QOTD: Matt Damon Thinks Brad & St. Angie Are Prisoners
Some of Brad Pitt's friends say that his nustack is one of Warden St. Angie's prisoners, but Matt Damon says they are both in shackles and behind bars. Matt tells Germany's Tele 5 that he's lucky, because he's a world famous multimillionaire actor who can walk the streets with the regulars without worrying about some fan crawling up into his asshole. Matt says that Brad and St. Angie aren't that fortunate. As Maddox ran his tin cup across the prison bars, Matt said:
"I have friends who are like prisoners. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, for instance. They can't just go someplace. If they go for a walk, it turns into an international incident.I'm really lucky, because I have the best of both worlds. I do the work that I love and need, but don't need paramilitary troops to protect me when I walk out my front door."
Yes, Matt is every layer of right. Brad and St. Angie are tortured prisoners who are forced to sit in a chauffeured fully-equipped SUV and feed the human halos known as the twin messiahs drops of unicorn burps and organic crickets while not having to worry about some loud bitch on the street annoying them with her full-voiced cell phone conversation. (Seriously, if I hear another stranger bitch shouting into her cell phone about how she's "late" in that way..... It's like she's rubbing it in that she's getting some and I'm not.)
If that's a prisoner, then what kind of law in the code of Brangelina do I have to break to be sent away? Declare Jennifer Aniston as the most gorgeous being who has ever breathed oxygen through the land? Consider me a fucking chin-asexual then.
via People
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Those of you who think it's a picnic would try it and like it for not more than a few days before you'd say FUCK THIS!
If you can't see that type of Fame is a curse, you are just stupid.
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What crime do I have to commit to get into that prison? Please imprison me in the South of France with 24/7 maids and nannies.
Sorry Matt, I'm not going to feel sorry for anyone who is a millionare and admired for playing make-believe when there are good people with real jobs who have to file for bankruptcy because of medical bills or debt.
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Brad and Angie are the ones who notify the press of their every move...biggest fame whores ever.
I get really tired of the celebrity whining because they CHOOSE this life. If is so bad, then why don't they retire to some obscure place and live off interest for the rest of their lives? Paparazzi are part of the career. Accept it or quit your job.
Submitted by Lemonaide on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 10:34am.
Oh and rude much?
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Submitted by Lemonaide on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 10:34am.
Of the two, I could never see Matt Damon again and be happy, but I need my MK on a daily basis. Enough said.
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Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:37am.
Sorry MK but Matt Damon is not only more successful than you but he is much more intelligent as well.
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"Umm, sorry Matt but you and your wife aren't nearly as attractive, and neither are your kids.
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Neither are Brangelina anymore. Both of them look greasy and dirty (someone once mentioned that the shiny look could be heroin?) and someone needs to stuff a cheeseburger down Skeletina's big maw.
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:37am.
ADORE both Damon and Jolie(Pitt is only OKAY)
MK is taking Matt's statement out of context though and pretending like Matt is literally claiming Brangelina are prisoners.
Sorry MK but Matt Damon is not only more successful than you but he is much more intelligent as well.
You just run a bitchy blog where you insult celebrities(only SOMETIMES cleverly)
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GTFO. Matt Damon is a snouty, dull actor who can hardly act. He married a fugly nobody. He's BORING in every way.
MK is a marvelously funny writer who makes me laugh everyday.
Of the two, I could never see Matt Damon again and be happy, but I need my MK on a daily basis. Enough said.
Oh and rude much?
I really, really wanna know the details of the Brand's lawsuit against Murdoch.
I somehow suspect (DUH) that illegal hacking and/or wiretapping was involved.
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And if that is the case, then I would suspect that anything written about them (at the time) was true. All the break up stories, etc.
Lets face it, tabloids like Star write untrue shit about them ALL the time. We never hear of them suing anyone. But this time around, someone hit a nerve. The stories must've been true and Brangelina worked frantically to hush the media. This was the same time we saw them at the Super Bowl after months of not being photographed together. They had the full force PDA going on too. Another thing that's out of the norm for them.
Yeah- Brangelina wants the attention - but only when they call the shots!
As a casual observer to this whole phenomenon of "selling baby photos" as opposed to the old way, which was go about your life and some photographer on assignment to get the shot would get it.....
Angie Jo thought she was smarter than ANYONE who had ever gone before her regarding her own press. She attempted to silence the New York Times with a contract they had to sign before an interview ... which is just absurd. The Newspaper of Record....not some tabloid magazine.
I really, really wanna know the details of the Brand's lawsuit against Murdoch.
I somehow suspect (DUH) that illegal hacking and/or wiretapping was involved.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Matt forgot to add how these two twats have worked mighty hard to be in that luxurious "prison", brick by brick. They LOVE it, it's the best ego boost for their little megalomaniac hearts.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Before her, Brad Pitt road his motorcycle and went out all over LA without the paparazzi knowing.
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Come to think of it, he was alot nicer to the press and papz back then too. Funny how there's only about a dozen candid photos of him and the ex wife ... other than that, they were taken at red carpet events. And they were the IT couple.
He DID know how to keep a low profile back then ... and that was when he was the sexiest man alive (per People - not me). I'd always thought of him as the type to have children and get married and lay low ...like Matt ...but this is what happens when you hook up with a fame whore.
Is Matt the only idiot on the planet that doesn't know that Angelina Jolie provides the worldwide press corps with her entire family's hour-by-hour schedule ensuring photo ops everywhere they go? Before her, Brad Pitt road his motorcycle and went out all over LA without the paparazzi knowing.
It's tough being a good-looking billionaire, yall!!
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Maddox! Pax! Get over here and eat those fucking crickets! OR ELSE!
Translation: WAAAAHHH I'M A PUSSY....I WISH I needed paramilitary troops to guard my ass but no one gives a shit! REMEMBER WHEN I DID GOOD WILL HUNTING?? THAT WAS GOOD RIGHT???????
What bullshit. They are "prisoners" because they chose to live that way. The paps are there because they call them.
If Casey Anthony can elude the paparazzi, Brad and Angie can.
THAT'S TERRIBLE! Let's start a telethon for poor, oppressed Brangelina! Get Jerry Lewis!
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Matthew please. Everybody knows Bradley doesn't have friends anymore, just as Angelina has never had a single friend. ever.
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Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:37am.
ADORE both Damon and Jolie(Pitt is only OKAY)
MK is taking Matt's statement out of context though and pretending like Matt is literally claiming Brangelina are prisoners.
Sorry MK but Matt Damon is not only more successful than you but he is much more intelligent as well.
You just run a bitchy blog where you insult celebrities(only SOMETIMES cleverly)
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hey u insulting the EMKAY!?!!!!
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Matt is the most boring guy in Hollywood ...so it's safe to say that NO one bothers him on the streets of NY because of that reason alone. With that said, he needs to zip it about Brangelina. They cause their own chaos. She was nothing more than Lara Croft the weird chic who carried a blood vial and made out with her brother, before she met Pitt. People dont leave them alone b/c of HIS divorce. She had two divorces and no one gave a crap about her. This is what happens when you carry on an affair with a guy who happens to be married to a very well liked and adored woman -(by hollywood and public standard).
Prisoners? Hardly. They welcome the attention - in fact they seek it out when they are being left alone for too long. Pitt feels the need to photograph her breastfeeding and put it in a magazine ... they birth out children and collect millions for the pics... They refuse to leave the Hollywood scene even though they have plenty of money to retire on. They drag the kids all over God's creation and they expect no one to notice them. pfft. Meanwhile they have a jet at their disposal, an army of staff, houses that are worth $60mil, can buy ANYTHING they desire, ...their only concern is the well being of their children and making sure they dont get too fuckin' old looking that they lose out on work... and YET we're suppose to feel sorry for them b/c they get no privacy ? STFU Matt !!!!!!
Submitted by DonnaInMichigan on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 9:20pm.
BTW, they can go out not be bothered. It's called disguises such as wigs, glasses and hats....but then no one would recognize them and want to take their pictures!
Bullshit. They would be spotted immediately.
I like Matt but I'll just casually drop a "yeah okay" on his Brangie comments and walk away.
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Plus she calls the paps every time she leaves her house, especially when she has her kids/photo opps.
umm that is what Brad & Angie live for is FAME!!! They thrive on the media obssesion.
umm that is what Brad & Angie live for is FAME!!! They thrive on the media obssesion.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 9:10pm.
A lot of guys I went to college with looked like Matt Damon.
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that's unfortunate :\ not a lot of action in college then, eh ?
Then they should take a vacation, hide the colorful frat pack and dissapear from publics eyes.. at least till Shiloh is 18 and scandal-ready
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Well, of course, Matt Damon, a normal thinking person, is going to truly think this and say something of the sort. But as others have said, him and his wife have never expolited their family and do not get private photographers to sell their photos like Brad and Angelina have. These two asked for it and as far as I can tell, she is addicted to attention. She'll do anything to get it. They are the only celebs that actually make an official annoucement any and every time they make donations. You don't see other celebs doing this who donate more money than these two do. For example, Jay Leno and his wife. Hugh Jackman & wife. Nicole Kidman, etc. etc.
But of course a normal thinking person like Matt would see it this way. It is insane.
Sorry Matt Damon you're talking BS!
Remember when Britney couldn't go ANYWHERE back in her crazy days? Well that's because her handlers CALLED the paparazzi. I believe the Saints of Adoptionland do the same because they are famewhores.
ADORE both Damon and Jolie(Pitt is only OKAY)
MK is taking Matt's statement out of context though and pretending like Matt is literally claiming Brangelina are prisoners.
Sorry MK but Matt Damon is not only more successful than you but he is much more intelligent as well.
You just run a bitchy blog where you insult celebrities(only SOMETIMES cleverly)
Homosexual tinymeat brad pit had a terrific lower facelift....check that jawline !
No 50 yr old in history ever had a jaw line like that naturally.
On the other hand the photo also indicates that Damon may acutally be a genuine fish-fucking 100% str8 tuna-taster! No Hollywod sissy would ever permit a sloppy neck/jawline like Damon is getting.
I'm sorta tired of reading celeb's comments about Brangie. A million other people have said the same thing: "Glad it's not me!" Oh well, man. DANG. WHO GIVES a FUCK if Brangie are followed around like MJ was? For the most part they obviously like it. If they didn't, they wouldn't be doing as many movies as they still are.
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Umm, sorry Matt but you and your wife aren't nearly as attractive, and neither are your kids.
May have something to do with it.
Submitted by Mrs. Doubtfire on Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:53pm.
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Awww...it IS a hard knock life to be famous and filthy rich and followed, admired, revered and respected all over the world. Yeah, I totally feel for these two.
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Nobody follows you around Damon because you're fucking DULL, and BORING, and you suck ass as an actor.
loopygorilla, you need to expound, dear.
Is JLo's 'dude' packing 'heat', packing 'for a trip', packing 'fudge', packing 'a huge meat package', packing 'herpes' etc.?
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OMG this is completely off topic but has anybody seeing J-LO's new piece's fuck parts?!! that dude is packing!
no wonder she left Skeletor for William Levy! DAM
Maybe someone should clue Mr. Damon in on the fact that brangelina call the paps for photo ops. He married a woman who was not famous and chose to stay out of the spotlight. Wonder how much brad and his vampire paid him to say that they are just like him and the hired help?
There is a point were the fame gets ridiculous the few that come to mind are the Brange and MJ. The Brange kinda bring it on themselves sometimes, MJ actually tried to avoid the press but if they spotted him they went crazy. In his last years he went to Ireland to avoid them before returning to Cali, the Brange could do the same but they seem to like the attention so they get no pity from me.
Selling your newest young one to the highest bidder makes you fair game. Didn't she invite Star to Africa with her and Pitts? Their pictures should be about a dime a dozen by now.
"I haven't spent a fucking dime on either of these people since I can't remember when."
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Me either. The last thing I watched with her was Gia when she was still pretty. She's repulsive now and looks like a praying mantis. Brad has always been boring as shit and doesn't appeal to me and I've seen one movie and one Will and Grace episode with Matt.
If I get the money, luxury and adulation, I will happily become a prisoner. Please, can someone make me a celebrity prisoner like Brangelina?!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I haven't spent a fucking dime on either of these people since I can't remember when. If more people would adopt this attitude, I'll bet it would take the wind out of their arrogant sails quick.