An Emmy Nomination For Miss Blankenship Is A Win For Us All
The Emmy nominations were hollered out from Hollywood this morning and they get a whole lot of "FUCK OFFs" from me for not honoring Ma's cigarette from Ma's Roadhouse, Paz de la Huerta's merkin, who ever shot up Justin Bieber in that episode of CSI, the baby in Shameless, every single graceful flower in My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding for Best Comedy Performance and (insert the name of anybody who showed their nalgas, launched an F bomb or got face-falling drunk).
But they did get something right! They nominated Miss Blankenship from Mad Men for always having the liquor and knowing that a wig is best when it's cocked the side a little. Oh, and they also did right by nominating nearly every bitch from The Kennedys for having to act opposite Katie Holmes. Here's a few of the nominations below, but jump here if really need to see all of them.
Outstanding Drama Series
Boardwalk Empire
Dexter
Friday Night Lights
Game of Thrones
The Good Wife
Mad Men
Outstanding Comedy Series
Big Bang Theory
Glee
Modern Family
The Office
Parks and Recreation
30 Rock
Outstanding Actress in a Drama
Kathy Bates, Harry's Law
Connie Britton, Friday Night Lights
Mireille Enos, The Killing
Mariska Harigtay, Law and Order: SVU
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama
Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk Empire
Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Margo Martindale, Justified
Michelle Forbes, The Killing
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men
Outstanding Actor in a Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
John Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House
Timothy Olyphant, Justified
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Josh Charles, The Good Wife
Alan Cumming, The Good Wife
Walton Goggins, Justified
John Slattery, Mad Men
Andrew Braugher, Men of a Certain Age
Outstanding Actress in a Comedy
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Laurie Linney, The Big C
Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly
Martha Plimpton, Raising Hope
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy
Jane Lynch, Glee
Betty White, Hot In Cleveland
Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live
Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock
Outstanding Actor in a Comedy
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Louis C.K., Louie
Steve Carrell, The Office
Johnny Galecki, The Big Bang Theory
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy
Chris Colfer, Glee
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family
Ed O’Neill, Modern Family
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men
Outstanding Reality Show
The Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing With the Stars
Project Runway
So You Think You Can Dance
Top Chef
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy
Idris Elba, The Big C
Nathan Lane, Modern Family
Zach Galifianakis, Saturday Night Live
Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live
Matt Damon, 30 Rock
Will Arnett, 30 Rock
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy
Kristin Chenoweth, Glee
Dot-Marie Jones, Glee
Gwyneth Paltrow, Glee
Cloris Leachman, Raising Hope
Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live
Elizabeth Banks, 30 Rock
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama
Cara Buono, Mad Men
Mary McDonnell, The Closer
Joan Cusack, Shameless
Loretta Devine, Grey's Anatomy
Randee Heller, Mad Men
Julia Stiles, Dexter
Alfre Woodard, True Blood
Outstanding Reality Host
Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars
Cat Deeley, So You Think You Can Dance
Phil Keoghan, The Amazing Race
Jeff Probst, Survivor
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol
Mildred Pierce got 21, Mad Men got 19, Boardwalk Empire got 18 and Modern Family has 17. RuPaul's Drag Race: 0. The Emmy hos can sashay away into the Fuck Off Lounge for that one too.



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Why is Bones never nominated!? They nominate the same damn shows over and over again.
Love Modern Family. I hope it fucks Glee again.
I don't watch ANY of these shows and am all the happier for it. Nothing will ever compare to the greats of "All in the Family" or "Good Times".
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30 Rock sucks!!
How come Spartacus never gets a nom?? John Hannah is fucking awesome.
Why is there no love for David Simon shows? If I remember correctly The Wire never got nominated, and neither has Treme.
Yay! My two guilty pleasures were nominated: Big Bang Theory and Project Runway.
Congrats to Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki!
Really? 21 noms for Mildred Pierce? It was awful!
Now HBO's going to have those stupid "most nominations" commercials running after every show/movie. The funny thing is they never get them in the categorizes that actually count. They've really lost their touch.
Where's Elaine Stritch's nomination for guest actress in a comedy??
WhiskeyTango-I love 'Archer'. So demented. Also, for anyone who hasn't seen it, not only is it OnDemand, but Jessica Walters is the voice as his evil-but-hilarious mother and Jeffrey Tambor is the head of the rival spy agency. Good stuff.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Regarding 'The Kennedys'. As most of you hos know, I'm Boston-Irish. What you probably don't know, is I'm second-generation (meaning, all four of my grandparents came over on the boat from all over the old country).
Anyhizzle. My paternal grandfather came over from Ireland as an infant. Like every other kid in his family (he was one of 12), he went into public service. He was an accountant for the government during the Roosevelt years and he had the distinct displeasure of working with Joe Senior. My grandfather died when I was six, however, his hatred of Joe Senior survived. The only time the old man EVER voted Republican was when Kennedy ran for President. That was how much he hated the Kennedys.
Bad enough, right? Well, my mother is also first-generation Irish-American and how do I say this? Well, she probably put it best 'My family were wild black-haired, two-fisted Donegal men who would deck you with one hand while pounding drinks with the other'. So that side of the family were better acquainted with the extracurricular activities of the Kennedys *cough*bootlegging*cough* and even my crazy-ass maternal side was clutching their pearls over that family's stunts. New money Irish trash. Trust. Whatever the rejected History Channel 'Kennedys' project barfed out, it probably wasn't even 10% as scandalous as the shit they actually pulled. Fuck them and their entitled progeny.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 10:11am.
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Netflix can bite me.
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Team Fuck You Netflix for driving me back into Blockbuster's arms.
I love how they said they are a business and not a charity or some such nonsense so that justifies them jacking up prices 60%. That's what causes businesses to not be in business anymore, jackholes. Did you learn nothing from Blockbuster when you were destroying them?
"I really am happy that Buono got nominated. She truly was the most memorable character of the season on that show. Loved learning that Miss Blankenship and Roger got it on back in the day!"
Edna Blakenship, the Queen of Perversion.
Agreed about Buono. My only quibble (and it's really tiny) is I didn't buy her character being Jewish (seriously, I acknowledge it's a totally stupid point) because she looks so, so, SO Italian to me. Next to Rachel Menken (I think that was the character's name), she was my favorite of Don's squeezes. *spoiler* I know Don is a total prick, but even I was floored by the dirt he did her character. I hope we see Faye again.
I also hope Margo Martindale wins. Overall, I think 'The Good Wife' is trite, naive and flat out eye-rolling stupid and I absolutely DO NOT get the Kalinda love. I only started watching because I have mad lust for Titus Welliver. Like all good fictional boyfriends, he totally worried about my needs and he had the good grace to blow that pop stand, so I'm no longer on the hook for that shitfest.
But back to Kalinda: not only is she one of the most unrealistic character on prime time TV, her character is a total deux ex machina ('oh noes! Our totally innocent client is FUCKED! Oh wait. Here comes super mysterious Kalinda. We're all saved!' Fuck you, Show. Fuck you with something rough adn sandpaper-y. HATE!). More to the point, the actress is painfully one-note in the role and the ONLY reason she won last year is because the voters wanted to fuck her. So in summation, TEAM MARTINDALE!
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Louis C.K.!
No nomination for Drag Race? Eat shit, Emmys!
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Mr. Kinney is so vain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=895h7Fr0m-o
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 9:29am.
Also, Julia Stiles as Lumen can eat my ass. Worst. Season. Ever.
Julia Stile stunk up the joint. It was a great premise but she is not that great of an actress. And Deb didn't get nominated, this must be a double dagger in her heart.
GO Miss Blakenship! She was awesome. "I don't work for you!"
Margo Martindale better win that shit. She was so fucking amazing on Justified this season (and YAY for Goggins and Olyphant finally being nominated also, they deserve it!!).
I love me Steve Buscemi - but Boardwalk Empire is just really mediocre.
How many stupid award shows do they have?
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I'm torn between TBBT and 30Rock in the comedy category. I guess tie goes to Tina Fey. Outstanding actor drama = Hugh Laurie, cuz I'm addicted to House,M.D.
Betty White better win too.
Louis C.K. is fucking brilliant.
Not really a SNL watcher anymore, but, when I know J.Timberlake is on, I'll watch. He commits to the sketchs and it shows.
E.Banks kills on 30Rock ! !
I've never seen one episode of any of the Best Drama noms nor one episode of any of the Best Comedy shows. I guess I'd rather watch shows I grew up
with for the zillionth time or reality crap (lately I'm in to Ghosthunters- ooh Whats that!? I felt a presence there! Didn't you feel it?)
How have I never heard of the actor named "Peter Dinklage" before. Peter. Dinklage. I think I've got me a new penis noun ... Peter that is an adorable little dinklage you have there :-)
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
I am thrilled to see Michelle Forbes's name on the list. I thought she was the strongest performance from "The Killing."
I don't get the praise heaped on Elisabeth Moss's performance in "Mad Men". I have never found that character in the least bit compelling or convincing.
Sarah Smile
I watched part of "The Kennedys" mini-series and found it to be boring. Don't get me wrong, I love anything history related, but he way they bounced from one year to another to another really bothered me. And Katie Holmes' horrible acting was another reason why it sucked.
At least Barry Pepper looked good in it.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Do my eyes deceive me? Timothy Olyphant has FINALLY been nominated for Justified? Same for Walton Goggins? It's about freakin' time. It's one of the highest quality shows on TV, and got totally snubbed the last 2 years. Great ensemble cast, great stories; not a single weak character or actor in the group...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
But.Seriously.Folks. -- OMG, you put it perfectly: Joel Kinneman on "The Killing" reminds me of K-Fed. He's actually a Swedish actor and I saw him speaking in his native tongue; he's actually kind of cute when he gets clean cut.
I adore Rupaul! "my goal is to always come from a place of love ...but sometimes you just have to break it down for a motherfucker"
Coma Caca!
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She is the second thing I disliked about the show (the first was buttraping the audience with that ending). They should have give the lead to Katee Sackhoff, who rules at moody and tough. Then she could date only Battlestar Galactica characters.
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Submitted by echobunny on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 9:51am.
Mirielle Enos for best actress for the Killing...really? Her performance was a bit drab. If anyone deserved a nomination it was Joel Kinneman.
"Treme" is the best show on TV.
Julia Stiles for "Dexter"? She was so boring and uninteresting. Probably the worst season along with season 3.
I'm surprised "Shameless" didn't get more nods.
Wish "Men Of A Certain Age" would get more recognition. A terrific gem on TNT.
Got over the hype of "Modern Family" after a few episodes. Not much creativity in the writing department.
Submitted by echobunny on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 9:51am.
Mirielle Enos for best actress for the Killing...really? Her performance was a bit drab. If anyone deserved a nomination it was Joel Kinneman.
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Is that the guy who plays her partner? He is fascinating to watch. It's like K-Fed became a detective. A bold choice!
Glee is done. Somebody tell the Emmy people. And Community got snubbed? It's a funny, cute show.
But, glad to see the January Jones backlash is underway. Snub that whorey bitch! She can't act anyway.
Team screw Netflix
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I dunno, this list looks pretty Emmy-worthy overall. TV has improved itself considerably in last few years. Remember when ALL that was on was reality (which is still the case, with it EXPLODING on cable). But the Emmy organization appears to SNUB reality, which I have to agree with. Glee appears to have entered itself in the comedy category, which is misleading, if you ask me, as they deal with IMPORTANT social issues, so shouldn't they have to compete (they couldn't) in the drama category????? Just me and I'm a conspiracy freak when it comes to awards organizations and how fair or unfair they are to ART......with commerce trailing behind.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
lol @ DirtyWhoreMouth :)
EXACTO!!!!!!!!!!!
RuPaul should have been butt fucking all of these categories!!!!!!
Submitted by justabitch on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 10:10am.
Thanks guys, (Twat Muffin, Dementa and Jersey Girl) for your recommends on 'The Kennedy's'. I added it to my Netflix que. It's on instant view too, so yey!
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Netflix can bite me.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Thanks guys, (Twat Muffin, Dementa and Jersey Girl) for your recommends on 'The Kennedy's'. I added it to my Netflix que. It's on instant view too, so yey!
If the emmys mattered, it would be scandalous that Community and Danny Pudi were again ignored.
Friday Night Lights is one of those great shows that no one watches.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 9:33am.
It kind of bothers me that they have a "Best Reality" category. Talk about rewarding mediocrity.
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Thank you, jerseygirl!!!! That is so true. That category is a damn waste to me. And it is because of these so-called reality shows that mediocre people think they are stars and important and on the same level as accomplished actors like Michael C. Hall or Peter Dinkledge or Laura Linney.
When I see that bitch, Kate Gosselin on the red carpet acting like she's a star, all I want to do is shove her plastic ass back on a plane to PA and just stay there, with her hick-ass. ~bleech~
And don't even get me into that Jersey Shore gang. *LOL* ~double bleech~
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Submitted by Captain Howdy on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 9:57am.
Parks and Recreation had better take this shit.
- I completely concur.. But why the hell wasn't Ron Swanson nominated??
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 8:39am.
Actually, in my perpetual mourning of Arrested Development's demise and trying to find a replacement, I remember that I watched a couple of clips of Modern Family to see if I'd like it, and damn, it sucked. Canned, predictable, and so lame. I can't believe that's considered Emmy-worthy.
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Like you, I mourn Arrested Development's demise (when are they making that damn movie, already?) but I found Archer on FX to be a nearly worthy successor. That show is HILARIOUS. Same vein of humor as AD...totally offensive and irreverent, and has cool animation to boot. It's the funniest show that nobody watches.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 8:48am.
Since I only watch animation, I guess I'm wondering why American Dad keeps getting pasted up.I know most people consider it Family Guy's red-headed stepchild, but I find it creative and hilarious.
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I really enjoy American Dad. I think it's humor is actually above the heads of the voting academy so that's why it keeps getting passed up.
Just watch the last Christmas episode, when Steve accidentally kills Santa and Santa and the elves come back in full revenge mode. One of the best eps ever! Almost as good as the brilliantly written Family Guy Christmas ep when Santa is almost dead from the greed and selfishness of mankind. Puts chills up my spine when I think about it. Fantastic episode too.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Parks and Recreation had better take this shit.
ffs...I'm so sick and tired of Mad Men everywhere. That show bored me to tears. I'd like to see Peter Dinklage win for his fantastic performance in GOT, and hopefully Friday Night Lights gets some love as well.
Never watched The Good Wife...good/bad?
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 9:16am.
Peter TOTALLY rules that screen when he's on it. And he was so good in the sex scenes too. Very believable, very acceptable. Nothing freaky about it because he plays it straight. I want him to go to King's Landing and slap the shit outta his nephew, Joeffery.
Game of Thrones is a great show, don't get me wrong. But I'm just tired of the same drama and actors nominated over and over and over.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
As much as I love 30 Rock I found the last season to be subpar to seasons past. The second season of Glee was atrocious.
Mirielle Enos for best actress for the Killing...really? Her performance was a bit drab. If anyone deserved a nomination it was Joel Kinneman.
I've never seen Justified. I don't know why cause it looks like something I'd like. Timothy Olyphant should win so we can all see his hot self strut onto the stage in a tux.
jerseygirl17 -- oh, yeah, the actress who played Rose Kennedy was amazing, too. I have no idea who played Sinatra, but he didn't look or act like him. In the movie, he was depicted as a cowering pussy; Sinatra was anything but. I do know he was deeply hurt by the Kennedys after they got into office, though. (Yeah, I'm a HUGE Sinatra fan.) I thought the relationship between Bobby and Ethel was sweet, though, if that is indeed the way they were together. I also liked Dr. Feelgood, the speed freak doctor who was shooting up JFK and Jackie.
Timmy Olyphant in a tuxedo. Thank you, Jesus.