Monday, July 18th 2011

Birthday Sluts

Wendy Williams (47)
Chace Crawford (26)
Ryan Cabrera (29)
Kristen Bell (31)
Kelly Reilly (34)
Elsa Pataky (35)
Vin Diesel (44)
Jim Bob Duggar (46)
Elizabeth McGovern (50)
Audrey Landers (55)
Margo Martindale (60)
Richard Branson (61)
Martha Reeves (70)
James Brolin (71)
Paul Verhoeven (73)
Dick Button (82)
Nelson Mandela (93)

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Hysteria's picture

Best wishes to Nelson Mandela.
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kikichanelconspiracy's picture

HB to hot slut of my life, Margo Martindale. She was awesome on the short-lived '100 Centre Street'. Fantastic as Hilary Swank's white trash mother in 'Million Dollar Baby' and the meanest mama since Ma Barker on 'Justified'. Such a great character actress. Love her.

And HB to my missing link older sister Elizabeth McGovern. Just to clarify: she looks like a cross between me and my sister, that's all.
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Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday to all especially Wendy Williams, Martha Reeves, James Brolin, and Nelson Mandela.

(973) Jersey Strong

Cake666's picture

I'm still doubting, like with Kathy Griffin, if Wendy was born a woman.

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

boredasfuckyo's picture

Like Joel Mchale, Wendy William's is also my favorite teradactyl. How you doin?

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Slutleena's picture

She's (Wendy) got an awfully broad chest for a woman and I don't mean those fake boobs she has bolted on.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 8:00am.

Don't forget to lipo your arms too.

LMAO. nobody told her.

Klutzy McFucktard's picture

seaweed tatt to cover up scars? hmmmm?

Meatblocks's picture

47 and smokin. who cares if there's tucks and fluffs going on. the end result is the bottom line and she looks delish.
whatever happened to wendy o williams? she was fucked up.

ETA: nevamind, wendy o checked out in '98.
sad

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Defined1's picture

Happy birthday to Wendy, Kristen and Nelson. Love these sluts!
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Stoney's picture

Her hair looks like it belongs wrapped around a drain. Disgusting. She needs to stop with the ridiculous wigs.
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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Happy birthday to the alluring temptress Elsa Pataky....
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Twat Muffin's picture

PaperDolls -- oh, god no, not more kids! I could totally see Jim Bob hooking up with another woman and having another slew of kids if anything ever happened to Crunchy Bangs Michelle.

PaperDolls's picture

Here's to another 46 years of super sperm, Jim Bob Duggar!

Stoney's picture

Don't forget to lipo your arms too.

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Twat Muffin's picture

becky n sydney -- I'm throwing in $2 for the Jim Bob vascetomy; that's all I can afford, LOL!

Is Wendy Williams really a chick? I'm still not convinced. She talks about a son on her show, but I don't know.

Whamo -- I agree about her nostrils. Falcor has the same nostrils.

Swallows's picture

LOL @ Becky. I'll see your $10 and raise you a $20 :)

Add me to the list of hos who didn't know that was Wendy Williams. I thought it was Octomom *shudders*

HB Vin Diesel...pure SEX, that man is.

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Thamar's picture

well that did not go well
practicing html on dlisted
instead of working!

will cool it

here's those boomer men

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Raul Duke's picture

The ( . Y . ) really draw your eyes away from the tuck.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.

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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.

Elizabeth McGovern has always been a very attractive, beautiful lass. Hope she's savoring life.

snowpiece's picture

WW looks pretty thin here, for her!

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Whamo's picture

Wendy Williams also has those weird "open" nostrils. When you look directly at her it all you see are these two big black holes (yes I said black holes..insert joke here...and again insert one more) She has a nice waist though..for a tranny at least.

Vin Diesel..I heard he was gay, does anyone know if this is true?

islandgirl's picture

That's not Ru Paul??

And a little Martha and the Vandellas...

http://youtu.be/fhcflDSUMvc

yepyepyep's picture

Wendy williams looked like a dude but she has the tummy tuck tattoo and the fake boobs
HB to Nelson Mandela

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LisaRose's picture

I always think this but will now say it: I'm SO glad my birthday isn't in hot and humid July.

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letinstar's picture

happy birthday nelson mandela...

ugh wendy...

happy birthday to all these sluts today...
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ba-buttons's picture

That's Wendy Williams? I've never seen her but thought she was some talk show host. This trick looks turbo porn.

Happy B-Day Paul Verhoeven!! Your adaptation of Heinlein's sci-fi classic 'Starship Troopers' bordered on criminal but, god help me, I do consider it a guilty pleasure.

Plus, Clancy Brown makes any movie that much better.

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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

Let's all chip in and buy Jim Bob Duggar a vasectomy for his birthday.

*throws $10 in the hat*

Didn't recognize Wendy Williams without the obligatory Slim Jim in her mitts.