What The Hell Kind Of GD Haircut Is This?
The unicorns are definitely no longer frolicking through the rings of glittery dandruff in RPattz's hair, but mostly because they are too busy using their energy to figure out what in DR. KIMBERLY SHAW hell is going on with his hair? That is the kind of haircut you get when you set your clippers to a HERP DERP blade.
RPattz sat next to Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner at a Twilight Comic-Con panel in Los AngelesSan Diego today looking like he ran into the wrong group of rabid Twihards who attacked the side of his head by ripping out chunks of hair with their bare teeth so they that their butt could give birth to his hair babies (yes, this was their plan even though a few of them screamed about how they were never going to shit again).
No, RPattz told reporters that he has a Hitler Youth gone wrong haircut for a new movie he's doing. Okay, I get it, but isn't this why movies have budgets?! Couldn't they have put a half-shaved wig on his head so when he's done with work he doesn't look like he has bi-seasonal hair (winter on one side, summer on the other). Better yet, they should've asked Ryan Gosling's dog George to be RPattz's hair double since that bitch basically has the same cut.
Splash, Wireimage, Getty Images, Bauer Griffin
Submitted by death2douches on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 9:20pm.
Bleeding Christ on a bike, how did the Hufflepuff Hottie turn into this mess of cold diarrhea?
______________________________________________
LOL my thoughts exactly. He was great as Cedric Diggory (the 5 minutes that Cedric was actually alive, ha ha) in the HP movies. Now he's a douchenozzle of the highest order. The Twilight shitpiles have ruined him for life and I can never find him attractive again.
_______________________________________________
I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Without a doubt that's the ugliest haircut I have ever seen, but I guess he should be excused since he had to have it for one of his roles. Seeing it, I am glad I am not an actor, I can have any of the blonde hairstyles that I love without having to sacrifice myself for some role.
I have never found him attractive. Yuck!
Submitted by CORNDOG on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 11:35am.
He combed it with his pillow.
"""""""""""""""""""
Hahahaha!!
He's wanting to know if the girls will still fawn all over him with this haircut. It just may be over for him and he probably couldn't be happier!!
______________________________________________
Visit my husband's webcomic DUNGEON HORDES at http://www.drunkduck.com/dungeon_hordes
______________________________________________
Does RPatz EVER bathe? I'm gonna start calling him Pig Pen.
Have you seen some of his early movies before the vampire crap? He's a dufus.
He combed it with his pillow.
File me under the category that actors should be method with their hair. Wear your "craft" on your head, is what I always say about thespians.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
I can't wait to see teenagers all over the world doing the same thing.
I dont find him attractive at all, he was ugly as hell as cedric digory in harry potter and hasnt improved.
and kristen steward is a dull bitch and taylor lautner is power bottom, so he should just admit it.
I wonder if he did it just to screw with the Twitards, see if they would still find him attractive if he had a sideways rooster comb on his head.
*********
I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Busy, busy
Busy scissors.
I find him attractive - because he doesn't give a shit - that's what I like the most in people - and that's what's the hardest to find.
Oh dear.
I don't think HE thinks he is all that attractive either....I guess that is part of what makes him cool? He does seem like a sweet kid, I gotta say.
These 3 are all unattractive, actually ugly. Looking forward to tomorrow's pics of the True Blood cast.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
Bleeding Christ on a bike, how did the Hufflepuff Hottie turn into this mess of cold diarrhea?
Somewhere, DanRad is cackling maniacally and counting his millions, not giving a shit that he's a midget.
~-*+*-~
"You're smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard." ~ Cordelia Chase
Submitted by Rdeadline on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 7:20pm.
I read on Oh No They Didn't all about Breaking Dawn 1. The last half hour is a horror movie and Jacob does imprint on the newborn. ICK GROSS 300MIL BOXOFFICE!!!
------------------
**SPOILER ALERT if anyone cares**
They go on their honeymoon called Isle Esme (a gift from Carlisle to Esme) and name the baby Renesme (whose name is a mix of her mother Renee, and Edward's mother, Esme's names). WOW, real fucking original (I know this because my future sister in law is fifteen years old and reads these things religiously). I also found this:
"Bella goes into labor about on month after the honeymoon. The hard placenta that surrounds the child cracks; Bella begins throwing up blood. The child breaks free and Bella is almost dead. Edward delivers the baby, a girl, Renesmee, and begins to transform Bella into a vampire. He injects his venom into her heart and bites her in several places. Jacob and Edward perform CPR to try to keep Bella's heart beating. Then, thinking that Bella is dead, Jacob leaves the room and goes on a rampage to find the baby to try and kill it. He finds her in Rosalie's arms and looks into the baby's eyes. They are exactly the same shade of brown as Bella's. Then, Jacob imprints on her."
..."the Twilight Series comes to a close with:
And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect piece of our forever."
Sounds like all kinds of weird gross fuckery going on there.
What the hell is wrong with him.
Sweet shit and no ladywood.
**************************************
Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
did wawa cut his hair? cause they always screw up my subs
Everyone in these movies is supremely ugly. Team Silver Bullet/Stake/whatever you use to kill those things.
*******************************************************************
""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
I think the haircut is the worst of his problems. Can anybody honestly look in that gooney looking face of his and say they find him attractive?
"...what in DR. KIMBERLY SHAW hell is going on with his hair? "
LOL! That seriously cracked me up MK.
Rob is just sadz because he's probably realizing that he will always be Edward the sad vampire, because his acting is pure shit, and furthermore he has the sex appeal of an icy cold shower.
Don't know why these ungrateful fucktards don't realize they have more money and luck than any single person deserves, and after the Twilight franchise is over they should quietly disappear and live their lives in luxury and comfort and donate some time and money to worthy charities. But no, they'll probably blow it all on heroin.
All these people look like they seriously hate their lives.
****
"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Half skin-head half Bob's big boy?
I read on Oh No They Didn't all about Breaking Dawn 1. The last half hour is a horror movie and Jacob does imprint on the newborn. ICK GROSS 300MIL BOXOFFICE!!!
The dude's gotta be on smack - i know that look.
I have never hated my penis enough to make it live under a haircut that bad.
Hmm that made more sense in my head...
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 6:58pm.
This guy is an insecure bundle of nerves who has to try hard to appear socially normal.
I kind of like that, but it's not sexy.
I agree. I've always said he seems like after sex he would ask you very sheepishly if you liked it, gently start weeping, then leave without saying good bye when you went to the bathroom or kitchen.
Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 6:58pm.
If his hair could talk, it would say "Hey gurl, HAAAAY!"
****************************
LOL! Trudis.
♥ Threadkilla!
Real Life Twitter, Celebrity Edition:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6550621/real-life-twitter-2-celebrity-...
It makes him look like a psychopath.
What the hell is going on there.. its like loose and styled forward on his left side, then on his right side its a buzz cut?
-----------------
"Bye, Whore" -MK
I don't get the black bra/white shirt thing either. It's not sexy, it just looks trashy...
This guy is an insecure bundle of nerves who has to try hard to appear socially normal.
I kind of like that, but it's not sexy.
And he's got no profile. He's like a pug when he turns sideways.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
If his hair could talk, it would say "Hey gurl, HAAAAY!"
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Why do all the celebs whip out, "It's for a movie" every time they do something stupid to their looks? What is he filming, "Simple Jack"???
Kristen always does her best haircuts, while doing 'e' and madly singing to an Underworld oldie, "King of Snake" at the decibel levels of a concert in Glastonbury.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Affirmative Action = idiots end up in environments they are profoundly ill-equipped to navigate.
Is he trying out for two face for a batman movie?
The photo made me LOL on the bus and y'all's comments are just as hilarious.
I sort of feel sorry for RPattz.
Is Kristen Stewart pregnant or is her shirt just that unflattering?
P.S. RPattz looks about as malodorous as they come.
**************
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
Even on his best days he looks like he stinks!
He (RPattz) is wanting out of this whole sex god thing. He wanted it when he was starving & fairly unknown, but now ... he wants out. It's in his body language.
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
As useless as a saggy pair of tits
Those thumbs of the three of them, look like a pretty girl roped into posing with two simpletons. I'm not being sarcastic - srsly, they both look simple.
************
Then it's not even styled. it looks like he got one side shaved. took a nap, woke up and forgot to comb or got shocked or something. It's doing the electric slide right off the side his head. These assholes and fashion. They need to stop.
__________________________________
Please get the fuck out ---->
I absolutely thought that was Johnny (?)
from "Boardwalk Empire." You know, Gretchem
Moll's son? Anyone?
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:53pm.
Haahah, I know, right? I could have done a better job blindfolded.
------------------------------------------------
Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
RPATZ is going half brit-brit. It looks like his hurra is sliding off his head.
__________________________________
Please get the fuck out ---->
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:41pm.
My 5yo did a better job with her safety scissors.
She's your daughter, isn't she???
xoxoxoo
_________
extra xxoo's Team Safety Scissors on RPattz mess. STAT
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 07/21/2011 - 5:47pm.
It's Gender-Studies, Art critic hair
*****
Hahaha...I thought only angry lesbians went into gender studies.
************