Kate Minus A Show
After weeks of rumors that TLC would become the less one cunt network (so that's what TLC really stands for) by dropping Kate Gosselin completely, they have officially announced that Kate Plus 8's current season will be its last and it will soon disappear like the rabid possum who used to feed on the dandruff balls on top of her head. The sound that was made when TLC brought down the ax sounded like this:
"TLC has decided not to renew another season of Kate Plus 8," a network rep said in a statement. "By the end of this season Kate Plus 8 will have hit the 150 episode mark (including Jon & Kate Plus 8); an exceptional milestone. TLC hopes to check in with Kate and the family periodically with specials in the future."
Well, those ten million children have been living the high life for way too long, anyway. It's about time they live like normal people by only surviving on garden hose water from the neighbor's yard and popcorn kernels. They'll have to get jobs selling dirt pies off the interstate and make all their clothes from FedEx sacks. Sure, they have millions upon millions of dollars from being whored out by their mother, but Kate needs that money to stretch so she can still maintain her $2000 a month weave and get her carcass sprayed with liquid copper every week. But on the bright side, now that the cameras will no longer be crawling all over their house, the kids won't to see their lens-fucking mom as much.
We might think that this is the end of a nightmare, but it's the only beginning. Now that Kate doesn't have an outlet for her famewhoreness, she's going to hit the ho stroll even harder. There is no God.
via E! Online
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I think she looks great!
She looks like one of those extra mean and controlling nurses (her former profession) - a Nurse Ratchet type.
I swear to God, there is probably a lizard hiding behind that funk-ass tan. She looks like a blonde version of Diana from "V"
My two kids are the exact same age as Kates twins and sextuplets so for that reason I will miss the show. I loved comparing how similar their personalities are to my kids - Dragons and Monkeys (Chinese zodiac). :)
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Fuck those extensions, I miss the reverse mullet.
I'd love to take a baseball bat to that fugly mug.
I didn't even know her show was still on! Ugh. Who wants to watch a show with a bitch and a boat load of brats anyway?
And seriously, I cannot believe this woman is in her mid 30s!!!! She easily could pass as 50. Yikes.
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Submitted by Honeybadger on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:33pm.
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Of course! I would love to hear the Dutch version.
I usually reserve the phrase for things such as 24 inch rims on a crappy car or too much makeup on a fugly broad.
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sucks to be her!
no...really...it sucks. :-P
Sandbitch...your avie...LOL.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:13am.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:08am.
what job skills does kate have other than squeezing out kids and yapping about it on tv?
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Ummm, I'm almost positive she is/was a nurse.
She has something to fall back on - it's just never gonna pay the bills for the mansion, along with the brand named clothing her and the children are accustomed to wearing.
Seems like her and Jon will be back on the same page ... if she can't milk the fame a little longer.
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i had no idea she was a nurse...you learn something new everyday...i work around nurses and just don't get that nurse vibe from kate...
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:08am.
what job skills does kate have other than squeezing out kids and yapping about it on tv?
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Ummm, I'm almost positive she is/was a nurse.
She has something to fall back on - it's just never gonna pay the bills for the mansion, along with the brand named clothing her and the children are accustomed to wearing.
Seems like her and Jon will be back on the same page ... if she can't milk the fame a little longer.
ok get ready to slap the cuffs on me: The word CUNT was invented with her in mind.
Couldn't have happened to a cuntier cunt. ;-P
what job skills does kate have other than squeezing out kids and yapping about it on tv?
wal mart greeters are usually a job reserved for older people, although looking at this picture of kate sure shows how hagged out she is...
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Shows about people who are always pissed off for one reason or another do not interest me. Kate Plus Hate is what they should've fucking called it.
Ow! It's like being hit with a cast iron skillet.
Submitted by Honeybadger on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:33pm.
Your grandad was obviously a wise man. With your permission, I'll start using the Dutch equivalent of this saying in my own right. Given our social and political climate it may it may come in handy.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:23pm.
As my grandpappy used to say "Just cause you put syrup on shit don't make it pancakes."
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
What a glum cunt.
Fuck it, arrest me.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
That's the problem with stylists. They are always so busy trying to make someone look hot & happening that they forget to take personal aspects into account. In Kate's case, the long hair and fake tan only accentuate the harshness of her face and that make-up is not really helping either. With a softer hairstyle - short wavy hair in multi-tones - and pastels she would look less like a hag.
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That's Kate? She looks like Joy Behar's new husband in a wig.
I can't believe the show is still on. I think American is getting tired of crazy breeders. I hope the Duggars are next.
She's only two years older than me. Looks more like two decades.
Oh. I should have read the whole thing! Why do we need to see any future specials? I feel bad for her kids though, I hope their future goes well and they go to college instead of living off of trying to keep their lives in the spotlight because they couldn't live away from the cameras. and try to get in some child-actor club.
It's about time this show gets the ax! I really don't see why it was necessary to document their raising of sextuplets for a whole season. I just hope that she doesn't get any job offers for more tv stuff and she can go away once and for all!
Good riddance!
This whore is lucky she got even one season.
Kate once told a magazine that if she had to, she'd go work at Burger King to support her kids*. Ooooh, how I hope that comes next.
*Not that I believe that for one second, mind you.
I'm pretty sure Kathie Lee and Hoda are welcoming someone to the wet bar. There are only 2 assholes on their show--and so many to pick from.
Submitted by joanne on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 6:52pm.
I hope the Duggars are next.
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At least the mom on that show is nice to her kids.
or does this mean she'll be back now?? shudder...what a horrible thought
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i haven't been seeing her in the media much recently, other than this. remember when her pictures were appearing everywhere like, every other day? what happened to that phase? (i mean, i don't want to jinx it but...am curious)
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I was so happy when I read this, I was in shock for a couple of hours.
This is the best news for the whole summer. I hate this bitch. She walks around like she's something special and anyone gives a shit what she has to say. Her kids are older now and she ain't got a man so who cares?
Now, I'm sure she's gonna try to push her way on some TV show (The View, Regis, something like that), but her 15 minutes ARE OVER!!!
I don't want to see this phony bitch anymore.
P.S. Do you notice since octomom and this cunt, there are almost no large multiple births anymore? I think that fad is finally over. About time.
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She will try to find a new network and if she doesn't she will be feigning poverty to get pity.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
...you is uglier than homemade soap, Kate.
Please, this woman isn't going back to work. She's going to squander the millions she's made and empty her kids' bank accounts. Maddy will turn 18, realize her college fund has a balance of $0, and blow Kate's head off (we've all seen it coming).
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 8:40pm.
@BBG: She does look like the Grinch don't she?
I was tryna think why she looked so familiar.
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That frown. This is what Disney-version Cinderella's evil stepmother would look like, if she moved next door to Kris Jenner and got a blonde weave.
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That face is Beef Jerky Lite.
@BBG: She does look like the Grinch don't she?
I was tryna think why she looked so familiar.
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We all talk about Bitchface, but I'd like to reference this pic to petition my fellow dlisters to acknowledge the growing prevalence of Grinchface.
(And yeah, her heart is 3 sizes to small. Sort of like Jon's penis.)
She better get crackin'. Those JC Penney getups don't but themselves
Thank God they finally decided to send that brood sow to the slaughter house. I'll bet her hamhocks and bacon will be tough as whet leather.
You know, she's foolish and I think mentally ill (though not dumb), but I don't dislike Octomom, and I don't have anywhere near the almost hate for her that I have for Kate Gosselin. However, as I previously posted, I'm wary now of the reality show monsters I might help to create.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 7:33pm.
One down and way too many more to think about. She made a shitload of money already from the show, she really shouldn't have anything bad to say.
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But you know nothing is ever enough for this bitch. She taught me a lesson about helping to create a media monster and my own complicity in such monstrousity.
Kate Gosselin minus a show = OCTOMOM! Except a bit more boxy.
One down and way too many more to think about. She made a shitload of money already from the show, she really shouldn't have anything bad to say.
why did i jusst get some type of warning..about by comment?...like.. Warning Will Robinson!!..wth
Bet her old possum hair is somewhere having a toast to this. Serves that bitch right for turning her back on her awesome do.
No but serious, this heifer really deserved to be cancelled she was a cunt before she even deserved to be a cunt. You have to EARN the cunt. Not to mention she was a major ass to her kids. Too bad the kids don't get to cancel her as a mom.
I hope the Duggars are next.
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No words are even necessary to express my sheer UTTER FUCKING JOY!
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