Kate Minus A Show
After weeks of rumors that TLC would become the less one cunt network (so that's what TLC really stands for) by dropping Kate Gosselin completely, they have officially announced that Kate Plus 8's current season will be its last and it will soon disappear like the rabid possum who used to feed on the dandruff balls on top of her head. The sound that was made when TLC brought down the ax sounded like this:
"TLC has decided not to renew another season of Kate Plus 8," a network rep said in a statement. "By the end of this season Kate Plus 8 will have hit the 150 episode mark (including Jon & Kate Plus 8); an exceptional milestone. TLC hopes to check in with Kate and the family periodically with specials in the future."
Well, those ten million children have been living the high life for way too long, anyway. It's about time they live like normal people by only surviving on garden hose water from the neighbor's yard and popcorn kernels. They'll have to get jobs selling dirt pies off the interstate and make all their clothes from FedEx sacks. Sure, they have millions upon millions of dollars from being whored out by their mother, but Kate needs that money to stretch so she can still maintain her $2000 a month weave and get her carcass sprayed with liquid copper every week. But on the bright side, now that the cameras will no longer be crawling all over their house, the kids won't to see their lens-fucking mom as much.
We might think that this is the end of a nightmare, but it's the only beginning. Now that Kate doesn't have an outlet for her famewhoreness, she's going to hit the ho stroll even harder. There is no God.
via E! Online