Introducing The Anti-Plastic Face League Of All-Natural Actresses

That sound of an iceberg breaking off and falling into the ocean you hear is actually Nicole Kidman trying to raise a brow over what Kate Winslet said to The Telegraph recently. 35-year-old Kate says that she, Rachel Weisz and Emma Thompson have formed of group of superhero actresses who are dropping kicking the plastic surgeon's scalpel and shooting bullets through silicone titty sacks, because turning their bodies into a frozen tundra of zero emotion is against their "morals." Kate Winslet's alleged original nose hummed out the melody to "Don't You Forget About Me" while she, Rachel and Emma said this:

“I will never give in,” vows Winslet. “It goes against my morals, the way that my parents brought me up and what I consider to be natural beauty.”

Winslet, who is the daughter of “jobbing actors” from Berkshire, adds: “I am an actress, I don’t want to freeze the expression of my face.”

Her comments echo those by Thompson, to whom she has been close since they appeared together in Sense and Sensibility in 1995. “I’m not fiddling about with myself,” said Thompson, 52. “We’re in this awful youth-driven thing now where everybody needs to look 30 at 60.”

Weisz, 41, for her part, has said her natural beauty is an asset. “People who look too perfect don’t look sexy or particularly beautiful,” said the Oscar-winning star of The Constant Gardener, who married Daniel Craig this year.

Okay...and? You can close your open palm, Kate, because nobody's going to get a step ladder to climb up to your high horse and give you a gold star.

Really, what's this "morals" crap? Stretching your face until you're barely recognizable doesn't make you a bad person, it just makes you a bad person to look at sometimes. If a Meg Ryan type wants to transform her face into Howard the Duck as seen through eyes of Picasso, who am I to judge? Yes, I'll make fun of her until my fingers go sore just like I'm making fun of Kate for standing at the altar of self-righteousness as the choir sings out "thiiiiiiiiis biiiiiiitch."

It's really not that serious. If you want to fuck with your face, fuck with your face. If you don't want to fuck with your face, don't fuck with your face. If you want to type the beautiful word fuck four times in two sentences, then type the beautiful word fuck four times in two sentences.

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Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:27pm.

If some women learned how to take care of their skin from when they were knee high, there would be no need for all those things. Reconstruction is different like a nose job. Sometimes you may need that.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:22pm.

They both are starting to sound a little Goopy-esque. Shaddup and stick to screwing Daniel Craig before he loses interest!

Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:18pm.

I would like the name of this diet where you lose weight in your nose. I really thought I had tried them all.

Submitted by friendlyskies on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:16pm.

Well, even if they don't make it to 60 without giving into Hollywood pressure, at least they aren't getting sliced up young. Whatever, like MK says, if you want to fuck with your face, go for it. But stars inadvertently put pressure on young women, who make some baaaad decisions on a much lower budget. Glad there are other "roll models" out there.

I saw some really nasty plastic surgery today sitting at a coffee shop, she couldn't have been over 40 (though I suppose you never know). That weird skin, the fish lips, the slanty eye thing, all really badly done. She didn't look rich either. Maybe she had been in a car accident or something. If it was voluntary, though, I bet she wishes she'd held off until after menopause.

Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:14pm.

I love Kate Winslet; I don't care what any of you horz think. Jelly h8erz!!!!!111

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:13pm.

Rachel has been botoxed to hell and back.

Kate Winslet is so fucking full of shit. She never opens her mouth to talk about anything except her looks/fat ass, and it's blindingly obvious she's had cartilage removal rhinoplasty around the tip of her nose to refine it.

I don't trust anything this cunt says. She graduated from the Halle Berry University of Barefaced Lying. She lied about having a natural birth the first time around because she was trying desperately to gain favour and be some ~femme hero~ or whatever, and I'm positive she's doing it again.

I have no problem with cosmetic surgery - actually I'm ALL for it within reason - just don't fucking lie about it and say you lost weight, because people don't lose weight from their fucking nose which is made up of bone and cartilage and skin ONLY.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:10pm.

I mist say I always find it amusing when gorgeous looking people like Rachel Weisz say how gorgeous looking people are not really beautiful. it is like thin people telling fat people that weight is irrelevant.
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Submitted by electrique on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:02pm.

I think Hilary Swank is gorgeous. I can't believe someone told her that.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:01pm.

Well, European (and that includes the British) women have a different take on "refreshing" their faces, and while it may not include conventional plastic surgery, they do find other ways (lasers, chemical peels, that weird netting-lifting thing under the hairline that Catherine Deneuve had, etc.).

That said, yeah, British women are less inclined to go under the knife than American (or Australian or South American) women. And yeah, they end up looking better in their old age.

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Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 6:02pm.

Poke me when a non gorgeous actress says this shit. Like Hilary Swank, who was actually told by a reporter that her work was better because she wasn't pretty.

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He must have wanted to fuck her. Her work has never been good.

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Submitted by ginger_t on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:48pm.

Well, it's all fun and games until things REALLY start to go south. I wonder if these women will (quietly) change their tune once the roles start to fully dry up and/or significant signs of aging appear. Right now they all look marvelous. I, too, claimed I'd be proud of grey hair and wrinkles when I was 30. My 42 year old bf gave me the full side eye. And he was right.

Also, MK, love you dearly, but you're a dude and you just will never get it (although I do know from my gay friends that gay men often receive the same type of brutal physical assessment, attention, and inattention in certain social circles). Still, women are under far greater pressure/scrutiny to maintain a youthful appearance. These women should be lauded for their public statements, but it will take a cultural change for their efforts to be rewarded with continued most favored nation status as a 50+ year old in Hollywood.

Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:43pm.

I don't know about Emma, but I'm pretty sure Rachel and Kate have gotten something tweaked. I can't remember for sure but I believe that isn't Rachel's real nose.

While I could understand their grandstanding (fucking British "thespians") if they weren't working actresses, but they work, and pretty steadily, so they need to STFU because there are many women their age who didn't fuck on famous men who can't find work because they're over 40. Many didn't have the luxury of fucking on a Mendes (actually both fucked on him), Aronofksy, or a Branagh instead they have to tweak because 40-60 is that grey area of Hollywood where women are cast out. They're either too old to play young and too young to play old.

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Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:40pm.

Love ya Kate onscreen, but you are obviously full of shit.
You are no Toni Collette.
Also, since when is restylane and collagen injections considered "Plastic surgery"? I do not think Nicole Kidman has had anything done outside of a spa clinic, i.e. plastic surgery. Also, let's face it people, she has done a much more impressive body of acting work both onscreen and onstage than either Kate or Rachel.

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Jane Fonda had a facelift and openly admitted it on tv despite her pact not to...These bitches will too.

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I'm not a fan of it, but talk to me when I'm 60 (and if I can afford it). You just be sure to bite me on the ass when I start to look Wildensteinian. (Did you know that she kept tigers on her huge-ass piece of land in Africa? I'm glad that you escaped.)

Submitted by ZenShaman on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:35pm.

LOVE EMMA THOMPSON! Highly recommend seeing her performance in the Mike Nichols film, "Wit." It is brilliant and haunting.

As an avid movie fan, I do notice if an actor has had a lot of work done. It is distracting and affects their performance. *side-eye to Nicole Kidman*

Meryl Streep and Diane Keaton are two other actresses who seem to be aging gracefully and are still getting acting roles.

Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:32pm.

Poke me when a non gorgeous actress says this shit. Like Hilary Swank, who was actually told by a reporter that her work was better because she wasn't pretty.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:32pm.

I don't see the problem with a subtle touch up, just don't go all Joan Van Ark on yourself.

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Submitted by hotpocket on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:31pm.

She looks good, but she should have been specific, like no Botox, no facelift, etc. because girl's been sliced. Hurray for real boobies, though. Hers are def real and she doesn't do Botox from what I can see.

What ticks me off is when people say men age better than women. No they don't, it's just that on men, wrinkles and gray hair are socially acceptable, and even considered sexy sometimes. (Mah Boo.) Everyone calls my little brother my older brother, and a lot of men my age have wrinkles, etc. and I don't. Anyway, this bogus perception needs to be re-worked.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:29pm.

The movie industry is over with having to deal with searching for good-looking AND talented actors so it has become a shithole of "pretty" "age-less" assholes with the acting talents of a box of hammers. Having said that, don't tell me these women haven't had any plastic surgery or some sort of cosmetic aid somewhere in their path to stardom. They eventually cave in and resort to nose jobs, boob jobs, face lifts, lip fillers, lipo, etc. and it's usually done at the beginning of their careers.

If noses were able to shrink after losing weight, then the opposite would be true: fat people should have huge fat noses and skinny people ahould have skinny small noses.. but truth is, it's bullshit. I think it's the same crap people like Halle Berry pull when they suddenly have huge boobs... she claimed her boobs got bigger by a special diet. Besides, age makes you have bigger noses and bigger ears. Fact.

Poctographic evidence says Kate and Rachel are bullshitting the public... same goes for the Michael Jackson clone, Angelina Jolie.

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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:25pm.

I say an amen and hallelujah to that shit!! About fucking time someone said pulling your face so tight you can't even blink, plumping your lips to the point that even ducks don't want shit to do with you, and of course, botoxing all feeling and emotion from your entire face is for fools and bored folks who really want to retire from the human race and become aliens....but enough of that...i am almost the big 50 and am so glad my husband said NO, NO NO TO THE SCALPEL...told me he would leave me if I even considered it...and now I feel like compared to the Whoretrashian skank clan, Meg, Darryl, Priscilla, Taylor Armstrong, the list goes on and on...I think I look better.....and I know I feel better...it doesn't hurt that these women are gorgeous to begin with, but take a tip from Helen Mirren, aging is a gorgeous thing...and some wrinkles are really quite cool....means you have lived and have a character...not a blank slate the world can shit on anytime!!

Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:28pm.

This is some real fucked up fuckin fuckery.
I don't give a fuck.
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Submitted by electrique on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:21pm.

Psh, wake me up when an ugly actress says this.

Submitted by Andrei on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:20pm.

So, is this another form of religion? If so.. nooooo.

Submitted by No Words on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:19pm.

I am totally in agreement with the whole "NO PLASTIC SURGERY EVER" stance...I can't stand watching these women ruin their looks.

What is completely stupid, though, is claiming to "never have had nor never will have" plastic surgery when it is obvious you have!

I'm looking at you, Kate Winslet!

Love Emma Thompson, by the way...and she can act circles around Kate Winslet.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:25pm.
STFU Kate! So tired of her embracing her curves, refusing to "give in", blah blah. What the fuck does she want, a damn brownie? Give it a rest.
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*Tiger nose twitching*...Did you just say brownie??? I WANT A BROWNIE...C'mon Cups, give up your oven bruthas to a HONGRY tiger...(especially the...uh...Rastafarian kind...)

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LOL@Oven bruthas!

Submitted by spankypants on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:16pm.

Kate will probably pull the ol' I had a deviated septum procedure that Cameron Diaz and Aniston always pull out of their asses.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:14pm.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:40pm.
I am not sure about Rachel and Emma, but Kate has some ovaries to make these declarations and join Salma Hayek and JLo in the "I've never had plastic surgery" club. Bitch, please...who do you think you are talking to? Stevie Wonder? We've all seen what you used to look like.

I have no problem with people improving on their good looks, especially in showbiz, but don't give me this bullshit.

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Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:14pm.

Remember when Kate used to be all about her curves and how she was outraged that she was photoshopped thinner back in Titanic days...cut to ten years later and she's been with a personal trainer to get and stay slim and allows Lancome to airbrush her into oblivian in their ads. I like her but come on

Submitted by Bree on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:14pm.

I want to hate on Kate but I can't. She is pretty and talented, and I'm a bit jealous. Although she is a bit two faced in that she was all "blah blah blah curvy women are beautiful" when she was thick and then dropped that mantra when she lost a crap ton of weight so I wouldn't be surprised if she reneged on this too.

Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:14pm.

Kate Winslet already looks older than 35.The bloom is fading fast from that English rose,so it wouldn't surprise me if she did inject fillers sooner or later. If a biopic of Pamela Digby Churchill Hayward Harriman is made within the next decade, she'll garner another Oscar for it.Trust

I like Rachel Weisz.

Emma Thompson is extremely gifted;therefore she doesn't have to be a flawless,ageless beauty. Totally love her as a screenwriter and an actress.

Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:14pm.

Wait why don't I like Rachel Weisz again? Did she cheat with someone's husband?

Submitted by Jintess on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:13pm.

I don't get the Kate Winslet love
The only reason I liked her is because she was chubby in Titanic and Jack Dawson liked her.

This person is not going to reinvent film or method acting.
Plus Leo looks more like her these days than he looks like Titanic hotness

Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:10pm.

I am not sure about Rachel and Emma, but Kate has some ovaries to make these declarations and join Salma Hayek and JLo in the "I've never had plastic surgery" club. Bitch, please...who do you think you are talking to? Stevie Wonder? We've all seen what you used to look like.

I have no problem with people improving on their good looks, especially in showbiz, but don't give me this bullshit.

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Submitted by kieranx on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:09pm.

Sometimes I wish Kate Winslet would get botox so that it might freeze her jaw muscles and keep her from saying pretentious twaddle like this.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:09pm.

mrstobaisfunke, I can appreciate your comment about Kate's weight loss, but hers was a subtle nose job. :)

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To piggyback on what you just said, I saw a documentary about the Ed Sullivan show. It's an old documentary but it showed a young Joan Rivers onstage and the Joan Rivers of that time before she had plastic surgery. She was not a bad looking woman, not gorgeous but not ugly either.

She must've really had a bad self image. Kinda sad.

Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:10pm.

Emma's a great actress (arguably the best of the bunch), but she's just not in the same league looks-wise. She's not ugly, but she's always been average-looking (which is fine - she's never promoted herself, or been promoted as a great beauty).

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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:31pm
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Jane Fonda had a facelift and openly admitted it on tv despite her pact not to...These bitches will too.

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Submitted by chestybongos on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:06pm.

Why can't it be against Kate Winslet's 'morals' to not be an unbearable bitch? Seriously we'd all be fine if you renounce your vow of tragic unself-awareness and got a fucking clue. Not to mention how hard is to refuse to fuck with what nature gave you (any more than you have already) when you're 35?

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Submitted by guest on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:05pm.

Lol Weezy!

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It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:25pm.
STFU Kate! So tired of her embracing her curves, refusing to "give in", blah blah. What the fuck does she want, a damn brownie? Give it a rest.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:01pm.

Rosanna Arquette made a documentary called "Searching for Debra Winger" (or something like that). She interviews many actresses about Hollywood and the roles available to them, aging, etc. There's a great moment when Frances McDormand and Holly Hunter talk about plastic surgery. McDormand proposes to Hunter that they not get plastic surgery; that way, they will have the corner market on playing older women (in Hollywood years, someone 35 and up).

Winslet might have had a nose job, I don't know, but the one she has is nice. And while her statement might come across as sanctimonious, I agree about the whole silliness of women massacring their faces to try and look like they think they did 20 years ago. I'm sure I don't have to list examples because all you need to do is scroll through MK's posts. But just in case: Joan van Ark, Lisa Rinna, Jessica Lange, Nicole Kidman, Pete Burns, the recently added Mike Jeffries, etc. And if you're going to do it, be tasteful like Catherine Deneuve and Jane Fonda (of course it helps if you were gorgeous to begin with...).

I'll see some woman walking ahead of me, her shapely cheeks cupped by tight jeans, topped off with a tight shirt showing a bit of midriff skin. Then I pass her by and see that she's Jane Wyman. Now that is some Benjamin Button shit.

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:25pm.

Natural or not, I do think Kate is one of the prettiest actresses working today. Not hot, but pretty.
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Oh, she was the shit when she was heavier. I liked Minnie Driver when she was heavier too. Mmmmmmm, milkshakes.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:00pm.

Kate and Emma are perfect. Rachel Weisz is a cheap cunt.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:19pm.
Kate Winslet had BETTER be referring to face lifts and shit, because she had a NOSE JOB (yet denies it). I hate when they lie!!! I used to love Kate W too, but since hearing her denial, I can't stand her

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 3:58pm.

Wait til these whores see what full blown menopause does to their faces...They'll Jane Fonda that pact soon enough...
And I agree with MK, fuck with your face if you wanna, don't if you don't. I'm just glad I'm a poor slut, cuz I'd totally fuck with my face if I had the money...And a dumb bitch with money does not equal good plastic surgery. Yep, I'm one whore who should NEVER be rich. Forch, I'm still pre-meno so it ain't that bad age wise...but I've never liked my nose and I'd love to have younger looking eyes...and my lips are a bit thin...SEE???? This is a person who shouldn't be rich...

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Submitted by mrs.tobiasfunke on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 3:58pm.

Kate lost a significant amount of weight in the 11 years that those 2 pics were taken, so...it could definitely be the reason for her nose being narrower.

All for the whole plastic surgery vendetta, it does make sense as actors cannot live without facial expressions. So good for them if that's how they feel! Please tell me they whisper about Nicole Kidman behind her back at award ceremonies...

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 3:58pm.

"If you want to fuck with your face, fuck with your face. If you don't want to fuck with your face, don't fuck with your face. If you want to type the beautiful word fuck four times in two sentences, then type the beautiful word fuck four times in two sentences."

Exsqeeze me but that's six times in three sentences, MK. Duh. I mean, fuck, what the fuck?

Submitted by putas on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 3:56pm.

Rachel weisz doesn't exactly need any help! She's flawless. And mike is right technically fillers are not counted as surgery...so they can cheat'. No nasolabial folds happpening there!

Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 3:56pm.

Kate, wake me when your tits don't costar in every fucking movie you are in and then we will talk about morals.