Guess What Kate Hudson And Matt Bellamy Named Their Newborn Son?
If you're birthing out a baby this week and plan to name it either Corky Sherwood or Waldo Faldo, then you better copyright it now, because obviously the theme of the week is naming your kid after 90s sitcom characters. Posh & Becks already showed their love for George Costanza by naming their first daughter Harper Seven, and now Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy have shown us which Friends character is their favorite. No, not Smelly Cat. I wish. Matt Tweeted this immortal words that will haunt his son until the kid learns how to fill out a name-changing form on his own.
So happy! Just had a baby boy, Bingham "Bing" Hawn Bellamy. Born 7Ib 12Oz, on 9th July.
BINGHAM BING HAWN BELLAMY?! Your child's name should not sound like a tongue twisting exercise a theater geek does before taking the stage in their high school production of Pride & Prejudice. If you typed the name "Bingham Hawn Bellamy" into BING it will automatically direct you to the website thefuckiswrongwithyourstupidass.com. Ask Jeeves Hawn Bellamy would've been better since bitches only use BING to find free porn and cat pictures. Bing Bellamy was probably John Waters' first choice of a name for Corny Collins in Haispray.
But let me look at the bright side of things, if an O pushed the I out of the way and took its place, his name would be BONG BELLAMY. Doesn't that have a beautiful ring to it? Or maybe I inhaled my last toke too fast and I really am just hearing bells ring.
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Submitted by MardiGras on Thu, 07/14/2011 -
If it's not a family name, then to me, those names are so meaningless. Madison has to be one of the worst names in creation.
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This is funny! My ex-boyfriend's girlfriend named their (not his though/he found out later)kid "Madigan." I asked if it was a family name and she looked at me blankly. She thought she was being original by using someone's last name as her kid's first name. The kid's name is Madigan Love. I kid you not! These two are not young pot heads either, but in their late 40s/early 50s.
Submitted by MissBish on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:04pm.
He will be called Bing Laden. Yeah, well done.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!! Comment of the day!
He will be called Bing Laden. Yeah, well done.
Bingham. Ugh. It just sounds like a crabby old man's name. A crabby old man with really high trousers and suspenders.
I actually think "Hawn Bellamy" is rather nice. I've known a few men whose first names are mothers' maiden names and what not.
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There's the nickname you give your kid with hope, then there are the much crueler nicks that his friends will come up with.
Bingham reminds me of Kingston, the name of Gwen Stefani's first son.
It's not bad. It could have been worse. I am sure the kid will go by the nickname of 'Chandler' when he's older.
I'm sorry, nothing is worse than fucking Moon Unit or fucking PILOT INSPEKTOR (Jason Lee's kid). That is just wrong.
Bing is not the greatest name, but I know of far worse names. Believe it or not i know a woman who named her 3 girls: mystical mckenzie, jazzabella star, and last but not least annalasia. And this woman is so dumb that before a friend pointed it out, she was going to spell the last ones name ANALlasia lol. oh and hi everyone i'm new to commenting but have been a longtime lurker. *waves*
Bingham reminds me of Kingston, the name of Gwen Stefani's first son.
It's not bad. It could have been worse. I am sure the kid will go by the nickname of 'Chandler' when he's older.
I'm sorry, nothing is worse than fucking Moon Unit or fucking PILOT INSPEKTOR (Jason Lee's kid). That is just wrong.
Bim bam boom, bim bam boom...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Uh-AFFDys
Merde alors!!
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Big Bang Bellamy has a nice ring to it.
3 names for the kid and not one that's good or even normal.
Is there a way we can tie Hate Kudson's tubes without her noticing?
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They should have gone with bong since they were obviously stoned at the time.
Ah good to see these two potheads didn't disappoint!
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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:58pm.
Dumb name, but so are all the other surnames being used as first names. Bingham is no worse than Madison or McKenzie
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I agree. If it's not a family name, then to me, those names are so meaningless. Madison has to be one of the worst names in creation.
You just know she wanted a girl so that she, goldie and little bangham( that would've been the girl's name), could complete thier triumvrate of perky. Ugh!!
Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:04pm.
Didn't some other Hollywood dolt name their kid AudioScience Boombox or something like that?
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yep, Audio Science..."they wanted a word not a name".
http://www.babble.com/celebrity/celebrity-babies/celebrity-baby-names-au...
Oh man...she did so well with Ryder-I love that name...but she should be charged with child abuse for letting her kid walk around looking like a girl and then naming her other child BING! (Although I had never thought it strange as a name for Bing Crosby..)
Why not Hudson? Or Bing Hudson? Or Bing Matthew? But Bing? And Bingham sounds like ugly curtains!!! This woman and the rest of Hollywierd needs to be stopped.
I loved the line in Baby Momma when you overhear the mom telling her child to hurry or they'll be late for their playdate with Wingspan and somethingorother.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:10pm.
She has an alliteration fetish, apparently. Ryder Robinson and now Bingham Bellamy. Wonder what she'll name the third baby with the third baby daddy (you know it's coming)? She should get back with Owen Wilson and name the baby Wallaby.
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An alliteration fetish...love this!!!!
She has an alliteration fetish, apparently. Ryder Robinson and now Bingham Bellamy. Wonder what she'll name the third baby with the third baby daddy (you know it's coming)? She should get back with Owen Wilson and name the baby Wallaby.
Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:50pm.
What's really sad is she won't be with this guy in two years. She'll probably have four kids - each with a different father.
picture it:
*Kate and brood walks into a McDonalds*
*Gentleman holds the door open, Kate and kids walk in*
Kate: kids, what do you say to the nice gentleman?
Kids: (in unison) are you my daddy?
(I know I know that was messed up :D )
Didn't some other Hollywood dolt name their kid AudioScience Boombox or something like that?
Everytime the microwave finishes the kid will scream "WHAT D'YA WANT MOM"?
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:00pm.
shopaholic - FUCK! I knew there was one out there that was more ridiculous than Moxie Crimefighter.
*slaps forehead*
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yeah, Jason Lee, is shit for naming his kid that...slap his forehead, not yours!
when the kids smack him upside the head in the playground, they'll go "BING"
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Submitted by whippersnapper on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:52pm.
Bing. Bing. Bing. FUCK!!! KATE AND MATT, DO YOU NOT SEE HOW FUCKING STUPID THAT NAME IS?!?!?! REALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!?! FUCK!!
HOLLYWOOD, STOP WITH THE FUCKING STUPID BABY NAMES ALREADY!!!
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there should be a licensing bureau, made up of DListers, that approve the baby names for these hollyweirdos....no, you cannot not name your child, Bing, you effing moron!
shopaholic - FUCK! I knew there was one out there that was more ridiculous than Moxie Crimefighter.
*slaps forehead*
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Dumb name, but so are all the other surnames being used as first names. Bingham is no worse than Madison or McKenzie.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:43pm.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:23pm.
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The irony is he'll be getting his ass whipped from people named Kal-El, Apple, Banjo, Poppy, Ocean, Atticus, Seven, Zolten.
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You forgot, Bronx and Moxie Crimefighter.
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A woman my husband works with named her son, Gaylord.
I kid you not.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
They should have gone all the way and named him
"Bingham Bellamy Doot Doot Doot"
Of course she had to get her mothers famous name in there. This kid will get special treatment like his mother.
LMAO @ Sucky and @ Miss C's avie!
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Bing. Bing. Bing. FUCK!!! KATE AND MATT, DO YOU NOT SEE HOW FUCKING STUPID THAT NAME IS?!?!?! REALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!?! FUCK!!
HOLLYWOOD, STOP WITH THE FUCKING STUPID BABY NAMES ALREADY!!!
I just hope bitch doesn't let this one's hair grow down to his ass like she did with her other boy.
What's really sad is she won't be with this guy in two years. She'll probably have four kids - each with a different father.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:23pm.
Yeah, that'll keep your child safe from getting his ass EPICALLY kicked in the playground. Bingham
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The irony is he'll be getting his ass whipped from people named Kal-El, Apple, Banjo, Poppy, Ocean, Atticus, Seven, Zolten.
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You forgot, Bronx and Moxie Crimefighter.
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And, Pilot Inspektor Lee.
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From the pic, I thought maybe they had named him.
(Ms.) Chanandler Bong.
do not like Bing Hawn Bong or whatever it is..
Sounds a little too much like Ding Dang Dong to me.
poor kid. parents are loaded, and they can't buy a clue.
when he's older, he should call himself Big Hawg
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:23pm.
Yeah, that'll keep your child safe from getting his ass EPICALLY kicked in the playground. Bingham
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The irony is he'll be getting his ass whipped from people named Kal-El, Apple, Banjo, Poppy, Ocean, Atticus, Seven, Zolten.
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You forgot, Bronx and Moxie Crimefighter.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:11pm.
what the fuck is wrong with these motherfuckers...were they high and drunk when they named this poor child?
well, yeah...girlfriend was drinking in public when she was pregnant *shrug*
Isn't Bing a search engine?
*imagines what Bing's hotmail acct name is*
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:23pm.
Yeah, that'll keep your child safe from getting his ass EPICALLY kicked in the playground. Bingham
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The irony is he'll be getting his ass whipped from people named Kal-El, Apple, Banjo, Poppy, Ocean, Atticus, Seven, Zolten.