Mila Kunis Bitches A Reporter Out In Russian
At a press conference for Friends with Benefits, a reporter asked Justin Timberlake the question everybody asks after sitting through the audio-visual torture devices known as Yogi Bear and The Love Guru: Why do movies? Why not do more music? The Russian to English translation was slow in getting to Justin's ears, so Mila Kunis, who lived in the Ukraine until she was 7, took the question and used her tongue as a whip to put the shush on that ho's mouth. The Daily What translated Mila's Russian verbal slap into English and it came out like this:
"Why movies? Why not? What kind of question is that? Why are you here?”
Meanwhile, Justin's brain queefed out several questions marks during the whole thing. How do you say "HERP DERP" in Russian?
What I want to know is, why does every bitch out sound so much better in a foreign language? Seriously, every now and again I'll type "you useless dumb whore" into Google Translate and make that robot lady say it to me in different languages. It's soooo not the same as the real thing, because ho isn't real, can't act, has zero feeling in her voice and doesn't mean it.
It's totally one of my goals in life to get torn a new asshole in every single foreign language. Because "you useless dumb whore" is like music to my ears when it leaps off of a foreign tongue. And because I want new assholes.
And did Justin ever answer that question, because I know some hos who want to know. Here's Justin (whose HERP DERP eyes tell me that he's still queefing question marks over the whole thing) and Mila leaving a restaurant in London tonight.
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i don't think justin is all that bad looking. he looks good in his vids. mila is definitely the gorgeous one in this duo. are they together anyway?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I think we now know why JT would give up boring Biel for Mila. I think I saw love on JT's face.
Just like that, Mila made the seams on my under-crackers earn their stripes! Didn't really pay much attention to her before but I do like a feisty one.
--thanks awfully--
That's right, give millionaires 3 bottles of water, people in drought-stricken countries don't need it. Then there's the enviroment...
How does JT get acting jobs? He isn't very good looking or very talented.
Having worked with several Russian artists, I assure you sluts that what Mila said would not be considered rude at all.
And some say that once you think/dream in another language, then you know you are fluent.
And to note, Mila just drove me to the edge of moisture!
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If the question was about JT why is she speaking, in any language? I like her but she should STFU
My seat is wet. She just went up 10 more notches in my book. And this is EAXCTLY how The eastern European women are! I work with one and she would have done exactly the same thing! And then, in English at the end of the rant, she would have screamed "Asshole!".
I heart her.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
I love her but good goddamn, her voice is grating.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Could someone please explain to me why Justin Timberlake now has a movie career? I don't see any talent there.
In the mean time there are hundreds of talented, good-looking, young actors in Hollywood desperate for a break. And this little twerp gets A-list parts? I don't get it.
She is so hot. That is all.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Glad I'm not the only one who made my Russian ex do Fish Called Wanda shit. I love the accent and didn't give a shit what he was saying. I just wouldn't let him speak Russian with his mom thinking she hated me and was talking about me.
The Russians I have met have been equal parts snarky/surly and blunt and of course I love that. Same thing with the Polish people I hung out with.. love the Eastern European rage! I find their no bullshit utterly refreshing. What you see is what you get. Seriously never bothered me and I think it's funny and the almost comical outbursts that offended my friends made me laugh.
But this little pug face is annoying..she is all over a sudden everywhere (thank god Kiera Knightley stick out yo' fake mouf is over though) and her answer here is so overly dramatic and affected. Like 'Look at me I am SASSY!' ugh/. Eye rolls all around
I like Mila's spunk. A woman willing to speak up for herself(or in this case JT) always wins points from me.
@Stan Hooper - re the rough Russians - first time I ever got my legs waxed, in my early 20s, my sister told me to grow out the hair on my legs first. I did, and my reward was, while going through this extremely painful process, to have this Russian woman hold up the strip of wax and hair she just removed from my thigh and scold me, "look at how much hair on this!!" and then tsk tsking and shaking her head.
She was so good though (and cheap for the work she did), that I went back and she eventually became much nicer to me.
It's Boris & Natasha (my nickname for these 2).
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I am going to make an incriminating confession here, but I do not hate Justin Timberlake. I am not running out to buy and NSync or solo cd's, but I actually don't mind him as an actor.
*dodges shoes being thrown at me*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
I also agree shelfbeast, Russians are very "rough around the edges" at times. That's their nature.
I also had a Russian OB/GYN and she was very blunt. Luckily I've got a thick skin so it didn't bother me that she says I'm a fat gal and should lose weight to my face.
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I've always liked Mila. I actually love That 70's Show. I watch it everyday on Nick At Nite before I go to bed, LOL!
Justin Timberlake is an ugly tard who really should go back to singing.
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Douchechill!
That was a total turn on... bitch has skills... JT, just sit there and color and STFU.
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If you’ve got issues, psychological issues, if you’re on any kind of medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested. ~ Dimitri the Lover
again, i have to say that mila is STUNNING...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Helena you get in the back of the line. I saw her first.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Hahaha! Awesome. I love how she makes that gesture like, don't worry, I got this.
Girl crush alert! Just hit me like a ton of bricks. LOVE her.
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Devil's advocate.
Loved her before; love her even more.
I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm seeing her talk russian like that.
(Ok, I stole the methaphor from talledaga nights).
"I doubt the Russians thought she was being rude. Russians generally speak in a rougher, more frank way with each other."
This is the troof. My primary physician was Russian, and she was so blunt with me that I would cry on my way out. It took a couple of visits to realize that this was just the way she was, and eventually I kind of looked forward to it.
I really like her, but I wish she hadn't done that. I would have loved to see JT try to answer that question.
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I like Mila Kunis. She's self-depreciating and quite funny really.
She wasn't really being rude - if anything this sort of thing could've been intentional and made to stir up press in the Ukraine. After all, many american type films don't do massive in Eastern Europe, but Mila Kunis - a Ukrainian - reading about that in the paper might make them want to see the film.
كنت عاهرة غبية عديمة الفائدة
Smooches, MK!
Bloody rude of her and not funny. He sits there confused while she hogs the limelight. Attention seeking bitch.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I like that she stood up for him.
I don't care for JT, but he's not that bad at acting. For comparison purposes, Matt LeBlanc made about $100 million doing Friends.
Um yeah, looks like they be fucking. Only explanation for that "don't diss my man!" tone.
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"...bask again in the beauty CoCo graced Miami Beach with this afternoon. This is what a Christmas ham dinner on the angels' dinner table looks like in heaven. I bet she farts out pineapple rings." -MK
I dunno, I think Mila was protesting a little too much. It's a fair question to ask singers like Madonna, Beyonce, Bono, etc why they quit their day job to go into movies/theater (or why Gwyneth went the other way). Instead of being a defensive little bitch, grow some balls and have an answer prepared. My guess is that Mila secretly agrees he's an awful actor and tried to deflect the same way he does: by acting like a little bitch.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 12:11am.
Submitted by force noir on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 10:16pm.
I know how to say "do you like a hard dick" in 5 languages.
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LOL!!! that is certainly more useful than "excuse me ive lost my passport can you tell me where the embassy is?"
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hahaha. Also, who's gonna say No?
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The maintenance of a dance hall is not a nuisance per se. A house of prostitution is a nuisance per se.
Haha, I thought Cameron had to defend Justin from the paps too. Poor JT, the damsel in distress.
I doubt the Russians thought she was being rude. Russians generally speak in a rougher, more frank way with each other. They were probably delighted she was getting all homey with them.
But Justin. He could've saved himself by having a sense of humor and not looking like "Mila, save me from the mean Russkies."
Well, no surprise there. Kunis' face - however pretty it is - has always spelled 'Byatch!' to me.
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Submitted by force noir on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 10:16pm.
I know how to say "do you like a hard dick" in 5 languages.
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LOL!!! that is certainly more useful than "excuse me ive lost my passport can you tell me where the embassy is?"
Justin TImberlake has a vagina the size of texas.
Grow up ya pussy ex mousketeer.
LOL, i have a friend who is freaked out/grossed out by "Russian" accents!
Not me.
he couldn't even watch Eastern Promises.
I do think it seems a little sensitve of Mila (who i love), but then again, seems to fit in with the Slavic personality as well. When in ... do as the ... do.
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Also one more totally random but slightly on topic post and then I'm done:
I worked with a girl who taught English in Korea while she was in the army but grew up in Mexico. I actually asked her what language she thought to herself in, since she can speak all three languages fluently (I always wondered what language bilingual people think in lol). She said she actually thought in Korean first before anything else because she was used to speaking it for so long. I thought that was wild.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:11pm.
Ahahaha I'm LMAO right now, I loved ubby dubby! It sounded a lot like the "gibberish" my sister and I used to speak.
My sister, a friend, and I used to speak it in high school and we thought we were the shit. Then other girls picked up on it and learned it and since that was our shit talking/gossip/boo you whore language, it became pretty useless when everyone else learned it :(
Submitted by Bree on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 11:06pm.
Agrees with all of it ^_^
''Home Alone'' kid (because I'm too lazy to write his name) was one lucky bastard.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
Everything sounds better in a foreign language so true lol. I also learn Spanish at home and English once I got to kindergarten. If you grow up speaking two languages you get use to switching back and forth. It also helps that my parents speak Spanish at home and yes they speak English too. Anyways I like Mila but I can't stand JT.
Mila's totally my girl crush too. I remember watching an episode of Punk'd where Ashton had a mother on there freaking out in Russian saying her daughter's dog was down a sewer drain, and Mila was trying to help and the "punk" moment was that she realized it was a toy dog. I loved listening to her talk and translate so fluidly. She has a great personality and sense of humor to boot.
Haha I just finish watching that episode. She has a temper though she cussed that guy out in the end before Ashton came out.
Mila's my girl crush *swoon*
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
Expect a Natasha & Boris movie from this in 3...2...1..."
"Say 'get moose and squirrel!' "
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:42pm.
now and again I'll type "you useless dumb whore" into Google Translate
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flmaooooooooooo MK
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Good I wasn't the only one who thought this was hilarious! Great minds!
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They are so totally doing it!!!! Los sucios!!!
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:38pm.
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Hands off mah moobie tips, you ho. Dey is spoken for and dey is too sexay to be displayed in public. It is your loss.
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=P Still was one of the Bam Nips Hos back in the day, I was. Win/Win. *snarksnort; quick cops a cupping; puts on EBay sexay DL nipple-whoring posts for the public*
*no ebay ugh. chuckles though. hugs*
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