Wednesday, August 3rd 2011
Birthday Sluts
Martha Stewart (70)
Mamie Gummer (28)
Evangeline Lilly (32)
Tom Brady (34)
Michael Ealy (38)
Spinderella (40)
Isaiah Washington (48)
Lisa Ann Walter (50)
John C. McGinley (52)
Jay North (60)
John Landis (61)
Martin Sheen (71)
Tony Bennett (85)
Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 1:59am.
We are confused about Martha Stewart.
We understood that Martha was of the Lesbyterian persuasia.
In the Lesbyterian world the older, fatter and uglier you are the more you are in demand and considered hot.
So why then does Martha go to such extreme efforts (plastic surgery) to look young and cute and nelly?
LMFAO! You 'two' are ALWAYS confused, but, that post was fucking hilarious.
Yeah, I always sensed a little 'switch hitter' vibe in Martha too (and *I* would know). ;p
We are confused about Martha Stewart.
We understood that Martha was of the Lesbyterian persuasia.
In the Lesbyterian world the older, fatter and uglier you are the more you are in demand and considered hot.
So why then does Martha go to such extreme efforts (plastic surgery) to look young and cute and nelly?
happy b-day, Paquita!!
... and John C. McGinley!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
TEAM Martha!
Love the birch face on the black dog. Even her dogs are punks!
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
Happy Birthday to Paquita and Rdeadline!!
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that she wear a tail."
-Fran Lebowitz
Happy B day paquita!
Happy Happy joy joy of a bday for Paquita!!! Felicidades!!! *spanks*
Coma Caca!
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Martha is fucking 70?!?!
and Spinderella is only 40?!?!
that's what Hollywood does to you. It makes young bitches look old, and old bitches look young! Not right!
Submitted by Rdeadline on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 10:45am.
Thanks ya'll for the bday wishes!!! I am having a great time, until 1 min ago when work started to fuck with me, and not in a sexy way.
Congratulations to you Rdeadline!!! We share a bday!! I have other 3 friends with the same bday..
So far I had a great breakfast, had cake at the office, drinking my coffe and now a diet dr pepper. hahaha delicious!
And I am a little hungover from last night! :)
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
Yeah for Aug 3 it's my b-day too! We're late bloomers with great hair.
She's 70???? Wow. She looks amazing.
HB to my man Tom B.
HB Martin Sheen!! Now go get your grandbabies. And HB to Spinderella, oh how I loved S&P back in the day. *shoops*
happy birthday Martin Sheen! I saw him on a college campus in Ireland gettin his smoke on. Apparently he was getting his degree over there in Galway.
HB to John McGinley too, you funny slut. He's hilarious on Scrubs, plus he does a lot of great things for children with developmental disabilities. an all around class act!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
happy birthday to paquita..and happy birthday to all the sluts on this list...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
70?! Someone should go looking for Martha's secret aging portrait in the attic....
the black doggie is giving fabulous bitch face...no small accomplishment when posing next to Martha Stewart.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated" - Father Andrés
Happy Taquitas, Paquita!
*chanting as always*
Martha is 70? Wow. I don't like her much, but she looks great.
Happy Birthday Martha (your pups look pissed).
Have a great B-Day Paquita!
Happy Barfday Tony Bennett. I'll raise a glass of scotch in your honor.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Happy Birthday, Paquita!
And I agree, Brandi, Mamie Gummer is an ugly name. If anyone could use a creative stage name, it's her.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
HB to Martha, had no idea bitch was this old.
And HB to Paquita!! 28, to be that young again...
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Happy birthday to John C. McGinley.
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It's not that serious.
HAPPY BDAY PAQUITA!
*Throws confetti*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Happy birthday, John C. McGinley....
And a very happy birthday to Paquita!!! :)
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If you’ve got issues, psychological issues, if you’re on any kind of medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested. ~ Dimitri the Lover
70!! I would have guessed 60. Way to keep it young Martha!
And Mamie Gummer has to be the ugliest name ever.
Today is my birthday!!!
so..
Paquita (28)
Happy bday to all the list and then some more.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
Had no idea Martha was that old. Happy bday!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Happy Birthday Martha Stewart. You are just as much of a bitch in person as you are on TV and I love it.
The look on the black dogs face is priceless.
HB Martha Stewart. Every gay wants one of her in their home.
"I was shocked to stay at a friend's home and see a coffee maker in their guest bedroom. You want coffee at my house you put on a robe and hike to the kitchen to brew it! I don't care what you look like."
Martha really looks fantastic! Eating good food and plenty of it is good for you and makes your skin nice!
Happy B-Day to Capt. Willard!! Never get off the goddamn boat!!
Happy B-Day to John C. McGinley!! Berenger and Defoe got the Oscar noms for 'Platoon' but you were the one who deserved it.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Submitted by catwoman on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 6:06am.
I fucking hate people who put clothing on their animals. Unless it's a little hairless one that's going to freeze to death, it's just demeaning. And I haven't even had my coffee yet!
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Lol!! I hear ya. Love the dog on the right, he's all "Like WTF, I don't need this shit..."
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Martha's older than I thought. Anyway, HB to the old cunt!
*sends Martha a hand-knitted dildo cosy for her birthday*
I fucking hate people who put clothing on their animals. Unless it's a little hairless one that's going to freeze to death, it's just demeaning. And I haven't even had my coffee yet!
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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.