Thursday, August 11th 2011
Bitch Goes Down: The Kanye West Edition
Instead of watching the throne, Kanye West watched the world turn upside down when he slipped, fell and went both legs up at a show in Norway during All of the Lights (more like All of the HAHAHAHAHAHAs). You'd think that since Kanye can walk on water, he'd be able to walk on floor without his ass eating stage. Those wings that pop out of his shoulder blades and that halo on his head failed the fuck out of him.
There are so many "Imma let you fall" jokes and so little time. But it's true. Beyonce really did have the greatest fall of all time.
via ONTD & Buzzfeed
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This is really hilarious! I really can't help but laugh! :)) Thank you for sharing. :)) I hope Kanye West is okay after the fall. :)
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Can't help laughing when people fall, myself included.
Lol. I was actually at this show. I can't help it, I fucking love this douchebag. Anyway, he mentioned earlier in the show that he was scared he would fall, because the scene was slippery from the rain.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 8:34pm.
I beg to differ MK. I love Juanga, but his fall is epic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IiGhC8sLs
--------------------------------------------- by Whamo on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 2:17pm.
Epic is right. I laughed myself to tears.
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Little bitch stays down like he was shot, fucking drama queen. I wish he'd broke both legs, got gangrene and had to be taken out back and shot.
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I have to agree.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 8:34pm.
I beg to differ MK. I love Juanga, but his fall is epic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IiGhC8sLs
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hahahahahaha loves me some Juanga, but you're right that shit was EPIC
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Nah ... not impressed. For me this is all in a hard day's work.
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Damn @ all those camera flashes that went off when he fell LOL
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Well thank god when I see him, Jay-Z will be there to help him up...or at least laugh at his ass.
Still, anyone who snatches a mic from Taylor Swift is alright in my book. You go Ye!
*miou*
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 2:17pm.
Little bitch stays down like he was shot, fucking drama queen. I wish he'd broke both legs, got gangrene and had to be taken out back and shot.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78&feature=related
this should be turned into one of those holographic moving pictures and distributed worldwide.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 8:41pm.
I'm wearing knee pads, flats, and a helmet from now on. And I'll step over all cracks and use the elevator.
I know, poor Juanga. He's such a showman, poor guy! I've seen him in concert, and he's a trip, no pun intended. ;-)
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 8:34pm.
I beg to differ MK. I love Juanga, but his fall is epic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IiGhC8sLs
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Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!! Look at Juanga shaking his shit, too, and then BAM! That is just what I needed! And that one of the actress playing Helen Keller is priceless, too. (You know what's going to happen to all of you, don't you? On your way to hell, you are going to trip down some serious, long-ass stairs. Satan and I will be rolling on the fucking cinder-ashed floor, too.)
I beg to differ MK. I love Juanga, but his fall is epic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IiGhC8sLs
*views for third time*
Yep....just happy material.
<"Beyonce really did have the greatest fall of all time.>
No way. Jennifer Lopez doing that idiotic dance routine where she walked up or down her dancers who were arranged like stairs and she bounced right on her ass. And they captured her scowl when she was walking off-stage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRTMAL7HB2k
Of course the best no-name fall was the girl playing Helen Keller who was so blind she ended up falling right into the front row
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJtEzAW9WSw
That's acting.
I liked him but I'm bored with him. He imagines that people see him as Hitler. I'm no psychiatrist but I think that means he's an asshole.
That made me so happy I watched it twice and may return to view it later!
LMFAO! That was a great fall, but, yeah, Bouncy's is better. Bitch went down a flight of stairs!
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
And she got up faster than he did! I hate to say it, but she really did have the better fall.
Well it's obviously the floor's fault he fell, even when he falls he's dramatic I guess I shouldn't be surprise. I don't care who falls it's always embarrassing no matter how quickly you get up. Especially since everybody knows you are just trying to act cool like nothing happen.
WHAT A BURN!!! Wish you fell off the stage Kanye maybe that would knock some sense into that over inflated ego brain of yours! Bahahahahahaha!
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This makes me give Lady Gaga more credit, she at least knows how to get back up quickly after a fall. Kayne must have taken more than 5 seconds.
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HAHAHA Dumb fuck!
I'M SORRY KANYE BUT 'THE BITCH GOES DOWN' AWARD SHOULD GO TO BEYONCE.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Beyonce is dancing, in high heals, a long dress, a huge weave and going down stairs. Kanye's dumb ass was just walking
Could not have happened to a nicer guy !
I know it can't be right, but I heard "all of the lights went out" after he fell.
Both these videos gave me great pleasure.
HA! FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Beyonce had the whole heels, long dress, and steps combo, and she fucking dove down those steps, whereas Kanye had to worry about tripping over his ego. So I think Kanye's fall wins.
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Wow, Beyonce's wig is on pretty tight.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You'll all be happy to know he's in town tonight getting rained on. Maybe he'll slip....
lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
What is all this whip-my-weave shit?
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This is an issue where i indulge my advanced age - much like Goopy indulges her handpainted wallpaper - because it allows me to say this with my head up high:
It's all the same discoshit to me.
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I love how Kanye stays down like he needs someone to help him up. Beyonce fell down the fucking stairs and bitch gets up and whips her hair like nothing fucking happened! Say what you will about Bey but she works that shit for her weave money!!!
Submitted by zachhcaz on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 2:22pm.
WHY WON'T GRAVITY LET KANYE BE GREAT????!!!!!
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LOL!
Submitted by Wonder Woman on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 2:20pm.
i thought he was going to walk off the stage...like the bitch he is!!!
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LOL! I thought he was gonna stay down - like the bitch that he is!!!
And when you put Beybey on a stage I can't hate. Mooooooostly....this was one of those times. She not only brushed it off but then she kicked it's ass so I'm down.
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Kanye must have been typing an all out CAPS rant on the floor before he got up. Man , that motherfucker is slow.
And Beyonce and her headbanging action. See, that`s what the devil gets you. Clapping in the church choir never got you dizzy, did it???
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WHY WON'T GRAVITY LET KANYE BE GREAT????!!!!!
i thought he was going to walk off the stage...like the bitch he is!!!
someone got fired cause HE fell
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
That floor will be working in a crackhouse, covered in junkies, in a minute. I mean really, how dare it not rise up to catch the voice of this generation of this decade?!
LOL Took him a minute to get up, musta been cussing out the floor for making him fall.
Little bitch stays down like he was shot, fucking drama queen. I wish he'd broke both legs, got gangrene and had to be taken out back and shot.
More like douchebag takes a tumble.
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