Angelyne Is Always A Fucking Lady

August 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Welcome to another slow ass Monday where absolutely nothing is going on and I’m refreshing every damn gossip site while praying for another riveting story about Brit Brit’s Cheeto farts or for another obviously Photoshopped picture of (NSFW) Jason Stackhouse’s crooked boomerang dick. But good things do happen when shit is slower than a snail’s cum shot. It gives us the time to pay tribute to the real stars in the world!

For the second time in 5 days, I present to you American fashion icon and walking acid trip Angelyne showing the pussy meat flashing sluts of L.A. how a true lady gets out of a car. Angelyne is not about to let anybody get a free rave show from gazing at her glow stick clit.

Thank you to the celebwhores for keeping the fuckery to a minimum today, so we can give the trash heap love child of Greta Gremlin and a human Ecstasy tab the attention she deserves.

Tags: Elegance Has A Name, Excuse My Beauty, What A Fucking Lady

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