Afternoon Crumbs
Nicki Minaj's fake pan dulce titty comes out to play on Good Morning America and permanently scars the innocent youth of America (who probably didn't even see it, because they were too busy snorting morning heroin off of each other's nipples) - The Superficial
Something tells me that diva cunt queen Justin Timberlake has been swallowing a lot of scorned server saliva lately - Lainey Gossip
Don't ask, don't tell, don't stop believing - Towleroad
The Photoshop Awards: Rose McGowan in a swimsuit - Hollywood Tuna
Anne Hathaway's stunt double makes a better Catwoman than her ass does - Popsugar
Stick a bar of soap in The Lesbeaver's mouth. Not because he's cursing through his t-shirt, but so he can't yodel anymore - Celebitchy
John Mayer still exists - Hollywood Rag
The Oscars just don't give a fuck anymore - Videogum
Kris Jenner looks like shit - ICYDK
Never mind Aubrey O'Day's permanent duck sucking face, is ho Photoshopping her Twatter pics now? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Score one for the gay gold digger's! Michael Kors is marrying his intern - OMG Blog
And the shark is still the least plastic thing in this shot - Cityrag
"The feeling is mutual, bitch" - England to St. Angie - I'm Not Obsessed
Jimmy McMillan's rent is too damn low - The Daily What
PedoBear's French cousin Le PedoPortent is an editor at Vogue, I guess - The Berry
Mandy Moore is looking very Ashley Green-ish. The Katie Holmes ho in back of her knows what I'm talking about - Popoholic
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That's Nicki Minaj? I thought that ho was Charo.
Re Vogue, where do you even find 5" strappy heels for a ten-year-old? I saw that, due to all the protests and pervy comments, her mom "had to" take down the kid's FB page. Not sure why she even needed one. The mom can't complain about anything that has happened since the Vogue story: she arranged and approved it.
I knew I didn't like Justin Timberlake for a legitimate reason, and not just for his dick nose. This is the first time I'm getting to read about his nasty attitude - and its no dumb surprise. He looks like a nasty cunt with an attitude, and apparently he is one. I feel justified in having turned away from his skits, movies and music videos.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Justin Timberlake is a whiny little bitch with a nasty case of dicknose. Perhaps his attitude stems from the teauma of being used as a sex toy to nasty old men as his gateway to fame in N*suck. Or maybe he's simply a huge closet case. Either way, he's a nasty little cunt who's stuck up his creepy mama's ass...even though she essentially sold him into the white sex slave industry.
And Anne Hathaway as Catwoman? Bitch PLEASE! She doesn't pass the "better than Sean Young test". She's ok but more wet dog than sexy cat.
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The sound of the BR
"Kris Jenner looks like shit" hahaha Vanessa does look like here in these pictures, poor thing.
Well atleast now we know that she was lying about not having a boob job!
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- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Just Angie and the kids in London while Brad is filming. Except in a lovely rented home in a nice but hip part of town. With at least two nannies, a chef, a driver, tutors, security, and more. With nothing to do except shop, shop with the kids, walk around, read, watch a movie, eat (in or out), and do humanitarian stuffs. *sobbing at the abject cruelty she must endure*
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 8:10pm.
One of those people he goes all diva on should remind him of when he cried like a little bitch on Punk'd.
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I remember that! I was just thinking about it, too, when reading these fucked up stories about him.
JT's been a total dickhole to servers and fans asking for autographs for years. There were stories of him being a total mean asshole to kids asking for autographs when he was in N Sync. One of those people he goes all diva on should remind him of when he cried like a little bitch on Punk'd.
Who the hell is Jasmine Waltz? I thought that was Megan Fox for a minute.
I wanna see what happens to Nicki Minaj when she gets too close to an open flame.
After the polyester wig fuses into Duplo hair, what melts second? The tarantula lashes, the fake patent leather clothes or the Kardasian pancake makeup?
I 'spose the bewbs will be the last to go being more or less protected from the volcanic flow of plastic magma by the rest of the ensemble.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 7:34pm.
Michael Kors and Lance LePere look like they're related -- it's in the eyes.
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Gawd!! They could pass for father and son!
That's some seriously freaky pedo shit.
Michael Kors no longer looks like an orange man!
When I used to like Project Runaway, there were times I wish he'd tone down with the clear attempts at soundbites when criticizing someone, when the fucker should be giving valid critiques, but now, I look back and I don't mind him. He was, at times, a lot of fun. And I do like his clothes/accessories.
Wish him and his significant other all the best.
Has Lesbeaver starting plucking his eyebrows?
They look very *tidy* underneath.
Bet his lipgloss is strawberry flavoured.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 7:34pm.
Michael Kors and Lance LePere look like they're related -- it's in the eyes
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Yes!! That's what I been thinking, the eyes and the nose.
Michael Kors and Lance LePere look like they're related -- it's in the eyes.
JT is just too fucking rude. And his mom apparently doesn't whip his ass for it. I sure as hell would. A child is never too old to be ass-whipped for rudeness.
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Submitted by oceanlover998 on Fri, 08/05/2011 - 4:00pm.
...JT reminds me of this doosh in high school ...star student with absolute diva c*nt attitude who thought he was better than anyone else...ended up waiting tables and abusing drugs most of his adult life...
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Hahaha. This!!!! ^^^^
He reminds me of a girl i went to elementary school with, who was a total c*nt bitch to me, and acted as if her shit didn't stink. Now, guess what? She's working at Mickey D. And there're no words to express how much i looooove to be a bossy bitch to her, like "homegirl, where's my bbq sauce?? Cause i FUCKING. PAID. FOR. IT." :')
Anywhoo, can't Justin Bieber fade into oblivion already?!?
"I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs!"
Who in their bloody right mind wants their 10 year old daughter to be sexualized like this?
I can just hear her parents' rationalization - as they cash her cheques:
"She doesn't understand anything! It's just fun for her! She wants to do it!"
It's the WO mantra.
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Aw! Congrats to Michael Kors and his man, who is very cute, btw. I met MK about a million years at Barneys when tagging along with a really wealthy friend to one of his trunk shows. He was very kind, engaging and hilarious. He took a shine to me for whatever reason and was cracking a bunch of jokes for me. Love. Him.
I realize everyone tastes varying, but to the poster who was calling him talentless, I have to disagree. He was the head designer for Celine (most people probably know the line for outfitting Rene Russo in 'the Thomas Crown Affair') in the late 1990s through the early 2000s and pretty much revived the line. Think what you want about him, but he does have legit design chops.
"I thought that 10 year old on the French Vogue cover was Milla Jovovich. I guess that's what they were going for?"
Yeah, she was what, 12? when she first broke into modeling?
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
I thought that 10 year old on the French Vogue cover was Milla Jovovich. I guess that's what they were going for?
Rose McGowan used to be gorgeous but she's fucked up her looks with plastic surgery to the point of no return.
Angie and Brad have clearly given up on giving their kids any semblance of a normal life. If you're going to dress them up in commando outfits and parade them around so as not to miss a photo op, the *least* they could do is stay in one friggin country.
I don't think I've ever heard a Nicki Minaj song either, but then again I stopped listening to the radio a long time ago.
and finally, Justin Timberlake is an insufferable asshole, but everyone knew that already.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
PedoBear's French cousin Le PedoPortent is an editor at Vogue, I guess - The Berry
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Well, THAT left a bad taste in my mouth.
Jeez Louise can you stop whoring out our daughters please? Kthxbye!
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10 year olds with make-up on magazine covers. This world needs to burn.
Pitt could play Mr Kimble if they remake Green Acres.
I never miss nip slips - this is so upsetting I missed this one because of an eye appointment :(
Re the Justin Timberlake article - is this a hint for waiters/waitresses, flight attendants, room attendants in hotels, etc. that they should saliva-season JT's food when he's flying/eating/staying with them?
I think it's a great idea! Along with wee-weeing in his coffee.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Not sure what to think about Timberlake - I live about five miles from where he grew up - most people that knew him them or his family really could care less. What kills me is that he thinks he can act; but then, he thinks he can sing to. What really makes me want to throw up in my mouth is the Michael Kors story - not that he doesn't deserve to be happy. So, I guess you "can" be untalented and happy.
I can understand not wanting to mindlessly chit chat, but I can't understand being a total dick about it. You can still be polite and not engage in a huge conversation.
You mean Nicki's a singer? I thought she was a clown.
I can't stand Justin Timberlake. A major jerk!
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Nicki looks like the old lady in "Something about Mary".
In this very moment I'm king
Love this lady
...JT reminds me of this doosh in high school ...star student with absolute diva c*nt attitude who thought he was better than anyone else...ended up waiting tables and abusing drugs most of his adult life...
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...'I've checked him out on the Google, and there's absolutely no record of him ever having a mother'...
Here's an uncensored view of da nip:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/08/05/nicki-minaj-suffers-a-war...
I hope Justin got plenty of "special sauce" on his burger for being a rude douche.
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why is there a mini Rupaul on her nipple?
Respect to Rupaul ofcourse lol
Coma Caca!
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I don't think I've ever heard a Nicki Minaj song.
Ever since that "David Duke dick" comment, John Mayer has really kept a low profile. Let's hope it stays that way.
Justin Timberlake can fuck off. He's nothing more than white trash that got really lucky. I hope that waitress pissed in his champagne.
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Douchechill!
I didn't see any nipple. Just a red star.
As if I needed another reason to love Nicky Minaj!
Rolo nipples...
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Love Nicki, have Pink in my Cd case. She didn't mean it!