Don't Ask Wonky If She's Over
The Kardashian Klan has long replaced Parasite Hilton as the most popular vapid pieces of trash on the ho stroll, so the dumb scab should've expected ABC's Dan Harris to ask her if she's ever worried that the spotlight she's been humping on for more than 10 years has finally turned off. Dan Harris asked the star of T.W.A.T. Pee (The World According to Paris) that question during an interview for Good Morning America and it made Wonky jump up faster than one of her crotch crabs when she queefs. Wonky did what she always does when things don't go her way: she whined to her publicist about the mean old man asking the mean old questions.
Dan's questions weren't even that mean and these are things that people are saying about her. The Tijuana PennySaver shouldn't even be interviewing her ass, so bitch should be grateful that anybody is putting a mic under her mouth. The thing is, Wonks obviously doesn't like the questions Dan threw at her, but instead of telling him to chew on her pussy (like any normal ADULT would) she throws a tantrum. Ho is 30 and it's time to drop the Angelica from Rugrats act.
Wonks went on with the interview and recited some words her publicist told her to say while making a fake smile a jack in the box makes right before you punch it in the head. Then Wonky showed Dan the custom-built doggy death chamber in her backyard. It has chandeliers! It has air-conditioning! See Wonky truly does care about animals. She cares enough to give them something sparkly to look at as they slowly starve to death in the backyard. The patron saint of STDS AND animals.
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The next time I read a weblog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I imply, I know it was my choice to read, however I really thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you would fix when you werent too busy on the lookout for attention.
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Her empire is worth $1 billion in perfume alone?? That is depressing as hell.
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"The booming cackle let out by Tina Knowles was hot enough to curl every weave in a 5-mile radius." MK
I think I like the Kardassians now because I remember having to see this dumb cunt everywhere 8 years ago.
She is the perfect person to get hit by a bus.
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Best parts:
"I'm a successful Business Woman!"
Yet her 'business acumen' is charge a license fee to use her name on other people's crap/products: perfume/hair extensions/clothes/shoes..
"I'm an adult now." Uh, technically you've been a grown woman for quite a long time now. Needs a dozens of entourage to hold her hand.
"All my friends act like children, asking their parents for money."
I weep for 30somethings today- prolonged adolescence run amuck. My sister even does this.
Gives reporter a bear hug at end. (???) After he pisses her off. (!)
Yeah, that's what all smart businesswomen do.
Has 17 pets at her house. Cut to multiple dogs freaking out in their pen by the pool.
Dysfunctional much? Is it any mystery no man will marry her?
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Wonky McValtrex is a stupid slut who has a double digit IQ & can barely string 3 words together to form a sentence; why is anyone asking her about ANYTHING? She's useless & irrelevant; her 15 minutes are up. Time for her to fade into obscurity while famewhoring like crazy to try to attract attention. I'll just bet that she'll release another lame sex tape... now.
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I laughed after she talked to her publicist and then talked to the guy again - you just KNOW he toild her exactly what to answer! Oh Paris be a bit more like Beyonce who at least attempts to be in control of her business!
Wonky's got the same programming as Katiebot.
*that question does not compute*
*brain implodes*
Except she doesn't have to put up with Tommygirl's dungeon of Scieno twink hell. I wouldn't wanna be the chambermaid who has to mop out that mess.
four words: vapid piece of shit.
Delusional. Despite all evidence to the contrary, bitch still acts like her shit don't stink. GO AWAY and get a clue, dumbass. And give some of that money to people who actually need it!!!!!
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Parasite needs to go away already. I highly doubt her "business" makes billions of dollars. I also think those men stalkers were hired to keep her in the headlines. I love that they kept the sound bit in of her saying "I don't want these stuff to be used." Classic.
Poor little rich girl. With the usual avenues of stardom exhausted—the sex tape, the reality show(s), the frenemies– in order for Paris Hilton to retain her celebutante status, I offer the following suggestions:
1. Get pregnant and name the baby some ludicrous name such as Candy, Pear, Candy Pear, Cucumber, Lettuce, or something to that effect.
2. Alter the register of your voice again; keep ‘em guessing
3. Start stealing: worked for Winona and Lindsay
6. Open your own Madame Tussands, but gather all your real-life worthless friends in a cage to fulfill your own exhibitionism and the public’s voyeuristic tendencies.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/07/paris-hilton-aka-hawt-bixch-storms-off-gma-interview-after-asked-whether-she’s-past-her-prime/
She should think about committing suicide, so she can last forever, and the world would be rid of this vapid piece of useless shit! It's a win-win for everyone. Die Paris, die!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
C'mon dlisters be honest. Who has watched T.W.A.T. Pee even once?I haven't watched her in anything since the 1st Simple Life and that was mostly cuz of Nicole.
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Paris, your gig is up. You're over 30 years old now. There are younger, hungrier famewhores than you who are actually somewhat likable and doing it better.
You had zero talent to begin with, and got famous for being an infamous famewhore with the leaked sex tape. After 15 years of the same fucking repertoire, you haven't even changed. They could have replayed an interview from seven years ago, and no one would know the difference, since your answers are the same. In capitalism, this is called an aging and dying business model. You're over.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Meh. OVAH. Next!!!
Sure, some dude tries to contact her 4 times in her life, they call it stalking, but when the CDC leaves 150 messages per day on her voicemail, it's just because they care.
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She's such a piece of work. It must drive her crazy that Kim K is getting married and now all the press is interested in that and not poor Paris. Paris is addicted to the attention, etc. She's a media whore. I wish she would go away.
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Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 3:22pm.
Exactly, she has NO sense of humor. Never has. You have no talent Paris. You just have a ton of clothes and things to pick from.
Such a vapid cunt. I love how she makes out that she's some kind of self-made business mogul! HA!
This cunt doesn't get it! She is so narcissistic that she truly believes that she is the absolute shit and how DARE anyone ask her questions about her relevancy!
And, how much do you wanna bet that the ugly boyfriend dumped her ass after watching the show and realizing how much of a disgusting person she is.
Bitch will get her karma someday....trust.
I can't begin to explain how much I'm relishing posts concerning the rapidly dwindling public interest in this whore.
Warms the cockles.
Seriously if your only talent is being a "hot" party girl (or boy) enjoy the ride but realize it's a short one. In 5 years you're going to be "old" too.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Isn't Parasite one verified celeb who came after MK (and the artist) Planet Hiltron legally? I doubt MK will spill, but I thought it had to do with that hilarious "Simple Life" piece that had Parasite sitting on the canoe and the crabs falling down in between her legs. As I recall MK had to take it down and Planet Hiltron had to erase the crabs.
I call baloney on this. And baloney on the stalkers, too. I think they are all hired to give her some air of relevance.
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Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man till the lightning falls. - Gandalf the motherfucking White
Dan Harris, brave and fearless, asking the tough questions of litle Paris Hilton. tsk tsk
Questions to the leader of the freeworld from our brave media:
"President Obama, how do you and Michelle manage to keep romance alive, in your busy schedules?
Paris, you're being Palinized.
The media asks tougher questions of you than our government officials. Pathetic.
Why did I watch that? I feel ashamed. I think I was looking for her to be embarrassed and cast in a real (nasty) light.
NO! I LOVE how she said she broke up with CY because she didn't like how he responded to her on TWAT Pee.
Seriously? You had to figure out your boyfriend on tape?
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I couldn't agree more! She's a rich little twat hole.
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If she were truly "mature" and not "living like children" (you know, the way her "friends" do), that question wouldn't have fazed her. She should have been prepared for it, at any rate. This is like her Tiny Tears routine on Letterman when he asked her how she liked prison. Did she ACTUALLY THINK that topic wasn't going to come up? Like David Letterman is going to sit there and talk about chihuahua sweaters or something.
She thought she'd get the royal treatment with this guy, too. How dare he ask that horrid, horrid question?! Mother!!!
When will somebody have the guts to ask her when she plans to drop the fuck off the face of the earth? That's all I'd like to know when it comes to Paris Hilton.
I don't understand her level of narcissism where she thinks that being a souless, evil, lying, back stabbing cunt ON CAMERA is a good premise for an entire show about her. I've watched a few episodes of her crap show and she really does not give a fuck. She openly mocks any and everyone and generally plays up her "I'm too good and a princess" shtick.The whole "point" of the show was for her to convince us how "mature" she has become. If anything my levels of hate for her have increased exponentially after watching...
to be fair, why is he interviewing her if she's "over"? was it a slow news day?
i agree, she is. but i always thought of her as a "never was" that ted casablanca pushed on us. sort of like pippa and gaga.
she has always been a boring, humorless bitch the only reason people watched The Simple Life is that Nicole Richie was at least funny.
I do have to give her props on her hair though, best its ever looked
I almost feel sad for her. Almost.
still and std infested slut...nothing changes..what she thinks she is Rhodes Scholar now...she is a nasty, self entitled spoiled cunt who I hope karma serves her a nice dish in the next life...this one will do to! Loathe this whore and all the Whoretrashian's and Spellings' and the list goes on and on...nepotism sucks..always has and always will...fuck Wonky...she is fugly beyond words..and stupider than a million box of rocks..and shame on anyone who buys anything from this useless skank.
She does have a slightly more mature vibe to her, I really want to think she is capable of some human growth, but she is stuck in blaming the great "They," as in: "THEY wanted me to play a baby-voiced *ditz*," (or whatever, I'm not gonna watch it again to get her exact verbiage) YOU did it, Paris, YOU can't blame THEM.
When she came out of jail and Larry King interviewed her, she said she read the bible while inside. What part did you read, he asked? She could not name one part, kind of like Sarah palin. Oh, any, and ALL parts, I guess!
Is it true, is it kind, is it necessary, and does it improve upon the silence?
billion dollar empire?????????????????????????????
SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS. whatthefuckever.
and the only reason she walks out of interviews and makes them difficult is because that's the only reason people would even watch them or talk about them.
Is it true, is it kind, is it necessary, and does it improve upon the silence?
Useless Cunt.
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This left-over should be kissing the ass of anyone who bothers to interview her.
And the "baby" voice is such a put on.
I only wish he had asked her what size those gun-boats of hers are.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Sillycat, Bang on!
WHO buys all that crap she sells?? Seriously?
POOOHTEEEE!
Her baby voice makes me stabby.
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Of course, any adult, mature, educated 30-yr old would say "I have certainly enjoyed being in the public eye as much as I have, and while my last show may not being doing as well as the others, of course I am lucky to have my other business ventures to rely on." Done.
What a cunt, it just shows you that she IS afraid her time has come because why else would you get so fucking pissy with someone that asked you a legitimate question?
What a total cunty piece of shit!
Where's hoe girl's sense of humor. Re: her show, she could've said, "I will not be ignored Dan!!!!! (ala Fatal Attraction).