Open Post: Hosted By Pete Burns
One of the mysteries of the world has just been solved. Megan Fox, OctoMom, Chloe Lattanzi, Daisy de la Hoya, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Cher and St. Angie Jolie are all filling their faces with the chemicals in freon to try to replicate the 8th world wonder most of us call Pete Burns' face. Those bitches can stuff their cheeks with toddler knees and stitch a baboon's butt over their lips the same way Pete has, but they will never ever be even a morsel of the beauty pie his face serves up on a daily basis. Pete's beauty is just like an orchid. It gets more beautiful with time. And sometimes its petals fall off and need to be glued back on.
Here's Pete out shopping in London today with his husband Michael Simpson. If all Royal Canadian Mounted Police looked the way Pete does, there would be zero crime in Canada. Criminals would be too busy gazing into the endless abyss of gorgeousness on Pete's face while trying to figure out where his nostrils end and his cheeks begin.
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I still got it!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:53am.
heeeheeehee!!.... NAILED IT!.... you're a peach, M.E.!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE ♥
Morning!!!!!!!
I got a song for you
http://youtu.be/ICnlyNUt_0o
*wipes blurry eyes to somewhat clarity*... this is the latest OP, right?... i've got nothing on todays posts, so... yeah...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G25UfrhEArA
off to make a myth... try not to kill each other today, o.k.?
catch ya all in the night time!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
what fresh hell is this?
Submitted by Hoof Arted on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:01pm.
There a bunch of techno/dance remixes. That song will live on forevvah. haha
How old are you? You sound young to have an 80's mom. lol
Sorry for the late reply...stupid computer problems knocked me offline last night.
I'm 37, and Mom is 62. She humored us back in the '80s by listening to all the trendy music with us; happily, we discovered the Beatles, the Beach Boys, Eric Clapton/Cream, etc. in return.
oh fuck, i thought it was cher before i read the headline
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my dirty mind at http://bitchspray.tumblr.com (nsfw)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:23am.
I've been sporting a fringe for years, but I thought I should start sweeping it to one side (an age related decision). I tried to explain this to my (usually) excellent hairdresser, but something seems to have been lost in translation and it justs looks peculiar.
Fortunately it's still long enough for me to play around with.
It's annoying, but it's only hair and it will grow back - I've looked a whole lot worse.
*shudders at memory of bad perm that took 3 years to completely grow out*
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I just had a short pin up girl fringe cut- I thought it would make me look like Bettie Page whom I obviously love...but it actually looks more like Spock from Star Trek. Cannot WAIT for this one to grow out.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 7:39pm.
i missed it the first time around!(yes, i read threads all over again... blame a touch of OCD!)
XOXO(capitalized, because you're special, cappy!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxM841f08VA
now... back to the beginning of "The Outer Limits"... what?!... it's the only thing on at this time of night/morning!!
*throws strawberry starbursts around thread*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
thank you Becky!*sends Becky a bottle of ouzo*
@from athens
I think you express yourself very clearly and concisely, and your comprehension skills are obviously excellent. :)
mickey i hear you,i didn't know that,i thought Holland was still paradise.Greece is not a free country anymore,banks and the IMF own us.Privatizing profits,socializing losses is the game here.People protest because the plan is for us to become China type slaves.
becky yes,everybody learns English,i don't think i am that fluent but dlisted is educating me every day!
Submitted by from athens on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:41am.
If it's any consolation: I'm not so proud of my country anymore too. Before, we had true freedom. Now, you have to be careful of your every word. And what saddens me the most, is that the weak and vulnerable in our society are no longer being taken care of properly. Older people in nursing homes - who have worked hard all their lives - get to take a shower once a week, if they're lucky. If they want a cup of soup or use some toilet paper, they have to pay for it. I feel embarrassed just thinking about it.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
@from athens
Is it common to have such strong English language skills in Greece?
Is English the preferred second language?
mickey i know,music is a gift from gods,english is not my first language i was born here.Being Greek nowadays is a mix of pride for the ancestors,but also shame for what we have become.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:31am.
*smooches silly bovine right on the pucker*.... *straightens her sunglasses*...
sshhh!... one more, just one more...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llipnOqlKUg
o.k., i'm really gone now!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Bye ESE! Read ya later.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
well, there's synapses to stall, and late night B-rate movies to be watched, folks... gotta go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrRVaYF-O4U
catch ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by from athens on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:50pm.
This one sent shivers down my spine, but in a good way. I'm putting it on my wishlist for my final send-off. (Not because I'm some sort of control freak - they may microwave me, for all I care - I just don't want any speeching).
BTW, from athens, may I inquire as to how a native English speaking person - or so I assume - ended up in one of the greatest cities of Western civilization?
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
I've been sporting a fringe for years, but I thought I should start sweeping it to one side (an age related decision). I tried to explain this to my (usually) excellent hairdresser, but something seems to have been lost in translation and it justs looks peculiar.
Fortunately it's still long enough for me to play around with.
It's annoying, but it's only hair and it will grow back - I've looked a whole lot worse.
*shudders at memory of bad perm that took 3 years to completely grow out*
thank you ese!i love the movie and the song too
some hairdressers are evil i swear,becky it will grow back though,speaking of hair,ever since i started taking a health supplement called ippofaes,my hair got all strong,healthy and shit
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:58pm.
And here's me thinking that bangs are the way to go for us mature girls. I contemplated cutting me some side swept bangs only this week, because my forehead is starting to look like a Sharpei's. Finding someone who can do it properly, is something else entirely. Been there, seen that, have had that happen to me. That's why I have my own pair of hairdressing scissors. I hope that you find your dream haircut soon, because the importance of good hair is underestimated by many (including hairdressers, or so it seems).
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
*retroactive smooch to urmomma*.... sorry, i got held up!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by from athens on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:50pm.
*sigh*... so beautiful... love the movie, love the music.
... great pick, athens.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I visited the hairdressers yesterday and she screwed up my fringe (bangs). I want to hack into it with a pair of scissors but I'm worried I'll end up looking like Hayley Mills in Pollyanna.
Not an attractive look for middle aged woman.
*awaits the Dlisted "no bangs if you're over 35" death squad*
hello mickey and becky!pete burns is messing with day's most important meal
sweet dreams to csg,bjork you and everybody else,i think a lullaby is appropriate
http://youtu.be/19bBGxf5k6k
Hello from athens!
Submitted by from athens on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:42pm.
I wish I were as strong as you. I looked at his picture, cringed and then ate breakfast anyway.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
i was ready to make breakfast but i think i'll pass now
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:25pm.
Hi Becky! I hope that you're still here. Now that everyone has gone off to bed I kinda feel like Macaulay Culkin's character in Home Alone. Waiting anxiously for the bad guys to show up.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
@Mickey Holland
Hahaha!! The graveyard shift goes telepathic!!
Night CSG, sweet dreams!!
@CSG
Sweet dreams!
"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
*waves goodnight to Bjork, urmomma, Hoof, MrrKat, Mickey, Becky, Athens and Lemonene - 'night all - why can't there be a 'dlisted time zone' - that way we can all be together at the same time? C'mon, MK, see what you can do about making that happen!
'Night all.
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What's as equally as funny to me is a hillbilly Santa Claus jumping up from his motorized sleigh to whoop a trick with pepaw fists of fury! It's a win/win. MK 7/21/11
Can you use golfballs for cheek implants?
Submitted by Hoof Arted on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:17pm
Doesn't it feel like "Dear Miss Abby" here sometimes? Or, "Dear Diary"? <--guilty as charged.
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LOLZ - totally agree on Dear Abby and Dear Diary. Thank God MK offers the OP - if I couldn't come here and bitch about everything that annoys me day after day, I'd be in a holding cell at Cook County jail looking at 30 to life.
And don't underestimate the forgiving power of dlisters - aside from a few who will throw a stupid comment made in the middle of the night (or in my case, the middle of a box of cheap wine)back at you, most are cool and realize they're living in a glass house, so whatever. And for those who don't, don't waste your time. Like shitty in-laws, you'll never be in the right, so it's not worth your time and energy (I learned that from hard experienc).
Sleep well everyone, I should probably haul my tired carcass off to bed too.
Catch you later!
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What's as equally as funny to me is a hillbilly Santa Claus jumping up from his motorized sleigh to whoop a trick with pepaw fists of fury! It's a win/win. MK 7/21/11
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:22pm.
Been circling for a couple of hours, Bjork; just haven't come in for a landing yet. ;)
If he were my child, I'd cry me a river the length of the Mississippi. Why do this to yourself?
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
Good, good!
Okay, off to bed. I bet Evil Digby will wake up at 7:30am, little turd that I love to death. Have a good night, CSG! (So nice, felt like the old days; I love the dlisted night crew; where were athens, Mickey, and becky tonight?)
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:10pm.
Bjorkie - thanks for the links, I've bookmarked them and will email them to the group tomorrow to look at. I was hooked after the first paragraph - this is the kind of reading I'm looking for.
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What's as equally as funny to me is a hillbilly Santa Claus jumping up from his motorized sleigh to whoop a trick with pepaw fists of fury! It's a win/win. MK 7/21/11
catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 11:03pm.
Hoofy - awesome, I thought that was you. MK's the bomb, isn't he?
I fell in love with him after my very first email reply from him and he called me 'hobag' with xoxo at the end. He once joked that we could be Lesbionic together in another email (wayyyy back in 2007). He just has the bestes sense of humor and the sweetest heart to match. I can't believe I didn't make an alt named 'hobag'? lmfao! Wait...maybe I did once? *sheepish blush*
Enough about me and my immature antics that are done and done. I hope YOU are doing well CSG! Doesn't it feel like "Dear Miss Abby" here sometimes? Or, "Dear Diary"? <--guilty as charged.
I'm signing off and thanking everyone for their willingness to forgive and let someone start over.
Love you, Michael K.
Goodnight all...
zzzzzzzzzzz
*pauses to give CSG a good time before bed*...and you are welcome!
*falls asleep before bad review*
I heart y'all!
'night urmomma - talk to ya soon.
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What's as equally as funny to me is a hillbilly Santa Claus jumping up from his motorized sleigh to whoop a trick with pepaw fists of fury! It's a win/win. MK 7/21/11
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:52pm: "...I loved 'Let the Right One In.'"
I loved that book, too, moving, suspenseful, and downright fucking scary (okay, that basement scene near the end? And when pedo Igor comes back from the dead?)
Your book club sounds great. Really, Joyce Carol Oates is great.
A sample:
http://studentoffortune.com/question/434105/Need-Essay-and-question-answ...
The inspiration for her story:
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/predators/schmid/oates...
But it's also about that sad distance between mother and daughter. Oates nails the difficulty and false sense of liberation of coming of age.
Oh, another good one: "Towelhead" by Alicia Erian. The movie is good, too, but read the book.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 10:23pm.
I am on a roll now with these Crossroads videos of Dolly and Melissa. Listen to Dolly nailing the opening. Oh, her voice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4VWCkNuNdc&NR=1
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"I think I got mah winders mixed up..." OLOL!
She is doll. I clapped my hands at the "twirler" reference! Sequins are shiny and I am a girl, so, I love 'em!
and
No, baby, I am not on the forum. I have ovaries the size of snow tires, but do not venture there. ;)
I am gonna go to bed and wish each of your sweet asses sweet dreams!