R.I.P. Jani Lane
One of my childhood friends said that she was going to grow up and marry Jani Lane of Warrant, so I'm sure she's curled up in the WHY GOD WHY? position while clutching a poster of him and vowing to never let a piece of cherry pie touch her lips again. Because TMZ reports that Jani Lane (born name: John Kennedy Oswald) rode on a pair of hairsprayed hair wings to heaven last night at the age of 47.
The Los Angeles Police Department says that Jani was found dead in the room of a Comfort Inn in Woodland Hills, CA. No cause of death has been released yet.
Jani joined Warrant in 1986 and quit their asses in 1992 before coming back and quitting again several times over. Jani and Warrant went to their separate corners for good in 2008. Jani struggled with the booze bottle for years and was arrested for his second DUI last year.
Jani is survived by his two daughters (one with Bobbie Brown).
Rest in peace, Jani. Every stripper will be pouring their souls out on the pole tonight to this song:
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Submitted by karen on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 10:52am.
the girl in the cherry pie video is from the south
Oh, thank you! That's about how I pictured it. (Bet she has a giant still from the vid in her sad living room.)
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
the girl in the cherry pie video is from the south, a former star search spokesmodel winner and a golddigging groupie. she snagged jani at the height of his success, had a kid with him, dumped his ass when the metal thing ended. lived off child support/ alimony for a while and hooked up with tommy lee of motley crue. she is or was a total speed freak and tommy dumped her with the quickness and married pamela anderson on the rebound. her name is bobbie brown. no clue what she is up to now. probably hoping jani left something in the will or a trust for her kid she can tap for plastic surgery drugs and botox.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
the girl in the cherry pie video is from the south, a former star search spokesmodel winner and a golddigging groupie. she snagged jani at the height of his success, had a kid with him, dumped his ass when the metal thing ended. lived off child support/ alimony for a while and hooked up with tommy lee of motley crue. she is or was a total speed freak and tommy dumped her with the quickness and married pamela anderson on the rebound. her name is bobbie brown. no clue what she is up to now. probably hoping jani left something in the will or a trust for her kid she can tap for plastic surgery drugs and botox.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
the girl in the cherry pie video is from the south, a former star search spokesmodel winner and a golddigging groupie. she snagged jani at the height of his success, had a kid with him, dumped his ass when the metal thing ended. lived off child support/ alimony for a while and hooked up with tommy lee of motley crue. she is or was a total speed freak and tommy dumped her with the quickness and married pamela anderson on the rebound. her name is bobbie brown. no clue what she is up to now. probably hoping jani left something in the will or a trust for her kid she can tap for plastic surgery drugs and botox.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
nirvana is nothing but suck ass crap. give me stone temple pilots or hole. the only decent things to come out of the 90s. kurt did the world a favor,. nirvana so fucking overrated. foo fighters on the other hand are a fantastic band and have been kicking ass for years. alice in chains is crap, too. angry white boy music.
Sorry this dude died but that song Heaven blows. Cherry Pie was at least raunchy, rowdy fun. (I'd love to find out what happened to the blonde in denim shorts in that vid. I don't predict great things. Nothing sadder than a washed-up middle-aged mom *tugging on ciggy, hacking* going, "You know I was the girl in the Cherry Pie video?")
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 6:38pm.
Aww thanks, I love you too.
I am sorry about your terrible story as well. (((((hugs))))))
If ONLY these people committing suicide would have the DECENCY to not inconvenience people! (said with major sarcasm).
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:32pm.
JESUS, as I commented to Jana over her example of people "conveniently" committing suicide, ALL PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT, and just because your experience leaves you with a "methodical suicide" committer, doesn't mean he/she was in his/her right mind or that everyone should do it the same way.
I usually agree with you, but this is one place where we will have to agree to disagree.
I am done commenting to you regarding this matter so please do not respond back to me.
Have a nice weekend.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
And Bjork...love your Lady Snowblood avie!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 8:29pm.
Aww, thanks for the marriage proposal,but I'm already married ^_^ I will however keep you in mind for my second marriage LOL!
And please tell me you've seen ''Ichi The Killer'' Asano-san is quite yummy,but yeah I don't know what his deal is recently.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 6:31pm.
3 things: ( Usually, I don't comment)...
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Marry me. Now.
PS: Please tell Tadanobu Asano that I will give him whatever he wants, anytime, anywhere (even though the last time I saw him, he was looking a little Prednasone in the face).
"Who cares. Jani Lane and Warrant was a derivative of a derivative of a derivative to David Lee Roth and Van Halen. I hated that whole era of MTV heavy metal hackery and loved how Nirvana brutally and systematically wiped them off the map."
Acutally Jani had some pretty insightful commentary on MTV's 'It Came From the 80s' back in the day on this very topic. He talks about going to his label after 'Cherry Pie' came out and the posters were everywhere. Cut to about ten months later, he goes back and posters for Alice in Chains (that's right kids, they, not Nirvana, were the grunge trailblazers. Don't get me wrong - I came of age in the 1990s so I love me some Nirvana, but I hate how they are falsely credited with 'inventing' grunge). He talks about how he sort as assessed the poser with a 'Huh. Alice in Chains. Oh shit, I think my career is over'. He was so open and honest about it that even though I was never a Warrant fan, I couldn't help but love him a bit after that admission. 'Celebrity Fit Club' sealed my affection for him. Again, while not a huge fan, I am saddened by his passing (whoa. I have my iPod on shuffle. An AIC song just came on. WEIRD!).
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
" was going to ignore the comment but JESUS H CHRIST JANA! As if you are privy to what was going on in that woman's head! Everyone is different when it comes to suicide and because your friend chose to off himself quietly, that doesn't make it the standard for how suicide is done! The compassion on this site regarding suicide and people with mental issues is truly astonishing!"
Evil, like REO Speedwagon, I just can't fight this feeling anymore: I think I love you (in a platonic way).
Jana - if you're still reading - my family is rife with suicidal drunks/druggies. All of them had the "dignitiy" to commit suicide "quietly". Guess what you unfeeling cunt? Family members found them. My great-uncles never and I mean NEVER got over the death of their beloved baby brother Larry's death. One of my earliest memories was watching my mother comfort her tough as nails, Irish from Ireland 6'5 uncle as he sobbed over his poor doomed brother. I will never forget my aunt heart wrenching cries as she described finding her son in her garage. More so I will never forget how helpfless I felt in that moment. Because guess what you heartless bint, Hallmark doesn't make a 'Sorry your heroin addicted son decided to kill himself because he just couldn't live with his demons anymore' card. . I try to be compassionate to ill-informed people or ignore assholes such as yourself but seriously? FUCK. YOU. I need to say it again in case you didn't get it the first time, you self-absorbed cunt: FUCK YOU.
On-topic: Given my family's struggle with drink/drugs, I find his death really sad. I remember watching him on 'Celeb Fit Club' and hoping he'd be able to get a handle on his addiction problems. His death seemed like a foregone conclusion, but I still hoped he could sober up and live his life. Very sad.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
3 things: ( Usually, I don't comment)
1. RIP Jani. I hope it wasn't suicide (although TMZ stated that pills and vodka were found in the room) But if it was, I'm sorry that you had to resort dying alone and couldn't find peace in yourself in life. Hope you found it.
2. I live in Japan, where folks think suicide is an honorable thing,but mostly I think it's mental illness. Here, mental illness is seen as shame,so most people do not seek treatment for it or talk about it. Therefore, they see suicide as honorable and being less of a burden to society. Unfortunately, many choose to jump in front of a train, ( we have a train line called the Chuo Line which has been sadly dubbed ''The Chuocide Line) The family of the jumper has to pay the train company a heavy fine for delaying the trains. Which brings me to...
3. Jana. You talked about how a woman's suicide made you late for work. I have experienced that also here quite a bit. Sometimes I've been stuck on a train ,on my way to work for a few hours because of an ''accident'' (usually means a train jumper). Instead of getting pissed at the jumper, I say a little prayer for the person and hope they were at peace. Would it had made you happier if your DOT paid you gas money for the delay to your job?
I have stood back and seen folks trash you here. Since I really don't give 2 shits about your whoring with married men or whatever else you fucking do, I don't jump in the fray. But your comment was so fucking asinine, I had to say something. I think you're such an attention whore and you just had to hijack this fucking thread.
My parting words to you (because I hope never EVER have to address you again) shut your fucking cock holster!
Sorry for my long rant everyone.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 6:02pm.
Poor Jani; first you miss getting into the 27 Club by twenty years, and then your memorial post gets hijacked.
Rest in rocker heaven peace.
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LOL,wiseass. The musicians in the 27 Club were troubled souls;this guy seemed to like performing.
The first was Robert Johnson.Massive existential misery for that one-he really believed he had sold his soul to the Devil at the crossroads.He died of poisoning after messing with another man's wife.
Poor Jani; first you miss getting into the 27 Club by twenty years, and then your memorial post gets hijacked.
Rest in rocker heaven peace.
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"And I'm not a farmer, but does Khloe have pregnancy nose?" MK
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 1:03pm.
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I really feel bad for you undine. I hate what mental illness does to people. It makes you feel like such a failure even when you've done nothing to deserve it. I suffer from OCD and dsythmic disorder, which is a mood disorder. It's kind of on the slant, where one thing could push it in to major depression. I know I've been depressed and had depressive episodes, some worse than others, and everything, every little problem is heightened to a panic frenzy where I get on my knees and cry, it drains so much out of me, to live in constant grey, saddness,fear and worry, and it makes you feel like crawling into a black hole and dying. My grandmother took 3 months off of work when I was 18 years old, they put me on everything. Lexapro finally sent me over the edge, and I couldn't be alone. Not even to take a shower. I just remember telling her, I was so sorry, and that she deserved someone better than me. And that I was sorry, she had to deal with this. I remember several times praying to God to just take me in my sleep.
Being a parent and seeing your child going through it must be heartbreaking. I know what it put my grandmother through, but being a parent, and having to go through it, knowing you have someone depending on you, and you just can't shake it no matter what. I'm really just sorry you have to go through this. Keep your head up, girl.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 10:25am.
I still think to actually go through with it when you know it will devastate your loved ones is pretty selfish though. There, my black heart is back lol.
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Thing is, you're assuming they know that or have any reason to even think that. Truth is, they usually feel so worthless that they can't even imagine that their loved ones wouldn't be better off without them.
The most primal instinct for any living thing is survival. To knowingly and willingly kill yourself, despite that strong instinct is a testament to the self worth of suicides.
These people are not only not thinking rationally about anything other than their demise (and in some cases they are too disturbed to think rationally about that), they no longer have the capacity to consider in any way their own self worth to any degree including what they are worth to others.
That's the depth of despair it takes to finish the job in the vast majority of most cases.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:32am.
Absolutely correct,darling.
ONT:Poor soul. I hope this man died peacefully.A hotel in Woodland Hills-land of the million dollar tract house- is such a banal place to die.
80's hair metal was FUN. "Cherry Pie" brings back great memories and giggles.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:35pm.
Gee Sushi, because we all know people wanting to commit suicide are ALWAYS THINKING LOGICALLY!
*bangs head on desk*
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Band your head on your desk all you want, but believe it or not there are people who do think very logically and kill themselves.
I have personal experience with someone who did everything to make sure that no one in his family would find him, that his financial affairs were in order, that the loose ends were tied up. He very methodically mapped out his suicide.
I have a friend who is a police officer that will tell you many similar stories where the suicide victim seemed to have an eerie calm once they decided they would kill themselves. Very few actually killed themselves impetuously.
Submitted by Jana on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 7:02am.
Damn. RIP.
Off topic- I came an hour late to work today because a 55 year old woman tried to commit suicide off the bridge I was going on. The cops rescued her and she's on her way to the psychiatry ward. Way to go, dumb bitch. If you wanna kill yourself, at least do it in privacy and don't annoy thousands of people on your way.
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I hope that this comment was an attempt at mordant wit. Human despair isn't annoying.
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 1:42pm.
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I know you have had a rough time of it lately (even when I don't post I lurk) but I just wanted to say I respect you for having the courage to divorce your abusive husband and take care of your child. I have had one slightly depressed episode in my life and it sucked big time. I commend you for seeking help and wish you only the best.
Bad things happen to good people. Life isn't fair. But the past is done and over and can't be changed. If you're sitting in front of your computer now and you're still sucking air that means you've survived all the shit that life has thrown at you, so good for you, you're stronger than you realize! You can't always control what happens but you can control how you respond to it. Do what you want I don't care, I choose to be happy despite my shitty childhood and bad shit that's happened to me...
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
@sushi: O, I don't think you're cold-hearted. I just think that the suicide thought process is not always so clear and thought out. I have three suicides in my family. All very different.
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Ok, I see what you're saying but I'm thinking that you might be suggesting that a person who's committing suicide is capable of rational thought which is.....um...unlikely. Is all I'm sayin'
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I understand that, but there are many cases in which the person committing suicide has carefully planned it all in methods such that their bodies aren't discovered by family members. One Olympian called the cops to let them know where to find his body. So there are suicide victims that are indeed capable of rational thought.
I'm really not cold hearted. I feel for anyone who thinks they'd be better off dead.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 9:43am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 8:12am.
Jana has the bedside manner of a serial killer. Just shows how selfish this world has gotten. Kill yourself on your on time damnit and don't inconvenience ME. ::face palm::
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But the thing is, there ARE ways to kill yourself that don't compromise the lives of others. Jump off the bridge to kill yourself, now you have to have someone dive in to find you.
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Ok, I see what you're saying but I'm thinking that you might be suggesting that a person who's committing suicide is capable of rational thought which is.....um...unlikely. Is all I'm sayin'
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Well, I for one have researched on the best way to off yourself and I do think people can be rational. For example, jumping in front a train (or something similar) is a very effective way to off yourself, but you are making somebody else kill you, and they will have to carry that burden. So, I would never do it that way.
That's being said, being help up in traffic is not the same as somebody jumping in front of a train and making somebody else kill them. WTF ppl, it's traffic, deal with it!
Sorry for going off topic, but I don't want to infect the Open Post with this fuckery.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 1:14pm.
The suicide talk came about because someone posting said they were pissed at a woman trying to jump off a bridge to kill herself at making them late to work and that she should have done it quietly at home rather than tie up traffic.
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Damn, that is harsh. You never know what somebody's situation is. Such a minor inconvenience as well.
Sorry for your troubles but it sounds like you are getting help.
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I do ok. It's just something you learn to deal with, and my daughter is a major reason that I am able to keep moving forward. I think the divorce will help a lot. I think it's important to not be a victim and make practical decisions that could help despite what you're feeling. When there is a chemical issue and meds don't help, it's just a problem that is there in the background. I mostly keep that shit to myself in everyday life because I don't want the drama or attention.
I will say I don't think wanting to kill yourself is necessarily irrational. People in extreme physical pain often want to off themselves and people think that's normal. Emotional pain is not that different really, and some people really have no redeeming qualities or options in life. Why is it irrational to want to off yourself at that point?
Sorry about going off topic, I just wanted to chime in.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 9:43am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 8:12am.
Jana has the bedside manner of a serial killer. Just shows how selfish this world has gotten. Kill yourself on your on time damnit and don't inconvenience ME. ::face palm::
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But the thing is, there ARE ways to kill yourself that don't compromise the lives of others. Jump off the bridge to kill yourself, now you have to have someone dive in to find you.
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Ok, I see what you're saying but I'm thinking that you might be suggesting that a person who's committing suicide is capable of rational thought which is.....um...unlikely. Is all I'm sayin'
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Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 1:03pm.
The suicide talk came about because someone posting said they were pissed at a woman trying to jump off a bridge to kill herself at making them late to work and that she should have done it quietly at home rather than tie up traffic. Some of us got irritated by the lack of compassion, so Janie Lane took a back seat as the thread topic.
Sorry for your troubles but it sounds like you are getting help. Good luck with everything.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:35pm.
Gee Sushi, because we all know people wanting to commit suicide are ALWAYS THINKING LOGICALLY!
*bangs head on desk*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
As a parent who is occasionally suicidal, I can say that sometimes I just think maybe my kid would be better off without me.
Usually those thoughts come after a major depressive episode where I have been so bad off that she has had to make her own sandwich or I haven't taken her to the park even though she begged me to because I just couldn't get out of bed/function. At this point she's old enough to make her own sandwich, but I really do love her so much that I feel like she deserves a better mom, one who doesn't occasionally spend the entire day in bed staring at the wall.
Really, most of the time she is what pulls me out of a depressive episode.
Ultimately I could never leave her just with her father, who is verbally abusive to us both, and was physically abusive to me in the past. (Yay, pending divorce!).
But, yes, parents who love their children DO think about this shit. (Although I have to admit if I ever did go through with it, I would make a plan where she would not be the one to find me.)
I didn't read back all the way through these comments, but I don't know how they got onto suicide. It sounds like this guy possibly OD'ed by himself in his hotel room.
Whatever the circumstances I say RIP Jani! (And I'm sorry your parents gave you a fucked up name!)
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:02pm.
I haven't even read back after the first page but some of you seem so uncaring and insensetive it's depressing. All of this "kill yourself or get help but don't waste my time" (I'm paraphrasing so nobody jump on my ass). NEWS FLASH: Sometimes people try to get "help" and it doesn't work. Sometimes all the medicines and therapy in the world don't do shit. Some people hate their lives with every fiber of their being and they try to get help and nothing takes. I've known people who are fully aware that they SHOULD feel happy in certain situations and they just can't. They know this. And it makes them hate themselves even more.
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But here's the thing. If help doesn't work and you want to kill yourself, do it in a way that doesn't endanger other people's lives. Do it in a way that doesn't involve soaking up the emergency responders resources while you contemplate for hours on a bridge. It's not a matter of inconveniencing people, it's a matter of making emergency responders have to deal with your indecision and then takes time away from people that really need help. Police departments are cash strapped.
I truly feel for people that think there is no other way but suicide. But fuck, if you are suicidal get a hibachi and fire it up in your house. Go run the car in your garage. Overdose on crack. There are many other ways to die that does not endanger others.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:02pm.
I haven't even read back after the first page but some of you seem so uncaring and insensetive it's depressing. All of this "kill yourself or get help but don't waste my time" (I'm paraphrasing so nobody jump on my ass). NEWS FLASH: Sometimes people try to get "help" and it doesn't work. Sometimes all the medicines and therapy in the world don't do shit. Some people hate their lives with every fiber of their being and they try to get help and nothing takes. I've known people who are fully aware that they SHOULD feel happy in certain situations and they just can't. They know this. And it makes them hate themselves even more.
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But here's the thing. If help doesn't work and you want to kill yourself, do it in a way that doesn't endanger other people's lives. Do it in a way that doesn't involve soaking up the emergency responders resources while you contemplate for hours on a bridge. It's not a matter of inconveniencing people, it's a matter of making emergency responders have to deal with your indecision and then takes time away from people that really need help. Police departments are cash strapped.
I truly feel for people that think there is no other way but suicide. But fuck, if you are suicidal get a hibachi and fire it up in your house. Go run the car in your garage. Overdose on crack. There are many other ways to die that does not endanger others.
Thanks guys. I appreciate the thoughts and hugs. It's hard to think about what that monster did but I think ultimately it made me a hell of a strong woman, and for that I am grateful.
Not everyone that goes through horrid shit turns into a fucked up adult. While I'm not perfect, I haven't killed anyone (yet), don't drink excessively, don't do drugs (other than a pain pill now and then) and I think I am generally a decent human.
If anyone out there is going through a rough patch, use the experience to make yourself a better person; educate yourself, learn something new, or try to make a difference in another persons life.
ETA - I do have ONE vice....
* watches future self on Animal Hoarders. LOL! *
I always gave him respect for calling himself Jani. He did show some allegiance to Glam Rock with that.
Speak for yourself, preciousmags!!!!
Hey you whores,
Some of you have some really sad but inspiring stories here. Spotteddog, I don't know what to say to you that isn't some kind of cliche, but for whatever it's worth, and it's coming from a stranger's heart, I am so sorry for you and your family.
And for those of you who talk about how selfish it is for suiciders to not think about family and loved ones, all I can say is that it's not about you (or maybe it is if you were an asshole to that person). I think that whatever pain and anger that you are feeling, that suicider is/was feeling it, too, multiplied by a million.
I feel good to be a part of this imagined community.
You sluts can be pretty decent sometimes.
before setting this day in motion... i leave you all with "The Clown Prince of Rock"... i know, it's off-topic, but really... am i the one to give a hoot?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XyTpENuoCI
be good, and civil, all!
OT: one way, or another... sad
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Jana on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 9:08am.
I quit your asses today.
THEN
Submitted by Jana on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 9:53am.
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You take awhile to quit one's ass, don't you?
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Well, collectively we have a pretty big ass.
fuck deficient and loving it.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:44am.
OH SPOTTY! That is horrible! I am so sorry that you had to go through all of that! What a terrible story! ((((((((((hugs))))))))))))
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Damn. Remind me , if i m ever suicidal, NOT to come to D-listed..lol some of you are some cold-hearted bitches.
I m not reading back any further, but i m sorry for the terrible experiences some of you had to go through. Just know that for every dick that has to make a nasty comment, there is someone out there WHO CARES!
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:44am.
OH SPOTTY! That is horrible! I am so sorry that you had to go through all of that! What a terrible story! ((((((((((hugs))))))))))))
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by Jana on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 9:08am.
I quit your asses today.
THEN
Submitted by Jana on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 9:53am.
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You take awhile to quit one's ass, don't you?
I haven't even read back after the first page but some of you seem so uncaring and insensetive it's depressing. All of this "kill yourself or get help but don't waste my time" (I'm paraphrasing so nobody jump on my ass). NEWS FLASH: Sometimes people try to get "help" and it doesn't work. Sometimes all the medicines and therapy in the world don't do shit. Some people hate their lives with every fiber of their being and they try to get help and nothing takes. I've known people who are fully aware that they SHOULD feel happy in certain situations and they just can't. They know this. And it makes them hate themselves even more.
I saw that there were nearly 200 comments for Jani passing and I was so happy. Come to find out only a handful are about him :( RIP Jani we love you~Heaven isn't too far away~
IF TEARS COULD BUILD A STAIRWAY, AND MEMORIES A LANE, I'D WALK RIGHT UP TO HEAVEN AND BRING YOU HOME AGAIN.
Great post, EC. I thank you for answering, especially since my timing sucked.
ESE, I reckon that's it: things are never what they seem. That may be what is scaring Steppy the most--he's in shock. I can only begin to imagine what his friend is going through. Such a great kid, too, as are his siblings, and his mom. Despite all the worldly blessings she's enjoyed, I wouldn't trade places with her for anything. UGH.
Thanks for sharing your incredibly horrible story, SDR. Jesus. Bonechilling. I feel so bad for you. (Jana, see, that's called E M P A T H Y. Read up.)
And German name person whatever the fuck: go suck a herpetic dick. People are friends here and care about each other. Go to justjared.com for your daily serving of moron instead.
Okay, time for PUPPIES!!! http://www.dailypuppy.com/
fuck deficient and loving it.
I'm so sorry you went thru that Spotty! (HUGS)
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:42am.
Why do such threads always end up as "Open Posts" with people sharing their personal sob stories?
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It's done purely to annoy you.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:42am.
Why do such threads always end up as "Open Posts" with people sharing their personal sob stories?
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to make you inquire, silly!... keeps ya reading though, doesn't it?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Sorry, I didn't know we were lightening up. I posted before I read. Sorry for the sob story.
OK. I'll add to the topic...