed, its not rocket science.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:36am.
ETA at least with Pammy you're guaranteed to star in your own sex tape with her... choices: easy.
How far down that hallway do you think you can throw your hot dog?
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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I appreciate everything our armed forces do for us, but that's a little weird. Poor girl probably feels pressured to say yes for PR sake, and I bet he was counting on that. Not cool.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:39am
I would belt on the strap on without thinking twice for her.
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Make sure you send a copy of the tape my way EEG.
Mmmmm..strap on lezbos! lol!
He acts like a total douche. Gross.
This is WIN. The post. The dude's balls and her acceptance to the ball. And MK's plan to get his Mah Boo!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Do it Mila and drop a nice, loud "Hoorah!" as you go down on Jarhead Jr. for the post ball beej!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.
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interesting how she out of all the girl cast in that 70's show is making it on the big screen. Black Swan surely helped. I know most of you hated that movie, but I found it worthwhile. Anyway, I prefer Laura Prepon in every way to Mila.
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for fucking real Jacko???? with your taste in chicks? I would belt on the strap on without thinking twice for her.
Now she's going to have to go with this guy because he's a marine and if she doesn't she'll somehow be deemed un-american. Careers have been derailed for less depending on how / if the mainstream press picks up on the story.
Ewww something about this guy rubs me the wrong way. I feel like I need a shower after watching this video.
Suck it EEG, I didn't even watch it lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I'm sure Mila will have some other escort, she's not gonna show up to a Marine Corps Ball all by herself in a taxi... Either way, why Mila? She's so drab.
ETA at least with Pammy you're guaranteed to star in your own sex tape with her... choices: easy.
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Submitted by zachhcaz on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:30am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:25am.
*begins taping proposal for Pam Anderson to go with me to the Elk's Lodge 32nd annual BBQ, Bingo, and Beer Festival*
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Isn't Pam already working that as barback?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Stoney you bitter bitch, I pressed play after reading your comment and thought it was very cute!
Jacko, why do you want to fuck a hep C carrier that did the nasty with Lee???