LeAnn Rimes Got A Temporary Tattoo To Honor Her Temporary Marriage
While the malnourished luckdragon of Mississippi partied with Eddie Cibrian at Chicago's Lollapalooza this past weekend, she showed everyone (read: the photographer's camera) a fake tattoo she got on the side of her carcass. The temporary tattoo is of her wedding vows and was made using the dark tears her stomach spits out because it's HONGRAY. LeAnn's tattoo says this:
"You gave me the courage to be truthful. I promise to give you the comfort to be trustful."
Can a tattoo cross itself, because that one totally is. That really is the eye roll of tattoos. I can get "I Want A Hot Clit In My Mouth" inked into my body, but that doesn't mean the tattoo is going to compel me to follow through with it. (And now I suddenly want "I Want A Hot Clit In My Mouth" tattooed on my lips.)
LeAnn then went on Twitter and tried to act like she was shocked that the media is talking about a fake tattoo she got so that the media can talk about it.
Too funny! I got a stencil not a tattoo! Its not "news"... however, I can't get it off. In search if rubbing alcohol I think!
That is too funny. "I can't get it off. In search of rubbing alcohol" is the exact line Eddie Cibrian is going to huff out when his side whore tells him she's uncomfortable with him finger banging her with his wedding ring on. No! Eddie Cibrian isn't that stupid. He's a seasoned cheater now. He only wears a clip-on wedding ring.
OMG...She looks like Anna Wintour.
Ugh. She looks like Chrissy Crocker in that photo. "Leave my bony ass aloooooooooonnnnnnnne!!"
I am trustful that what is 'too funny' are these vows she wrote.
For her permanent tattoo she'd best get herself something in the shape of a heart. With some added black lines that can easily be turned into the broken kind. Those heartfelt texts can be a bitch to cover up. If you insist on being a fool, then at least be the practical kind.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
Chick has ape face.
"luckdragon"
*snort*
"Aren't those the same giant caterpillar eyebrows Ali Lohan has?".... said Brandi Glanville while getting a PERMANENT LeAnn Rimes tattoo on her asshole.
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Riding shotgun with the Thought Police... What you say may be used against you.
That's the most inane thing she's ever done--and that's saying something. If it's meaningful (it isn't), get it inked on for real. If it's not meaningful, use Twitter or mail a letter.
She's just found four random abstractions that begin with C or T; together, they mean nothing.
Is this like the Australian national anthem? (CorryAcosta)
If anyone wants to join my tweets / twats / twoooo just search for AmyWinelake....you'll know you have found me if you find a piccie that starts with "Jesus loves you..." :D
Anyone else feel that watching Brandy Glanville on RHBH this coming season may end up making LeAnn seem sane??
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@caprica six cheers ma dear for the warning but the novelty is still skipping about ma heid! :D If its any consolation, I have joined, sent a tweet....but I'll be fucked if I can remember my email to verify my account! gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Submitted by AmyWinelake on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 4:48pm - Look at the twitter accounts of missymacdd and her friends. You'll get an eye opening account of what a scumbag SleazeAnn Rimes is.
I am now officially a tweeting twat or what ever the hell...i'm a twat that tweets fo sho
@AmyWinelake
Not worth it. My own experience: No twitter. Never. And I just recently reverse engineered the concept of what was my fb page. (released fb friends and eliminated all my personal info and pics, but wall/messages are open (when I am available only) for comm.
Still, when I reworked the page, I shouted out to those on my friend list b/f reworking the sitch, but, I can't tell you how much better I feel doing it this new way). Also, there was a recent report that said those social network things feed into the 'look at me' thing. Not everyone, but most people feel some weirdness. Can only speak for myself. All I had was fb for not even a year and I couldn't stand, eventually, how it can hook you into the constant 'checking in' shit. That's me. I miss 'wall' interaction with my previous fb friends, but, honestly, friends now just private msg me through fb and I'm good with that. You do what works for you though.
(ETA, since it took me fking 19 minutes to write this one post, it got old already and I saw you just joined twitter. Just remember my words here, if you want, and don't feel the impulse to spit out stuff on there. People are not as kind on microblogs. Either way, just have a bit of fun with it). /end 2 cents
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"too bad ... we want money...want...money..."
- Doug and Courtney, subroutine-cyberspeak of love
I just joined twatter...going to look for hoe-down (its just like normal hoe but it make a total song and dance about it) Wish me luck
God-DAMN, she ugly!
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
I feel like joining my first social network site just to take the pish outta this cunt! Should i or should i not? hmmmmmmmmm
Did Leann also get temporary memory implants of some kind of true-forever love with ho-bag cheater dude? Let's see how 'temporary' cheater-dude's patience and tolerance of LeAnn's up-his-ass-visit-every-job-site is. God bless the Temporary-Cheaters-Rimes-Cibrian Union!
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"too bad ... we want money...want...money..."
- Doug and Courtney, subroutine-cyberspeak of love
What dumbass gets a FAKE TATTOO of sacred vows???? What an asshole.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
This bitch seriously creeps me out. And I really had to google "does leann rimes still have money?" because i do not understand why/how this person is still around...the fuck? here is what i came up with:
http://amygrindhouse.com/leann-rimes-staged-photos.html
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
I don't think it's actually possible to give anyone 'the comfort to be trustful'. Not in a gramatical sense anyway.
Their marriage vows are stupid and don't make any sense, just like them.
Temporary, just like her marriage, haha.
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 2:11pm.
Who else but certified cheaters would put "truthful" and "trustful" in their fucking marriage vows?!?!?!.....
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Yea, "truthiness" and "trustiness" would have been better.
Girlfriend just wants to know that this husband is going to give her the wang bone, unlike her first husband, who liked to get the wang bone his own self. "Don't LIE to me that you like the VAGINE when you are dreaming about WANG!"
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Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 1:04pm.
I hope she isn't worried about getting a nosejob and then ruining her uniqueness a la Jennifer Grey.
perhaps you're right...does she really think getting a nosejob would alter her singing voice? LOL! bitch ain't no Mariah Carey. :D
LeAnn's actually had a nose job in the past. Google LeAnn Rimes nose job and you'll see what I mean.
Ha! Even my google barely knows who this bitch is lol!
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And this bitch is a songwriter?
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Ooops, my bad, double post -- sorry, peeps!
LaChaylo -- LOL! I totally agree about Eddie. He's probably the type of guy who's totally checking himself out in mirrors all the time. And you know he's always dipping into Horse Face's Hermes purse to buy shit. I just can't wait for him to start cheating on her ugly, horsey ass. He's going to be surrounded by hot ass while filming that "The Playboy Club" show -- it will happen, sooner or later.
LaChaylo -- LOL! I totally agree about Eddie. He's probably the type of guy who's totally checking himself out in mirrors all the time. And you know he's always dipping into Horse Face's Hermes purse to buy shit. I just can't wait for him to start cheating on her ugly, horsey ass. He's going to be surrounded by hot ass while filming that "The Playboy Club" show -- it will happen, sooner or later.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 1:04pm.
I hope she isn't worried about getting a nosejob and then ruining her uniqueness a la Jennifer Grey.
She has nothing to ruin but her singing voice. I don't know if altering her nose would affect her voice.
Who else but certified cheaters would put "truthful" and "trustful" in their fucking marriage vows?!?!?!.....
LOOO HOOO ZERSSSS..........
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Twat Muffin,
I'll admit he's attractive physically, but he has a smarmy quality to him. Like he'd push you off the bed if you were sleeping too close or he'd steal cash from your wallet to use for a spa day on himself.
LaChaylo -- they're both squinty-eyed, but Eddie is really, really cute. Leann is really, really ugly -- huge diff.
Trustful of shit. That's what was meant.
Squinty eyed rodents.
She's SOFA KING ooglay.
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Douchechill!
I believe it was MK who first wrote it but if it was somebody else my apologies to them but ...
Pointing out that LeAnn Rimes looks like French Stewart was brilliant!
Just look at this picture.
Plastic surgery will only fix so much ugly. Leann is uglier than fuck and all the plastic surgery in the world can't fix that. You ugly, bitch!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 12:38pm.
"I promise to give you the comfort to be trustful."
Yeah seriously...what kind of moron writes a sentence with syntax like that, much less uses that sentence in their wedding vows and body art?!?
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A desperately insecure one. The tattoo translates into this: Please, please tell me if you are planning to cheat on me so that I can alter my body further or increase your allowance so that you'll stay with me. In case you forget this, let me tattoo, oops, I mean stencil this, on my bony flank that you pretend to salivate over. Hugs and kisses, your Falcor-faced wife.
PS: A nose job would make her look weirder. It's those eyes of her's, too, and the distance of them on her face.
I promise to give you the comfort to be trustful.
This is still cracking me up. But I guess neither of them are singing or acting until a job at NASA opens up.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 1:00pm.
I gave you the courage to fuck me... I will give you comfort to dump me
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You're a poet, aren't you?
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I prefer to call it a gift straight from JEEZUS.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
She's got flat face.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 1:00pm.
I gave you the courage to fuck me... I will give you comfort to dump me
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You're a poet, aren't you?
I hope she isn't worried about getting a nosejob and then ruining her uniqueness a la Jennifer Grey. hometrick has proven that she has no desire to be unique. she just wants to conform to the Hollywood standard body = broomstick + bolt ons, per her pre-marital agreement I'm sure. (at least I hope...YIPES if she didn't make him sign a pre-nup)
anyway I see no reason why she wouldn't fix her dragon nose if it's most of why she looks ugly. you can stuff a bra...you can't walk around with a clothespin on your nostrils.
Question and a follow-up: Are there calories in temporary tattoo ink? If so, can these calories be absorbed through a brittle exoskeleton? Thank you.
This bitch. Does she actually think she is fooling anybody with her, "It's not news!" line?? The only reason there are pictures of this idiot is because she called someone to photograph her! Even with a big event in town, Chicago is not a hotbed of pap activity. The photographers who were there were more focused on photographer the musicians, not her bony ass.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/09/2011 - 12:47pm.
Is that what he said to her?
Thanks for cheating on my wife with me, but don't worry, you can trust me.
If memory serves, donkeyface cheated on her spouse too. They know they BOTH are untrustful. Ready Eddie more so, and she knows this which explains all these desperate actions twattering, tattooing, excessive dieting...etc.
I gave you the courage to fuck me... I will give you comfort to dump me.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
I remember first seeing Eddie on freaking Baywatch Nights! Then I stalked him on Third Watch.
because she trusts that walking turd so much, that's why the tatt is only temp. can they go away now?
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.