The Time Kanye West Compared Himself To Hitler
During his set at England's Big Chill Festival on Saturday night, Kanye West turned the crazy up when he opened his mouth and left out a river of diarrhea and insanity chunks by saying people look at him like he's got a tiny evil stache above his mouth and is responsible for the murder of millions. Well, Gay Fish's signature Stuart Smalley rants are responsible for the death of millions of brain cells, so maybe the Queen of the CAPS LOCK is on to something. Like the opening paragraph of Mein Kunt, Kanye mouth queefed this solid gold ridiculousness:
"I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm fucking insane, like I'm Hitler. One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did."
And then Gay Fish continued to prove that South Park is producing his life when he crowned himself the Michael Jordan of music.
"Michael Jordan changed so much in basketball, he took his power to make a difference. It's so much fucking going on in music right now and somebody has to make a fucking difference."
Historians should take note, because this might be the first time in history when both Michael Jordan and Hitler made "....the fuck is that douche's ego on?" faces of non-amusement at the exact same time.
Kanye is right, though. He really is a lyrical mastermind genius that produces beats that sound like unicorns humping the heavenly clouds and the day we all finally realize he's Jesus in a douche bottle is the day that the light on the miner caps of the Four Horsemen will blind us all before dragging us down to Hell thus ending the world (the two obviously go hand in hand). But Kanye didn't need to strain his precious vocal cords of greatness by screaming that rant out. Kanye could've gotten the same point across just by jacking his dick while fucking his ass with a Lexapro bottle. That would've been less offensive.
via NYDN
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Enough already.
Let your music, your "art" speak for itself. Get on stage, perform, leave, go home. Don't get on stage and give a thesis on some embarrassing behavior you did two years ago.
We've forgotten it. And don't care. Neither should you.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein
What a fucking tool. I HATE this delusional megalomaniac. His music is crap. Just shut the fuck up asshole!
"Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:59am.
Kanye is like a walking, talking parody of an egotistical pop star."
Yes, that is exactly what he's aiming to be. ;) You've caught on and you don't even know who he is. It's all an act.
Too bad nobody teaches their kids to STFU anymore when old folks are talking.......
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I'm old enough to remember that!!!
P.S. I'm making that my siggie.
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Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
I bet an awestruck TEAM BREEZY are taking notes.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:53am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:34am.
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I'm no mathmagician either Jack, but I did come up with somewhere near late 30s?
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Well that's alright, Jack. Your comments are hilarious.I'm sure if we ever have an orgy, you will be the hot slut we all run the Dlisted train on.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
I was at this festival! He stopped the music and started ranting for ages. I actually missed the Hitler bit (I think I zoned out), he spent most of the time complaining about an award show years ago. My highlight was was he said that those who claimed his video for Monster was offensive to women were WRONG and he was could not be a misogynist because he had lost the most important woman in his life. His mum. Show was quite good though.
lol @
"..This might be the first time in history when both Michael Jordan and Hitler made "....the fuck is that douche's ego on?" faces of non-amusement at the exact same time"
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"He really is a lyrical mastermind genius that produces beats that sound like unicorns humping the heavenly clouds.."
O come now! He just WISHES he was as popular as Hitler used to be~!
♥ Threadkilla!
Suck My Dick:
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Thanks Twat Muffin for clarifying Gay Fish!!!!
It's all fun and games until Wino gets to the gates of purgatory and slurs out, "HELLO, ATHENS!" ----MK
Hilter no, smoldering piece of shit, yes.
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
If Kanye West passed me on the street, I wouldn't know it. I don't know one of his songs if I heard it on the radio. All I know of him is what I read here. Oh, and his spectacle on SNL, which I rather enjoyed for its absurdity.
GET OFF THE STAGE, Kanye. You're no Frank Sinatra, know what I'm sayin'?
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:53am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:34am.
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I'm no mathmagician either Jack, but I did come up with somewhere near late 30s?
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Real talented people do not brag to the world how great they are. He thinks singing through a computer is genius? Britney Spears must be his role model.
Somewhere in the world a village is missing its idiot. Please come get him and make him STFU.
This is a good old-fashioned fun thread! LOL @ UBF.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 12:20pm.
I have plenty of friends Dogg.
They just don't live on the internet like the Mom Squad's.
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Stuffed animals and the invisible friend you've had since you were two doesn't count. Oh and neither does your Justin Bieber poster that you swear is looking RIGHT AT YOU.
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I have plenty of friends Dogg.
They just don't live on the internet like the Mom Squad's.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Nevermind.
Farty, LOL!
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 12:09pm.
I'm only 23 and I am embarrassed by the internet drama that you old folks embroil yourselves in.
I can't imagine being 30 and using asterisks to play make believe.
*hoists up bewbs*
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Too bad nobody teaches their kids to STFU anymore when old folks are talking.......
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 12:09pm.
I'm only 23 and I am embarrassed by the internet drama that you old folks embroil yourselves in.
I can't imagine being 30 and using asterisks to play make believe.
*hoists up bewbs*
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Really? I can't imagine being as bitter, friendless and desperate for attention as you are at ANY age. Have a nice day.
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I'm only 23 and I am embarrassed by the internet drama that you old folks embroil yourselves in.
I can't imagine being 30 and using asterisks to play make believe.
*hoists up bewbs*
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Kanye is like a walking, talking parody of an egotistical pop star. But he's learned one of the cardinal famewhoring rules - if you need publicity and and any kind will do, name drop Hitler in Europe.
I could walk right by Kanye and probably wouldn't even recognize him unless he was running his piehole. I doubt that many people are looking at him. Kanye strikes me as the type that pulls the Sally Field-Whoopi Goldberg trick from Soapdish "OMG! You're Celeste from that soap opera!"
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:29am.
"For the first civilian lunar trip I would like to nominate Kaney and Gaga. No need to fuel up for the way back."
lol yes yes YES i second this motion.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:34am.
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I'm no mathmagician either Jack, but I did come up with somewhere near late 30s?
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:33am.
Holy fuck! You're saying that NOW?! I'm turing 36 next month and I'm just now saying that! STOP IT! You've got a lot left in that young body! Work it until it works you!!
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Yea, I hear ya. I need to appreciate it while it lasts. Though in all honesty, my mom's in her 40s(she had me young), and that bitch has more energy than I do. So I guess I'm just a lazy fuck. Idk. lol!
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Jack, I'm no mathmagician, so I can't figure out your age. But I do know I'm all good.
Hitler & Michael Jordan... is this about fashion statements? Someone needs to pin him down and give a shot of the psychiatric meds he so desperately needs.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:22am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:11am.
Is 26 considered young, because I feel older than a mofo
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26 OLD! WTF! you're still wet behind the ears for Pete's sake.
I WISH I were 26 again!
26 year old women. Nomnomnomnom!!
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True facts, HOWEVER, below my age limit... (my age divided by 2, then add 9 = 28) :(
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Holy fuck! You're saying that NOW?! I'm turing 36 next month and I'm just now saying that! STOP IT! You've got a lot left in that young body! Work it until it works you!!
For the first civilian lunar trip I would like to nominate Kaney and Gaga. No need to fuel up for the way back.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:22am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:11am.
Is 26 considered young, because I feel older than a mofo
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26 OLD! WTF! you're still wet behind the ears for Pete's sake.
I WISH I were 26 again!
26 year old women. Nomnomnomnom!!
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:23am.
Boredasfuckyo: Yes, 26 is young. Enjoy it.
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I just had a birthday, and my cousin who turns 29 on the 24th told me, after 25 it was all down hill from there...She said after 25 it goes by fast...now I'm paranoid. Lookin at my body parts going, "was that there before?"
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Boredasfuckyo: Yes, 26 is young. Enjoy it.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:11am.
Is 26 considered young, because I feel older than a mofo
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26 OLD! WTF! you're still wet behind the ears for Pete's sake.
I WISH I were 26 again!
26 year old women. Nomnomnomnom!!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:30am
Raul is STILL waiting for him to turn water into Hennessy.
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LMAO!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:11am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:09am.
yes, that's young. ;)
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D'awwww. thank you! *blushes*
I like you, Jack. ;]
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:09am.
yes, that's young. ;)
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 11:04am.
bunch of young pups up in here.
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Is 26 considered young, because I feel older than a mofo.
In a way though, what you said make sense. Because just like those characters, alot of people will be saying, "WHO?" about kanye in 20 years from now too. LMAO!
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Submitted by spankypants on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:27am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GzOoyOOfqM
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
That is my first time seeing that episode. BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!
bunch of young pups up in here.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by spankypants on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:27am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GzOoyOOfqM
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and I'll accompany by lyrics...
*Interlude*
Yo, uh, uh c'mon
*Verse 1*
I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down
Couldn't understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause i know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish
(It's alright girl) makin' love to other gay fish
*Verse 2*
All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle feelin' like a whore
Cause I wasn't being true
Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch
(Gay fish) now I know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
(Now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish
*Verse 3 Rap*
I used to be scared, denying who I was
Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs
Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers
I'd take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours
But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfuckin' fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)
*Chorus*
Mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
(Yeah now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish
*Verse 4*
I really get around I'm the slut of the sea
When i say I've got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
Cause I'm the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
Mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
Yeah now I'm where i belong girl
*Verse 5*
But I gotta settle down I can't be a whore
I ain't gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I've found me a lover, a brother who's a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish yo) motherfuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish
(Yeah, now I'm where i belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish
(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish...)
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
stoney -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Dastardly
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meadowlark_Lemon
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
"Historians should take note, because this might be the first time in history when both Michael Jordan and Hitler made "....the fuck is that douche's ego on?" faces of non-amusement at the exact same time."
"Historians should take note..."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
So funny.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:21am.
Hitler and Michael Jordan? I'm thinkin more like Dick Dastardly and Meadowlark Lemon
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Who?
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Kanye West talks like he's The Beatles. He's not. He doesn't have anywhere near the talent(even thought I do find him mildly talented), or influence, to backup that statement or that arrogance. He needs to get over himself. What a Gay fish indeed.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
aaawwww... that's cute.... he still thinks turning on computers is "making music"... he's just precious.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:21am.
Um, WHO??
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
He's going to implode. Jesus, what an arrogant son of a bitch.
@Defined1
Hear! Hear!
One thing Kanye has in common with Der Fuhrer is that Hitler, too was a mediocre artist.
Kanye's bullshit is like Caca's kooky costume addiction. STFU, stop looking like a clown and make GOOD MUSIC.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson