One Big Happy(?) Family
Brooke Mueller took a break from trying to de-crackhead herself in rehab and stopped by Charlie Sheen's mansion on Sunday to stick her nostrils in his carpets hoping that she'll snort up something good. No, in an effort try to get clean Brooke played happy family with the dehydrated warlock and their twins. Brooke and Charlie are usually brawling like two toothless whores fighting over the last bit of crack dust on a broken light in a Super 8, but they put the hate on pause for the sake of their blond tiger cubs. Charlie gave this precious picture to TMZ and said "harmony is our goal. Sunday was a wonderful start." When Brooke graduates from rehab, Charlie plans to move her into a house near his mansion to parent their kids together.
Yes, Charlie and Brooke both have the same looks on their faces as a couple of methed-up crazies who stumble up to you in the parking lot of a Walmart to make a "fair trade" by giving you their toddlers in exchange for what's in your wallet and that bottle of ANTIFREEZE in your trunk, but they're trying.
And yes, I only typed the word "ANTIFREEZE" in all Kanyes to distract Charlie and Brooke with all of the freebasing possibilities while their toddlers sneakily crawl to a safe place where they can be raised by that half-eaten Twizzler.
IDK why but I always thought Brooke was sort of pretty. That was, until I saw Paris Hilton's show...oh my Lord, Brooke's VOICE!!! That sound coming out of her mouth is bizarre...I'm now convinced that is what pushed CS over the edge...hearing that frequency all the time scrambled his brain!
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Poor kids. I hope they grow up to lead somewhat normal lives...the deck is stacked against them, that's for sure.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Lmao, wow
I don't think the boys recognize them.
Beside the point; but, for twins one looks easily a year older than the other.
Maybe they're just fed on alternative weeks, and it's the larger twin's turn for regular meals. :/
when kids look scared and don't smile that speaks volumes...poor kids..all of them except possibly the girls cause as much of a bitch Denise is I think she is a good mother.
The PR machine to sell his new show is in full swing, I see.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
the family that skis together...
"Boy, the next words that come out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."
Those bebehs have Caylee Marie Anthony face. :^(
fuck deficient and loving it.
What a reassuring picture! I, for one, am fully convinced now that these kids are in the best possible hands. Uhm... NOT!
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
Submitted by lostinthestars on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 10:17am.
Did Michael K sell dlisted????
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Yes, around the same time you sold your brain on ebay.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
They match.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Those poor boys are gonna have issues to say the least.
Denise Richards is Carol Brady compared to this coke whore and Carlos looks like he's aged fifteen years in two--he's just about completely lost his formerly good looks. Hard living will do that, I guess.
Man, talk about ruining a good thing. All Carlos had to do was show up, say his lines, go home, and count the cash--and he fucked it all up. What a fucking LOSER.
Those kids don't look happy. Why is no one in their families protecting those kids?
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Those poor kids are totally frightened: "Who ARE these scary people?" And they're being appeased with candy!
I think the intention here was to show how "happy" and "normal" Charlie and Brooke are now, but the only thing it has done is make clear how screwed up they both still are. They both look like they're barely holding it together.
Those poor kids. Do them a favor and send them to their grandparents (and by that I mean the Sheens).
the fact that these two procreated is just, plain scary. poor little kids...
Wonder how much crack they can get for the twins.
1. He looks fucked up
2. She looks cracked up
3. Those babies don't know who he is and can barely remember the scary lady's name is "mommy"
4. It was a good idea to give the kids candy to stop them screaming at the monsters holding them
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Did Michael K sell dlisted????
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:08am.
Those poor bebes are screaming "help meee" with their eyes. And they are both screaming "more! crack!" with theirs. Hate them.
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I actually teared up at this thought, damn it!
Those poor little boys....
Money talks and poor bullshit walks.
Had they been poor white trash or ghetto black..KIDS WOULD HAVE BEEN UP FOR ADOPTION.
My nephew was removed from his psycho mom and my bro who is bipolar. Psycho mom probably does just the same parenting as Brooke with feeding her kids crap. YET, she keeps her kids.
SUCKS TO BE POOR!!
FILTHY RICH...WINNING!!
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poor kids!
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Charlie looks like he's hungover as FUCK!
Those lods look scared and trying to run away. Thank the monies that be for nannies.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:00am.
Fucking assholes
All is not lost, they are getting tax cuts.
I agree fucking assholes.
Michael K, we have the same brain. *LOL*
I was looking at the picture and all I could think of was the crazy eyes that both Charlie and Brook have and those kids look like they are begging for some one to rescue them. *LOL*
I know a lot of people put shit on Charlie, but Brooke is a crazy ass bitch herself.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:47am.
Charlie used that kid's Twizzler to snort coke after this picture was taken.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I Get Along Without You Very Well
If she's in the middle of rehab, shouldn't she be writhing around on the floor, vomiting and clutching her stomach in agony?
Maybe I watched too many movies.
Promo still from PBS's "An American Family: End Times Edition"
Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:44am.
LOOK AT US WE ARE A WHOLESOME AND LOVING FAMILY WE HAVE DARLING CHILDREN AND TAKE SMILEY FAMILY PHOTOS TOGETHER WE HAVE MILK AND VEGETABLES WITH EVERY MEAL WE ONLY WATCH G RATED MOVIES AND WE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR AND BRUSH OUR TEETH THREE TIMES A DAY WE ALSO TAKE VITAMINS EVERY MORNING JUST WITH A BIT OF CRACK MIXED IN
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WELL I MEAN MY GOODNESS MY DEAR!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
For their kid's sake, I hope they can make this work and be sober. Their kids have already been through enough.
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
Those boys look more shell-shocked than Britney's. They already look like they have PTSD.
Fucking assholes.
Charlie used that kid's Twizzler to snort coke after this picture was taken.
Someone please adopt those children.
Eh, those poor kids.
I shamefacedly admit that I find Charlie Sheen kinda hilarious. I know it's wrong and I'm sorry.
But shit like the police finding his burned out car at the bottom of a cliff...TWICE...just doesn't happen to anybody else.
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"Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick." - Sociologist Michael K
LOOK AT US WE ARE A WHOLESOME AND LOVING FAMILY WE HAVE DARLING CHILDREN AND TAKE SMILEY FAMILY PHOTOS TOGETHER WE HAVE MILK AND VEGETABLES WITH EVERY MEAL WE ONLY WATCH G RATED MOVIES AND WE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR AND BRUSH OUR TEETH THREE TIMES A DAY WE ALSO TAKE VITAMINS EVERY MORNING JUST WITH A BIT OF CRACK MIXED IN
There's something seriously wrong with Brooke Mueller, just look at her eyes...
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Lol @ M.E. who doesn't love Shark Week?!
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
I feel so bad for those babies. They look scared and unsure. These fuckers have no business being parents.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
You know what. I'm convinced that if either of these two were tossed into shark infested waters, the sharks wouldn't even bite, they'd swarm off in fear of all the toxins.
(yes, I've been watching Shark Week)
her legs are bigger than his, look at those chicken legs~~~
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Luk @ da crackie couple..Awwwww Bless em. Crack and porn for all the family! YAY
Brooke, get that kid your holding a Big Mac and fries,he looks like he could use it. I'd say a happy meal, but they had to fuck it all up by putting milk and chemical frosted apple slices in to hold their appearance. Let a kid be a kid once in a while, he can't survive on Starburst and Twizzlers.
Celebrities can quite literally get away with murder in LA. If these two crackheads lived in any other city in the US, it would be "bye bye trailer park, hello foster home" for the twins.
also, she has creepy eyes
Submitted by peachy on Tue, 08/02/2011 - 9:08am.
WHEN IT'S COLD (when it's cold)
OUTSIDE (outside)
AM I HERE (am I here)
IN VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
HOLD ON! TO THE NIGHT! THERE WILL BE NO SHAAAAAAAAAME
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ok
that was really beautiful
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
More like One Big Cracky Family
She is the biggest dumb cunt ever! If she isn't fighting her crack addition, she is fighting her addiction to an ass crack, Sheen. She is a pathetic and deserves to have those innocent boys yanked from her cracked out grasp.
I don't get these fucking Sheen women who expose their children to his insanity and refuse to call a spade a spade.
They are all crazy and need to be put down! (the adults, not the kids).
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
i think i see crack residue around carlos's and brooke's noses...WINNING...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
SHE IS NO GODDESS SNOWY DON'T BE IRRATIONAL!
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If you’ve got issues, psychological issues, if you’re on any kind of medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested. ~ Dimitri the Lover