Courtney Stodden Is All Natural, Says Some Random Plastic Surgeon

Farrah Fawcett just reincarnated herself so that she could drop dead again and roll into a new grave.

Courtney Stodden, the 16-year-old child bride of 51-year-old Doug Hutchinson who makes Ali Lohan look like the freshest newborn in the nursery, stretched out her 15 seconds of fame by taking her tits to a plastic surgeon so that he can examine them and tell the world they're as real as the terror you feel when you watch her in interviews. Dr. Gabriel Chiu is a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who has slipped nearly 10,000 pairs of plastic titty bags into chests and he tells Radar that Courtney's chichis are made from organic materials.

"In my professional opinion Courtney Stodden does not have implants. Her breast are 100 per cent natural and organic. I did four tests to determine that she has not. I looked and carefully examined the four areas where someone would normally have a scar from surgery - the armpit, aureole border, the belly button and the fold under the breasts, and Courtney did not have any scars. If you know how to look for the scars you can find one and I did not find a scar.

I did a breast examination and Courtney's felt like normal breasts. If someone has implants either below or on top of the muscle you can squeeze and felt the implant moving around but I did not feel implants in Courtney.

There is a test where a patient holds their palms in front of their face and pushes their palms together. If there are implants they will rise, but when Courtney did the test, her breast did not rise. No implant was identified.

When a person with implants lies down the implants will stay perky, they won't fall and if they're put in through the armpit they will ride up but when Courtney laid down neither happened. Her breasts fell like natural breasts do."

Does it really matter if Dr. Chiu is telling us that Courtney has farm raised titties even though they look like they're filled with silicone from the Turkey region in 1995 (that was not a good year for silicone, obviously)? Does it also matter if Courtney gets a scientist to tell us that she's not a geriatric alien made of the discarded facelift skin of Real Housewives who bases all of its human mannerisms on old porns from the Spice Channel? It doesn't even matter if this is a publicity stunt (which it is), because I can't stop watching. I've always wanted Christopher Guest to write an entire movie based on Jennifer Coolidge's character in Best in Show and this is the closest thing to it!

I already linked to this yesterday, but in case you haven't seen it yet, please watch Courtney tweak the hell out during an interview with E!. Doug is like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs and Courtney is what he would look like if he finished that woman suit before Jodie Foster shot his ass down.

(Images via CourtneyStodden.com)

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Submitted by slickeyone on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:13am.

First of all don't know who he is. Second if she is just 16, I hate to see what she will look like at 18 when she begins her porn career. WTF is up with every time she moves her mouth, she looks like she is trying to be sexy but instead looks like she's having a stroke. Who cares whether she had plastic surgery or not. You mean to tell me THEY actually paid someone to confirm her boobs are real? I bet that the doctor DID do a "thorough" breast exam and even did a second opinion himself again (free of charge of course) just so that we all know that she is not a fake because that is the #1 question in America. Thank God that she cleared this up because this has kept many people awake at night. (INSERT EYE ROLL)

Submitted by Frost on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:33pm.

That's a sad day when the older woman in a picture shot decades before you were born looks "fresher" than you do.

@mudturtle: that's an insult to Latrine.

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:20am.

The fun bags are fake, but who really gives a shit?

She is CREEPY to watch in interviews!!

And regarding the above Farrah-re-create.....she looks likeshe's got arthritis and she's straining to get up because she's sore all over. Maybe her pepaw dude is giving her a case of the Olds(?)

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:06am.

Btw, Dr. Nick Rivera, or whateverthefuck his name is is such a lying liar. Note the photo ON HER OWN PAGE (MK linked here) where is she lying on her back. Do those two fun bags look like they are sliding down to the sides like a NORMAL breast does? Or do they look like they are sitting on top of her chest still, like FAKE titties do? It's not like homegirl has a ton of muscle tone to hold them up while she's lying down. FAKE.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:57am.

From her website: "Her platform was "Skin Cancer Awareness Amongst Teens." "

Ummmmmm
Yes, such a fresh-faced lass, with such natural skin tone and texture is the perfect role model to promote Skin Cancer Awareness.

Submitted by jaariel on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 10:49pm.

Dude seriously looks like an even more cracked-out Corey Haim (RIP), so it's clear what this 68 year old truckstop hooker/memaw sees in him...

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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 10:24pm.

I do not like quotation marks for eyebrows.

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 10:17pm.

Poor Miss Fawcett must be rolling over in her grave at the sight of this fugly troll trying and miserably failing at trying to capture her likeness.

Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:34pm.

It sounds like the doctor had a good time.

Dumb bitches. What is next, Courtney has a horny OB doc examine the inside walls of her vagina (with gloves off) and write his very descriptive opinion of how she must have been a virgin before she met perv Doug? Bonus points if it makes her orgasm because that'd obviously be something a virgin has to do at an OB physical exam?

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Submitted by agirl on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 10:18pm.

*blowing on hands to warm them* <<-- Learnt at Harvard Medical School (Harvard City, Massachusetts)

Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 8:55pm.

what's up with Chindy Anthony in thumb 5? 8-P

Submitted by agirl on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 8:48pm.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 4:41pm.
I would like to announce here on Dlisted that mah boobs are 100% real. Examinations available for a reasonable fee. Call 1-800-SQEEZ-ME toll-free for more information. Ask about our group rates and season passes. Operators are standing by.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. So I don't need to bother with fake medical school?

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 8:32pm.

Submitted by agirl on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 4:41pm.
I would like to announce here on Dlisted that mah boobs are 100% real. Examinations available for a reasonable fee. Call 1-800-SQEEZ-ME toll-free for more information. Ask about our group rates and season passes. Operators are standing by.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. So I don't need to bother with fake medical school?

Submitted by sensen on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 8:27pm.

I think she did a face plant in a pile of coke. MMMM....Hmmmm.
Ugh, creepy creepertons.

Submitted by Wanted on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 8:29pm.

LOL what is the big damn deal?! lots of people have big tits naturally. this is CLEARLY a case of a teenage girl looking for a way out of her obsessed parents' household. the guy that married her impressed her parents, bought their daughter off somehow THE END

who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Lope on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 7:56pm.

I guess parents who would let some random plastic surgeon squeeze their 16-year-old's breast are the same type of parents who would let her marry some creepy 50+ actor.

Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 7:33pm.

Wow Dr. Chiu you're making me hot.

Submitted by elegantlady on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 7:08pm.

Uh oh..watched video. She has that "Being Bobby Brown" show crack mouth. Anyone remember that show? Remember the interview with Diane Sawyer and his mouth kept moving crackishly? She has the same thing.

Creepers! Eww!
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Submitted by elegantlady on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 6:53pm.

Batch Please!
That is all.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Submitted by taliaann on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 5:56pm.

I am so grossed out by comparing this bee-yotch to the late lovely and talented, if troubled, Farrah.

Chick looks older than me and I'm, technically, old enough to be her mother.

Submitted by anonybitch on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 5:50pm.

FOUR tests? Uuuuuh huh.
Dr. Chiu: "Mrs. Hutchinson, I'm going to need you to come back to my office for further groping, I mean, testing. ... Yes, again. I need to be super sure that your boobies are real."

Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 5:01pm.

I agree with a number of people,who think that she is a sex slave.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 4:48pm.

So, the NotQuiteAProperDoctor spent how long examining the breasts of a (purported) sixteen year old?

Farrah's been pushing up the daisies for a couple of years now, and she STILL looks better.

Submitted by No Words on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 4:43pm.

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 3:08pm.
This bitch makes me very uncomfortable.

The reason she looks 36: the frosted, metallic lipstick and five layers of dark eye shadow. This look is so fucking dated that no 16-year-old would ever rock it. A woman in her 40s who's unclear about what's hip but still into the bar scene wears makeup like this. A burnt out titty bar dancer wears makeup like this.

If she really is 16, she clearly was kept drugged on Xanax for years in some dungeon below her parents' house where Styx records were played over and over. Her mom taught her how to be sexy so she could one day land a rich guy, her parents groomed her, they scoured the Internet, and one sorry sap bit: Tooms from the "X-Files."

If she is 16, this is not OK. She's so sketched out on heroin or opiates that she has no clue where she is. She has SEX SLAVE written all over her.

Odd and awkward and illegal.

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THIS^^^^ *stands and applauds*

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 4:31pm.

She looks absolutely terrible. Look at the crazy gleam in her eye and her poochy stomach. WTF? She's 16 like I'm 16.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 4:32pm.

Knowing how some of these Christian girls roll, she may have been a vaginal virgin...anal, on the other hand... I still can't believe this junkie trick is only 16. She needs to go on Howard Stern, he'd get the truth out of her in less than 10 minutes.

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Submitted by deucenoir on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 4:19pm.

I just cannot with this one. she looks like white oprah's twin post meth hangover.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 3:13pm.

Nanners - The reason nobody emulates the Lucille Balls and Jane Russels of the world is because those women weren't portrayed as empty headed sex symbols like Marylin and Farrah. Not saying they were, that's just the image. The Lucy and Jane type is known for not only beauty, but brains, guts, and CONFIDENCE. None of these tramps can pull it off, instead they idolize women that were perceived as self-loathing eye candy and nothing more.

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Submitted by agirl on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 3:11pm.

LOL they paid this guy to feel up a teenager? Klaassssy. Or did he just say that he examined her, in exchange for some cashmoneys?

I would like to announce here on Dlisted that mah boobs are 100% real. Examinations available for a reasonable fee. Call 1-800-SQEEZ-ME toll-free for more information. Ask about our group rates and season passes. Operators are standing by.

Submitted by hotpocket on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 3:08pm.

Obviously a PR stunt for both. She does act like some kind of robot slave, with those facial twitches. They let her loose before the programming was complete. And he kind of acts like an old queen. (No offense to old queens.) What up with that?

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 3:07pm.

Isn't it a little creepy that someone wrote an essay about a 16 year old's titty game?

And child, when people were saying you had to have work done, they weren't just talking about your chesticles, they were talking about your face and apparent frontal lobotomy. Where's the documentation on THAT???

Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 3:06pm.

You know,
I actually wanted to believe that she's the 'in her 40's' gold digger that she looks like. That plastic surgery and all did this to her.

If she's really 16 I feel sorry for her. Chick's busted.
Rode hard and put up wet doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.

Don't try to be Farrah honey and go ahead and get the Marilyn out of your head.

Submitted by Jewslim on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 2:49pm.

my god, that man is beyond gross. Where is the girls parents with a shot gun to ram up that perverts ass? As for her she needs a good scrubbin and sent to a catholic bording school to have some nuns ruler beat some values in her. Fucking makes me sick. Dudes basicly a fucking sex offender.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 2:23pm.

Double post. Sorry!

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 2:22pm.

Honestly? I know the Farrah poster is supposed to be iconic and all, but it skeeves me out as much as the one of this other heffa. I don't think either one looks sexy....Farrah looks like she is two seconds away from lunging at me and eating my liver w. some fave beans and a nice chianti. And this chick looks like she just sharted.
And the whole "Christian" thing...bitch, please. Not saying Christians have to be prudes, but there is sort of a...modesty? involved. I don't think Jeebus would approve of his followers dressing like they walk the ho stroll.
Also, for her to claim that hair is natural? That's a DYE JOB. You were not born w. bottle blonde hair with black roots, nor were you born with false eyelashes.

Submitted by killerswan on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 2:11pm.

First up, the chick is high as a kite during that creepy interview. Second, anyone else think she has "Ke$ha" face?? Tragic in so many ways.

Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 2:04pm.

what kills me the most about this good Chrestian gurl...is that she thinks she is proud to be a virgin until the ripe old age of 16! For fucks sake!! I was one until my 20's and truth is I wish I didn't give it up to the asshole I gave it up to...this bitch is creepy...she needs to give it a rest...her and her husband give me the willy nilly's there is something beyond gross and creepy about her and him and together yuk!!

Submitted by Lemonene on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 2:04pm.

I think this bitch hit puberty at 3.

Honestly who lets her 14 year old daughter look like this ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgYjqSNGZdc&feature=channel_video_title

Submitted by perky on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 2:00pm.

I don't understand why she always holds her face like she's posing for a Las Vegas call girls billboard. And she looks like she's getting ready to go poop in that 2nd thumnail. I just don't understand this whole thing. Her...him...them...