Tuesday, July 19th 2011

Correction: OctoMom Is Disgusted By ALL Babies

InTouch Weekly published an interview with OctoMom a couple of weeks ago that they supposedly bought from a freelance reporter who is close to her lawyer. The interview was like a serenade song to Child Protective Services, because OctoMom was quoted as saying that she hates her 14 million babies and that they completely gross her out. But Octo quickly denied the interview ever took place and said that she was considering throwing a lawsuit at InTouch for slander since those words never squeezed themselves out of her triple stuffed rigatoni lips.

Well, TMZ got a hold of audio from the interview Octo says never went down and she doesn't say her babies disgust her. Octo says that ALL babies disgust her. Glad, we could clear that up. Cut to Octo:

"Whenever I hear a baby cry, I cringe. I do not like babies. I am absolutely disgusted by babies. They make me sick ... I don't even look at them. I have to look away."

Octo also said that she locks herself in the bathroom sometimes to get away from the madness, something she denied every saying. Click here if you want to listen to the interview, but if your soul assumes the fetal position from listening to the sound of babies screeching like bats fighting over the last blood clot ball, then don't do it.

When I was in the 3rd grade, I bought 5 cans of creamed corn to donate to a food drive at my school. But instead of donating the cans, I ate all of them with sugar at once. That night I learned that creamed corn looks the same way going out as it does going in. To this day, I can't even sniff canned creamed corn without the heaves crawling up my throat. So, I guess, in a way, babies are to Octo as what canned creamed corn is to me. But the big difference is that the mountain of creamed corn I barfed up didn't rely on me to put it to my nipple for leche (heave 1), change its diaper (heave 2) and show it love in the form of a cuddle (heave 3). So crazy bitch just needs to deal.

The moral of the story is, don't go on a baby popping binge if you can help it. The other moral of the story is, don't go on a canned creamed corn binge, because you'll hate canned creamed corn afterward and a family who was supposed to get those 5 cans will probably starve to death.

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I get her and Casey mixed up. They both murder children. One physically. The other murders theirs minds and spirits. Both should be in prison.

Centaurious's picture

Please don't post about this crazy cunt anymore.

Her situation is not funny, it's sick.

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z-listed's picture

When is CPS in her city going to get smart and take those kids away from her? They had better get going because every day they spend with her is another day of delayed development.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 6:16pm.

It's a question of terminology. Here we say 'sole parent'.
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It's a question of terminology. Here we say 'sole parent'. Non gender specific. (There are single fathers too, y'know!) A simple shift in semantics removes a lot of the idiotic stigma attached to single mothers.

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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:33pm.

The children of single Moms by choice know they have LOSER Moms. They are not stupid.

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Remember when it used to be ALL single moms? Remember that? I do. And we let you have it then, too...and it seems to me, from this statement, that you learned something. I hope you're paying attention cuz you might learn something today too.

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:40pm.

i agree..the last time i saw my father i was 7 and he gave me a Planet of the apes pop up play stupid play shit thing(i'm a girl)..i watched him pull away ..and thought .wow what a piece of shit..at 7.. never spoke to him since

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Hey, at least he gave you something. LOL@The Planet of the Apes play set thing. I was lucky to have never been bothered with a gift of any sort.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:47pm.
*slathers cuppy in marischino(sp?)cherry juice*... don't get all worked up over this one, hun... not worth it, and they have no leg to stand on.

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Yeah, you are right ESE! I sometimes forget idiots like that and take the troll bait.

*does backstroke through cherry juice, applies Lavender frosting to calm self*

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:40pm.

i agree..the last time i saw my father i was 7 and he gave me a Planet of the apes pop up play stupid play shit thing(i'm a girl)..i watched him pull away ..and thought .wow what a piece of shit..at 7.. never spoke to him since

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Submitted by MudTurtle on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:07am.

I know Andrea Yates AND HER HUSBAND had been warned by her doctors not have any more children after the first couple, because her level of PPD was so severe. I blame him as much as her.
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I blame him way more than her. Asshole.

Michelle Duggar + mental illness = Andrea Yates

That babymaking religious shit is scary.

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*slathers cuppy in marischino(sp?)cherry juice*... don't get all worked up over this one, hun... not worth it, and they have no leg to stand on.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Evil_Cupcake's picture

Oh and "kids" do not NEED fathers.

I never needed mine, and am thankful my mother married someone else who was a decent parent. My mother, however, did quite well on her own after ditching the loser that was my bio dad, until she found someone who was a benefit to us, not a detriment.

Yeah, my dad, a real winner, who never coughed up with a dime for his daughter in 18 yrs, and sure as fuck never did a thing that would qualify him as a father. Yes, he sure was needed! *gag*

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:36pm.

What bugs me is the kids are HERE and that's all that matters. Why aren't churches helping her? I'd be helping if I were her neighbor. It doesn't matter what she did or didn't do, she needs help with those kids. If you can feel for Caylee Anthony, you can feel for these 14.
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Oh, yes. I have thought this many times.

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oh, and... real quick... because M.E.'s correct in the idea of you just trying to start a fight, boston61...

i bet my mommy can beat up your mommy!... *sticks out tongue*... so there!... you're just silly.. silly, i say!!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:06pm.
Kids NEED fathers. It is not complicated.

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Kids need a loving parent(s). NOT a father.

So, I guess if some POS molester is a father, the child needs that man in it's life? So I suppose the kid that goes to school every day with a black eye and bruises needs the POS shit father beating him/her? I suppose it is a great environment for a child to see his drunken dad beat on his helpless mother nightly?

Children do not need "father's" in their lives that are monsters. I guess, according to you, any man, no matter how hideous is better in a child's life than none at all. Tell that to the child who's father doused him in gasoline and set him on fire. Tell that to the boy who's father injected him with AIDS tainted blood. Tell that to the two siblings who's father doused them in lawn chemicals that melted their skin off and suffocated them from the toxicity. YES, those kids really benefitted from having their father's in their lives.

You are not only a moron, but a shit stirrer. Your father clearly did a bang up job being a presence in your life! *eye roll*

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 5:06pm.

Kids NEED fathers. It is not complicated.
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i'm sure that kids around the world are taking a collective sigh, knowing that you're on the foreground of choosing what they need... kudos!.. you've got it all figured out.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Anything to start a fight huh?

Personally I'm glad the piece of shit of a father who "made" me decided he wanted nothing to do with me. I'm better off not having a "father" around to belittle me and make me as a child feel unwanted, or to watch him beat my mother everyday.

Sorry, I'll take the woman who was strong enough to leave that situation and raise me in a loving home over the conventional "family" any fucking day.

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I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

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For your health.

Kids NEED fathers. It is not complicated.

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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 4:07pm.

Dear Lord! What fucking century are you from? So in order to be a parent, you HAVE to have a man in your life, otherwise you are a loser?

Not every woman needs validation of her worth by marrying and having the conventional family unit. Why should a successful, single woman have to get married in order to have a child? Why should children in need of an adoptive parent be subjected to waiting until a suitable "couple" appears, when there are women out there capable of giving them a good life without the benefit of a two parent home.

How pathetic is it that you think two parent homes are the only successful ones. What about those homes where the father is a molester and an abuser? A drunk or druggie? A con man, a rapist? Do you think because a man is around, that is what makes families successful?

Smart people do not tie themselves into a marriage they do not want just to have a child. Some women do not want a man, and the problems that come with a marriage, infidelity, financial stress, abuse, substance abuse, etc. Why should a woman, doing well on her own, give that up in order to be a fit parent in your book?

I hate narrow minded people who think that the only way in life is with the you, me and baby makes three schtick! How archaic and short sighted.

The only time a single mother is a loser is when she is a Casey Anthony or an Octomom, both who are/were ill equipped mentally and financially to have children and be good mother's. They are not representative of all single mother's out there, in fact they are the exception. No decent woman who wants a child and works to have that child happy and healthy is a loser, in fact she should be admired for daring to do what you think is unacceptable.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

A woman who has a baby by herself because she cannot find a decent man who wants to marry her is a pathetic loser. She needs to have a baby so someone will love her. Awwwww..... The poor kid has no choice in the matter. part of being a mother is providing a FATHER.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:28pm.

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Pay no mind to idiots like this who talk out of their ass, either out of sheer stupidity or their desire for attention.

Your mother is a hero, not a loser and it is a shame that more women in those situations do not have the courage your mother did to make the break and live a happy life.

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Thank you Miss Cupcake. Shock value statements like these make my blood boil, even though I do know that I should be ignoring them all.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:39pm.

I am quite happy to let bygones be bygones. I enjoy your posts and was sad that we had a falling out.

I do like to let people know when they make salient points regarding things. Glad we can move on.

Have a good day/evening at work.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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EC, it was a "request", not a demand. I think enough time has passed where we can coexist here without problems. No?

:)

okay, I have to go to work now. have a wonderful day everyone.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:31pm.
methinks boston61's Mom walked out on him, because he has a lot to say against women in general.

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I know I was told not to respond to your posts but in this case I had to, as you are spot on with your assessment. I was thinking the same thing. I was also thinking maybe Boston's mom had the good sense to get rid of a worthless POS like his father, and little Boston has resented her since. Obviously takes after his misogynist daddy, as you are right about the consistent bashing of women in general.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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methinks boston61's Mom walked out on him, because he has a lot to say against women in general.

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You're just too good to be true,
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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:33pm.
The children of single Moms by choice know they have LOSER Moms. They are not stupid.

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You cannot be serious. Your obtuseness is off the charts.

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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:33pm.

The children of single Moms by choice know they have LOSER Moms. They are not stupid.
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you just make this shit up off the top of your head, right?

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by ponchiks on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:33pm.

The children of single Moms by choice know they have LOSER Moms. They are not stupid.
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So, are you saying that my mum, who left my abusive druggie father to protect us all, is a loser? Eff you, loser.

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Pay no mind to idiots like this who talk out of their ass, either out of sheer stupidity or their desire for attention.

Your mother is a hero, not a loser and it is a shame that more women in those situations do not have the courage your mother did to make the break and live a happy life.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:33pm.

The children of single Moms by choice know they have LOSER Moms. They are not stupid.
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So, are you saying that my mum, who left my abusive druggie father to protect us all, is a loser? Eff you, loser.

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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:33pm.

The children of single Moms by choice know they have LOSER Moms. They are not stupid.
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there you are shithead! I was gone for a few days, and I missed your schmuckdom.

(I am not a single Mom, by the way)

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At long last love has arrived,and I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true,
I can't take my eyes off of you
-Frankie Valli

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Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:33pm.
The children of single Moms by choice know they have LOSER Moms. They are not stupid.

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Hmm, don't know what to think of this.

I guess you are entitled to your opinion. *shrugs*

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

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OMG. Seriously?

I think I'd rather be the child of a loving single mother than a child from an abusive home.

Wow.

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What's creamed corn?

I can sort of relate to that statement that she's made, as kids also creep the shit out of me, specially under 3's. I love mine to bits, but all the others are just little monsters in my eyes.

That corn story reminded me of how once I fancied some juice, so I got 1 litre bottle of this prune juice- obviusly my fantastic brain did not connect the facts that prune juice is made out of prunes. So I drank it all. My god, did I have fun for days and days and days. I now can not even look at prunes or juice without gagging.

The children of single Moms by choice know they have LOSER Moms. They are not stupid.

She is no different than Casey Anthony. Two sick peas in a pod.

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Octo should take a couple of cues from Casey Anthony...just chloroform the little bastards and throw them in a swamp like garbage and lie your ass off while the evidence rots away! Not only will those pesky little brats be gone, like, FOREVS, you'll be acquitted and have tons of dumbasses vehemently defending your rights and talking about how awesomesauce you are and how fucking stupid and against justice anyone who thinks you're guilty is! GO OCTO!!!!!! Less babies, more hot body contests!

Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:36pm.

What bugs me is the kids are HERE and that's all that matters. Why aren't churches helping her? I'd be helping if I were her neighbor. It doesn't matter what she did or didn't do, she needs help with those kids. If you can feel for Caylee Anthony, you can feel for these 14.

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yeah. This is an extreme case of "it takes a village." I'm guessing people aren't stepping up to the plate because they don't want to associate with, or BE associated with, Octomom in any way whatsoever. She can't be that pleasant of a person to deal with.

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What bugs me is the kids are HERE and that's all that matters. Why aren't churches helping her? I'd be helping if I were her neighbor. It doesn't matter what she did or didn't do, she needs help with those kids. If you can feel for Caylee Anthony, you can feel for these 14.

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It's been proven to me time and time again (when I go to Walmart) that there are people who are very prolific at making babies but can't parent for shit.

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

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Well, Octomom brought the stress on herself. She has no right to complain now.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

Andrei's picture

I like all corn.. even hominy, LOL. I'm Suthern! Lol. Anyway. Eh.. when I see her now, I think of that horrible "kinky sex" shit she posed for with a guy in a diaper and wanna cry and curl up.

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Yes Sarah, of course we should always do whatever we can to protect innocent children, within the bounds of the law. :)

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:42am.
ditquoi, I said something to my cousin. Very tough position I was in....I don't live anywhere near them and see them only 1x a year, if that much....

good for you. seriously.

I can see what your cousin was trying to prove, and clearly, calling CPS is a surefire way to destroy your family, but he definitely shouldn't get away with that without someone at least offering a better parenting strategy. ;)

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OK, first off, LMFAO @ "her triple stuffed rigatoni lips."

Next, I will never think of creamed corn the same way again, lol. My puke-inducer when I was a kid was canned chinese food my parents used to make us eat. Holy shit was that vile.

Stoney - I totally agree. There is no benefit to a crazy-ass witch hunt when an allegation is merely an allegation. However, the lynch mob mentality in cases where children have actually been harmed is understandable insofar as children are totally, 100% defenseless and people, rightfully, lose their damn minds to think of somebody taking advantage of that vulnerability.

All that said, I think we all should re-read the Ox-Bow Incident!

Sarah Smile

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You know what I hate? When trashy moms grab their kids and lift them up by the arms. I have to look away when that happens or they would see my look of absolute disgust.
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ditquoi, I said something to my cousin. Very tough position I was in....I don't live anywhere near them and see them only 1x a year, if that much....

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At long last love has arrived,and I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true,
I can't take my eyes off of you
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