Lenny Kravitz's Daughter And That Dude From Gossip Girl Are Doing It
A for real downgrade is when you go from bending your ass for Michael Fassbender to spitting out the pubes of Penn Badgley through your coochie. Zoe Kravitz has apparently done just that. Zoe was humping on her X-Men co-star Michael Fassbender, but now it looks like bitch plummeted down the hot piece ladder and landed on some Gossip Girl dick. Page Six reports that Zoe is officially fucking down and has moved on from Fassbender with Penn.
Zoe and Penn were first seen together at the after-party for Friends with Benefits on Monday night, and some other source says that yesterday they touched skin while going to see Horrible Bosses. The source, who obviously has night vision eyeballs, says Zoe and Penn left right after Jennifer Aniston's character made a joke about how she fapped off a nail tip to him on Gossip Girl. The source said this riveting stuff, "He had his arm around her while they waited in line. But an awkward moment happened when Jennifer Aniston quips, 'Did you see 'Gossip Girl' last night? I fucked myself so hard [watching] that Penn Badgley guy, I broke a nail.' The look on Penn's face was priceless. They left the theater right after."
Zoe and Penn actually make more sense than Zoe and Michael Fassbender. Zoe and Fassbender looked off to me. Like they were always on an awkward first date after meeting on Craigslist and neither of them wanted to tell the other that they didn't look like their picture at all. But Zoe and Penn both look like they just fell out of an Urban Outfitters catalog and they both look like Dark Crystal characters who didn't make the cut. I bet their mixed together fuck juices smell like patchouli and American Spirit butts. Match made.
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The girl looks dirtaaayyy. I'd rather Penn bangs Blakedity Blake again - she at least LOOKS clean.
I'd rather fuck this hairy little runt Gossip Girl guy then a bunch of bones and gristle like Fassbender, but that's just me.
Fassbender is 10 years older than Kravitz, and he has some past domestic violence issues. At least she's dating someone closer to her age. Whatever, it's nice to be young, attractive, and rich and date all kinds of guys, no? And what's going in with his fivehead? Is he related to Rihanna? (I also call bullshit on that movie theatre story.)
He is more hot then she is pretty.
I kinda find Penn to be kinda sexy. I think I would like Fassbender but I honestly can't picture him in my head cause he looks like a different person every time I see him...or he just doesn't have a face like Abbie Cornish or Ann from arrested development.
Call me nuts, but I do' find this chic (nor her mom) that amazing looking.
Penn is plain as vanilla, but I bet he's an undercover douchebag.
So yeah, a couple as boring as any old overrated skinny bitch and a sorta okay looking douchebag.
He seems like a douche and is generally plain looking. Actually, he's sort of a 10+ hamburger version of Marc Anthony.
I hope ZOE KRAVITZ doesn't become the NATALIE WOOD of Hollywood. I saw a special once on Natalie Wood, and the only conclusion I could come to was that she was sick in the head. Natalie fucked every man she worked with. That woman couldn't see a dick pass without smashing. She made Marilyn Monroe look like Julia Child.
Zoe is Okay.. Her mother is way prettier and her father is gorgeous.
To the person that said Penn was Gay because he left Waspy white girl and now dated black girl - I think you are wrong. Penn actually whines in an article about how much he loves EVE (The Rapper) and thought she was hot. Maybe he has a thing for Black meat.
As for Fassbender, I knew it couldn't last. He was way too mature and she is a Hipster wannabe - Zoe is nothing like Lisa - And Dear God, she is a horrible actress. After seeing the promo pics for his new movie SHAME, Fassbender looked like he was doing his co-star (NICOLE BEHARIE... lol
She was dating Fassbender? That lucky bitch. She ruined the X Men movie. Dumbest character ever. I really dont think she's that pretty considering who her mother is and LENNY FUCKING KRAVITZ!
She's beautiful, but unlike her mom she can't act worth a damn.
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I'm just glad that Fassenbender wriggled himself outta her twat.
By the way, Zoe's hair looks TE-RUH-BLE...she looks like she should be bowing before King Richard with that shit. Go back to black, dummy!
Zoe looks like her gorgeous mother Lisa Bonet.
Oh, so Blake Lively is a beard? Whenever a celebrity dates completely randomly (waspy ice blond to artsy black chick) you know he is gay. And the Leo DiCaprio rumors have been around for ever. 35 years old never-married and only dates foreign born super models and Lucas Haas? Hmmmm.....
Penn Badgley looks like the smarmiest hipster douche alive but I'd still hit it till the wheels fell off.
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Submitted by catwoman on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:58am.
I don't know who the fuck any of these people are. Fassbender included.
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ohhh girl (I'm assuming you're a girl, haha) let me tell you, you are missing OUT. He's the beautifulest.
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Submitted by muffintops on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:48am.
way too much hair clogging the tub after those two take a shower. blah!
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OH VOM!!!!!!
I have to have someone else clean the hair out of my drain because even my own hair makes me gag! I freak out when one of my long hairs wraps around my foot in the shower. *runs screaming from room*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
I actually like these two together. I knew he had better taste than Blake Lively. Talk about boring. And for the record....."Gossip Girl" is my total guilty pleasure. I'll take that over any if those reality slut shows any day
Wow - don't you mean Lisa Bonet's daughter? She looks JUST like her...
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Badgley's chest rug just made him about 100% more interesting to me.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by catwoman on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:58am.
I don't know who the fuck any of these people are. Fassbender included.
Off topic: thank you dlisters for keeping me entertained during my time in the emergency room! You have made this bearable!
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I hope you are okay!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Zoe's not happening for me. Her parents gave her none of their talent or charisma. Lisa Bonet sure picks hot men, that's for sure.
I've never seen the shit show he's on so I can appreciate him and admit I tjink he's good looking.
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Slow news day?
It's not a downgrade, that Penn Badgley is one delicious little hairy nugget. Zoe Kravitz, on the other hand, does nothing for me.
I don't know who the fuck any of these people are. Fassbender included.
Off topic: thank you dlisters for keeping me entertained during my time in the emergency room! You have made this bearable!
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What the hell???? talk about a downgrade of epic proportions. Bitch must be on drugs.
lol@ TwatMuffin's assessment of Lisa Bonet...hahahaa patchouli...bah, I'm just bitter that she gets to bang my favorite barbarian piece Jason Momoa.
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Submitted by brandie_larue on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:11am.
Why would they leave in the middle of the movie just because Penn's name was mentioned in said movie? I would have thought Penn was grateful his name and his show was mentioned anywhere. Eh, maybe they left because it was just a crappy movie...
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Or may be they both got instantly turned on that they decided to take their bizness home. Its better than staying in the theatre and leaving nasty juices on the seats.
Zoe is cute, she looks a lot like her mom. I'm sure if some Hollywood make up artist and hair stylist got hold of her, she'd be a knockout.
way too much hair clogging the tub after those two take a shower. blah!
I don't get where people are calling her gorgeous -- I don't see it. And she looks like she wouldn't bathe much either. Lisa Bonet always struck me as being a non-bather, walking around smelling of B.O. & patchouli, and I could swear I remember reading a blurb where they said Lenny Kravitz doesn't wear deodorant. I just can't with stinky people.
Submitted by zachhcaz on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:32am.
He gives me David Geffen pool-boy who sells half Xanaxs out of his Honda Element and she looks like a Rent-A-Center Maya Rudolph.
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olllol YES
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Zoe and the Pitt twins are proof that beautiful looking parents do not always combine to make exceptionally gorgeous children.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
only, and I mean, ONLY would MK wonder what combined fuck juices smell like.
that's why we're married.
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Submitted by zachhcaz on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:32am.
He gives me David Geffen pool-boy who sells half Xanaxs out of his Honda Element...
Lol!!!
Warning, don't google image search x men bug girl.
I just went on a journey to hell.
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
hairy fuck.
what life must be like when you dad's prettier than you.... jesus, talk about problems I was glad NOT to have.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:25am.
Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:15am.
He doesn't look totally straight to me.
My sis saw him in person and said he was short quite fruity.
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Fruity?!?!? Hahahaha!
Zoe is pretty, but I've always thought her mum and dad were gorgeous. Must be weird to not be as good looking as your parents when you're young and they're middle aged.
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He gives me David Geffen pool-boy who sells half Xanaxs out of his Honda Element and she looks like a Rent-A-Center Maya Rudolph. But mazel tov to you, Penn Teller and Gladys Kravitz!
How could you not be a smug bitch when your parents named you Penn Badgley?
But dude is ugly and looks like he has a pencil dick.
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
fassbender has moments of hot...penn's teeth upset me...zoe dates anything that's male...she has no standards...
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:13am.
Fassbender was totally badass in X-Men and is much hotter than this Gossip Girl guy.
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Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:15am.
He doesn't look totally straight to me.
My sis saw him in person and said he was short quite fruity.
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
She seems kinda slutty to me. *shrugs*
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Penn Badgley's agent/manager/publicist are really trying to make him happen. God bless em, they're working hard for the money.
And if you're gonna masturbate to Gossip Girl, surely your focus would be pretty, pretty Chace Crawford.
He doesn't look totally straight to me.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 07/22/2011 - 9:13am.
Fassbender was totally badass in X-Men and is much hotter than this Gossip Girl guy.
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yess YESSS HE DID!! His entire ASS.......is hot sided.....
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.