More Words Of Wisdom From Spaz de la Huerta

This mess needs no introduction, so without further adieu(doo) here's what Spaz de la Huerta said to The New York Observer (via Jezebel) about the death of Amy Winehouse:

“Look what just happened to Amy Winehouse! Maybe had she not seen so many bad pictures of herself she would have gotten more self esteem and not been so self-destructive.”

If you threw those words into a bowl, sprinkled a packet of sense on top, let it bubble a bit and then shoved it back in Paz's mouth, she would probably say something like, "Look what just happened to Amy Winehouse. Maybe if the media didn't publish pictures of her looking like a damn raggedy mess, she would've felt better about herself and wouldn't have smoked crack." Or something like that. It still doesn't make sense to me since the crack came long before the messy pictures. Maybe Paz simply meant that Amy needed more Glamour Shots in her life. That's what she meant, obviously.

Here's the grease bubble of crazy that is Spaz at the premiere of The Devil's Double in NYC the other night. I know what you're thinking, but Spaz has never ever ever ever ever been caught looking like a drunk skid mark, thankyouverymuch.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Amy Winehouse • Paz de la Huerta

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:51pm.

Charlie M. Is this you?? If it is, give me the petname for your wife, so i know its you. We had some foolery and impostors here lately...

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Submitted by SuperG. on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:51pm.

@britmachine; nope, you're not the only one to notice.

I wish a fab makeup artist would hold her down and go to town on her eyes.

Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:51pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:14pm.
ITS ME GODDAMN FUCKERS. THOSE FUCKERS ON THE DAY BOARD MUST HAVE A FUCKING STICK UP THEIR FUCKING ASS. THEY ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:50pm.

Nature giveth and nature taketh away.

Paz is beastly in the face and she's as dumb as dirt...but she has a great ass.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:50pm.

I like her. She gives good quote.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:47pm.

Damn you MK. Glamour shots brought me to this little nugget. I am scheduling an appointment for No. 16 as I write this...

http://bigstupididiot.com/2009/09/24/20-tattoos-you-dont-want-to-get-if-...

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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:46pm.

Submitted by ♀ on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 6:00pm.

Was that Lohan in one of the Glamour Shots? LOL!

#14 does look like Lohan. LOL

Submitted by The5thelementof... on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:48pm.

And I agree with Spaz's message, we can all use more Glamour shots in our lives,

Speaking of, #14 is totally giving me LLohan!

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:44pm.

Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:59pm.
HEY LISTEN YOU FUCKING WET BEHIND THE EARS GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. MAYBE IF SHE KNEW THE GOLDEN RULE OF DONT GET DRUNK CONSECUTIVE DAYS SHE WOULDNT HAVE FUCKING SEIZED AND DRANK HER FUCKING PITIFUL ASS TO DEATH. DONT GIVE ME THIS GODDAMN SHIT OF THIS PERSON OR THAT FUCKING PERSON OR WHAT YOU SEE IN THE FUCKING GOSSIP SHEETS. I DONT SEE YOUR FUCKING PITIFUL ASS FARING TOO WELL. I BET YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING SORRY ASS FUCKERS WHO HOLDS SIGNS DISPUTING CASEY ANTHONYS VERDICT WHILE YOU CUSS AND SMOKE AND DRINK IN FRONT OF YOUR KID AND TELL HIM TO SHUT UP IN PUBLIC. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PITIFUL SHIT FOR BRAINS.
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Cholly???? It's you???? It's really you???? *lamenting the absence of 'goddamns' in Cholly's post*...A Chollyalike? FOR WHY? WHERE'S MY REAL CHOLLY?????

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Submitted by The5thelementof... on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:40pm.

I had those exact pair of pants......back in 1996 during my clubbin' nights @ Palladium when I was younger, pretty much always drunk, and confused. I think that sums it up.

Submitted by Jana on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:39pm.

that makes 0 sense. If you see pictures being published and videos of you utterly wasted, it should ring A WAKE UP CALL to clean up your act.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:30pm.

Submitted by spankypants on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:53pm.

Make sure you click on that Glamour Shots link.
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LOLOLOL @ the "Butch" #10! Is that a man or a woman??? Hahaha, kinda reminded me of Tony Curtis in "Some like it hot".

Submitted by ♀ on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:30pm.

Was that Lohan in one of the Glamour Shots? LOL!

Submitted by Big Bertha on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:29pm.

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I want to sidle up to Spaz and whisper in her ear "I'm a hateful Scorpio", just to see if her beady rat eyes can get any bigger."

Too fucking funny! Thanks for the laugh....

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Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:29pm.

HEY LISTEN YOU FUCKING WET BEHIND THE EARS GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. MAYBE IF SHE KNEW THE GOLDEN RULE OF DONT GET DRUNK CONSECUTIVE DAYS SHE WOULDNT HAVE FUCKING SEIZED AND DRANK HER FUCKING PITIFUL ASS TO DEATH. DONT GIVE ME THIS GODDAMN SHIT OF THIS PERSON OR THAT FUCKING PERSON OR WHAT YOU SEE IN THE FUCKING GOSSIP SHEETS. I DONT SEE YOUR FUCKING PITIFUL ASS FARING TOO WELL. I BET YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING SORRY ASS FUCKERS WHO HOLDS SIGNS DISPUTING CASEY ANTHONYS VERDICT WHILE YOU CUSS AND SMOKE AND DRINK IN FRONT OF YOUR KID AND TELL HIM TO SHUT UP IN PUBLIC. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PITIFUL SHIT FOR BRAINS.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:29pm.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:48pm.

Paz always reminds me of my drunk, babbling cousin who starts rants mid-stream of consciousness so they never make sense to anyone but her. I love her to pieces, but she's the one at Christmas you try to placate by nodding your head in sympathetic agreement while trying to move her drink just out of reach.

I had no idea we were related! Stop moving my drinks!

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:28pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:51pm.
I know just what you mean...*reaches for drink, finds it curiously out of reach...* Huh?

LOL!

Submitted by britmachine on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:30pm.

Am I the only one who has noticed she never wears eye makeup, like eyeliner/mascara? Is she allergic? I don't get it. Ten coats of lipstick, a nice heavy spackling of rouge, but absolutely no eye makeup. It's a strange look. Kinda like she should be singing about the blue corn moon.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:26pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:48pm.
Paz always reminds me of my drunk, babbling cousin who starts rants mid-stream of consciousness so they never make sense to anyone but her. I love her to pieces, but she's the one at Christmas you try to placate by nodding your head in sympathetic agreement while trying to move her drink just out of reach.
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I know just what you mean...*reaches for drink, finds it curiously out of reach...* Huh?
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*gently pats Tiger's head while cooing "I agree, I agree" and pushing bowl of water closer to cage door*

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:25pm.

BUT WHY WON'T YOU CHANGE HER LAST NAME TO de la WHORETA?!?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

♥ Threadkilla!
RIP, Amy: Sep14,1983 to Jul23,2011
http://youtu.be/Con6WaimJ6c

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:23pm.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:52pm.

I want to sidle up to Spaz and whisper in her ear "I'm a hateful Scorpio", just to see if her beady rat eyes can get any bigger.

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LOLOLOLOLOL! And *I* want to sidle up to her simultaneously on the other side;p

♥ Threadkilla!
RIP, Amy: Sep14,1983 to Jul23,2011
http://youtu.be/Con6WaimJ6c

Submitted by spankypants on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:23pm.

Make sure you click on that Glamour Shots link.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:22pm.

OMG, Spaz.

She's a weird one...she's kinda onto something tho. I do think that a big part of Amy's problem was insecurity about her looks. Sadly, I think she was more insecure when she actually looked GOOD than in later times.

At any rate: Keep it Klassy, Spaz.

♥ Threadkilla!
RIP, Amy: Sep14,1983 to Jul23,2011
http://youtu.be/Con6WaimJ6c

Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:22pm.

I want to sidle up to Spaz and whisper in her ear "I'm a hateful Scorpio", just to see if her beady rat eyes can get any bigger.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:21pm.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 5:48pm.
Paz always reminds me of my drunk, babbling cousin who starts rants mid-stream of consciousness so they never make sense to anyone but her. I love her to pieces, but she's the one at Christmas you try to placate by nodding your head in sympathetic agreement while trying to move her drink just out of reach.
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I know just what you mean...*reaches for drink, finds it curiously out of reach...* Huh?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:20pm.

Hmmmm. I feel quite certain that no one with a healthy does of self-esteem would wear THOSE pants.

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Submitted by britmachine on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:21pm.

When I look at these photos of Spaz, I can't help but be reminded of that scene from Return to the Blue Lagoon, where Lily, as played by Milla Jovovich, discovers makeup for the first time and uses it to seduce her brother.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:19pm.

Amy needed some Olan Mills love in her early years...She didn't get it...That and all the tab pictures of her lookin' like the human roach she ultimately wasn't is what done her in...Bad tab pix not Drugs was her Orkin Man...

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:17pm.

I don't know one single person in the cast. No wonder she's at the premiere.

If she had dressed just a touch more wisely, with gold lame leggings, she would have matched the backdrop nicely.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:18pm.

Submitted by Cara on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:15pm.

I get the feeling that Paz isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:13pm.

GIRLFRIEND.......................PLEASE!!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Big Bertha on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:12pm.

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She's a greasy mess.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 07/27/2011 - 4:12pm.

Ugly alkie skank.