Linda Evangelista Asks For The Largest Child Support Sum In History
Supermodel Linda Evangelista will become the Patron Saint of Get That Money if a judge approves her request for $46k a month in child support from the father of her 4-year-old son Augusten.
Last month, Linda stomped into Family Court in Manhattan and scandalously (sort of) revealed that Augusten's father is François-Henri Pinault, the billionaire husband of Salma Hayek. Yesterday, Linda and her lawyer were back in court and told the judge that Francois-Henri hasn't paid one cent and she wants $552,000 a year in child support. The judge basically issued a "COME AGAIN?" when he said that if he granted that amount it would "probably be the largest support order in the history of Family Court." Linda, being the refined diamond digger that she is, then had to excuse herself because she messed up her cashmere chonies from creaming over his words.
Linda's lawyer told the judge that Francois-Henri, who is the CEO of the company that owns a bunch of fashions houses, set up a $12 million estate for his 3-year-old daughter with Salma, but her son hasn't gotten anything from him. The $46k a month will go towards a full-time nanny, vacation expenses and armed chauffeurs.
The judge immediately threw out the $7,500 a month for vacation expenses, but is going to consider the security expenses since Augusten is the child of two high-profile people.
As for the full-time nanny, Linda testified that she needs 24-hour help, because she doesn't want to be alone with her son. Linda went on to testify that she needs someone to take care of Augusten while she maintains her gorgeousness.
"On days when I do not work, I am working on my image. I have to hit the gym. I have beauty appointments. I have to work toward my next job and maintaining my image, just like an athlete. When I work, it can be a 16-hour day."
Linda is apparently worth $8 million, which is about $2 billion less than what Francois-Henri is worth.
The hens on The View were pecking at this story on the show this morning and Whoopi Goldberg said that $46k a month is ridiculous and women need to take responsibility for their actions. To which I say, BITCH, she is taking responsibility! When you open up your vagina to a billionaire and a baby comes out, it is your responsibility to get as much money out of that motherfucker as possible! This is the truth according to life.
Why should Linda raise her son when Salma Hayek's husband can pay a nanny to raise him while she gets a dolphin fetus facial mask and works out her hands so she doesn't get fat cuticles? Raising your own children is overrated and for the poors, dahling. We should all be so lucky to give birth to an ATM code.
But seriously, I think it's kind of cute that Linda addresses the nanny as a "nanny." We all know that Augusten really addresses the nanny as "mommy."
via Gothamist
well I guess Linda has her retirement planned out huh? Oh and her nostrils are huge and she looks like a bad tranny in that pic (i apologize to ALL tranny for tarnishing their good name for that reference)
I thought she was married to Ed Burns...
Her and her fat cunt cuticles...
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Yeah I know she's a cunt, and he's a douche for obvious reaons, This is the new quote for the 2011...
"When you open up your vagina to a billionaire and a baby comes out, it is your responsibility to get as much money out of that motherfucker as possible! This is the truth according to life." -M.K.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 8:48pm.
I've seen this fool out and about with her kid.
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You've seen a few celebs (I know, questionable) out and about, do you ever carry a camera with you?
Serious question - there's good money in pix.
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I do carry a camera with me, but it's to document my evil little spawn and his minions or objects or scenery. I've seen the paparazzi at work, and they're annoying. Last summer, I was on my way to work and saw My Little Pony Parker walking with her son to school. She was dressed normally, not attracting any attention. Really, even I hardly recognized her. But there were about ten guys with big cameras on the corner, waiting for her to approach. She was cool, even with these jerks snapping, snapping, snapping at her and her kid. And another time in the park, this paparazzo was hanging on the gates from the outside (you can't come into NYC kiddie parks without a kid), snapping Hugh Jackman. It really unsettled a lot of parents, even me a bit. It didn't help that he looked like pedo bear. Jackman's wife was cool, and asked him nicely to please think of the other parents in the park. I wouldn't want to be that obtrusive. What I hope doesn't change too much about NYC is that celebs aren't that big a deal, meaning that NYers like to pretend that they're above that, and I think it's a good trait even if it's not sincere; it's not LA. (John Waters remarked that in LA, women look like porn stars and in NY, they look like actresses. An observation, not a judgment, especially from Waters, who loves porn stars.) I mean, we all gawk. Now, if I ever saw CoCo, Phoebe Price, or other true dlisted royalty, I would take their picture; in fact, I'm pretty sure that they would pose with me.
Whoopi Goldberg said that $46k a month is ridiculous and women need to take responsibility for their actions. To which I say, BITCH, she is taking responsibility! When you open up your vagina to a billionaire and a baby comes out, it is your responsibility to get as much money out of that motherfucker as possible! This is the truth according to life.
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Pix of Evangelista back in the day. Or, Why Pinault went bareback.
http://yeeeah.com/2011/08/02/linda-evangelista-wants-46000-a-month-in-ch...
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I love the attitude "Well i had the kid cuz it belong to a billionaire, and now i want my money cuz i dont want to look after the kid"
What kind of issues will that child grow up with?
these two adults are at fault, linda for being a big whore whose legs open at the sound of a billionaire getting his wallet out, and that guy whose ugly as fuck and lucky he inherited his fortune from his family so he can go around fucking tarts without pulling out.
No wonder salma hayek broke up and went back to him, bitch discovered its not easy to have work so its better to just marry the guy, let him stick his dick in all the whores he want, and spend his money.
salma hayek is the porn man's version of penelope cruz, at least penelope can act...in spanish films... her hollywood work is shit.
Linda is from my home town. This news does not make me proud.
Please don't goddamn tell me some dumb village ho actually built this fking 'holy statue' of their celeb idol. Fking please.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 8:48pm.
I've seen this fool out and about with her kid.
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You've seen a few celebs (I know, questionable) out and about, do you ever carry a camera with you?
Serious question - there's good money in pix.
How about 50/50 custody and, when he is wif Daddy, Daddy foots the bills and when he's wif Mommie, Mommie foots the bills?
I've seen this fool out and about with her kid. There is no need for security as most people hardly remember her and still don't know who her son is, despite her announcing that to the world. (And I've been in the park with other celebrities kids and have not seen or noticed any kind of security, especially armed guards.) But she's always been an entitled bitch, hasn't she? Yes, she was the shit and can still get Anna Wintour to give her work (anyone remember the cover and multi-page photo shoot and interview she had a few years back?). I get that this guy is loaded, so what's a million or two or three or twelve to him? You play, you pay, okay, but $7500/month for vacation expenses? As for her claim about her hard work, I also understand that she is a brand, and in modeling, she is 80 years old, and I don't see her in many ads. But she should have found another way to phrase and justify her expenses. But since she's clearly a gold-digging bitch, I don't think any publicist or wordsmith could help her. Perhaps all this will land her a contract with a company that wants to promote an entitled, cunty image. If so, Linda is their gal.
Aunt Bunny's and my response to Miss Linda:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-i7rz9CsIM
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 7:29pm.
1) Wow, he's a class act. One baby after another. Clearly he gets women into bed quickly.
2) Whatever his little girl gets is what he should give his little boy. Yes he married the girl's mother but that should not reflect on how he takes care of his other child. They are both his children and need to be treated equally.
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The Daily Mail reported that court papers show he is paying $50K PER MONTH for a $12 million estate in L.A. that is held in a trust in Valentina's name.
If anyone is going to call Evangelista a gold-digger, then call Hayek one as well. She was knocked up 3 months after Evangelista's son was born. No one even knew she was dating this dude until she announced her pregnancy and I really have doubts they have a real relationship.
Frankly, I don't care if the rumors are true and she prefers the ladies and this is all a marriage in name only, but it seems she is getting a helluva lot more than Evangelista despite having far more money of her own.
Bitch please. Get the fuck over yourself and support your child EQUALLY. 46k a month? Fuck you and that delusional horse you rode in on.
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Submitted by nocgirl on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 8:10pm.
$46k a month is absurd. Just because a rich man has a baby with someone does not mean she gets some of his fortune. It is child support but this quicky turns into adult support. Many states are on an income share model anyways, so her income is used plus he has 2 kids from a divorce. Some of linda's requests are absurd. She thinks her snot nose brat is worth an armed security guard? No other celebrity offspring is worth that what makes hers so special?
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$46k a month is absurd. Just because a rich man has a baby with someone does not mean she gets some of his fortune. It is child support but this quicky turns into adult support. Many states are on an income share model anyways, so her income is used plus he has 2 kids from a divorce. Some of linda's requests are absurd. She thinks her snot nose brat is worth an armed security guard? No other celebrity offspring is worth that what makes hers so special?
François-Henri needs to cut himself a condom allowance.
lmao at:
"When you open up your vagina to a billionaire and a baby comes out, it is your responsibility to get as much money out of that motherfucker as possible! This is the truth according to life."
Go for it, Linda! The boy deserves to live in equal style to his sister.
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What a cunt
cha-CHING! Where is this Francois-Henri-whatever and how do I get into bed with him?
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This sort of game-playing shit gives every woman a bad name. It makes us ALL look like money-grubbing golddiggers. "I fucked you without protection, then queefed out a baby, now pay me $$$$$$$$$" Like she had no responsibility in it. And yeah, how do these millionaires not give a shit that barebacking it with a ho, even a high-class beautiful ho with her own job, is potentially giving said ho a mainline into his bank account???
Which isn't to say that fathers shouldn't support their kids. But FFS, I hate when women use kids for a payday.
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1) Wow, he's a class act. One baby after another. Clearly he gets women into bed quickly.
2) Whatever his little girl gets is what he should give his little boy. Yes he married the girl's mother but that should not reflect on how he takes care of his other child. They are both his children and need to be treated equally.
She's just negotiating, as someone said earlier. Still, the whole thing reflects badly on her character. How much money does one person need to raise a kid?
Most people in the US don't even make that amount in a year! And that includes the whole household.
Besides, isn't she the one who once said she didn't wake up in the morning for less than $10,000? Obviously, Linda found a way to make money while STILL in bed.
I can not even begin to understand how this hook nosed, alien-eyed, bitch-lipped fuckshow ever became a supermodel. She must have fucked, blowed, licked, rimmed, manipulated, blackmailed, extorted, and murdered in order to claw her way to supermodel status.
I know she is asking for more child support than she probably expects to get, but the fact that this disgusting robo-witch dared to utter the words "I need to maintain my image" in her defense of needing a nanny around every second of the fuckin day and night (if you refuse to look after your child, why have one? Oh yeah, of course, the money), it makes me want to snap her beak off and shove it down her throat.
Okay, I don't know much about this broad, other than she is a model, but FUCK THIS BITCH. She is a mother. Let her be a mother, if SHE wants a nanny, it's HER RESPONSIBILITY to afford it, not his. He could probably use that to prove she's unfit in some ways. Kids are expensive, but no way do I believe she deserves to get that much, nor do I believe it would go all on the child. She's nothing but a gold digging hoe, and he's a dumb fuck. He should have learned to wrap it up. He's a billionare, he couldn't afford to buy some fuckin trojans?
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I've always thought that this woman is one of the most hideous humans on Earth, in a bunch of ways. She makes Naomi Campbell look like a decent, conscientious contributor to society. That poor, poor son of hers.
Every aspect of this story sickens me.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Amazing how all these rich people can't afford condoms....
Honestly, don't these super-rich men know that unprotected sex is setting up these women for a payday? And setting up an innocent baby as a pawn in a money game?
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So I guess what Linda is saying is that her one-night stand has to be solely responsible for the financial rearing of their son...simply because he's super-wealthy. Linda's worth $8 million but she seems to want to have everything handed to her while she works on her image (cement, glue and Botox included, I'm sure). Hhmmm, I wonder if Selma and Linda would have slept with this guy if he were, say, not a billionaire. No matter how rich, famous and glamorous they are, these people are still nothing but sleezy assholes, fucking whoever they can at the moment and clamoring for the cash. Low-life losers.
Now you young hoes take note...THIS is how golddigging should be done. And in a recession too? A+ for golddigging, I can't even hate.
Apparently, she is a horrible person. I've heard her called Evilangelista. So, probably better if she works on her "image" and doesn't pull a bunch of mommy dearest shit with the kid ....
I remember being pretty young and hearing about her "I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000" comment and thinking it was the awesomest thing anyone had ever said.
Submitted by Goldshift on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 3:25pm.
Hmmm, models are prostitutes? Really? I wasn't aware that wearing clothes and getting your picture taken was the same as having sex for money?! Who knew?
Let's not forget Slama Kayak has unprotected sex with a man she wasn't married to and had a child out of wedlock with a billionaire, the only difference is she eventually played hard to get and landed him, AFTER she birthed out her meal ticket.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Pinault and Salma Hayek have such a weird relationship. Is Salma perchance a lesbian who's secretly living her life with Penelope Cruz while Pinault and Javier Bardem go gallivanting about?
aint she the same bitch doesnt get outta bed for less than $10 grand?
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Eh, she's just wheelin and dealin. You start high, then work your way down. She knows she's not getting that much. Shocked that billionaire hasn't given the kid anything. My pappy spread his seed before I came along, and he had to pay up for the whole 18. And I agree with harveyprice, I never thought she was all that. Where's my billionaire, dammit.
Submitted by mitzenmama on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 3:22pm.
Thank you!
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Thank you!
Hey, like they say, it takes two to fucking tango. He shouldn't have put it in there if he wasn't ready for the consequences. Besides, he's a billionaire and can easily afford it.
I'm not going to jump to any conclusions until we here HIS side. I know this wench thinks she is still worth $10,000/day for sex (that's what models do--they're prostitutes.), but this is 2011, not 1990. How do we know that he didn't offer her less money than she is asking for and she turned it down because he was done with her ass after coming in her? She knew she was having unprotected sex with a billionaire. It's time to put down the coke Linda, those nostrils HAVE HAD IT.
Fuck that stupid asshole for not paying a cent for 4 years. But fuck this stupid cunt for thinking she needs 46k a month to care for her child. Bitch, that's a hell of a lot more than I make in a YEAR and I'm not worth SHIT, and I still somehow find a fucking way to manage! I agree that the father should be paying for his child, but it's not like she's fucking struggling to survive! She can contribute something as well. He should be paying half the expenses of the child. You mean to tell me this child requires 92k a month to fucking survive?!?! Goddamnit with these self entitled fucking pieces of shit. /end rant.
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Good for her - hope she gets every cent and more! 45K is chump change for this guy.
1) He's a rich deadbeat dad - if he was some broke-ass schmuck that'd be one thing but he has the money.
2) Child support is supposed to give the child the life he/she would have if the parents were together - my guess is that his other child is living at least that well.
3) If the dumb ass would have taken responsibility 4 years ago she probably wouldn't be taking him to court for so much money.
4) She's smart to ask for such a high number - judge is already knocking it down. It will get cut in half - if she would have asked for $20,000 she'd be lucky to get 10K.
5) Given how this douche dad has already acted, you know the kid will be left out of any future inheritance so hopefully she'll invest as much as possible on his behalf.
She's doing the right thing for kid as far as I'm concerned.
"It's possible. Carol Alt has a lot of business ventures hawking make up on HSN or some such BS. The ones who make the big money are the ones that start investing in other ventures as their modeling careers start winding down (like Kathy Ireland)."
That's the thing: Ireland, Alt, Crawford all realized they'd have to hustle and deign to do something other than being in front of a camera once they hit, say, 32. Linda probably thought she was too fabulous for it, hence the relatively low net worth. She could easily have parlayed her image into a product, perfume, furniture line, etc.
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I don't care about the child support bit....what I've been truly fascinated about for a long time with this bitch (since my young'un days) is how someone with this fugly of a fucking face can be a "supermodel". I blame her for opening the door for such other beauties like hammerhead Kate Moss.
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Those supermodels are beginning to show their age. Linda obviously is addicted to Botox and fillers, Naomi the Witch is bald...
If she really cared about her son, she should have chosen a better babydaddy.
I'm actually starting to get pissed off at all these baby mamas. The men are disgusting, but so are these women. Fathers are just as important as mothers, IMO. A big monthly check isn't going to make up for not having a loving, involved father.
Fucking white trash with money.
"Child support is determined by a simple calculation, based upon both the mother's and father's income. So $46k a month could very well be what the numbers are."
In NY, there's a cap on the calculation. Otherwise, Linda will need to show the receipts.
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He owes the support; the only issue is how much. I wonder what she's been doing for the last four years? $46k/month for four years is over $2m in alleged back-support. I bet he's been paying it but stopped when Salma objected or something.
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Whoopi hates other women. What other reason could there be for her to think a father shouldn't pay support for his own child?