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And now here's something uplifting-ish to come out of the Norway massacre. Hege Dalen was having dinner with her wife Toril Hansen on the day of the massacre when they heard gun shots and screaming coming from Utöyan Island. Now some people I know (I'm not going to name names) would've hid under their car or run the opposite way when hearing gun shots, but not Hege and Toril. Along with many others, they got into their boat and drove across the water.
They picked up several young victims and drove them back across the lake to safety. Their boat couldn't fit everyone at once, so they made 4 trips, dodging bullets each time. The Advocate says they saved around 40 kids. The day after the tragedy, Hege told a Finnish news site, "We did not sleep last night at all."
And if that picture was taken the day of the massacre, then it looks like Toril did it all while wearing pajama pants. Bravo (I tried to Google translate "bravo" into Norwegian, but it only gave me "bravo" again. Lazy ass Google.) to these lesbian superheroes!
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It's people like this who restore my faith in the world. Thank you for posting such a wonderful story on such amazing women.
Gay Norwegians FTW! Seriously, what an awesome thing to do. Makes me proud to be 1/4 Norwegian.
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
Brava! I hope I would be brave enough to do the same.
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
This couple should get a "Free Shopping For Life" Card at their local Lowe's or Home Depot (or whatever similar store they have in Norway).
But seriously, these women are truly admirable human beings!
*Wipes tear* (for real)
We (HEART) all 100% true real and genuine bulldozers & dieseltrucks....if these two truly are.
These woman are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
That's fucking awesome, really remarkable. I hope those women receive some serious recognition and gratitude.
Also I might agree with Richiegay. My aunt always has her shit together and does as much as she can for everybody.
Submitted by Versailles on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 7:54am.
Bravo, indeed!If only more people were so brave and unselfish!
This massacre has brought suffering to everyone in your country. Words of sympathy seem inadequate, but please accept my condolences anyway.
This is just what our cynical hearts needed. Thank you for posting this MK-courage needs witnesses.
That's amazing. What a great story.
*wipes tears* fucking awesome.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
TEAM GAYELLE!
To dodge bullets to save 1 life is impressive. This is mind boggling.
Fuck the brain washed aire fairie mutants. How the hell they can speak for a G_d anyway? Does he/she have a secret Twitter account us mundanes don't know about?
See yay all in hell!
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
Submitted by Junebuggy on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 10:44am.
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ignore the damn haters. you're safe with us!
Truely amazing. Not thinking twice about their own safety, the forge INTO unsafe territory to save innocent, scared children.
*bawls*
On my way home from work last night I turned on the AM station in my car and there was a reverend talking about this incident and he said (not kidding, guys) that the shooter will still have a chance to go to heaven if he asks for forgiveness and accepts jesus into his heart. But these 2 women (even though they have never murdered or harmed anyone, and probably already believe in god) will go to hell for being gay.
Then this morning, over coffee, I was reading this story on the YahooNews site and someone commented that these women were probably saving the kid so that they could molest them because that's what "those disgusting people" do.
Sometimes I really just can't wrap my head around how horrible some people can be to their fellow human. These women are amazing selfless people and some folks are letting the fact that they're gay overshadow that. Sigh. So very sad. *downs a shot of tequila*
So I hopped back over to Dlisted and you crazy bitches stuffed my heart with hope again. The comments here are so wonderful.
*sniffle sniffle* I just love you guys *group hug*
I say put the gayelles in charge of everything. The trains will run on time, the budget will be balanced, and the roads will be safer!
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Great story, MK.
Regardless of their sexuality, they were very brave human beings to go out and save other innocent human beings from some fuckin' monster.
By the way, a fuckin' monster who would get a max of 21 years and stay in a prison that is nicer than most upscale apartments in Manhattan.
Norway needs to put this fucker under the ocean.
And Brava! to those fabulous, brave women.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
I say gayelles are still "heroines." Much to admire here, ladies. I can only hope that I'd have the fortitude to do the same.
Sarah Smile
FUCK YES to these lesbian superheroes
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
Bravo! (or should I say, Brava!)
True heroes, they should be Time's People of the Year, this is a great story!
Heroic gayelles... does it get any better than this?!!
Yay! Well done, ladies!
Bravo is Italian so it will be the same in any language. Maybe saying, "godt gjort" or "gjennomstekt" would have worked? These women make me want to cry.
We need more tales of lesbian superheroism.
See to it, MK!
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"Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick." - Sociologist Michael K
This gave me goosebumps--- hats off to these two courageous women.
Seriously, can we have more of this in the world and less Kardashian fuckery?
TEXBRO
Klingon Madonna say what? - MK
What a beautiful act of altruism. Hats off to you, ladies.
Selfless bravery. Amazing ladies!!
This is the meaning of true selflessness and beauty. People like this never cease to amaze me.
Someone needs to turn the Amazing Gayelle Rescue Crew into a comic book stat!
So glad to see this story!!!
I hope they make statues of these heroes!
Well done. If only the police had been as effective.
I Get Along Without You Very Well
This story made me tear up. What amazing people they are.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
That is amazing. Words fail actually. Every time I hear anything about the Norwegian massacre it makes me cry real tears (of course I also cry at TV ads). I hope this particular story strikes a chord with people who can't accept or tolerate others who are different from them. Everything about the events on Utoeya should be enough to convince you that you are wrong.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
What an amazing act of bravery!!! Toril and Hege rock!!!
It's all fun and games until Wino gets to the gates of purgatory and slurs out, "HELLO, ATHENS!" ----MK
What an amazing story. These women are truly heros. Thanks for sharing MK.
This is what everybody should aspire to be. Not a debutante or a famewhore- a REAL person who will go above and beyond for others.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Imagine heading TOWARD a deranged gunman to save strangers. These two are real heroes, and I never use that overused word anymore.
Bravo in norwegian is...BRAVO! Google is never wrong.
Bless them. They did good.
Wow. These ladies are awesome. Heroes in every sense of the word.
I had a shitty Monday, Tuesday isn't looking much better, and this story has given my spirits a real lift. Thanks for sharing this, MK. *mwah*
Pussy Hero Galore!
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Kudos to these two fine, brave women...they have far more courage than I do!
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Yes, definitely true heroes!
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Cheers to them!
It's great to see people in the world still care about other people....
*fills their pockets with new AA batteries*
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If you’ve got issues, psychological issues, if you’re on any kind of medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested. ~ Dimitri the Lover
Nice to know there are real heroes among us.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
what a great story...hero's for sure!
Wow, what true heroes. I know I would not have the guts to run into the way of gunfire...so Bravo to them.
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