Mila And Justin Will Both Be The Belle Of A Marine Corp Ball
Mila Kunis said the word I long to hear when I propose marriage to my Anderson Cooper paper doll after Sgt. Scott Moore got on YouTube to ask her to be his date to the Marine Corp Ball in North Carolina in November. But then Access Hollywood's Billy Bush, the Howdy Doody wooden puppet that was brought to life by the blue fairy, said that it wasn't going to happen because Mila's schedule won't allow it. During a press conference for No Friends with Attached Benefits (or whatever the hell that shit is called), Mila said Billy is lying and that she will go to the ball with Sgt. Scott in November.
Mila's co-star Justin Timberlake also verbally RSVP'd to the invitation from Corporal Kelsey De Santis to go to the Marine Corp Ball with her in DC. Corporal Kelsey took a page out of Sgt. Scott's book by asking Justin to her ball in November. Justin awkwardly said he'd go if his schedule allows it.
So basically, two of the stars of Friends with Benefits are going to a Marine Corp Ball in November, which is probably around the same time that shit comes out on DVD. An unplanned publicity stunt that Uncle Sam can and will salute to. Don't bother any of the producers of Friends with Benefits this weekend, because they'll be too busy jacking it over this.
But what I want to know is, out of all the Friends with Benefits cast members why did Sgt. Scott and Corporal Kelsey go with Justin and Mila? Patricia Clarkson is in that shit! Patricia Clarkson! Why didn't she get any invites? Fuck to the hell. Unlike Mila and Justin, Patricia will dry freak on the dance floor and let everyone do a bald eagle teardrop shot out of her naval. In the wise of Vivian from Pretty Woman: BIG MISTAKE! HUGE!
And in case you haven't seen it, here's Corporal Kelsey's invitation to Justin.
via HuffPo
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Why is this untalented wanna be actor taking parts from real actors? Why are producers and taking it up the ass for him might be a better question? HE CAN'T ACT. When you think about the circumstances of the Marine Ball actually threw her under the bus. He's a pig and we shouldn't support anything he does.
This movie looks like a dud. I can't stand Justin!
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The guys definitely have it made in getting dates for this shit. Drop the words "-insert military branch name- ball" and all the tag bunnies come running. Trust.
Now there is a marine who asked Betty White to go to this ball on YouTube:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/17/marine-asks-betty-white-marine-...
The thing is, Justin is trying so hard to be an actor.
It's not just that he wants to be an actor, he wants to be recognized and laundered with prizes for being an actor, but he cannot even act pleased and cordial when requested to be at this wtfever marine corp ball.
So that's the problem.
I henceforth deem you worthy of parts that only require you of being a jerk, Timberdouche, because douche is the only character you can play (the one you are already a natural candidate for.)
Mila Kunis, you are beautiful and maybe nice. Don't keep associating yourself with bad people.
Justin was never cute. When he pulled Janet Jackson's top off they should have sent him to Gitmo.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 9:16am.
That's some set of headlights, Dr Ruth!!! You could almost tempt us into committing acts of Lesbianism!
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Oh GREAT! Now my beloved MPC turns out to be another alt. FML
"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 1:36am.
Word. Allow a citizen of the world (who trained for a career in diplomacy, passed the State Dept written exam, and failed the medical requirement) to add something.
It's wrong to assume that a person enlists in any branch of the Armed Forces solely from a sense of "my country, right or wrong, patriotism," or from bloodlust disguised as such.Some who immigrated to this country illegally as small children enlist in order to give back to the country and gain citizenship. Those without perfect academic records and/or unlimited family wealth-try getting into a reasonably priced, top-tier state university such as California, Texas, or Virginia without one- enlist in order to earn money for a university education. Also,what other opportunities exist for the bright yet non-scholarly types who would like to learn a trade?
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I dated a Marine for a few years who grew up in the rural south. His reason for enlisting was to get a big leg up in the police recruiting process. Most of his friends joined up because they eventually had plans to go to college, and the Marines/Army would foot the bill once they put in their 4 years. I agree with you that prior military service opens up a lot of doors for people who might otherwise be stuck in life, and really has managed to turn some people's lives around.
The Marine Corps Ball in DC was a lot of fun....for the Marines' dates. Most of them, including my bf at the time, were rolling their eyes, like "we gotta go to this thing AGAIN?" But I had a blast...I love dressing up ;)
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 8:23am.
I like Justin.
*runs away*
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lol RUN FASTER!!! ;)
"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
there's no account for taste...why would she want to go with a twerp like Timberdouche when she can go with any of the studs standing right behind her? Did Justine's handlers spread a little money not to be outdone by Mila?
Yeah, that's probably it.
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Submitted by Lemonene on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 1:41am.
*waves back at Lemonene, offers coffee*
I DID see the latest True Blood, thank you for the tip!!! Hopefully they have this week's too. It's the one show I feel like I have to watch.
/decides to stay sober fir the moment, as it's a beautiful day
That's some set of headlights, Dr Ruth!!! You could almost tempt us into committing acts of Lesbianism!
"I'm a little creeped out that he keeps rubbing himself as he's talking...what a weirdo!"
i hear its a unconcious self comforting trick, to rub a part of your body when you feel uncomfortable (well most body parts bar a few) i do the same with my arms when i feel uncomfortable.
for JT though its probably an ego thing tho-i have always though JT was creepy even when i was younger-i thought the girls who liked him had serious issues as hes got serial-killer eyes :O
also dont understand the hating on his date she seems lovely and not creepy like the guy who asked kunis out.
also-she'd probably bang YOU while making you do push-ups, which i find hot :D
Sweetas had Charlize....I have Mila :) I always thought she was hawt.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
*runs away with Anonymouse73*
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Corporal Kelsey is kinda hot!
I'll bet you could bang her while she's doing pushups! HOOT!
"Justin is starting to look like a slightly fug, middle aged homosexual."
whatcha mean JUST STARTIN? and totes agree with the poster that said he is insufferable.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 8:37am.
IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT HERE ALREADY!!!!!
Just wear as little as possible today!
If you could just move a little to the left.
*adjusts telescope*
"Justin is starting to look like a slightly fug, middle aged homosexual."
whatcha mean JUST STARTIN? and totes are with the poster that said he is insufferable.
karma's a bitch-aint it justin?
i loved* the way he was all enthusiastic pretty much forced a yes from kunis so she had to go to the ball with some stranger for all she knows could be some complete freak (and not the good kinda freak), yet when the douche gets aksed how he's pretty much less than thrilled. theres the lesson justin-dont force people to do things that you yourself dont want to.
you fucking asked for that justin-and i love how kunis is telling him "do it for your country" lol
*=by loved i mean annoyed as fuck
Oh man, Cat Scratch-"Do the math, curly" is my new favorite expression!!!
i'll say something nice about the little weasel. his voice seems to be deeper, which is good because he sound like a 13 yo girl before.
How very "Davy Jones as Marcia's Prom Date." I would have asked Bobby Sherman.
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I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis. - Bogart
IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT HERE ALREADY!!!!!
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Why is he dressed like an extra from the Dingleberry Community Playhouse's production of "Fiddler On The Roof"?
cheesy publicity stunt alert...
mila gets dozens of requests for meets-up from soldiers a week. her & justin's new movie's pr firm cherry-picked these requests for buzz. so obvious.
if they hadn't been paid to acknowledge these soldiers' requests, the actors would have simply ignored them like they always do.
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"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia
quite fittingly...
http://j.mp/f89sny
I like Justin.
*runs away*
I got up @6am and no MK post!! SOMEONE GO TO HIS APT WITH SOME SPORTSDRINK AND IBUPROPHEN.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 6:46pm.
FUCK all this bullshit, FUCK our nazi warmongering military-fellating nation and culture.
FUCK all glamorization and normalization of our military industrial murder machine.
These Marines should go to their ball with rotted Iraqi and Afghan body parts as their fucking dates. The band's set list should consist of nothing but screams and explosions and weeping.
FUCK. THIS.
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
the first two paragraphs i get. the third? -that's hypocritical to the previous 2.
but if it helps to understand the dynamic that goes into "boodlusting" patriotism, it's "protection" (against other countries). that's why it evolves (the indoctrination of a collective mindset of violence that we'd eschew as individuals) as it does in every country (that stands a chance of survival as such).
so, yes, "fuck fuck fuck fuck". damned if you do and damned if you don't.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Sssssooooo....ummmmm.....is Michael ok?
WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 6:46pm.
FUCK all this bullshit, FUCK our nazi warmongering military-fellating nation and culture.
FUCK all glamorization and normalization of our military industrial murder machine.
These Marines should go to their ball with rotted Iraqi and Afghan body parts as their fucking dates. The band's set list should consist of nothing but screams and explosions and weeping.
FUCK. THIS.
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
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WOW! You understand nothing in life, do you?
Perhaps some valium and a straight jacket would do you well.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
I don't think they hate each other necessarily but I do think they hate this interview....and if you want to see a BETTER movie like this (you have to piece it together from 5 min shorts, mind) then watch THIS:
http://www.collegehumor.com/fullbenefits
;p
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 8:09pm.
Off topic, but there's no OP: Hotmami hasn't posted for a while, anyone in contact off site?
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I see her on FB Becky; as UBF said she's about to leave to come back to the U.S. and was super busy (or may even be back now, must check)
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A body-language expert would watch and say these are two people who don't like each other. I could only look with the sound off and he won't look at her and she has that arms out hands locked "oh get me through this!" the entire interview.
from athens on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 4:40am.
isn't it well known that Hollywood is first cousins with the military industry?
Hollyweird always tries to portray the military as some kind of evil/vicious entity out to turn against us all.
Stay armed.
isn't it well known that Hollywood is first cousins with the military industry?
Good god Justin Timberlake is insufferable.
Do the math, curly, the only reason you get picked to play guys who are douches in movies is because you are one.
It's so clear in his "jokes" that this is who he truly is.
BUT MILA KUNIS FUCKING RULES! She looks amazing and I love her .
Justin is starting to look like a slightly fug, middle aged homosexual.
We are glad!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 07/17/2011 - 1:32am.
AGREED!! With both of you, Damn those Disney slores.
*Waves at TelevisedRevolution*
Did you catch up on True blood?
Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 9:01pm.
OK, OK. Let BeatABitchDown keep the peace.
Yes, the Powers That Be are evil. Yes, the Military Industrial Complex is evil. Yes, war is evil.
Yes, our soldiers are brave. Yes, they should be applauded and praised.
You're both right. But either of you is not the enemy.
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Word. Allow a citizen of the world (who trained for a career in diplomacy, passed the State Dept written exam, and failed the medical requirement) to add something.
It's wrong to assume that a person enlists in any branch of the Armed Forces solely from a sense of "my country, right or wrong, patriotism," or from bloodlust disguised as such.Some who immigrated to this country illegally as small children enlist in order to give back to the country and gain citizenship. Those without perfect academic records and/or unlimited family wealth-try getting into a reasonably priced, top-tier state university such as California, Texas, or Virginia without one- enlist in order to earn money for a university education. Also,what other opportunities exist for the bright yet non-scholarly types who would like to learn a trade?
As for those who do enlist out of patriotism/ revenge, well, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. My father enlisted in the Navy one month after his 16th birthday- on December 15th, 1941. Who's to say a young man or woman didn't do the same after 9-11? It might not be right, but it is entirely understandable.
Yeah, those leathernecks look smoking hot. Imagine them in dress uniforms...swoon.
Submitted by TBH on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 7:48pm.
It's funny how Justin asked Mila about the marine and put her on the spot, but now that he's on the spot he takes too long to answer. I always thought he was an overrated douchebag.
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THIS.
ITA. Ever since he pulled off the clothing of Janet Jackson, the sister of his IDOL Michael, at the Superbowl and then he acted like she was some kind of vixen and tried to put all the blame of Janet, I've had no respect for this Disney Dude at all.
Holy crap, those Marines standing behind her are hot as all fuck! Where's MY invite to the ball?
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Timberdouche is such a fucking tool.
I don't find him as cute, funny, charming and intelligent as he seems to think he is. The only person that that laughs at his unfunny "jokes" is Timberdouche himself.
Maybe he should trade places with one of those Marines and fight for his country. Maybe he'll come home with his dick in a box.
*fingers crossed*
I'd like Mila to date my balls.
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 6:46pm.
FUCK all this bullshit, FUCK our nazi warmongering military-fellating nation and culture.
FUCK all glamorization and normalization of our military industrial murder machine.
These Marines should go to their ball with rotted Iraqi and Afghan body parts as their fucking dates. The band's set list should consist of nothing but screams and explosions and weeping.
FUCK. THIS.
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
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Couldn't quite tough it out through basic training, eh? Don't worry, the DoD has plenty of desk jobs available.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
I hate these damn publicity stunts that are presented to us on the "Support our Troops" pedestal. How about spending a few of your million bucks to make sure that Vet can get treatment covered, when he`s too sick to stay in the Service, but too "healthy" for the VA??
This shit is serving one purpose. To make these assholes look good. And millions of people will just adore them for spending 2 hours in an "uncomfortable" situation, while hundreds of thousands of troops sit on their 4th 15month tour to Iraq and Afghanistan...great contribution, Timberdouche... now fuck off.
*armywife rant over*
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:::applause from another Army wife with hubby on 6th(!!!) tour overseas:::
OK, OK. Let BeatABitchDown keep the peace.
Yes, the Powers That Be are evil. Yes, the Military Industrial Complex is evil. Yes, war is evil.
Yes, our soldiers are brave. Yes, they should be applauded and praised.
You're both right. But either of you is not the enemy.
Oh, and if I forgot to say it bitch...move it out, move it out...move your ass and get the fuck out...
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 6:46pm.
FUCK all this bullshit, FUCK our nazi warmongering military-fellating nation and culture.
FUCK all glamorization and normalization of our military industrial murder machine.
These Marines should go to their ball with rotted Iraqi and Afghan body parts as their fucking dates. The band's set list should consist of nothing but screams and explosions and weeping.
FUCK. THIS.
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
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Hi cunt. I will be happy to accompany you to hell, you flaming piece of shit. Mind if I play "Hail to the chief" on the way?
Burn in your own excrement you ignorant fucking cunt.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 5:37pm.
Mike-- Too small...what does your avie read?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt