Tim Gunn Thinks Hillary Clinton Dresses Like A Dude
Tim Gunn's tongue is like a dream sewing machine with a needle that never breaks and constantly stitches threads of cuntiness into almost every word that comes out of his tongue and that's why I want to curl at his feet and let those cuntified gems drop into my ear hole. In Tim Gunn's ongoing campaign to be the new Mr. Blackwell, he regularly throws platinum shade at celebrities who haven't passed his look up and down test. And because Tim Gunn's voice sounds like that of a butler in a cartoon movie, it sounds extra bitchy.
Well, on Lopez Tonight the other night, Tim really went for the cunt gold by trying to find a polite way of saying that Hillary Clinton dresses like a butch dyke at a job interview. Tim's conversation with George Lopez about Hillary's style went like this:
Lopez: What about the democrats? Specifically, Hillary Clinton.Gunn: You mean, what about her Jersey Shore style?
Lopez: I saw her at a press conference. She wore a floral outfit.... My grandmother used to have that like a No Bugs M'Lady. Like when you used to lie down in the cupboard with No Bugs M'Lady. And you used to peel it off.
Gunn: She's the Secretary of State, she's the former senator of New York, she's the former first lady, why must she dress that way? I think she's confused about her gender with all these big, baggy menswear tailored pantsuits. No, I'm really serious. They're unflattering.
Lopez: How can someone hide cankles?
Gunn: Well, if her pants didn't stop an inch above the ankle you could hide the cankle. I have great respect for her intellect and her tenacity and for what she does for our country in her governmental role. I just wish she could send a stronger message about American fashion.
"It's called Montenegro style, dahling! Live it, learn it, love it!" - Hillary Clinton's response to Tim Gunn's shade
Next to Joyce Leslie and and the troop leader of Camp Beverly Hills, Tim Gunn is the authority on American style, but I have to disagree with his ass here. Yes, Hillary Clinton sometimes looks like she just fell into the XL rack of a Men's Wearhouse clearance sale, but most of the time she's representing American fashion like nobody else! I'm going to the archives for this one. Exhibit: EVERYTHING:
When Hillary wears a banana clip, Tim Gunn's argument is invalid. You cannot argue with the jaws of glamour.
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Last time I checked Hilary was a political person, not a fashion designer, I don't think her taste in clothes matters too much in this kind of job. She is a strong woman and she shows it in her outfits too. As far as I am concerned she can wear alligator watch straps, I wouldn't care as long as she's doing a good job from where she stands.
Hillary wears the pants in that family. She's such a stud. She looks like she's in drag above in the caftan. As ole Billy confided in 1 of his mistresses and I quote, "Hillary's had more p***y than me"....
Submitted by VitaminF on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:14pm.
. I happen to dress very well. I have noticed it works against me, The other female staff in the department openly express their hostility towards me when I wear a nice dress (which is often), with thinly disguised sentences like "OMG, I hate you, you are so tall and still wearing heels, OMG, how come each dress you wear is better than the last one, " or something like "Yeah, yeah, she always looks good
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You consider those comments *thinly disguised hostility*?
Uhh, short of spraying you with mace,hog- tying you and locking you in the janitor's closet, I'd say their hostility is pretty clear.
Academia is a bloodbath of bitchiness, pettiness, Backstabbing & jealousy as it is.I'd change my choice of weapon if I were you.
JMO.
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I've never seen a photograph of Tim in anything other than a black, gray or Navy blue suit. All he has to do is switch up the tie and shirt and he's done. Easy for him to sit back and critique how much time a woman should put into picking out an outfit and accessorizing it no less ,when all he does is order a weeks worth of the same damn suit in 3 different colors!!
Big difference... so STFU.
Yeah, I have never understood the ignorant comments about her wardrobe from ppl, especially men. David Letterman who always looks creepy, douchey and wears his pants on his shoulders always gives her such a hard time. I mean, it isn't even funny. I think she looks pretty good and like she takes great care of herself. Nobody should care what she is wearing...so lame.
Thanks Tim for pointing out the obvious.
I love pants! I won't wear anything else for the most part, but they do have to fit properly. If they're too short or baggy, it's instant frump.
Hillary has a hard-to-fit figure from what I could tell. I might actually invest in cankle liposuction if I were her. There is such a thing!
PS - it almost looks like she's retaining water too. I wonder if she has a health problem.
Lighten up it's just fashion! He is very funny but Miss Clinton is worried about more important things then being a fashion icon.
Submitted by VitaminF on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 6:14pm.
However, I have noticed a type of discrimination that also works against people who look good and dress well. I work as an Assistant Professor in a college and most of my colleagues are men wearing fuddy duddy clothes, it does not matter to me. I am the youngest one there, having just finished PhD. I happen to dress very well. I have noticed it works against me, The other female staff in the department openly express their hostility towards me when I wear a nice dress (which is often), with thinly disguised sentences like "OMG, I hate you, you are so tall and still wearing heels, OMG, how come each dress you wear is better than the last one, " or something like "Yeah, yeah, she always looks good.., so what!!".
I'm sure that's it.
Hillary is 63. She is at least30 pounds overweight. It is not easy to find flattering clothes when you are that "chunky". Check this photo of Jackie Kennedy. She was 60+. She looked feminine and wore anything, because she was slender. Now, she did die "young" (64) and many have opined that her closet smoking and incessant dieting brought about an early decline. Still, there is no doubt people can wear fabulous perfect clothes ....when they have no extra weight. That is just the way it is.
http://ph.cdn.photos.upi.com/view/856debc9f1f777e486a7c4ac1c168809/John-...
*jaws of glamour* gets a nod.
I love me some Tim Gunn, but he picked the wrong target this time. Hillary's dressing a hell of a lot better than she did during Bill's gubernatorial career or their early days in Washington. And as sexist as it is, I think she wouldn't be taken as seriously if she handled world emergencies dressed in couture.
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"Go away, woman. My cheating medicine will not help you. Even if you win you will still be ugly." ~~ Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue
Being reasonably fashionable and being competent at your job aren't mutually exclusive you know! I resent the implication that one supersedes the other. Tim Gunn is simply doing HIS job and pointing out the obvious: smart though she may be, the woman could benefit from a stylist.
(p.s. for those who skipped civics class, that would be paid for privately not with taxes)
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Tim Gunn's giving fashion tips? In THAT shirt?
Personally, I'm glad that Hiljack dresses like a frumpy hausfrau. To see her in Chanel or St. John - or any of those other snooty-falooty designers - just means that MY tax dollars are being spent so some uppity bitch like Tim Gunn won't comment on her cankles.
As long as she looks presentable while performing her job. Go sit down in the corner Tim Gunn.
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These fashion people baffle me, yes I love fashion and when I have time will happily go shopping or browse the net to look at fashion sites. But some women do actually have very important jobs and barely any time at hand to be a clothes horse.
Most of the fashionable people in Tim's circle actually do 'fashion' for a living, meaning its their job, it makes them money.
As a secretary of state of the US, Hillary is probably the most powerful woman in the world, it hardly matters what is she wearing!
However, I have noticed a type of discrimination that also works against people who look good and dress well. I work as an Assistant Professor in a college and most of my colleagues are men wearing fuddy duddy clothes, it does not matter to me. I am the youngest one there, having just finished PhD. I happen to dress very well. I have noticed it works against me, The other female staff in the department openly express their hostility towards me when I wear a nice dress (which is often), with thinly disguised sentences like "OMG, I hate you, you are so tall and still wearing heels, OMG, how come each dress you wear is better than the last one, " or something like "Yeah, yeah, she always looks good.., so what!!". I am sick of this bitchery and just to STFU those females I sometimes dress like shit and then they are surprisingly nice to me. Also the male staff look at my(fully covered) boobs when talking to me and I get the feeling that I am not taken very seriously because of my looks!! As if every smart person supposed to dress in rags!
That whole "Obama hates America" shit is getting reallllly old.
Anyway...why didn't Lopez ask Tim about a MALE politician? Tim was only answering his question, so I'll give him a pass. Yes, she does not dress in a manner that is flattering. On the other hand, I don't really care! She does her job!
Well as a lover of fashion and one who spends most of their bank account on it, I agree with Tim, but also find his comments to be in extremely poor taste.
Some people simply do not care. They want to be comfortable...and some simply have the confidence, or lack thereof, to wear baggy mens suits.
The comments out of Lopez are poor and the talk of fashion turns into a misogynist conversation. Give the woman some respect...oh wait, you're Mexican (HAHA)! I'd rather wear baggy suits than have a face that looks like its melting off, ugly sonofabitch.
Hillary is not a bad-looking woman but she dresses like crap and seems to have a talent for actually accentuating her worst features (e.g., upper thighs in clingy fabrics and jackets that highlight her hips & butt). The trashy hair clip I won't even get into.
Women can dress well and have a high-powered, stressful job at the same time. They are not mutually exclusive. She needs a competent stylist and clothes that fit.
I'm pleasantly surprised by the generally pro-Hillary, anti-anti-Hillary Gunn comments, and anti-Lopez comments. Your comments have been a good read, thank you Dlisted crew, very entertaining.
@suckandfuck,
H. Clinton's labia lips would rip your tongue off and stuff it you nose.
You don't mess with powers like that!
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
Tim Gunn can (and prbably WILL) go suck a cock on this one, because Hillary Clinton is the Head Bitch In Charge and if she wants to wear a fuckin' pants suit to bed, she can!
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You know, Tim Gunn is right. If Hillary really wanted to look like woman, she'd dress like Tim Gunn! I mean, his power-bottom pastels really complete the look.
Hillary has always been sort of hot to me... she's obviously voluptuous, but she's always trying to hide it in conservative outfits so that people can focus on what she's saying. like laura spanjian or irshad manji (GOOGLE IT, SLORES). remember that pink suit she wore to congress, flashing a little cleavage? I don't even remember what she was talking about, I just looked down her shirt the whole time
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He has no right to criticize Hillary Clinton for her fashion choices when he's wearing a blue pinstripe suit, a plaid shirt and a cream-colored tie.
That combo is fugly.
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Hillary, always the fashion plate. Love the glasses, BWAHAHAHA for old Bill. HAWT. In a dirty, do me behind the dumpster way.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcd2vwiN51qcyadbo1_400.jpg
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http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmccscjiWw1qcyadbo1_400.jpg
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http://weddingtipster.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/shannons-1970s-hillary...
So H. Clinton never strutted the Paris cat walk. Who the fuck cares.
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
MK, you had me at Joyce Leslie. Used to shop there as a teen in the mall. lol
Could care less what an older politician wears to work functions.
I'm more concerned about the widespread confusion over the difference between a banana clip (waaaay different), a claw, and a butterfly clip. Hillary is wearing a butterfly clip. Know your ugly plastic hair crap!
She's the fucking Secretary of State. She doesn't have to look good as long as she does her job.
Maybe he can go pick on Henry Kissinger next.
Hillary can pull it together when she wants to. Her Mother Of The Bride was quite tasteful. STFU Tim Gunn....and "crater face Lopez"...what tools.
"Sure, I like a cocktail every now and again. And the last I checked, it was now".
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 1:06pm.
I guess you haven't seen my butt yet. Make that two girlfriends.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 1:04pm.
I guess you haven't seen my butt yet. Make that two girlfriends.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 12:59pm.
Sandfuck needs a girlfriend, d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e-l-y.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Sandfuck needs a girlfriend, d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e-l-y.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 12:01pm.
I will never understand why people think George Lopez is funny. His sitcom is painful to watch and his late night show is just him being an ass.
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The plastic clip.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Hey wait a minute. Is Tim Gunn gay? I don't want EVER want to hear from a gay, "I think she's confused about her gender with all these big, baggy menswear tailored pantsuits. No, I'm really serious."
Sexual identity, sexual preference, sexual expression, gender, gender identity and gender expression are not to be judged. ALL are on a spectrum. Who the fuck is he to say she isn't dressing properly for her gender?! Hillary can dress HOWEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS TO!! BAH!! Humbug!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 11:00am.
BAWK BAWK BAWWK
COME HERE HILLARY SO I CAN LICK YOUR UNSHAVEN CUNT THEN YOU CAN OPEN HAND SLAP ME WHEN I DON'T LICK IT HARD ENOUGH OOOH I LOVE THAT!!!
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That's nasty. And yet, I wish someone would write me poetry like that.
Right on, AZGirl.
Who cares how she dresses?
I will never understand why people think George Lopez is funny. His sitcom is painful to watch and his late night show is just him being an ass.
Hilary dresses bad, but she has always dressed bad. Look up pictures of her pre-Clinton days. Yikes. She was just way more into her education and career then being on trend with fashion. And this might come as a shock to Tim but not everyone gives a shit about clothes. Some people are busy and have important jobs to do, they don't have time to "make it work" in the mornings. Bitch has shit to do!
My feelings about Hillary's fashion is best described through the eyes, uh side eye of this little girl:
http://grlbhvingbadly.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/hil_sideeye1.jpg
Gunn: Well, if her pants didn't stop an inch above the ankle you could hide the cankle. I have great respect for her intellect and her tenacity and for what she does for our country in her governmental role. I just wish she could send a stronger message about American fashion.
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Wow. This guys sounds both gay and sexist.
Not my favourite combo.
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Hillary Clinton is about as inept as Obama.
But you know what? I miss her sorry fat ass.
Sure wish she was POTUS.
No one can name one thing she's done to improve someone's life.
She's as radical as Alinskylovin' Barry, but at least doesn't hate Americans.
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He was much lampooned for his thick glasses frames, thick accent, pomposity, and--if you can believe it--image as an international playboy in the 1970s. True, his suits were never mentioned.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 11:25am.
... Nobody gace Henry Kissinger shade for what he wore.
That bannana clip sure sets her five-head free. It must be a strategy to intimidate foreign leaders...
Whoa--I just noticed it. Nobody has mentioned that inflated green sofa-cover she is wearing with Bill? Dayum.
Taco flavored kisses will be heading in Hil's direction soon.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
She looks awful in pants, and awful in skirts. Most people can get away with one or the other, but since she can't win, she's given up trying.
Looks like somebody's having a Chico's Kind of Day in pic #5.
Hill's cankles aren't the problem; the problem is the relentless real estate known as Her Ass. It's almost as relentless as her personality, and there's nothing to be done about it. Even Mr. Blackwell couldn't have draped it successfully, and I wager Mr. Gunn hasn't got anything in his portfolio either. Navy blue pantsuits are not about gender confusion, they are about ass camo.
I'm a little disappointed in Tim Gunn here, not because he's insulting our Secretary of State, who is kind of busy and stuff and, not for nothing, is doing an awesome job and doing it unobtrusively; but because the "Jersey Shore" dig is not apt and was just a cheap-laff mouth prop for TV's sake. (Should TV even have a sake?) I expect a higher level of fashion humor from Tim, though maybe being in the same room as Lopez had a deleterious effect on his intellect, not to mention his common sense and moral compass.
What the fuck was Lopez on about with that "No Bugs M'Lady" crap? He is life-threateningly unfunny. Tim Gunn should have taken him to task for being unfunny, for having a TV show for no known reason. If he was looking to get a nice pull-quote for the morning paper, he'd have certainly gotten the job done with "You are the talk show equivalent of The Situation at Donald Trump's roast, George Lopez," instead of trashing Hillary Clinton.
So? Tim Gunn would talk exactly like Lauren Bacall, that is IF he was just a little butch.
Nobody gace Henry Kissinger shade for what he wore.
Hillary's hair clip made me laugh at first too. It's clear that the woman is FUCKING BUSY in a world that is going to hell.
Consider: We have wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, with an unofficial one in Libya. Countries throughout the Arab world are in turmoil. China is building up its military. Israel and the Palestinians are no closer to living in peace. Russia's government is unstable. One of the biggest supporters of terror, our "ally", Pakistan has nukes and many ungovernable areas. Al Qaeda thrives in Yemen and Somalia. Kim Jong IL is still around. Mexico's government is locked in war with drug cartels.
And don't get me started on Canada!
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OH HILLARY IT WAS SO HOT AND SEXY AND EMPOWERING WHEN YOU STOOD UP FOR YOUR LYING HUSBAND CAN I SUCK HIS COCK TOO? PLEEEEASSSEE!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Every time I hear Tim Gunn speak it is a fabulous reminder that, no matter how many television appearances you make, no matter how many famous assholes you rub assholes with, no matter how many places your (stupid) words are published, in no way does this translate into being more than marginally relevant or anywhere near fuckable.
True, my statement has nothing to do with what Tim Gunn said, but it has as much to do with it as the importance of Hillary Clinton's wardrobe in her role as Secretary of State.