Elin Nordegren Is Getting On Rachel Cuchitel's Leftovers
Elin Nordegren thought it was weird that her new billionaire boyfriend's crotch smells like salmon jerky, Ambien and whore. And now she knows why. Elin is currently dating businessman Jamie Dingman who used to live with Tiger Woods' main mistress Rachel Uchitel in Miami. Nothing says "true love" like licking the stank of your ex-husband's ex-side piece off of your new boyfriend's peen.
Rachel tells TMZ that she screwed on Jamie for a while, but left him to become the full-time head of Tiger's harem. Rachel says that Jamie wasn't too upset about it and even joked that he'll just date Elin. Now his joke has become real-life.
Just because Jamie's sexed on Rachel in the past doesn't mean that Elin shouldn't marry him, divorce him and then throw the bag full of half his fortune in the vault where she keeps the gold bars she got from Tiger. If all of used that dating logic, we'd have no one to fuck! Because Rachel's cuchi not only tells all, but it's been on all too.
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Go Elin, get mo money from this new man as well. All Americans would be sorry that you didn't know anything about Rachel. But you cannot fool me. GOLDDIGGER!
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I swear they all (celebrities) trade each other around like a big incestuous redneck family. Christ lady you got more money than a arab sheik. Go find a nice simple hot guy bang his brains out and he'll follow you around like a puppy. Didn't the last douchey guy with a fat bank account teach you anything?
hate to sound like a broken record but it bears repeating - "fuck those hos". and that goes for every ho mentioned in that post and in comments before too. fuck 'em all.
Jamie Dingbat is pretty gross. Then again, so was Tiger.
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Maybe what they share is common is all the STD's they got from Tiger And Rachel?
It will be hard for her to find a man who hasn't had one of Tiger's leftovers no matter what part of the world she runs to! Six degrees of separation indeed!
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Shit Rachel, can't you let a girl move on in peace..
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Submitted by Harley Quinn on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 12:01am.
This Uchitel bitch is turning out to be the Typhoid Mary of starfuckers
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but of course
This Uchitel bitch is turning out to be the Typhoid Mary of starfuckers.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 5:02pm.
If you were with some guy making 50k a year, wouldn't you always be suspicious that he was with you for your money?
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Maybe that's why Madonna has her boy-toys. I maybe would do the same, just picking someone who seems to be a lot of fun. And people making 50k a year don't need to be boring or stupid. The biggest problem would be the media and the attention every relationship gets from now on. But dating him, while he was with Rachel Whatnot is really a no go - if she carries on dating him she will hardly ever get this/the Tiger story off her back. But in truth he (Tiger) really and ultimately destroyed her life "Oh look, there's this wallflower who didn't get that her husband had 14 lovers, there's no way she didn't knew, let's make fun of her".
Team Valtrex on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 9:51pm.
Hmmm, let's see what common traits her ex has with her current BF:
Race? No.
Background? No.
Personality? No.
Looks? No.
Body type? No.
Lifestyle? No.
Nike hat? No.
Bank account? DING DING DING!! WE HAVE A WINNER!
Bitch, you already got your millions, leave the other rich guys for some other brutally expensive whores.
You don't understand, she's still searching for that nearly impossible whole-in-one.
So far, her stroke is horrible and she keeps hitting it into sand-lots.
$he can't even hit it on the green any longer because her putting is pathetic to begin with.
The downhill shot is always risky.
Methinks this hobag should have learned golf as a life lesson and not just a pussy-dick regret.
What am I saying? Bitch got money.
*puts thumb in air*
Wind conditions are telling me this dumbass is going to be garnering a lot of male attention and not just for her looks.
/heh
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by chasing windmills on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 10:15pm.
Elin, shouldn't you be raising your kids instead of spending time on a gossip blog?
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LOL - love it!
whatever you say rachel's best friend
or better
Tiger, is that you?
Submitted by chasing windmills on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 10:15pm.
Elin, shouldn't you be raising your kids instead of spending time on a gossip blog?
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Will someone please explain to me why rachel-prostitute-whore even relevant to anyone and worthy of discussing on any level? She seems to be every gossip sites wet dream and everybody's else's fcuking nails on a chalkboard.
Of course rachel- prostitute-whore has fcuked him for cash.
Who hasn't she fcuked for cash... but that she calls it dating? Honey everyone wink-wink knows what a rachel-prostitute-whore means when she says she dated anyone. It means she was paid well to do what she do.
Put rachel-prostitute-whore in an STD ward already and let us be done with that kaka that oozes out of every part of her being.
Again why the fcuk is rachel-prostitute-whore even being discussed?
Oh that's right, rachel-prostitute-whore seems to think if any divorcee is dating someone her name should be in the press, of course.
Elin, I don't care for you one way or the other, but the bag of STD did you a favor. Skidaddle out of that relationship now. I bet you could start dating the Butcher's son on some remote Island in your native land and we are going to read here in the good ol' USA that Rachel-prostitute-whore had him first.
Whiskey, I agree with you. He's definitely a date raper. He reminds me of Rob Chambers, too. Ick.
I was giving Elin the benefit of the doubt all this time, but now I know she's a stealth slut/golddigger. She has the veneer of class and respectability, but she's a whore like the rest of them. And poor judgment, to boot.
Hmmm, let's see what common traits her ex has with her current BF:
Race? No.
Background? No.
Personality? No.
Looks? No.
Body type? No.
Lifestyle? No.
Nike hat? No.
Bank account? DING DING DING!! WE HAVE A WINNER!
Bitch, you already got your millions, leave the other rich guys for some other brutally expensive whores.
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He really is creepy...something about his eyes. I'm getting a rapey vibe from him.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
This bitch AGAIN?
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
i have no feelings for elin either way, but i'm just glad they all decided to keep their disgusting stds amongst each other...
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Wow. It's like a round-a-bout way of still sleeping with your ex. GROSS!
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You made your bed; now you have to fuck me in it!
True or not, seeing on TMZ the little joke the skeever made to the slore about "I'll just date Elin" is going to be the death knell of that relationship.
Who would want that hideous beast's sloppy seconds? She's worse than Bombshell McGee, seriously.
Elin deserves a brave stunt-stud who will propose to her like this young man did:
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhFFVx1ib7bCPPj3s9
(scroll down a bit he-he)
Gross That guys creepy looking. I don't care how much money he has he still is butt ugly. And the fact that whore Yuckitel licked on him makes him even more disgusting. Elin needs to drop him like a hot potato.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 5:39pm.
I was gonna say derpy and douchey, but "German marionette/puppets" sounds so much more sophisticated. :)
...and a new STD was born.
I didn't really notice him before, but dude is creepy looking, like one of those weird German marionette/puppets.
Elin is a multi-millionaire now, in her own right. She doesn't necessarily need someone with lots of money and she'd have to be wary of male gold-diggers. If you were with some guy making 50k a year, wouldn't you always be suspicious that he was with you for your money?
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Something tells me that she'll be dumping this douche soon. Nobody wants Rachel's leftovers. Even if it is on a billion dollar plate.
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This is BEYOND creepy. That new billionaire dude is just as much of a parasite as Rachael Uchitel, who is just.......bad news in all directions. How many US celeb "scandals" will be revealed in detail due to the Murdoch wire-tapping investigation? I bet Uchitel is in EVERY DAMN one of them. Waits eagerly for all wire-tapping news. LOL
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
I don't get it, Rachel is nowhere near in the same class in the looks department as Elin. It just seems odd, like you wouldn't expect somebody who is into the one to also be into the other
Ew - that just tells me that Rachel Suckntell is an industrious whore. But if I were Elin I'd run like hell becuz, really, what kind of a man WANTS to be with a Rachel Ickitsmells? The kind of man you want to marry...? Like Bush said: Fool me once, shame on....shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. Right?
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If people would avoid Rachel Cuchitel's leftovers we'd all be single or dating plants.
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I thought we were finally done with that rachel ugh-whatever whore. After she got her $10 million payoff to not say anything (which she ended up doing anyway), I'd have thought she would have slimed her way back under the rock she came from. But, no; I guess we're stuck seeing her stained & soiled carcass dirtying up dlisted's website. Yuck...
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All rich people celebrity and celebrity wanna be's travel in the same big circle. Everyone has been with each other. I bet Elin can sniff billionaires a mile away just like Rachel. Only difference is Elin actually got one to marry her.
disappointing
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this is not right.
Even if I looked at his face and saw one big dollar sign, I couldn't fuck a guy who fucked my ex-husband's whore. There just has to be at least 2 degrees of separation in there. Otherwise, you might as well have stayed with the husband.
that is f'ing gross. & elin could do better. he's not even cute.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
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seriously, this is pretty creepy. you would think that Elin had had enough of chowing down on some douche who loans his peen out for a game or thirty of musical cock, but plucking Rachel's chicken bones from the garbage can?? yuck.
No fucking way. If you already have enough money for the rest of your life, THEN THERE IS NO FUCKING NEED TO DATE DOUCHEY UGLY DUDES. It just makes no fucking sense.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Rachel better snag/trick someone into marrying her. The clock is ticking. . . Everyday a whole bunch of fresh whores turn 18 and 21.
He's probably got a nicer putter and bag than Tiger.
If that's the case we all tasted juices from someone's peen unless they are a virgin.
How long can he be with her? If she wasn't fucking and sucking tiger right to have him look else where and this one already tried the other girl; how soon is he going to figure out she's a bore and try someone new?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Mmmmm, look at that mouth, that Rachel is one creamy bitch.
Plus, let's face it, she sets the standard for the gold digger game. Trick knows how to work it. Props.
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You can do better, Elin! Hexe is right -- he looks douchey.
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Eww. And he looks like he's douchey, too. Don't care how much money he's got...he just looks douchey.
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