Stepford Katie Continues To Say Creepy Shit
Who ever is in charge of moving the puppet strings that work Katie Holmes' mouth should pull back a bit, because lately it seems that secrets we shouldn't know about are starting to trip off her tongue and it won't be long before she accidentally tells us that she's digging an escape tunnel with a fork behind the cum shot dart board of Becks Tommy Girl has down in his dungeon.
For example, Katie tells InStyle (via CM) about how she regularly buys maternity clothes even though she's not planning to put her uterus under the hologram hand of L. Ron Hubbard during a Scientology conception ceremony anytime soon. Katie is buying knocked up uniforms for her 5-year-old daughter Suri, because she wants her to have a wardrobe of pretty maternity clothes when she gets pregnant.
If a room full of grown up Suri mannequins wearing maternity clothes isn't enough to make Suri RUUUUUUUN, then I don't know what is. Katie said:
"I will buy something with her in mind, thinking it's gonna look so great on her when she's 25 or whatever.I have a lot of things that I've already set aside, as well as some of my old maternity clothes so that she (can) wear them when she's having a daughter or son."
This is totally the part in the movie where we all find out that Suri's life has been planned out from the beginning and her blueprint is folded into a black book held by Anthony Mackie! Why would I not be surprised if John Slattery walked through one of my living room walls to erase this quote from my brain with an electronic wand? WE KNOW TOO MUCH!
Why is Katie's dumb robot ass so sure that Suri will bear a barley-addict heir to the Scientology throne? Suri could grow up to do what most children of fucked up parents do: wrap her womb in Ortho Evra patches, make a vow to never have babies and then join the cast of The Bad Girls Club.
Katie also gave an answer to the question that's been plaguing your mind area. No, not the question, "What the hell do I do with Google+ now?!" I'm talking about the question, "Why does Suri's arms always think it's summer?"
"Recently, Suri and I were taking a walk and a fight got started because it was cold outside and she didn't want to wear her coat. My philosophy is, well, fine, because after a block of walking you're going to ask me for your coat. So the pictures of her [without a coat in cold weather] are sort of embarrassing, but I said, "Suri, I'll take the hit. Just put it on when you get cold."
I'm no longer going to give Suri shit for not wearing a coat outside. Obviously, she's just overheated from practicing for her future by walking around the house with a baby pillow strapped to her body.
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Fuck this evil child. I can't stand her, and I know I shouldn't feel that way about a 5 year old, but I do!
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Mrs. Freak, the freakiest sciento freak, from McFreakville.
I don't think it is all TommyGirl though. She had bulimia when she was on Dawson. Not saying that people who experience ED are batshit fucked up all over the place, but she was vulnerable when finding TommyGirl and "religion".
Fucked up on so many levels.
Katie does not even sound like a functioning adult at all. Like she lives on another planet and fills her layers of voids with spending her husband's/employer's money on millions of shit she don't need.
she's out of her barley pickin mind..WTF? FREAK Culty cunt
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:24pm.
I hope Suri grows up to be a size 24.
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that's size 7 in Kirstie Alley(whack job, scieno) terms, right?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
The medicated Joan Didion of Scieno and the raised by wolves Nell child of unknown paternity. I wonder if Suri speaks english or Nellish?
I hope Suri grows up to be a size 24.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
is there any other proof needed to show that scientology is dangerous?!... the girl is wearing lime green shoes, people!!... case closed!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by artsy_fartsy on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 1:23pm.
"I swear my dog is better behaved than most children, but he knows he will get punished if he mishaves, I dont have a problem with a spanking if he repeatedly does the same bad things, mostly he gets time outs and yelled at."
Time outs and yelled at eh? Wow, what a lucky kid.
I will tell you what the problem is. Children misbehave not because they aren't disciplined enough, but because they are disciplined constantly. Most parents are so obsessed with negative discipline that the only time they give their children any attention is when they are doing something wrong. They rarely encourage their kids or recognize good behavior. So what do children do as a result? They act out to get more attention. Negative attention is still attention.
My niece is six years old. She's the most respectful child I've ever known and she's smart as a whip. I also know that she has never been spanked, hit, or yelled at in her life. Why? Her parents are two loving, patient people who have taught her that behaving respectfully is the right thing to do. She has never been bullied or humiliated into thinking that she's going to be punished if she misbehaves. She doesn't misbehave or act out because she doesn't have to in order to get attention.
Parents hit and yell at their children for nothing more than their own instant gratification. They have no patience to do anything else. Your child is learning that you're going to hurt and humiliate him if he doesn't behave, and that's pretty damn sad. It's also very common.
THAT is what is wrong with kids today
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Submitted by Themba on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 4:37pm.
My gawd she can't hold her ground over putting on a coat? That's an easy one to win. Just by explaining that it's cold out should suffice and if there's refusal, then explaining the walk will be cancelled should trigger a change of heart.
End.Of.Story
Agreed! Suri is going to be one entitled little bitch (if she's not already). Tom and Katie will reap what they sow.
becky n sydney on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 4:57pm.
The maternity clothes are no biggie.
It's the pre-natal classes Suri attends every week that are really creepy.
Don't even ask about the Kegels.
LOL!
She's probably already got her enrolled in the la leche league too.
Katie is bats. That cult really took her over.
The maternity clothes are no biggie.
It's the pre-natal classes Suri attends every week that are really creepy.
Don't even ask about the Kegels.
My gawd she can't hold her ground over putting on a coat? That's an easy one to win. Just by explaining that it's cold out should suffice and if there's refusal, then explaining the walk will be cancelled should trigger a change of heart.
End.Of.Story
Just when you think it's impossible, Mrs. Cruise takes crazy to a whole notha level.
Katie Holmes is a metalist.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
artsy fratsy
I was talking about my dog, I dont have any children, my dog gets time outs and yelled at if he misbehaves which he rarely does.
I completely agree with you in regards to discipline, I learned everything about love from my second mother, who never yelled at her children but she did give them loving time outs, sometimes children need time outs.
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Katie's wardrobe sucks ass, why does she think anyone else would want to wear it?
Submitted by Chola_ on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by artsy_fartsy on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 1:23pm.
Putting a child in time out and teaching them what is right and wrong does not equate to yelling or hitting a child. Not every child is the same and some do need discipline.
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I don't think she means JUST yelling or hitting. And assuming that the child is lovely becuz it never NEEDED discipline is kinda crazy. That child's been disciplined for sure.
But it's true - sometimes the only time parents talk to their kids is to tell them what they're doing WRONG. There is often not enough time telling them what they've done right. Or when they do something right, it's just a given and they have no sense of success.
Parenting is not all about grand gestures - there are a lot of little things. I see moms who NEVER look their kids in the eye....unless the kid is in trouble. I see a LOT of parents never ask their kids: Do you think this is the right thing to do? (I can't even tell you how many times I've asked a kid that and had them recognize - when they're given the opportunity - the difference between right and wrong on their own and then just simply choose to do the right thing) Parents don't always take a deep breath and think about how to deal with an issue at it's root - which is really the way to do it. When a child UNDERSTANDS - that's the best.
All PEOPLE need discipline all the time. I think a lot of the time when you see parents who don't discipline their children it's cuz they're at a loss. They don't WANT to be a bitchy fascist but that's what they grew up with...no one ever showed them how to be disciplined AND kind. So they err on the side of slack.
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Submitted by artsy_fartsy on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 1:23pm.
Putting a child in time out and teaching them what is right and wrong does not equate to yelling or hitting a child. Not every child is the same and some do need discipline.
Nice, artsy fartsy.
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Girls watch porn too!:
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This is the most fucked up version of a "Hope Chest" that there could ever be. Oh wait, Xenus can predict the future, no?
*chanting as always*
"I swear my dog is better behaved than most children, but he knows he will get punished if he mishaves, I dont have a problem with a spanking if he repeatedly does the same bad things, mostly he gets time outs and yelled at."
Time outs and yelled at eh? Wow, what a lucky kid.
I will tell you what the problem is. Children misbehave not because they aren't disciplined enough, but because they are disciplined constantly. Most parents are so obsessed with negative discipline that the only time they give their children any attention is when they are doing something wrong. They rarely encourage their kids or recognize good behavior. So what do children do as a result? They act out to get more attention. Negative attention is still attention.
My niece is six years old. She's the most respectful child I've ever known and she's smart as a whip. I also know that she has never been spanked, hit, or yelled at in her life. Why? Her parents are two loving, patient people who have taught her that behaving respectfully is the right thing to do. She has never been bullied or humiliated into thinking that she's going to be punished if she misbehaves. She doesn't misbehave or act out because she doesn't have to in order to get attention.
Parents hit and yell at their children for nothing more than their own instant gratification. They have no patience to do anything else. Your child is learning that you're going to hurt and humiliate him if he doesn't behave, and that's pretty damn sad. It's also very common.
THAT is what is wrong with kids today.
@papa - I didn't think you meant it literally, dahling.
Lucifer Sam - Scientology probably DID feature her on something like that. SO IMPORTANT TO KEEP THE MONEY COMING IN
so,the son of scientology god remembers witnessing his father performing an abortion ritual on his mother with a coat hanger.What can anyone say after this,pure evil.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:26pm.
REMEMBER LISA MCPHERSON
Was she in Big Booty Sluts Ride Again Part 5?
If not, then my memory is a little fuzzy...
thanks a ton for the reading material, ME...lots of stuff with which to procrastinate.
you rock *guitar riff*
"Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:32am.
yes SURI SHOULD BE SMACKED FOR NOT WANTING TO WEAR HER COAT IM THE FUCKING MOM GODDAMNIT NOW WEAR YOUR COAT BEFORE YOU'RE DAMAGED SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!"
Sorry, I'm anti-child at the moment, so my comment was not very rational. However, I stand by it. lol.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:29pm.
Exactly, The Cult has destroyed so many families and damaged so many. Of course they treat Mr. lucky moneybags Cruise like a god. I believe these celebrities who have promoted this cult should apologize. Cruise even named his daughter after hate monger L. Ron Hubbard's birthplace.
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:03am.
Katie is right ... she should 'take the hit' - literally - because she's so damn weak that she can't even control a little girl. When I was Suri's age and conversing with my mom 'no' was not part of my vocabulary.
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I read somewhere that $cientologists aren't allowed to say "no" to their kids, it's somehow against their religious laws or something. so "no" literally isn't in Katie's vocabulary lol.
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ditquoi:
Here's the Penthouse article:
http://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/penthouse-LRonHubbardJr-intervie...
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by kayray on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Brooke276 on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:02pm.
I'm reading the Rolling Stone article right now (cuz I'm too tired to do my actual work)
who's Paulette Cooper? O_o
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A long but interesting read:
http://www.lermanet.com/paulette-cooper/
You should also read the old Penthouse interview with L.Ron Jr.
I'll go find link.
Kids name was Jeremy Perkins.
People who died or "committed suicide" while in the cult of the CO$:
http://whyaretheydead.info/
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by kayray on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Brooke276 on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:02pm.
I'm reading the Rolling Stone article right now (cuz I'm too tired to do my actual work)
who's Paulette Cooper? O_o
These days if you smack a child they call the cops. Fucking pathetic.
SFRB - yes, what about the schizophrenic boy who murdered his mother?
*goes back to google*
REMEMBER LISA MCPHERSON
i wouldn't rule out at this point,that the whole summer clothes in cold weather thing going on with Suri,is some kind of scientology ritual torture situation.
Sigh. Remember when Katie Holmes used to appear in good movies such as "Go," "The Ice Storm," "Wonderboys," "Thank You for Smoking," and "Pieces of April," and "Batman Begins"?
As for the Suri and the coat thing, don't judge until you have to dress a toddler. Those bastards will. wear. you. out. Trust.
GTHOH with all that mess. My daughters are 2 years old and I'll be damned if they TELL ME whether or not they can wear a coat in freezing ass cold.
I see it this way, allow my children to get a horrible cold/flu or discipline them for a few minutes and avoid illness while teaching them how to respect their elders.
Start early guys!! As long as you aint beating or drugging them there is no wrong in disciplining children 2 yrs and over!
Submitted by kayray on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Brooke276 on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:02pm.
I highly HIGHLY recommend the brand new book out there to you, "Inside Scientology" by Janet Reitman. You all will SHIT YOUR PANTS. I knew that shit was crazy, but I really had no idea.
This is Jim Jones/KoolAid territory. It is a fascinating read.....Go getcha some, Dlisted bitches.....
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Does it say anything about David Miscavige's stepmother wanting to leave the church and later found to have committed suicide by shooting herself three times?
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Of what I've found just through the internet, the CO$ scares the shit out of me. What they did to Paulette Cooper terrified me.
It's summertime, right? How cold can it possibly be for this to be a big deal? I wouldn't fight my kid on the shit, either. I'd do the same thing, except like Angel_ said, leave that coat at home and let her ass be cold for one afternoon. Lesson. Learned.
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I think all this shit started with a 3 way they had that went wrong and afterwards Jen wanted to be held and Ang wanted to fuck again... so he went with the obvious choice. - jack-n-the-hat 07/07/11
I laughed so hard when she said that about the maternity clothes. My daughter is 10 and I'm still wearing some of my maternity clothes from back then. Should I save them you think??
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