Afternoon Crumbs
News delivered from a dove straight out of my dreams: Shannen Doherty is getting a reality show!!!!! - Lainey Gossip
Screw these no-ass hos, Bert & Ernie should be the ones getting married on Sunday - Towleroad
Do you think Ceiling Eyes' nipples are permanent space watchers too? - Hollywood Tuna
And how much do you want to bet the state will give Lindsay Lohan a welfare card - The Superficial
Today, true love is giving your husband a chin job in the middle of an airport - Popsugar
JLo got paid $1 million to do this - Just Jared
Eva Longoria's culo-hugging jeans aren't tight enough - Hollywood Rag
Ivana Trump's still got it (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
If Snoop Dogg gets ultra stoned, he's totally going to try to nibble on that hat - Cityrag
Megan Fox in Elle China - Popoholic
All together now: WE KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW IT - Celebitchy
Rachel Zoe laughs at this silly stupid child - The Daily What
Tom Felton or Jude Law circa 1999? - The Berry
Jennifer Aniston still holding hands with Justin Theroux (trust me, bitch ain't gonna let go ever) - I'm Not Obsessed
I'm soooooo going to be Courtney Stodden for Halloween this year. Meaning, I'm going to fill my body with Vicodin powder until my mannerisms go numb and my weave starts to look high - Videogum
Vintage Melissa Joan Hart - SOW
Once again, MTV ignores REAL TALENT (examples: the "I'm Ernie Ernie" trick and Tonje) - OMG Blog
Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 3:11am.
What if the Palin kid was called Naylen
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Hahahaha!!
What if the Palin kid was called Naylen
Seriously, I love to watch Megan Fox make an ass out of herself. She probably won't drop from the public eye anytime soon, but it's wonderful seeing what a dumb fucking retard she is, and what she'll look like once she starts developing some cancer. She deserves it, talking the shit she talks. I wonder if the people in her hometown throw shit at her at a daily basis.
No discernible profession (any more), miscellaneous procedures, anatine lips, talks shit to anyone who'll listen.
Megan Fox is the new Blohan minus the rap sheet.
What I wouldn't give to see a Bert and Ernie wedding.
Bert seems like the traditional white dress and full veil type, Ernie would look adorable in a tiny tux.
*sigh* The stuff that dreams are made of.
Can I get a BITCH PLEASE from that Popoholic link...stop trying to make Megan Fox sexy. It just isn't happening. Stick a fork in her, coz she's done.
That Doug/Courtney video was 100 different shades of disturbing. Somebody save the doggeh!!!!!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Mmm...I wonder if Sarah likes barebacking as much as her children apparently do! I would jizz on her glasses in a heartbeat.
What a miracle! A honeymoon baby that turns up only three months after the wedding.
Looking forward to seeing Britta lecturing on the joys of pre-marital celibacy.
Eva Longoria looks like she was in the middle of being ass fucked when a severe cramp set in.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:03pm.
Cappy! I totally agree on a Doherty-Lohan smackdown. Somebody run down to the basement and bring up the kiddie pool and about 38 packages of Jell-O.
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O - I missed this! I'll triple that. Lil Miss Lohan AND her mama need a healthy Shannen smackown for SURE.
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Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:03pm.
Cappy! I totally agree on a Doherty-Lohan smackdown. Somebody run down to the basement and bring up the kiddie pool and about 38 packages of Jell-O.
Louise..I saw that movie and loved it so much b.c I knew several couples like that. *shudders*. But that kind of cloyingly intense romeo juliet drama these two here are always throwing off makes me gag but yeah..something sinister here.
This guy looks like corey haim back from the dead. The resemblance is uncanny.
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Did anyone watch that video on JLo? Holy shit, what a crappy performer. Her"singing" is atrocious and dancing is awful. One million for that shit. Life is truly unfair!
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:01pm.
I want Breaking up with Shannen Doherty back. That was the best show ever made.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:54pm.
Shannen Doherty still looks like Brenda Walsh. With her hard partying lifestyle, how did she do that?? Bitch still looks great.
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{{{beakers}}} Miss seeing you here. Hoping Doherty-Walsh still has the fire. She'd SHUT DOWN lohan's "fuckery". SHUT DOWN. Somebody needs to make a Doherty-Lohan bitchery happen. S.T.A.T.
I want Breaking up with Shannen Doherty back. That was the best show ever made.
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I love cunty cunts like Shannen. I think she's gorgeous and has a great body which she shows off to great effect, wearing ridiculously revealing outfits on Charmed. It started to suck big time w/o her. Good wacktress too!
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Shannen Doherty still looks like Brenda Walsh. With her hard partying lifestyle, how did she do that?? Bitch still looks great.
Did J-Lo actuallly "sing"? I was under the impression she didn't perform live very often, and if she does, she lip synchs.
MK, AGREED, this Shannon Doherty reality shit IS OFF THE CHAIN. What, this shit is like 13 years overthefuckdue!
Doherty is, well, feisty. A trait I think most of us DLers understand. Let's hope she still haz the fighting Irish drama in her! Team Fighting Irish!
*sets TIVO*
Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 4:49pm.
I have always wanted her skin (Shannon)...*gorgeous* I know she has come off a an entitled bitch but at least she owns it!
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Just thinking the same thing; she has great skin. A photographer once jokingly said that her face was a Picasso, because it's completely off-kilter - one eye higher than the other, etc.
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Submitted by oh dave 4:36pm.
I love Shannon Doherty and her high eye so much.
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Yea, her & John Black could certainly have an high-eye off!
I have always wanted her skin (Shannon)...*gorgeous* I know she has come off a an entitled bitch but at least she owns it!
I love Shannon Doherty and her high eye so much.
Submitted by MKFan on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 3:56pm.
They would have done better getting Marc Anthony to sing for a million bucks. He may be skeletor but the man can sing his arse off.
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I agree 100%
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Submitted by MKFan on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 3:56pm.
They would have done better getting Marc Anthony to sing for a million bucks. He may be skeletor but the man can sing his arse off.
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I agree 100%
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Dammit, I was hoping the younger Palin daughter was pregnant.
I know. Give her a few more months.
Eva Longoria looks like a gap crotched $0.99 stripper from behind.
I see abstinence really worked for those Palins.
*snicker*
Snideychick sez:
I nominate Hypocrite for the Palin kid name.
And I predict a divorce for these two in 3 years. They need time to make another mistake, er, child.
It looks like Ivana is in Europe, didnt her only daughter just have a baby? Shouldnt she be in NYC gushing over her granddaughter?
Submitted by putas on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 3:22pm.
That courtney and creepy older husband transfix me. What has he done to hisw face!!!?? Is that what fillers do? Wrinkles truly are better than that. He is only 51 why all that face waxiness? These two make me uneasy when I see the interview. Hope there is no OTT intense shit in their future like murder suicide shit. Something very creepy there
No. Kidding. While watching that video I kept thinking of that scene in Best in Show. "We both like...soup. We both like talking and....not talking. We can talk- or not talk- for hours."
They are both completely creepy. She's on meth or ecstasy or something.
The make-up! The silent movie gestures! The passing-out-on-seconal intonation! Watching Courtney is like watching 'The Wild Wild World of Jayne Mansfield' on whatever-the-hell you can find in a Lindsay Lohan hair sample!
*shudders*
I just can't with Doug and Courtney.
I think they're BOTH meth heads, his face is all skinny and sunken in now.
I want to punch that Courtney bitch right in the mouth.
I'll take "Carport" in the palin baby name pool.
Nice to see Tom Felton has finally emerged unscathed from his horrific awkward years. He did NOT have a graceful adolescence.
They would have done better getting Marc Anthony to sing for a million bucks. He may be skeletor but the man can sing his arse off.
Shannon is the Marilyn Monroe to Lindsay's Jayne Mansfield.
I love that she's getting her own show. Now the tweencunts will see how it's done.
That courtney and creepy older husband transfix me. What has he done to hisw face!!!?? Is that what fillers do? Wrinkles truly are better than that. He is only 51 why all that face waxiness? These two make me uneasy when I see the interview. Hope there is no OTT intense shit in their future like murder suicide shit. Something very creepy there
Jesus, those Palins are a trashy, trashy bunch.
Lindsay can't afford therapy? Then LIVE IN A CHEAPER APARTMENT AND STOP SHOPPING YOU STUPID WHORE.
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If this ain't love, then what is?
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Who in their "right mind" would pay Ms. Lopez to sing at their wedding?
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For "conservatives", Sarah Palin's family sure does like to make a lot babies outside of marriage.
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