Brooke Mueller Is Back In Rehab
Brooke Mueller, seen here making Keira Knightley face on Parasite Hilton's reality shit show, has checked herself into a rehab facility in Cancun, Mexico and this time she's going hardcore. In the past month, Brooke was photographed with a glass pipe (which she said is to smoke prescribed medical marijuana out of) and caught trying to buy the bad shit from a street dealer in Hawaii. Brooke is still a slave to crack and is going to try to kick her addiction by going through a controversial 7-day treatment program under the supervision of her own doctor.
Radar says that Brooke has to do it in Mexico, because the program isn't legal in the US. Brooke's doctor will give her this medication called Ibogaine, which is supposed to curb her hunger for crack. Ibogaine is classified as a hallucinogenic in the US and some addiction specialists are afraid of that shit, because it supposedly rewires your entire brain. Dr. Drew told Radar that some patients who take Ibogaine come out with changes to their personalities. But a source close to Brooke says that she really wants to get clean and is willing to take the risk, "Brooke is absolutely desperate. She wants to be sober, and she thinks that this could be just the thing that will do it. Brooke is aware of the dangers of Ibogaine, but she is going to proceed anyway."
Is a quickie rehab program in Mexico going to work? Probably not. But if Ibogaine rewires Brooke's brain into never making Keira Knightley face again and makes her forget that the only time Charlie Sheen gave her an orgasm is when he convulsed from an overdose while on top of her (awkward), then not all is lost.
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I've heard of Ibogaine before but only for rapid detox off of opiates. YOu basically have the trip of a lifetime, see god and then supposedly never want to touch the bad shit of your liking ever again. It doesn't work though, at least not any better than any other treatment methods. It isn't any riskier either as they all likely end in relapse which is the biggest risk of all to an addicts health. A changed personality may be the ticket here. The one she has hasn't been making great decisions.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 3:36pm.
And yet, she somehow still has full custody of her twins
Right??? I've been baffled by that myself...Some parents have had their kids removed from their care for much less.
"She taught me how to wage
a cold war with quiet charm,
But I just want to walk
through my life unarmed"
"Not Angry Anymore" ~ Ani DiFranco
It's truly sad that her children aren't enough to inspire a lifestyle free of substance abuse...I understand the power of addiction but shouldn't the love for your kids be more powerful? Hope she gets it right this time...she's had more opportunities to get clean than most addicts, not to mention the money it takes to even get into a rehab.
"She taught me how to wage
a cold war with quiet charm,
But I just want to walk
through my life unarmed"
"Not Angry Anymore" ~ Ani DiFranco
This needs a "Yeah, okay" tag. Who is fucking kidding? (answer: herself)
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Wow, kudos to Dlisters who called this weeks ago.
Totally spot-on re. Brooke in the pawn shop... the Maui drug buying...calling the crack pipe, etc.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:48pm.
Here, this'll help. *handing you Zimmer frame* *admiring green tennis balls*
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:41pm.
Don't you also have to address *why* you're an addict,as well? Is it really as simple as giving you a replacement drug? (Seven is the new black, it seems)
Hey, Joe! (Mornin' hehehe) Yeah, the solution to her problems is a lot closer than Mexico
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Mornin' Rusty, haha. Srsly, if it wasn't 1:40 am I'd go for a run. I'm up and *ready to go!* *doing deep knee bends*
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:41pm.
Don't you also have to address *why* you're an addict,as well? Is it really as simple as giving you a replacement drug? (Seven is the new black, it seems)
Hey, Joe! (Mornin' hehehe) Yeah, the solution to her problems is a lot closer than Mexico.
Don't you also have to address *why* you're an addict,as well? Is it really as simple as giving you a replacement drug? (Seven is the new black, it seems)
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The FDA is a crock of shit. They allow the unsuspecting public to be CRIPPLED with quinolone antibiotics (Cipro, Levaquin, Avelox) but outlaw things like this. Never take quinolone antibiotics unless you're cool with spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair and chronic full-body pain.
It's sad that people have to go out the country to get Ibogaine treatment. The FDA don't give two fucks about it being a powerful hallucinogen. The only reasy it isn't being approved for medical use is because it is a naturally occuring drug that no drug company can patent.
Electroshock therapy...I guarantee she'll come out a different person...a little giggedy maybe but. Rehabs don't work for some people.
She's pathetic. Talentless and somehow entitled; only marginally attractive; and no accomplishments to speak of other than squirting out two monthly paychecks who will ensure her crackhead existence continues.
Poor thing. She lives in a beautiful house, buys expensive clothes, has two cute boys, and doesn't have to work or be responsible or accoutable to anyone. The best thing she ever did was marry Charlie Sheen because he's paid for everything she has. Without him, she's just another narcisistic crackhead.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 3:27pm.
Haha@ Keira Knightley face. This is how Keira reacts when you tell her she's gotta eat a sammie.
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"AH NEED HELP DAMNIT!!" Jesus. LTFOL
"Radar says that Brooke has to do it in Mexico, because the program isn't legal in the US." YEAH NO SHIT NOTHING IN YOUR "PROGRAM" IS LEGAL SO OF FKING COURSE, JOIN THE 35,000 DECAPITATED DRUG RUNNING CLUB, CRACKIE!
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 2:08pm.
Meh, they used to use LSD to treat alcoholism, actually worked for some folks.
They let pharmaceutical companies advertise drugs with slight side effects like "DEATH" or "THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE" but ban this drug probably for little more than the adjective "hallucinatory", regardless of how safe or effective the drug may be. God bless the U.S. of A and your endless war on drugs!!!
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Um, hallicinations are worse than death, thoughts of suicide, gastric bleeding, seizures, hives, involuntary muscle contractions, stroke, heart, kidney, liver failure, heart failure, heart attack, immune system supression that may lead to life threatening infections...Yeah, one mild hallucination makes all that and more look like a walk in the park, Ok?
Message: Kids, don't do illicit drugs. Do the ones that are legal for all the reasons above...
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If I were Brooke, Id get it done here in British Columbia rather than Mexico
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 4:55pm.
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Radar says that Brooke has to do it in Mexico, because the program isn't legal in the US.
Yeah, that always works out really well. Just ask Steve McQueen. Oh...right.
Correct me if I am wrong but is Ibogaine from Afica & used in shamanic rituals?? If it is the same stuff it is very powerful & has been used to change your inner being, it is not to be played with that is for sure! And if this is the same stuff I am thinking it is the people below saying she just wants another quick fix is in for a surprise, this shit ain't a party fun drug, it is some major organic shit that will rewire your ass. People of our modern society lack so much knowledge that anything labeled a "drug" by our government is thought to be evil but so many forget that shamans have used many organic varieties for thousands of years to reach a psychological realm many are just realizing in the scientific community. Wake up people there are alternatives to your boxes..unfortunately humans are riddled with ego & addictive personalities that many can't get past the "get high for fun" mentality & end up a riddled mess because we as a society really have lost our way when it comes to any deep, organic practices that these shamans who use this stuff know about.
yes she is a mess, but crack is a hell of a monster of a drug, I have been off it a while but I swear if I could I would have sold my mamma for a hit...it is vicious like that...the highest relapse rate drug around...I regularly checked into rehabs like they were hotels...I still don't know how I stayed off of it this long, but am deeply grateful that I am....I tried AA and found it too full of hypocrites and after lots of soul searching found out I don't like groups of people that much, and well, I think I probably just outgrew the drug, like most people....you just get older and get tired...trust I had drama up the ying yang surrounding that drug, but time did the trick for me...but whatever works...I don't think a hallucinogen is the answer though, that sounds extremely risky I mean damaging your brain to stop damaging your brain...makes no damn sense...I think this trainwreck is just looking for another high...man CArlos sure knows how to pick 'em!!!
It cant be that bad. Its legal in Canada
"Dr. Drew told Radar that some patients who take Ibogaine come out with changes to their personalities."
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Yeah, Brooke was a fucking little ray of sunshine before. Who'd want to alter her sunny disposition?
Who's raising the orphans? Sorry... babies. Lucifer, I hope. He, at least has a permanent address and minions to attend to their daily needs.
Brooke should come spend a few weeks doing a holistic soft-jazz retreat at Casa del Kenny...it's pretty hard to smoke crack if your lips are wrapped tightly around a woodwind instrument which has become painfully swollen with arousal - TRUST ME!
This chick needs to grow the fuck up and get herself together. She's a mom who's making Charlie Sheen look good these days....which should be almost impossible in a sane world.
I watched a film called Facing the Habit on Netflix. It takes you through the before, during and after of the Ibogaine treatment of a few peopleand a Keifer Sutherland look-a-like.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 3:36pm.
And yet, she somehow still has full custody of her twins.
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Aaaand we have a winner!
It was reported that part of the new custody agreement between Chuck (mr. cracky) and Mrs.cracky was that NEITHER *PARENT WOULD REQUIRE DRUG TESTING.
*Note: obviously I use this term loosely here. as neither are fit to care for mismatched socks.
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Crack is a very difficult habit to kick. I wish her all the best with trying to get clean.
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Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 2:14pm.
Yeah, The World According to Paris on Oxygen.
It sucks just as much as you thought it would. :-P
And yet, she somehow still has full custody of her twins.
Wow, she is going all out! But SOMEONE has to be sober for those twin boys...and I guess Brooke is trying to be that someone. I wouldn't trust Tejano therapy though...and hopefully she won't come out of it with a different personality...unless it's that of a caring, unselfish mother...but let's be real.
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Haha@ Keira Knightley face. This is how Keira reacts when you tell her she's gotta eat a sammie.
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Research the treatment she's going for and you people will understand why she's only going for a week. It's not traditional rehab by any means!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 2:29pm.
one week? ONE week????? um, no. three months min. and you have to want it.
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my thoughts exactly, what the hell good is one week going to do? This is probably a PR move to make her look somewhat less crackheaded than Charlie.
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so wait..only in fucking la. i mean, if this was kerry washington ass. she would be in jail and kids would be out of that womans house. white people get whatever the fuck they want. i hope she stil smokes crack after doing acid. she is probably trying to turn charlie on by doing more and more crack more drugs. next we will hear she is in a hotel room bathroom saying nigger and shit getting arrested cause she tied up a man whore. i mean, this is all for charlie sheen to give her a call. like he give a fuck.i hope all the druggies in hollywood O.D.! can the cia just kill all these druggys and shit already. its so boring now or make drugs legal!
re-wire your brain?? that is impossible. it's called more brain damage. these fucking drug addicts! im so sick of it. like, get over it. fucking work out! fall in love with your life and get over charlie fucking sheen already, you stupid fucking selfish american ho!
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I've been watching celeb rehab - and between Amy Fisher and Bai Ling - I am thinking that Dr. Drew has no fucking idea what he is doing. So, I probably wouldn't listen to much he has to say. With that said, I feel sorry for Brooke. And she had to do it with Sheen. That would rewire anybody's fucking brain.
I can't understand why this fuck up has primary custody of her kids. Where is CPS? Is she the lesser of two evils or what? And if so, she must have some awful bad shit on Charlie Sheen.
one week? ONE week????? um, no. three months min. and you have to want it.
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Dr Drew is a whore. Bitches that smoke crack come out with "changes to their personality", too.
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Submitted by azgirl on Mon, 07/18/2011 - 2:13pm.
If you are really serious, you do not find a quick 7 day treatment. You go in for the long haul and fight. My cousin finally got help and went away for 3 months. He got his 6 month chip yesterday.
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Congrats to your cousin. I know a few people that successfully beat their crack addiction this way as well. In rehab, you work on more than just your drug addiction but Brooke here doesn't think anything else is wrong with her.
I know that, if I were badly addicted and trying to kick drugs, Cancun would be my first choice. I'd leave Cancun just as addicted, but at least I'd be tanned and have gorged on seafood.
This is just a drug addict trading in one drug for another she's never tried. Addicts and alcoholics do this all the time. She's not interested in getting over any addiction, she's just looking for a new fix that some doctors are saying is okay. But hey, she might not do crack anymore so that makes it okay. I wouldn't trust a damn thing you have to go to Mexico for.
Hopefully that shit cures attention whoring as well.
Paris Hilton had a reality show? A different one than she had with Nicole Richie - where they farted around on a farm and scissored each other in Wal-Mart?
If you are really serious, you do not find a quick 7 day treatment. You go in for the long haul and fight. My cousin finally got help and went away for 3 months. He got his 6 month chip yesterday.
It's hard to really pity someone when they can afford this foolery - rehab in Cancun? Vacay in Hawaii?
Meh, they used to use LSD to treat alcoholism, actually worked for some folks.
They let pharmaceutical companies advertise drugs with slight side effects like "DEATH" or "THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE" but ban this drug probably for little more than the adjective "hallucinatory", regardless of how safe or effective the drug may be. God bless the U.S. of A and your endless war on drugs!!!
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Well, since it was not Brooke Mueller who got arrested in Aspen for the domestic violence situation that involved a knife (Charlie got off that one--scott free--because Aspen police love to party with celebs and coke, trust). I hope Brooke gets her shit together with this new drug dispensed in Cancun Mexico. (I can't even say this all with a straight face....but yeah, then I remember those little twin boys. She needs to kick and ACCEPT her blessings, dumb crack whore.
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