Hot Slut Of The Day!
Hilary Devey, a serious businesswoman who is so serious about business that she has won awards for it, the CEO of a freight distribution company called Pall-EX and the new judge on BBC 2's Dragons' Den (which is like the US's Shark Tank but with dragons instead).
Even after reading a profile on Hilary Devey by the highly important news source The Daily Mail, I still don't know much about the Dragons' Den newest Dragon Lady, but that doesn't matter. Everything I need to know about Dragon Lady Hilary is in these pictures. Hilary's asymmetrical haircut tells me that she whips her rivals with her hair cape before she takes over their company (or it tells me that her hairstylist is cockeyed)! Hilary's 100-yard long shoulder pads tell me that she loves to make a grand entrance. Specifically, a grand entrance that involves her slipping through a doorway sideways since bitch can't fit straight on (like a couch!). Hilary's permanent heatproof lipstick tells me that when she breathes out fire balls at anyone who effs with her, she wants to make sure that red lacquered glamour stays permanently on her mouth. This is POWAH DRESSING, DAHLINGS! It's like she's an alien sea lizard from a planet whose only transmissions from Earth are episodes of Dynasty and she thinks all humans look like Alexis Carrington (which they should)!
Here's Hilary on an old episode Secret Millionaire.
THAT VOICE! It's like a chain-smoking toad with a voice box yawning into a fan. That voice could melt the nicotine off any patch.
it's Rose from "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead!"
The cockney accent is worse than the gravelly-ness of it.
Can't be a day younger than 75.
She's clearly wearing a wig right?
Only 54? Ridiculous.
And I detest ANYBODY who doesn't dress according to their shape, size and age.
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
I absolutely detest old people that re not able to dress accordingly to their age/ body shape. Who wants to look at her saggy granny boobs? Anyone? And that last thumbnail with her legs being all jelly-like stuffed into tights is the worst. The way that her thighs go inwards above the knee and you can see the lack of muscle mass is just nasty. Makes my skin crawl. I guess money can not buy you common sense and taste.
I feel like screaming whenever I see people like that on the street. What's wrong with trousers?
Used to have a neighbor who spend a lot of time talking about how rich he was. Its called being a boor. I stopped hanging with him--bet he can't imagine why.
PS. My guess is she is quite lonely--I suppose she thinks she should make some sort of dynastic connection with some rich guy, but rich dudes tend to go for looks, not money. Can't have any respect for non-rich guy, so its rom-coms, ice cream and the Magic Wand again tonite.
And THAT CHIN!! That must be where she keeps her power tools and 12" dagger to cut bitches who sass her. She looks like she'd start chanting that Wiccan mess:
"Jam tibi impero et præcipio maligne spiritus!"
Her voice ain't got nothin' on Dierdre from Corrie! That bitch sounds like a chain-smoking toad with a voice box yawning into 5011 fans!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
you forgot to comment on her exquisite eyebrows, Michael K! XOXO
She looks like Throw Momma From The Train..that's one den that I'd never want to enter!
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Be kind to animals, or I'll kill you.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 8:37am.
thumbnail#6...where can i get that dress? this bitch is ravishing...
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Hahaha, she looks like she's pulling pints on EastEnders or Coronation Street. The only thing missing is a fag hanging out of her gob.
thumbnail#6...where can i get that dress? this bitch is ravishing...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
As if she needed any further recommendation, bitch also looks like Eileen Brennan
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3947073024/nm0107281
Hillary, here is a blank check. Make it out to "CASH" and invest it however you wish. If your financial acumen is even half your level of timeless elegance, I know I will be--like you--livin' those Champagne tastes and caviar dreams!
She's a ruthless, ball-bustin' bitch, but tasteless and hollow.
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Have you ever posed with the Cutlets in the pap's flash light?
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 7:41am.
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If that's the best she looks with makeup can imagine what she looks like without makeup on?
She's so ugly when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Timeless beauty, angelic melodies float from her luscious maw.
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/25/2011 - 7:33am.
She's got that Leona Helmsley bitch face thing down to a T
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That's who I was trying to think of!
I couldn't remember the old cow's name.
Wonder if Hilary leaves her millions to her pooch, too.
she's wearing wigs right? i refuse to believe real hair can do all that!
Madame-face.
She's only 54. English women do not age well unless they take serious care of themselves!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
That smile creeps the shit out of me cause you just know she's holding a 12" dagger behind her back and as soon as you turn she's going to let out a blood curdling scream and sink it right into your neck!
She's got that Leona Helmsley bitch face thing down to a T
Bet she has to pay her rentboys danger money.
*psst*
Girlfriend! Your wig is off center!
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What kind of fuckery is this?