Gerard Butler's Abs Are A Mystery To Me
Maybe it's because my own "abs" look like the bloated ass of a pig with an anorexic anus and the only other time I see dude abs is on celebwhores who obviously implanted plastic biscuits into their stomachs, but Gerard Butler's torso is making me bust out a Jessica Fletcher face. Right before a charity football match in Glasgow the other day, Greasy Gerry posed with his tongue and abs out in the locker room while Henrik Larsson wondered why his stomach looks like two sideways butts fading into each other. I see it too, Henrik, I see it too.
Gerry used to be as ripped as one of Kellan Lutz's nipples, and then he gained a little chunk, and now it looks like he's about step 2 into Christian Bale's DIY Machinist Diet. Gerry's abs went from a six-pack to a keg and now they look like a six-pack that has been drained and crushed. This tells me that once you get a six-pack, you cannot stop doing crunches EVER or your torso will turn into the face of a skinny blob fish.
So thanks for that, Gerry. Now I don't feel guilty about ignoring that ab crunch machine when I'm going to the elliptical at the gym. YES! Stop the everything, I've actually been doing exercise shit for about 10 minutes every two weeks. But only because I practically need an asthma inhaler after I move my mouse too fast. And because being on the elliptical makes me feel like I'm climbing up a never-ending flight of stairs with a big black dildo in each hand.
And for the record, I still would (Gerry AND the big black dildos on the elliptical).
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It's Matthew McConaughey gone retarded. I did not need to see him in those bouncy curls. I am one of those smoker bitches who thought he was kind of hot back in the day. On one of my manic days, I could have and would have if given the opportunity.
I think he looks better when he's bloated looking. Now he just looks hungry and deranged.
I always assumed he did 'roids before. That shit leaves you rode hard over time and especially when you stop doing them. Not appealing.
But... I still would. As WTFOMGLOL said, I think he would be skilled in the sexual arts and a giver.
Doesn't matter if he's fat, skinny or ripped - he's still a sleezy pig.
Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 11:33am.
Damn. Talk about fighting the hot. Anyone else remember the scene from "Law Abiding Citizen" when the police bring him out in handcuffs?
*whew*
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Just watched him in "The Bounty Hunter" last night and his face had drunk bloat to hell and back. He must have had lipo because he doesn't even look like the same guy. No matter what he does, he's still not hot.
For anyone who thinks he's gorgeous, just go to the southside of Chicago. There's a couple thousand of these guys hanging out at the local bars. How they look on any given day is a crapshoot, though. And the majority believe "the little woman" should stay at home, birth babies, worship his mother and keep her mouth shut about everything except his favorite recipes, but if you're up for it, go for it girls!
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I do not like his hair this color, but I still would.
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his abs are melting
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ugh, i've never understood the appeal; he looks like he stinks. and i have no doubt he's a real pig.
Nice Hair. Do they cut mens hair where you got that?
I prefer the beef or 300 version. Far more masculine. I like a manly man.
...the hair looks like the side panel illustration from a Toni home perm circa 1978...
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He looks like the male version of Tara Reid after really bad lipo.
Nothing really went back correctly after the fat got sucked out.
Isn't he in the middle of doing that surf movie? Probably why he's got the blond highlights and longer hair.
And yes I'd hit it from today into next week but then I'd do most of the men in Hollywood cause I'm a slut like that.
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What the hell happened to him? He looks all meth/coke/adderall binge sucked up.
I liked him better when he had a bit of chunk (about 10-15 lbs) over the muscles. Hell, I like all my mens like that.
That. Hair. He was hot in 300. Then again everybody was.
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Damn. Talk about fighting the hot. Anyone else remember the scene from "Law Abiding Citizen" when the police bring him out in handcuffs?
*whew*
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Ha! I finally watched The Machinist last week and can't stop having nightmares about the toe thumbs, like Bobby Hill and the Road Runner. I wanted Gerard riiily bad when he was in the stupid Lara Croft movie and even in the one where he was all revenge-y for his family. But now? I won't go here and he DEFinately had lipo. Could become a Tara Reid mess...
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He was hot in "300"
That is all.
In thumbnail 2 he looks like Johnny Fairplay off Survivor.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Although I'm a bit offended by an Iggy Pop Torso without an Iggy Pop head, AH STILL WOULD
His look reminds me of when Janet Jackson gets skinny. It's that unnatural skinny where you know they are just going to blow up once they starting eating anything more than a celery stalk and a colonic for meals.
Disgusting from head to toe.
While Im not enjoying the bauble head look, Im finding that tongue quite intriguing.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 9:20am.
At the risk of getting empty bongs thrown at me (and how rude is that?), I have never seen the attraction of this guy. He has starey eyes, he bonks anything that moves (and some that don't, apparently), and he drinks way too much.
He's average-looking (at least facially), as are most celebs. The public is conditioned to see them as hot.
Submitted by spankypants on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 10:12am.
I thought it was McConaghey at first but the full sized arms gave it away.
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Bwahaha, I was thinking that his abs look like a Butterball turkey with T.rex legs.
This is just what happens when a man's skin gets old but he's been bulky/muscular. His muscle is great, but you can't beat back the olds... unless you want to take HGH or other drugs to preserve your youth.
I thought it was McConaghey at first but the full sized arms gave it away.
I've been a sucker for guys with long curly hair since Peter Frampton (had hair).
I think Mr. Butler looks hot, though his torso has me puzzled too.
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Wow, he looks depleted, like he did some weird HW radish juice cleanse or something.
Hey looks like one of those haggard out drunks who "use to be a looker in his day."
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 8:54am.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 8:28am.
Also, it's infuriating the way men can lose weight so easily. With any half-hearted effort, they can drop 15 in no time.
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I quit putting sugar in my coffee and lost over 20lbs.
*runs wind sprints back and forth in front of Jack's office in loud flip flops while spraying Glade air freshener*
Michael K is hitting the gym?? What the fuck is happening to this world? Have not liked Gerard Butler since he grabbed Jennifer Anniston's ass at movie premiere...in love with himself....
And I quote Oda Mae Brown as Orlando in 'Ghost'..."DAMN Baby, what did you do to your hair?"
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Why is he blond now?????
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OT: see previous posts.
He looks like he's been spliced with Andy Dick. WTF? Did not even recognize him.
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*wonders what OMC could do with a picture of Adrien Brody's nose....*
He is a man whore. I prefer to believe that if we were in the same pub at last call I would have a shot. Of course I would have to remove all other contestants, but we have thought ahead and a plan is in place. What? It could happen.
At the risk of getting empty bongs thrown at me (and how rude is that?), I have never seen the attraction of this guy. He has starey eyes, he bonks anything that moves (and some that don't, apparently), and he drinks way too much.
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He does nothing for me...*shrugs*...and his abs are scary!
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I`ll take the black and white Photo Butler. Nom Nom Nom.
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i don't see it THAT surprising at all. his muscles have always looked kinda strange, no matter how big they were. there's always been something off-putting about them. maybe he just needs a better exercise routine
EDIT: i like the hairdo though!
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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 9:03am
LOL! Feel free to copy it, for educational purposes of course.
"I've had an awful lot of lovers ... And a lot of awful lovers." - Shirley MacLaine
OurmissC,
Hello and how are you today? Good? Good. Can you please email me that new avie...for educational purposes?! Please and thank you.
*slides out of chair*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 8:54am.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 8:28am.
Also, it's infuriating the way men can lose weight so easily. With any half-hearted effort, they can drop 15 in no time.
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I quit putting sugar in my coffee and lost over 20lbs.
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*flips Jack the bird*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 08/10/2011 - 8:52am.
Glad to see the womenfolk of D-Listed find him appealing. My body (like most men) is like this guys.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
"I quit putting sugar in my coffee and lost over 20lbs."
*trips you*
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oh...and i think i probably would...but i wouldn't brag about it...
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The more I look at that pic the better he looks. I'd hit it.
"I've had an awful lot of lovers ... And a lot of awful lovers." - Shirley MacLaine
I would only do it if he changed his hair back to the adult version.
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