Guess Whose Mouth Looks Like It's Been Rubbing On Parasite Hilton?
Here are two hints:
1. If I typed out his name letter by letter some of you might still be like, "Que?"
2. The above does not apply if your ass still subscribes to BOP Magazine and has copies from 2004 stored in a Chinese Laundry shoe box under your canopy bed.
Aaaaand GO!
No, this is not Mickey Rooney wrapped in the Botoxed skin of Pinocchio. It's 24-year-old Jesse McCartney at Comic-Con in San Diego yesterday!
Jesse McCartney obviously does not give three, two or even one fuck that he's got a mouth that only Orajel could love. While most hos would cover that mess up with a Stormtroopers helmet, Jesse is working the camera with every inch of that sore. Get that Valtrex endorsement, bitch!
While I totally get that Jesse is a nudist when it comes to his cold sores, he could've dressed that shit up a bit. You know, throw some glitter on it. Stick a sore tassle on the end of it. Or since it's Comic-Con, cover it in brown fur and say it's a Wookie sore. But that Paris Hilton on his mouth is at the bottom of Jesse's list of problems. At the top is.....
THOSE BROWS!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's like his brows got into a fight with his crow's feet and the latter scratched out the former. Jesse has every right to make lips curl into mouths by flashing that sore, but he does not have the right to serve that tragic eyebrow situation to the public. Jesse needs to throw a brow toupee on those things until he gets them fixed by someone who is authorized to work a pair of Tweezers. Or those stray hairs on Jesse's chin should be re-planted on his brows. I swear.
I can look past that sore and the fact that he's got that Courtney Stodden's shit (which is the new Benjamin Button's shit), but I cannot look past those sad brows.
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Dirty mouth? Chew Orbitz. Only he'd have to empty out a Target store, if we're talking Paris.
Brouch!
it sounds ridiculous when ppl with herpes try to say those of us who don't have it probably do. this is the type of ignorance and lack of care for their health that led to them being infected. this isn't like hpv which cant be tested in men so barring unusual circumstances, it is 100% preventable. i know i don't have it bc i have been tested negatively for it, and i require any new partner to be tested for this and all other diseases prior to bumping any skin with them. I am 32 and never had a std, never will. some of you act as if it is inevitable just bc ur too lazy to protect yourself. aside from catching it as a kid or being raped (which make up a small portion of cases), if ppl do this they won't have it hence why they are called gross. if we consider a person who doesn't shower to be nasty, which is solved by soap and water, how do you expect to be regarded when you wouldn't even take the time to protect yourself from something that was preventable, never goes away, and it looks totally disgusting. my lab partner and TA break out in this shit and it pisses me off to have to interact with their gross ass.
I agree with the person that said it is disturbing that he is so young yet has so many wrinkles around his eyes already. Oh, and the nonexistent upper lip is also creepy. What a weird looking man.
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Here's a fucked up herpes story. I got the hero from the first dude I had sex with. We were dating for a long time, blab blah. He was a fat cunt and I broke up with him but it was no big drama and we ran into each other occasionally. Years later, a male friend of ours was rooming with him and I had to drop something off to my friend who wasn't there. So I went in and my ex was there all drunky on the couch and said "I always wanted to tell you I think you gave me herpes."
It gave me outstanding pleasure to tell him, "fuck you, you dumbshit. You gave me herpes because you were the first dude I ever boned."
Anyway I have only had two outbreaks both when I was sick with something else. Lysine is great, and I always keep a script of valtrex on hand
Rustyhooligans...I agree. The only time I (sorry) tend to get personal is when someone is being cunty to others for no reason or if someone makes a homophobic or racist comment. I can't abide stuff like that.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 12:18pm.
there is a way to spread information without being snotty about it. I don't appreciate being called "ignorant". Thanks.
That was nicely said. I mostly love this site (not the fights and squabbles so much...), but one thing I'd change if I were HBIC is asking posters to try to comment civilly. Just because someone states an opinion--and especially when someone asserts a personal taste--doesn't mean the person is ignorant, crazy, stupid, etc.
FYI you can have Herpes without any symptoms so the self righteous ones on here who are proclaiming themselves 'clean'.. may not be.
Holy horse teefs. Your dentist sucks, jussayin. I didn't even notice the fever blister in my rush to give you a carrot and a sugar cube.
Um. Queen of Trashin....there is a way to spread information without being snotty about it. I don't appreciate being called "ignorant". Thanks.
And btw, since the rate of infection in the US is 1 out of every 6 people, maybe you should not be so judgmental and not refer to people who have it as "gross". Anyone could have it. I lucked out, pretty much, but whatever. I'm sure some of your friends who claim they don't, just don't know it b/c they haven't had an outbreak (cold sore or otherwise). Having herpes does not mean someone is a skank or something. You can get it by simply kissing someone, which I am sure we have all done at once point or another. OR as you stated YOURSELF as a result of being forced to perform oral sex on someone....do you refer to those children as "gross", too?
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 10:07am.
So impressive that this wanker can look in two opposite directions at the same time without turning his head.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
QueenofTrashin: Yes, the ignorance is astounding, and that includes your post. Your information is wrong. Please educate yourself and stop disseminating incorrect information.
http://www.webmd.com/genital-herpes/pain-management-herpes
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So impressive that this wanker can look in two opposite directions at the same time without turning his head.
He doesn't want another pretty face or just anyone to hold.
OMG, I can't believe I know one of his songs. Kill me now.
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Sheesh, the level of ignorance regarding Herpes Simplex 1 & 2 is astonding.
Anonymouse73, herpes is not "given" to a baby that passed through the birth canal of an infected mother. A baby that passes through the birth canal of an Herpes-infected mother that is having an outbreak at the time of birth DIES within 24-hours of birth. They don't live to have little baby sores on their mouth. Children with cold sores have received it because they have been forced to perform oral sex on an infected person, or they contracted it from a parent that is always kissing them when the parent has an outbreak.
Get some education, people, and stop spreading this incurable disease!
And, cornpone, I don't have herpes and I know LOTS and LOTS of people that don't have herpes. Gross, with whom do you hang?
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:58pm.
He looks like Howdy Doody.
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That's what I said! But you're the only other one.
Let's hold hands:)
Double LOL@ your avvie, btw:)
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OK. hope you don't have the hand-y herps LOL
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Submitted by cornpone on Sun, 07/24/2011 - 2:14am.
Who DOESN'T have herpes 1 or 2?
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 11:52pm.
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Don't they? I thought they did. Maybe it's the ointment people put on them that makes them look all moist and oozey. :/
A cold sore is essentially a blister caused by the virus trying to creep over your immune system. The blister fills up with saline - salt water, that is all that comes out but it is infected with the virus obvs.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 10:33pm.
You're meant to have a C-section if you have Herpes 2, I think it only be may if you have an outbreak though.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:12pm.
Eww...creepy manboy with a herped up gobhole!!
I've never had a coldsore (and apologies to those who suffer from them) but I can't even stand looking at the vile pus-oozing eruptions.
*shudders*
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actually, I've found that mine are not oozy. I get like an itch in the corner of my mouth, and the next thing I know, it's sort of scabbed over but the scab takes forever to go away.
I feel for you guys who had shingles. That is awful. My grandma had it and it hit her like a ton of bricks.
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catholicschoolgirl~~~~~~it is a miracle that there are people who don't have it considering the lack of information that is withheld. If a child scratches the cold sore on their mouth and then touches another child's mouth, it can spread. Kissing can spread it. Herpes can be spread from the mouth to the genitals and vice versa. Some people are naturally resistant to it, some are more prone to catch it. Children commonly have the cold sores on the mouth - the government needs to do more to find a cure.
WHO IS HE??? You forgot to mention that one of his eyes is slightly askew, I mean since you were tearing his ass apart ;)
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no wonder they stop promoting him as a teen heartrob, he looks oooooldeer than 24 lol
he looks 30. poor jessy.
i once bumped my lip and people assumed I had the herps/cold sore or whatever, it was embarrassing and frustrating to keep having to explain the bump yet people didn't buy it,
Who DOESN'T have herpes 1 or 2?
I know a person who's husband was a church leader.
He had to get in front of the whole congregation with a mouth looking like that on a Sunday morning and he didn't care.
who is this dufus?
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 9:29pm.
Um, coldsores don't oose puss at all...
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Don't they? I thought they did. Maybe it's the ointment people put on them that makes them look all moist and oozey. :/
Mothers can pass them to their babies when they (the babies) come out the birth canal. That's how you can have them even as a child. Sucks. :/
Miss Thang, it's a small favor from the fates if the genital version doesn't bring the pain the way shingles does--I hope that's the case for everyone in that circumstance.
As for the judgmental issue, I have to admit that I'm somewhat guilty there--I don't view everyone with GH as being skanky or skeezy, because no one sets out to acquire it, but I'm also not comfortable with the thought of having sex with somebody who's affected, either. The fact that it can be transmissible even when there's no visible lesions is what literally scares the fuck right out of me.
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Submitted by hexe on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:33pm
hexe - thanks for the info. I remember several years ago, there was a TV awareness campaign by Valtrex to spread the word that medication was available to help ease flare-ups etc. Considering that 1 out 5 Americans has the virus, no one should be clutching their pearls (I LOVE that expression, BTW) and passing judgment on anyone who has it.
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Submitted by hexe on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:33pm.
...sore than shingles, and having had both, I can't even begin to imagine the hell that the genital version must be--
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It's really not that bad. I get what amounts to one "cold sore" on my inner or outer labia maybe once every 2 or 3 years. I don't even bother taking meds for it. I just avoid sex during that time. The worst thing about genital herpes is the fact that people are so judgmental about it. I have no idea how I got it because I was a virgin when I was diagnosed.
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I still don't know who he is, but he looks like he rapes kittens.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 6:12pm.
Eww...creepy manboy with a herped up gobhole!!
I've never had a coldsore (and apologies to those who suffer from them) but I can't even stand looking at the vile pus-oozing eruptions.
*shudders
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Um, coldsores don't oose puss at all...
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:58pm.
He looks like Howdy Doody.
Or a Knucklehead SMIFF :^)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs2vVdNfh00
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LOL! Dat's spooky!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:58pm.
He looks like Howdy Doody.
Or a Knucklehead SMIFF :^)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs2vVdNfh00
Damn.
I forgot to leave a witty comment.
Lemme figure out som'mn to say...
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:58pm.
He looks like Howdy Doody.
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That's what I said! But you're the only other one.
Let's hold hands:)
Double LOL@ your avvie, btw:)
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RIP, Amy: Sep14,1983 to Jul23,2011
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wild crow's feet for a 24 year old...
CSG asked, "Can medication like Valtrex keep the outbreaks down to a minimum (both in size and fequency)?"
Yes, the prescription products can, at least. If taken at the very *first* sign that a fever blister (or cold sore or whatever you want to call it), Valtrex or even the older Rx drug, acyclovir, can stop the the sore from ever developing. That very first clue is an odd, somewhat tingling/buzzing sensation in the skin, before there's so much as a little bit of inflammation. If you start taking the med after the lesion is visible, it won't necessarily heal any faster, but it will still help to keep the sore from spreading by pushing the virus back into remission. If a person is prone to outbreaks, then their doctor can prescribe Valtrex or acyclovir for maintenance usage; if it only happens on occasion, you can keep the meds on hand and take as needed.
And yes, I speak from experience, because I get the damn things, too, if I'm really stressed; and when I'm over the top stressed, like I was when my brother died, I get shingles instead. Once I knew what the pre-signalment for those felt like, I've been able to cut the duration of a shingles break down to just a few days. Of the two, I'd rather go through having a cold sore than shingles, and having had both, I can't even begin to imagine the hell that the genital version must be--when I had shingles, even AIR moving across my back hurt, let alone trying to put on clothes. Anyone who has the genital version has my sympathies--I wouldn't do sexxy times with them, but I will feel sad on their behalf.
OT: Yeah, I think he's a candidate for the 'Faces of Meth' calendar, too.
Edited to add: UBF, sorry you had to experience that...and with the extra gift of the post-neuralgia on top of it--ARRGH! I vowed to never, EVER be without a supply of acyclovir *on hand* after my first bout with shingles. Have been able to stave off full breaks of it ever since then.
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Ha! I guessed it right. I actually find his nonexistent top lip more gross than his bottom lip! I freakin hate skinny lips! Yuck!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 7:53pm.
I had shingles last year and that shit fucked me UP. It was so damn painful (on my lower back) i thought i was going to die.(not just that, you feel like you have a KILLER-flu to go along with it) The best part about it is , that even after the blisters are healed, you have continuous nerve pain. That shit sent pain down my leg for 5 months after i had it, don`t wish it on my worst enemy.
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Sorry to hear that,Unk. Shingles followed by post-herpatic neuralgia IS a nightmare.
Awww I always liked this kid- not obnoxious and flamboyant like most young stars- and I actually thought he was talented.... I think the picture is just very close and awkward - I'm sure he's better looking in person-I agree he does look like Frankie Munez but with a little Leo Decaprio mixed in.
I had shingles last year and that shit fucked me UP. It was so damn painful (on my lower back) i thought i was going to die.(not just that, you feel like you have a KILLER-flu to go along with it) The best part about it is , that even after the blisters are healed, you have continuous nerve pain. That shit sent pain down my leg for 5 months after i had it, don`t wish it on my worst enemy.
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I don't know how guys this ugly get into show business. Those lines around his eyes look like he's 40. As for the lip, never had one of those nasty things, and you can guarantee I'd not leave the house with one.
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sat, 07/23/2011 - 5:23pm.
I get a huge, nasty, horrible cold sore on my lip every couple of years. It sucks because I've had it since I was a child, but when I get a flare-up I feel like I'm wearing a sign that says: "I SUCK COCK FOR METH"
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What's wrong with that? Just don't bite the tip, please.
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Lol. Not to offend any meth-abusing cocksuckers.