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Erik Weihenmayer from Team No Limits on the reality show Expedition Impossible
If you're looking at the words "Expedition Impossible" and all you see is "Expedition Que?," you're not alone. Whenever I bring up this show to somebody, they always look at me like I'm asking them to set me up or some shit, which is an expedition into the impossible in itself.
Expedition Impossible is like the Amazing Race meets Ishtar meets Indiana Jones meets the camel scene in the last season of Real Horseflies of NYC. Basically, teams of three have to journey through all parts of Morocco while stopping to do a task or complete some kind of puzzle. Most of the teams are about as bland as a drop of uncooked couscous sitting on a ceramic tile counter, but not Erik from Team No Limits (I can't with that team name either). Erik is a motivational speaker and a self-described blind adventurer who is the only blind person in the history of the world to climb to the top of Mount Everest.
I can't even brush my teeth without my contacts in, but Erik has blindly ridden camels, kayaked down a river and climbed up cliffs with his team. In one of the earlier episodes, a bitchy camel (or maybe it was a bitchy donkey) knocked Erik off of its back and he hit the ground hard. If that was me, I would've said "fuck this shit" so fast that all you would've heard was "ffff" and "tttt." But Erik got back on and finished the task. Erik has almost drowned in the river and nearly got impaled by a rock when he zip-lined into it, and he didn't moan about it while some of the other teams have panic attacks when a camel throws them a shank eye. Erik has shown me that if he can do it, I definitely can't do it, because he might be a superhuman.
Here's hoping that Erik and his teammates (fuck those hipster Gypsies) take it all!
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Love this guy...and I don't even watch the show.
I love this show for this team! A true inspiration.
And to see last week, they still came in 2nd, with a blind dude and another guy with a broken leg.
HELLO!
I love Erik and I love you, Michael K, so I'm glad that you picked the right one to stand behind. He really is an amazing guy if you think about the fact that everything he's doing is 1,000 times harder to do without being able to see. Everest is no joke, either. Have you seen that reality show? Terrifying.
I also dislike those smug gypsies. Who's bankrolling their "fancy free" lifestyle? Their capitalist parents? And I miss those cholitas from the Bronx who got cut after the first episode. You know the largest outdoor space they'd seen before this show was the parking lot of the Ikea in Elisabeth, New Jersey.
What's going on under Erik's shirt?
Love MK Love Dlisted and can usually understand it but does anyone know what this means?:
Whenever I bring up this show to somebody, they always look at me like I'm asking them to set me up or some shit, which is an expedition into the impossible in itself.
Also I was on GOOPHATE website that linked from Dlisted and they mentioned pussy payments and how she had used hers up or something like that. Can anyone tell me what that means. Looked it up on Urban Dictionary to no avail please help my fellow Dlisted friends! (Hot sluts unite/MK4eva!)
Thanks! -Sarah
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
EEk! sorry double post!:( :-) PS While I'm here are there any Dlisted fans in Newport Beach? I'm visiting for the next week. Anyone want to hang out?
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
My husband is addicted to this show and I was side-eyeing him about it until now. The MK stamp of approval changes everything.
Can't stand the bitch from Fab 3. She's always like "I don't want to complain...." and then complains the whole damn time under the guise of being competitive. Bitch, we're all competitive. You're stuck with your brother for the rest of your life and if you think he won't hold a grudge you are dead wrong.
Sarah Smile
I have a total crush on John from the Gypsies. I like the show and the guys. The gay team (Fab3) are too intense and bickering compared to the laid back Gypsies who sometimes take a small break to enjoy their surroundings (which is easy when you are most of the times in first place).
Eric's the most likeable disabled person on Reality TV since Charla from The Amazing Race.
I am addicted to this show, This guy Erik, is awesome, swimming, kayaking, running, climbing, the show is extreme and Erik is total inspiration, even his teammate w/the busted ankle he continues on, unbelievable. It shows you what some people are really made of go team No Limits!!
These guys are awesome!!!! Jeff makes me cry every episode because he's so sweet and the other guy has a purple heart. They are phenomenal!
I love this guy! I want either them or the gypsy team to win.
Submitted by Few Words on Sat, 08/06/2011 - 9:19am.
WTF
1st a deaf bimbo & now a blind ahole jackson browne wannabe
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Actually the deaf bimbo was the owner of the hot slut of yesterday. But what bothered me about that one was WHY does a deaf person need a seeing EYE dog? Do Canadian-American Christians not understand the difference between deaf and blind? And these people OWN the Republican party which owns Obama. We are truly fuckt.
At least this man is doing something against incredible odds and no little danger, instead of just being a famewhore like the Kardashians, or those idiotic Bachelor/Bachelorette fucktards who are promoted as "finding true love" and then spectacularly break up on the cover of People magazine ("I'm devastated!!"), because not one of those reality TV relationships has worked except Krista something and that baby-faced dude.
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I saw this guy on the Today show a couple of years ago (he was great) with Ann Curry. The first thing she said was: "So great to seeeee you." Followed by awkward silence and his assistant giving side-eye.
"I can't even brush my teeth without my contacts in" - Oh, Hell to the yeah! Or walk to the bathroom in the dark, or not step on a cat, or go down the stairs.....
"If that was me, I would've said "fuck this shit" so fast that all you would've heard was "ffff" and "tttt." - Iced tea through the nose!!!! Hysterical!!!
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WTF
1st a deaf bimbo & now a blind ahole jackson browne wannabe
damn izit disable tard week around here
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Erik was a counselor at the summer camp I went to, he was so kind. He lost his eyesight from a degenerative eye disorder.
Michael K could be making this whole thing up and I would have no clue.
Never even heard of this show.
This is one of those harmless shows you can actually watch with your kids, therefore I have. Definitely impressed with Erik and a fellow Gypsy-loather...
I guess if you can't see the heights, you're less likely to be scared of them. I wish there was video of this guy zip-lining into that rock.
I hated wearing contacts. Towards the end, I'd only wear them for work and then come home and wear my hugeass 1980s glasses.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 08/06/2011 - 8:40am.
It's very possible that I will fuck the middle gypsy.
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Will or would? Needless to say, don't write a check with your keyboard that your no-no can't cash. And show us the receipts (and I don't mean pics of your gaping no-no after the fact) or you will be reported. I'll settle for the other gypsie too (not the ugly pale one).
Haha, sucky--- he does have an exquisite pornstache.
It's very possible that I will fuck the middle gypsy.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
enough fucking reality show HSOTDs