Brooke Hogan Wants All Of Us To Go Home!
Skeletor's arch rival and the true power holder of Greyskull, Brooke Hogan, let out a Twatter cry yesterday over SUCIO whores (like this SUCIO whore right here) saying that her relationship with her daddy is as gross as watching Marcus Bachmann try to keep his puckering no-no in control while nibbling on a long stick of hot meat.
Brooke was talking about hos heaving with their eyes over those pictures of her kissing on Hulk Hogan's salmon jerky face at the unveiling of her nekkid portrait for Peta. Brooke's "LEAVE ME ALOOONE" roar went like this:
Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship! Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!
13 Aug
You dumb bitch, I am home.
"Go home and do your own thing" is probably the same shit she says to Hulk when he comes over and tries to do her thing. NO! I'm joking. That's just me needing to go home (?). Brooke is right. There's nothing gross about bringing your daddy to a gallery to stare at a picture of your CGI-ed nekkid body in a dog cage. It's not like Hulk hasn't seen Brooke's naked body in a dog cage before. Did you think she was wearing a sweater when he adopted her from Petco those many years ago?
There's nothing gross about Brooke and Hulk's relationship. However, being a Hogan is all kinds of gross.
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Fuck this stupid whore and her pervert daddy! They need to screw the heck off and leave us alone. Attention whores!
i'm "at home" too. does that mean brooke was a prophet and we all unknowingly took her advice before she even uttered the words from her roided mouth? hhmmmm....
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About that time Hulk flashed his roid-peen and raisin balls at Brick Hogan, shit is still seared in the canyons of my brain and I want it out NOW!
These two are living proof that attention seeking is a serious genetic disorder, which is often handed down from La La Land-father to daughter. It's usually accompanied by borderline incestuous tendencies. More irrefutable evidence:
Michael Lohan & Lindsay;
Billy Ray Cyrus & Miley;
Joe Simpson & Jessica.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
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uh, who cares?
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
Submitted by catwoman on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 7:16pm.
I can't stand PETA because they make it difficult for avid, non-sensationalistic animal advocates like myself get any work done, because PETA has caused people to believe that all animal advocates are crazy, loud mouthed assholes. It's hard to even lobby for the most basic animal welfare bill! I wish they would stop it with the media friendly bullshit and help get legislation passed, educate people, investigate acts of animals abuse, etc.
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I whole heartedly agree.
Brooke only signed up with PETA because she thinks kitten heels are made from real cats.
LOLZ mk!!! fucking classic.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
You dumb bitch, I am home.
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I can't stand PETA because they make it difficult for avid, non-sensationalistic animal advocates like myself get any work done, because PETA has caused people to believe that all animal advocates are crazy, loud mouthed assholes. It's hard to even lobby for the most basic animal welfare bill! I wish they would stop it with the media friendly bullshit and help get legislation passed, educate people, investigate acts of animals abuse, etc.
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You dumb bitch, I am home. -MK
I like the way this reads. It reads like a big fuck you to some possibly rather official looking letterhead.
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"You dumb bitch, I am home."
Face, bitch, FACE!
So much said with so few words.
Classic.
I'll tell you what. You stop doing gross, perverted things with your Dad and I'll stop picking on you. Sounds fair?
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Brooke Hogan is the Yetti to Khloe Kardassian's Sasquatch. No one wants to see these beasts naked. It's like shaving an extra hairy wart hog and lubing his asshole up with Crisco...and tryna sell that as pure sex to the public......
You Dlisted whores are breaking out the lotion and taking your rings off as I speak, aren't you, you sick fucks!!!! Meh, after having to look at Brooke Hogan, I can't blame ya...*joins naked wart hog circle jerk*...
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 3:09pm.
I dislike PETA because their sole purpose seems to be cheap stunts like this. Whereas other national and local animal groups promote specific animal cruelty laws, run spay/neuter programs, investigate dogfighting rings and other animal abuses, and care for/find homes for abused/abandoned/natural disaster animals. Basically, PETA = famewhoring waste of money, other groups = actually doing stuff.
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Well said.
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 2:40pm.
You're right, when even these people boo you, it's time to figure out how strong the shower rod is and how durable your shoe laces are.
I dislike PETA because their sole purpose seems to be cheap stunts like this. Whereas other national and local animal groups promote specific animal cruelty laws, run spay/neuter programs, investigate dogfighting rings and other animal abuses, and care for/find homes for abused/abandoned/natural disaster animals. Basically, PETA = famewhoring waste of money, other groups = actually doing stuff.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.
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No - I said your Dad and you are NOT in a perverted relationship anymore cuz now you're TOO OLD. Get it straight, hunny.
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Submitted by TeamCharlie on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 2:28pm.
I also dislike them for a host of other reasons, partly because they use people like Brooke Hogan and Kimora to represent them when these people eat meat and wear fur in public. But there are many more reasons beyond that which I don't feel like listing out here.
Personally I could care less if she sat on her fathers face and yelled Momma! Having said that I think Bulk looks pretty good here.
Submitted by QueenyBean on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 2:43pm.
Isn't it THEM who need to go home with all that excessive PDA??
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Tru dat!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Isn't it THEM who need to go home with all that excessive PDA??
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Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 2:31pm.
Yes you may, but only in a sexy time way, not in a Hannibal Lecter way. Nice rack.
What I love most about her statement is that it doesn't really deny or explain anything, just "leave me alone."
I'm going to be honest, I know parents are people and allowed to be happy and live their own lives, blah blah blah. But if my parents broke up, and my father married a chick close to my age who looked exactly like me, I'd be keeping my distance. Not hanging all over him.
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Submitted by TeamCharlie on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 2:28pm.
I don't like PETA for a multitude of reasons, none of which have anything to do with what you posted. I am able to think for myself .
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Submitted by hotpocket on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 1:52pm.
I can't tell any of those Hogans apart, and probably, neither can they. At home, Hulk probably just rolls over, grabs the nearest beefy blonde and goes to town. Less like incest, more like masturbating because they all look the same. If Brooke has a kid, someone will need to count its toes.
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May I eat you?!?!?
You.Slay.Me.
You know that someone, somewhere is writing fan fic porn about these two having sex.
Criticize Peta, okay. But not because the Center for Consumer Freedom, (isn't the name a give-away?)which is behind Petakillsanimals, tells you to do so. Unless you want to be a stooge of this guy:
http://www.bermanexposed.org/facts
But go ahead and criticize Peta for making this person
http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/5/4/8/0/1/orig-354801.jpg
unrecognizable.
http://files.nuclearmediallc.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/2011/08/brookeh1-...
But can you really blame them?
Yuck.
Ahh, PETA nude ads. Where irrelevant "stars" go to die.
I couldn't wait to see what you guys had to say about this. I was not disappointed. :)
You know, I'm a daddy's girl but you would NEVER catch me hugging up on my father like that...did she ever stop to think it's their interactions over the years that have people up in arms and not this greasy looking picture of her?
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 1:25pm.
It's like I look like this:
http://cdn04.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/celebuzz/defau...
Then I pose for PETA and they do this:
http://www.theimagist.com/files/images/PT_763772143.thumbnail.jpg
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I would donate a thousand dollars to PETA if they had pictures of that snake eating Snookie. An extra $500 if they showed the big lump in the snake's belly as it went through the digestive process.
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Ha, ha!!
Where is Voldemort's pet snake, Nadini, when you need her?
http://urbandai.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/nagini.jpg
Lol jintess. She'd still be around posting nudies of herself lifesupport be damned!
I can't tell any of those Hogans apart, and probably, neither can they. At home, Hulk probably just rolls over, grabs the nearest beefy blonde and goes to town. Less like incest, more like masturbating because they all look the same. If Brooke has a kid, someone will need to count its toes.
She reminds me of my trashy niece in law who posts hundreds of pictures of just her in club outfits (yet in her bathroom mirror) making different faces. And rotating them all daily in her avatar. God love 'er!
I really wish rich people would see that their money is better spent on a local no-kill shelter than the hypocritical PETA (petakillsanimals.com)
I thought him rubbing sun tan lotion all over her was creepy, but I don't think this is. She's not showing any naughty bits, it's tastefully done, and I'm sure he's proud of her for supporting a cause she thinks is a good one. This is one non-creepy moment out of many creepy ones.
STOP BEING BEING LOVEY DOVEY WITH YOUR FATHER YOU USELESS WHORE!!!!!!!!
when she says do you own thing it probably means
"do your own father/daddy!"
ROFLMAO!
A naked woman in a PETA ad. What a surprise. Don't those idiots realize that people are more likely to fap to this shit than think of ze poah animulz while looking at it?
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They're fucking dysfunctional
You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
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Possibly the best quote ever.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Well maybe if you two would stop looking like a newly wed couple at every turn, we would "GO HOME". Wait, umm, like MK, I am home!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
Think about all the kittens that God had to kill! They were only kittens!!!
It's like I look like this:
http://cdn04.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/celebuzz/defau...
Then I pose for PETA and they do this:
http://www.theimagist.com/files/images/PT_763772143.thumbnail.jpg
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I would donate a thousand dollars to PETA if they had pictures of that snake eating Snookie. An extra $500 if they showed the big lump in the snake's belly as it went through the digestive process.
As for Posh's bolt ons..just can't. She must know that everyone thinks it's a joke. Then again she has a husband I would disown my family for, so something's working.
Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 1:12pm.
She should take a ride with her brother.
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This. Died. Me.
It all started with those photos of Hulk smearing tanning lotion all over her butt and inside her nekkid thighs.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 1:10pm.
She's destined to be one big fat walrus in about 5+ years.
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"to be"? Lucifer_Sam, she's there; her Spanx are working overtime (I have subject/verb agreement; you know that brickhouse is wearing layers upon layers of Spanx, Crazy Glue, Casey Anthony duct tape, and the sweat of Satan's minions to keep that shit in). Brooke, just go away to college (even dummies like you can get in somewhere), or marry and breed in obscurity, or give in to your true calling and your father's biggest fantasy, porn.
MK, you slayed me with this post.
I mean... maybe "talking" too much is their problem. Instead of posing in dog cages, trying to be all suggestive, Hulk needs to let Brooke explore her inner wolf on his masterful DICK.
Technically, he wasn't drooling over her nude carcass because it's not really her in the photos.
It's like I look like this:
http://cdn04.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/celebuzz/defau...
Then I pose for PETA and they do this:
http://www.theimagist.com/files/images/PT_763772143.thumbnail.jpg
I ask you, would it really be me whom my pappy is fappin' over?
(Oh, and off topic, but is she kidding with those knobs?:
http://blog.fooyoh.com/_data/patpoh/images/20060929/vb-implants1.jpg)