Thursday, July 21st 2011

Birthday Sluts

Robin Williams (60)
Rory Culkin (22)
Chelsie Hightower (22)
Jamie Waylett (22)
Paloma Faith (26)
Blake Lewis (30)
Josh Hartnett (33)
Justin Bartha (33)
Damian Marley (33)
Ali Landry (38)
Charlotte Gainsbourg (40)
Brandi Chastain (43)
Jon Lovitz (54)
Yusuf Islam aka Cat Stevens (63)
Edward Hermann (68)
Patricia Elliott (69)
Janet Reno (73)
Kay Starr (89)

Posted by: Michael K


Robin Williams, you have my heart. Can we get another 'genius kid' skit on Charlie Rose and shit?? Happy bornded slut day to all these bday peeps.

WildGuy's picture

Well Robin, I was going to wish you Happy Birthday, but I know some people just don't like them, but there's no need for being rude. Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ... and to everyone else also.

Happy Birthday NOT IMPRESSED!!

Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday to all. Robin Williams you are soooo not funny.

(973) Jersey Strong

Team Valtrex's picture

Here's to another 60 years with the same 3 jokes and same act, Robin.

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letinstar's picture

the twitchy robin williams always upset me...
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Defined1's picture

HB to Robin Williams and Justin Bartha.
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It's not that serious.

HB Damian Marley...love him! listening to "Welcome to Jamrock" right now at work.

let's all take off our shirts and show our sports bras in honor of Brandi Chastain!

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Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 7:13am. Hey Happy Birthday, the check's in the mail!

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.

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Submitted by MudTurtle on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 7:47am.
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lol

Smell y'all later-goin to look at some bugs. And no, by that I do NOT mean pulling down my pants...

"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"

I.V. that sounds good too! I have to get up early or not go at all cause the hub works evenings and I can't take my 3 yr old with me...SORRY for being off topic!!! Lol.
Gobbler, I ended up going with the Saucony, but only cause they were cute colors...JUST KIDDING. I did get them, they just "hugged" my short, flat, wide feet. I had to, they fit perfect!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

I love Robin Williams as an actor... stand up comedian, not so much.
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I'm neutral about Robin Williams. Loved him in Mork and Mindy though. He was ultra creepy in One Hour Photo.

Happy BD to Janet Reno Dance Party!, Cat Stevens (is there a better song than The First Cut is the Deepest? No.), and Edward Hermann.

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Submitted by MudTurtle on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 7:10am.
On another note, I am now 3-0 in my return to morning runs!!! (No, I am not going to report every single day-just trying to motivate myself:) )

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Good for you MudTurtle! I'm not a morning person so I run (in the air-conditioned gym) in the early afternoon when no one else is there. Whatever motivates you is good. My husband posts on FB "I'm going to run 5 miles tomorrow!" and then feels obligated.

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joanne's picture

Now I've been happy lately,
thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be,
something good has begun

Oh I've been smiling lately,
dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be,
some day it's going to come

Cause out on the edge of darkness,
there rides a peace train
Oh peace train take this country,
come take me home again

1o Bad he was wrong. HB Cat Stevens, Robin Williams and Jon Lovitz

literarylioness's picture

How can anyone be mean to Robin Williams? He is very sweet and down to earth. I live in northern California and went to his older brother's funeral. RW gave an amazing eulogy.

Submitted by MudTurtle on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 7:10am.
On another note, I am now 3-0 in my return to morning runs!!!
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Gurrrrrrl, you in danger-topic police will be after your ass!

Just kidding-congrats on the running-did you get new sneaks?

"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"

Vern's picture

Hippity Hoppity Not Impressed!

*chanting as always*

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

It's my BARFday, too!!! I share it with some, ummm, interesting celebs. LOL!
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Douchechill!

Vern's picture

I like Robin Williams, but I hate that shirt.

*chanting as always*

Raul Duke's picture

HB to that smoking POA Janet Reno!

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.

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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.

Awww. All the RW hate makes me sad, I love him.

On another note, I am now 3-0 in my return to morning runs!!! (No, I am not going to report every single day-just trying to motivate myself:) )

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Thanks, Thought Police. Where would any of us be without your vigilance?-Kenneth G

Submitted by The Machine on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 6:40am.
Don't forget herpes
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It's herpes' birthday today? *blows out candle on Valtrex cake*

"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your
face so move along"

Evil_Cupcake's picture

TEAM NOT A WILLIAMS FAN.

He has an ultra creepy child toucher face.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.

seejaneclick's picture

I was a Mork and Mindy fan and as a lonely child, his show was a wonderful distraction from a very dysfuncional childhood. He's brilliant. Attention Whore? Really? I never see him in the tabloids and he's admitted his addictions and dealt with it. I also will never forget how when my ex bf's mom, rest her soul, was boarding a plane with him and he was flying commercial- this was after Mrs Doubtfire, and he was very kind and gracious to her and teased her 'let me help you with these piece of shit bags' which were Louis Vuitton. So, I won't sip the Hatorade for RW.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 6:46am.
count me in on the whole "hate Williams" thing. The only movie i liked him in was "Awakenings" and that`s probably because the movie wasn`t supposed to be funny. Well, and Bobby D helped...;-))
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Is it wrong that we're hating on him, on his birthday? *cackle*

I can't decide what I hate more: when he tries to be funny or tries to be serious. Ugghh. Neither are entertaining, imo.

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Submitted by Possum on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 6:53am.
I will say I liked Robin in Dead Poets Society.

Other than that... eh. Nice glasses, they'd look great on a chick.
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Yeah, i see he got the Costanza-Lady-Frames...

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Possum's picture

I will say I liked Robin in Dead Poets Society.

Other than that... eh. Nice glasses, they'd look great on a chick.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 6:46am.
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I think he's actually a better serious actor than a comic. When he does that I can watch him but as soon as he goes all "Robin Williams" I want to stab him in the eye!

I did like The Fisher King but that's about it.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

count me in on the whole "hate Williams" thing. The only movie i liked him in was "Awakenings" and that`s probably because the movie wasn`t supposed to be funny. Well, and Bobby D helped...;-))

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Whamo's picture

Robin Williams..The most over-rated, unfunny comic in the entire world! People go on and on about how funny this twat is and have you ever heard him in an interview, I mean actually listen to what he says? He says nothing! Just because you speak fast and use different accents and voices doesn't mean you're funny! I fucking HATE this asshat!

*panting....rant over*

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morrissey's doppleganger

The Machine's picture

Don't forget herpes

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 6:31am.
Can't stand that unfunny, attention whore, asshole williams. figures he shares a birthday with janet fucking reno.
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Christine, I don't like him either (except for Mrs Doubtfire) He's so frickin' hyper and attention-grabbing in interviews, that I have to turn it off. Nobody else can get a word in, he's just ON, ON, ON. Erggh! I bet IRL he swings between that hypermania and depression.

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christine the hoff's picture

Can't stand that unfunny, attention whore, asshole williams. figures he shares a birthday with janet fucking reno.

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HB, horz.

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joe shmoe's picture

HB to Cat Stevens and Charlotte. *Love* you Charlotte.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7gDM0_C70s&feature=related

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HB to Robin Williams - but only because you're holding the Dlisted flag in your pic.

The Machine's picture

HB, Robin. World's Greatest Dad was a fucked up movie, even for my standards.