Mila Kunis Bitches A Reporter Out In Russian
At a press conference for Friends with Benefits, a reporter asked Justin Timberlake the question everybody asks after sitting through the audio-visual torture devices known as Yogi Bear and The Love Guru: Why do movies? Why not do more music? The Russian to English translation was slow in getting to Justin's ears, so Mila Kunis, who lived in the Ukraine until she was 7, took the question and used her tongue as a whip to put the shush on that ho's mouth. The Daily What translated Mila's Russian verbal slap into English and it came out like this:
"Why movies? Why not? What kind of question is that? Why are you here?”
Meanwhile, Justin's brain queefed out several questions marks during the whole thing. How do you say "HERP DERP" in Russian?
What I want to know is, why does every bitch out sound so much better in a foreign language? Seriously, every now and again I'll type "you useless dumb whore" into Google Translate and make that robot lady say it to me in different languages. It's soooo not the same as the real thing, because ho isn't real, can't act, has zero feeling in her voice and doesn't mean it.
It's totally one of my goals in life to get torn a new asshole in every single foreign language. Because "you useless dumb whore" is like music to my ears when it leaps off of a foreign tongue. And because I want new assholes.
And did Justin ever answer that question, because I know some hos who want to know. Here's Justin (whose HERP DERP eyes tell me that he's still queefing question marks over the whole thing) and Mila leaving a restaurant in London tonight.
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Why bother to promote this turd?
I know how to say "do you like a hard dick" in 5 languages. And happily, that has come in handy in many, many occasions. Get it Mila! Oh yeah, JT looks like that awk guy in my building who gets all jittery if he sees a real live gay man and soils his slacks.
"I got your number, hussy." --Ms. Dionne Warwick
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:38pm.
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Hands off mah moobie tips, you ho. Dey is spoken for and dey is too sexay to be displayed in public. It is your loss.
She's hot, and Mr. IV wants her.
That's all I got.
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Speaking of stars and foreign languages, I saw Streisand recorded a song in Portuguese which for some reason she has a fondness of. I'd like a poll of people like Blohan and Parasite and Brit and Raggedyana to see if they could correctly say which country has the majority of the world's Portuguese speakers. And they've all probably been to Brazil.
The question is harmless enough, why is she getting snotty? Is she trying to impress Timberlake? Ew
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:59pm.
Absolutely. Cooper, too. Not sure if there's some bright-line test for fluency; just my subjective test.
With Shauna, though, it's more like, That fake-tittied tart said that??
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TOPANGA on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:56pm.
THAT IS HOT!
Spanish and French are pretty hot too!
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I remember the clip here of Shauna on a French talk show with her current BF, her ex BF, and she was bantering back with the host and those two and the audience. I'd say she was fluent for an American born.
Kinda off topic, yet on topic: I dated this fine ass Russian (who eventually broke my heart, but that's a whole other sad pathitc story) once, who I use to make talk dirty to me in Russian when we were engaged in sexy times. Had no clue what he was saying, he could've been cussing my ass out, but it sounded sexy as hell ;)
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:26pm.
Guess who. Click MK's Facebook link to see.
I wouldn't call Shauna fluent, any more than Bradley Cooper is. She's competent in conversational French. Fluent is being able to read the highbrow press without a dictionary or to barter with the locals.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by FunFilled on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:08pm.
Not sure; each kid is different. I'm thinking of kids who grew up speaking one language at home, then entered a world with only, say, English. Even though those kids stop speaking their first language most of the time, they still retain it--they sure get it when a parent screams at them.
Not for one sec trying to suggest what to do, but have you tried sending your child to Chinese class to see what she recalls? Bet she's far ahead of the kids who've never used it before.
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http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/05/100510075529.htm
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Submitted by FunFilled on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:08pm.
Not sure; each kid is different. I'm thinking of kids who grew up speaking one language at home, then entered a world with only, say, English. Even though those kids stop speaking their first language most of the time, they still retain it--they sure get it when a parent screams at them.
Not for one sec trying to suggest what to do, but have you tried sending your child to Chinese class to see what she recalls? Bet she's far ahead of the kids who've never used it before.
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Sorry but I am getting tired of seeing Jackie from that 70s show everywhere!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
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now and again I'll type "you useless dumb whore" into Google Translate
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flmaooooooooooo MK
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:25pm.
I dated a woman fluent in four languages. What she told me was that she needed to at least speak a couple of them (french was one) periodically with others to stay sharp.
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(rubs up on bam's nipples YOU REMEMBER THAT}
Yup, one does need to take a 'day(s) out' to speak purely another language to stay sharp.
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"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."
~Jack Nicholson
Amy Winehouse "Will You Still Love Me?" (RIP)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ludxpkyrab0
Whatever the hell she said, Go Mila.
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"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."
~Jack Nicholson
Amy Winehouse "Will You Still Love Me?" (RIP)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ludxpkyrab0
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:26pm.
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I'm not going to click but it rings a familiar bio I've seen somewhere: Shauna Sand?
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Hahaha I have to admit he made me laugh with the "I don't like this". At least he was easygoing with that whole 'I have to wait for the translator' thing, instead of going all diva.
Also, giving Mila props for standing up for him. She certainly put the reporter in her place.
*Pushes Mike out of the way and cuts into the front of the line*
Milaaaaaaaaaaa, I will learn to cook you whatever your heart desires (I've yet to learn Russian cuisine so this would be a fun challenge for me), I'll give you a foot massage with pomegranate oil mixed with therapeutic essential oils after dinner and once you are relaxed and craving a sweet, I will create a luxurious dessert accompanied by a perfect cup of anything-you-want all for the small price of having your company and your teaching me a teensy bit of Russian!
PUHLEASE? =0)
"At 11, she enrolled in The School of Creative and Performing Arts, and by 13 she received a dance scholarship with Ballet West in Salt Lake City, Utah.
She began modeling at the age of nine after being approached by a local photographer. She signed with the Elite/Petite agency, in New York, at the age of 15. She took time off from modeling and went to Paris and earned a Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris and became fluent in French."
Guess who. Click MK's Facebook link to see.
I dated a woman fluent in four languages. What she told me was that she needed to at least speak a couple of them (french was one) periodically with others to stay sharp. I guess she knew what she was talking about, all I wanted was for her to talk dirty to me in a foreign language.
I could imagine Cantonese is a very difficult language to retain with no one else around speaking it.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:06pm.
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Thanks.
I was 2.5 when my parents immigrated here, but at home and to this day with them it's only Slovak. I'm grateful today because i can go to Prague (Czech is almost identical) understand Polish, some Russian and of course Slovak.
Being brought up in Quebec (for the most part), French was a must, and my parents enrolled me into an English school (we also lived in Toronto when i was in first grade and Switzerland in 3rd). By age 7 I already spoke 3 languages. Had we stayed in Switzerland, I could have spoken German as well. I still wish i spoke Spanish. Never too late to learn though.
Unfortunately, if the language is not practiced, you tend to lose bits and pieces as time goes by. My written English now is horrendous compared to when i was in College writing 5 000-10 000 word essays.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:11pm.
I just thought of a kid I knew who grew up in a house speaking one language with his parents, family, and their friends. His nanny always spoke to him in Spanish, so he knew "agua" before he knew the word in his parents' language or English. Then he'd hear English on TV and in nursery school. It actually retarded him (in the literal sense): he couldn't reconcile the three for a long time. He grew up sort of withdrawn and reticent. (Other kids, of course, do fine bouncing bw languages when they're little.)
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 8:38pm.
Damn. Mila would do so well if she abandoned Hollywood schlock they plan on cashing in on one week-end before it crashes and do foreign films. When is this country going to remake a great epic like "Dr Zhivago" which she'd be perfect for? Like never.
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There's British TV series "Dr.Zhivago" (2002) with Keira Knightley, Sam Neill and Hans Matheson.
And there's fabulous Russian series "Dr.Zhivago" (2006) which follows Boris Pasternak's book in every detail, which is my favorite. Both are on youtube.
Mila's got a gorgeous pair of legs!
Submitted by FunFilled on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:08pm: "...Rusty, I beg to differ about the language - my daughter was adopted 2 years ago from China - she can no longer speak or understand Cantonese. She's now 10."
Yeah, wait till she's a teen and you ground her. She'll remember her Cantonese.
That was great. Knowing more than one language has a way of increasing sex appeal to me...
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:06pm: "Props to anyone who's fluent in two or more languages. The language you hear as a kid never goes away, even if you don't use it later."
So true. I can still speak Ubby Dubby that I learned from "Zoom."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5qVghVicyc
Mila you sexy whore!!!
Now this bitch LOOKS like a princess. Yea it's unlikely she has done any hand-on charity work, but I think she at least feels some obligation to make a contribution to society. Plus, I was talking about LOOKS.
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Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
He is so yuck. That voice, ugh.
Rusty, I beg to differ about the language - my daughter was adopted 2 years ago from China - she can no longer speak or understand Cantonese. She's now 10.
Props to anyone who's fluent in two or more languages. The language you hear as a kid never goes away, even if you don't use it later.
Still not seein' this dumb movie.
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I think back to the blind item about the desperate actor who wanted so badly to be a movie star that he had the film crews laughing behind his back and most of his filmed stuff on the cutting room floor. You guessed Justin - were you ever proven right? Who else.
Mila just wanted to show off the fact that she speaks Russian.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 8:53pm.
Hey Mila! If you end up going to that dull-ass marine ball in Greenville, NC, ring me after you're done and I'll show you the area. That's my neck of the woods.
Call me!*
*hey, it worked for that doofus
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You should let your hair grow out for the occasion. (And you'll get all gussied up, only to find that Mila had to cancel, but no worry, Joan van Ark decided to get all Linda Hamilton and save the day for you.)
Poor old Justin, doomed to be forever surrounded by people who are smarter than he is.
Perhaps he should try reconnecting with Britney.
Hey Mila! If you end up going to that dull-ass marine ball in Greenville, NC, ring me after you're done and I'll show you the area. That's my neck of the woods.
Call me!*
*hey, it worked for that doofus
and Mila got hot!!
She is awesome. I like her a lot. And she's gorgeous.
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I've loved Mila ever since that awful 70's show where she owned everyone on it, especially the vacuous, wooden red-haired chick who couldn't deliver a believable line to save her fucking life.
MK's strikingly beautiful, possesses actual talent, and is obviously a stand-up broad. Good for her.
BONUS: She shares initials with my hero, the fabulously fabulous MK!!!!!
I actually found that rather hot.
Mila is one hot bitch.
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I understood most of it (Slavic language relation). Nice of her that she stood up for him, she was in her element. Slavs tend to be very direct.
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Damn. Mila would do so well if she abandoned Hollywood schlock they plan on cashing in on one week-end before it crashes and do foreign films. When is this country going to remake a great epic like "Dr Zhivago" which she'd be perfect for? Like never.
Mila is on my "pass" card and also on my husband's "pass" card........ I get her first teeheeheee
Obviously she's racist.
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I like her.
I actually liked The Book of Eli too.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
I was impressed by her role in The Book of Eli, now I'm liking her more and more. Wish she had some wider hips though. Oh well.
Mila seems so cool , shes great
He is such a pussy and super ugly to boot.