Why, Hello There, Danny Moder

How much $$$ does that rich old-bag pay that gorgeous homosexual to be her 'boy friend'?

"I'm too busy telling Danny Moder's body that I'm just a gay, standing in front of a hot piece, asking it to rub him."

^bahahahahaha! Love the Notting Hill reference, M.K. Thanks for the laughs

I can't stand this old maid looking, over-rated, bitch. I met her once and she was the most narcisisstic, self-absorbed, celebrity I ever me. Did you see at the opening of that movie with Tom Hanks. She walks up to the interviewer and says (before he says anything to her)
"Everyone keeps asking me about Tom Hanks" eyes rolling "Now what. are YOU gonna ask me?" Like she was threatening this guy.

I have heard stories about her husband being not so kind to her. Can you blame him? I wish she would just stay out of my line of vision.

a total bitch!

She looks every day her age. She's hefty, too. BFD. He has to look studdish in order to keep her attention. She'll toss his ass eventually, but until then he'll earn his keep as a stud for her. Usually a woman works insanely to keep her man's attention; this is the exact opposite.

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:29pm.

And if he's fucking around on her, she probably knows and doesn't care. Remember, Julia's got A list status, she didn't get there on acting ability alone. I've heard at least a couple of stories about her ability to "close" movie deals. That mouth might be famous for more than it's big wide smile.

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It didn't hurt that her brother was a well respected and established actor either.

Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 11:59am.
Some women just don't want to admit it's time for a one piece bathing suit. I guess it's like a balding man and a comb-over.

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Ha, ha, excellent! So true; that's a good one, mike. But she is in her 40s, has three kids, and is just trying to enjoy a beach day with her family, and... Oh forget it. She's an overrated asshole who was wrongly told how talented and beautiful she is way too many times. She chose and has profited much from this career, and paps taking her picture is the price to pay (and reminds folks that her irrelevant ass is still somewhat relevant). I still remember her wearing that "A Low Vera" t-shirt. Maybe it was the only available tee out of thousands that she owns that was clean that day, and it was just an unfortunate coincidence that her married boyfriend's wife's name is Vera. While his marriage may have been on the rocks already, the tee, however meaningless to her, was, I think, in bad taste. But what do I know? She is, after all, America's sweetheart, forever "Pretty Woman." Blech.

From this "People" article:
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20140645,00.html

"Yet the friend says that an incident in which Roberts was photographed in a cryptic T-shirt reading "A Low Vera" bothered Danny's dad, film producer Michael Moder (Beverly Hills Cop, Crimson Tide). "Mike is a principled guy, and he likes Vera," says the friend. Steimberg remains "friendly" with the Moder family, including Michael, 67, says the pal. (Moder's mom, Patti, died in 2001.) Roberts, meanwhile, has struck up a friendship with Moder's sister Jane, even visiting Jane's daughter Olivia's second-grade classroom last year and chatting with the students. "

Bookworm, my acting teacher despises Julia. He's been doing film work regularly since the 80s, so he does know lots of ppl in the industry and he would always tell us all kinds of stories about actors, agents etc. Yes, Julia is a major bitch and she is unkind to everyone. I don't get why Tom Hanks loves her. Or maybe he doesn 't
really and is just too nice to piss someone who is so "beloved".

Oh, and Julia has lip injections.

Submitted by ElleDriver on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:26pm.
For all of you defending Julia: yeah, most of the criticism about her body is probably over the top, but I have absolutely no sympathy for her. She stole Moder away from his wife, respected and much-liked Hollywood make-up artist Vera Moder. Julia then proceeded to rub her affair with Moder in Vera's face, by wearing stupid tacky homemade t-shirts like "A Low Vera" while out in public in front of the paps (because Vera refused to sign the divorce papers.) Bitch then decides to get married to Moder on July 4th, because she wanted to "celebrate Danny's independence" from his former wife.

So yeah, heifer or not, homegirl deserves any ill-will thrown in her direction. She's fucking obnoxious, and he's a unemployed douche with a perpetual wandering dick.
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Amen! Can't stand this broad and besides, she was sleeping with Javier while Penny was preggers! This broad is one narcissitic b*tch.

Does anyone remember how mean she was to Maria Muenos during an interview? What a toad.

Benjamin Bratt has nothing good to say about her either.

From all accounts Julia Roberts is one of the cuntiest cunts in Hollyweird. I believe it too! Just seeing her on Letterman a few times made me see the cuntiness in action. She is a smug, sarcastic, bitchy asshole.

And when she starts on about how people shouldn't have plastic surgery I wanna shank the bitch! She HAS had plastic surgery, the lying bitch. Her boobs are fake. And no doubt her face has felt the prick of one or two needles full of botox/fillers.

I don't care about her hubby one way or another.

guys with bodies like that aren't fucking their wives/women or are secretly gay. I want to be a gay man in my next life.

Even high and doing straight-to-dvd movies, her brother Eric is the better actor.

Aaron Eckhart is the only actor whom I can think of who has worked with Eric Roberts ("The Dark Knight") and Julia Roberts ("Erin Brokovich" [however the fuck it's spelled]).

Danny seems so disconnected to the kids and Julia...

It's almost like he's thinking, "how much longer do I have to stay around this bitch, before I can sneak off and get me some side piece"?

Boring.

This woman sucks and everything she stands for is shit. Why must people (in general) suck so much and like shit so much?

Horsefaced cunt would never amount to anything in life if people were more discerning.

Complete insufferable bitch-I never understood how she got to be such a huge star anyway…

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Submitted by ElleDriver on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:26pm.

amen Sista! i feel exactly the same.

i've hated her for a long time but ESPECIALLY when she stole the Best Actress Oscar for stupid "Erin Brockovich" from Ellen Burstyn in "Requiem for a Dream". any actress could have played that part in Erin Brockovich ... was it really a STRETCH for her? hell no. Ellen was robbed.

julia .. ugh.

Eddie Cibrian - Danny Moder shows you how it's DONE.

Bitch Danny doesn't do shit - watch Julia hussle to put up the fort by herself while Danny eats and looks purty.

LeAnne - THIS is your future.

Michael K, you are really really funny. I appreciate the Nottinghill thingy you slipped in there.

Julia Roberts has a TRAMP STAMP!!!! Ewwwwww!!!!

I would want nothing but to call Julia Roberts a fat cow butane looks great for having had twins especially at the age she had them. If I were to ever have a kid, hopefully I could look like her post-pregnancy.

I haven't seen a lot of post-pregnancy stomachs but I do know that a lot of women don't go back to their pre-pregnancy weight. I know that one reason is that a lot of women are just lazy and don't try to work out to get fit again but genes are sometimes to blame as well.

I'd be paranoid that one of those sticks would come down and smack my kid in the eye. No homemade umbrella shit for me! If there was a thought cloud sitting over that kid's head , it would read : this fort sucks.

Oh...she still exists? I always found her to be very overrated as an actress.

She makes enough money and doesn't give a damn anymore. If some of the older, big male stars can walk around with their chubby man titties a'floppin and beer guts a'blazin, Julia can have her gunt. She just looks like an average mom, not like Jabba the Hut or anything.

AMEN to what elledriver said!!

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Thank god there were no tight shots of the talentless hag's cavernous cakehole. Or worse, audio.

A wobble of jelly-belly on a Mom is not offensive; but a one-piece would have been more becoming.

For all of you defending Julia: yeah, most of the criticism about her body is probably over the top, but I have absolutely no sympathy for her. She stole Moder away from his wife, respected and much-liked Hollywood make-up artist Vera Moder. Julia then proceeded to rub her affair with Moder in Vera's face, by wearing stupid tacky homemade t-shirts like "A Low Vera" while out in public in front of the paps (because Vera refused to sign the divorce papers.) Bitch then decides to get married to Moder on July 4th, because she wanted to "celebrate Danny's independence" from his former wife.

So yeah, heifer or not, homegirl deserves any ill-will thrown in her direction. She's fucking obnoxious, and he's a unemployed douche with a perpetual wandering dick.

WHAT A FAT PIG! LOOK AT ALL OF HER FLABBY ROLLS AND CREASES. Stfu, serious. There is nothing wrong with her body or face. She looks good and natural, and remember she isn't 20 years old anymore. No wodner people have so many fucking body issues.

The horse has a beer gut.

He doesn't look very interested in his kids.

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"You dumb bitch, I am home."

Submitted by yummy_pizza on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 2:03pm.

But yes, she does have all the time in the world, not the mention the resources, to tone herself up.

Perhaps she no longer cares????
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Or perhaps, she's actually raising her 3 young children and working out 7 days a week isnt a priority for her. She's never played a sex symbol in her movies - so who cares if it's toned or not?

Maybe she doesnt care ... maybe she's content with her body and her husband likes her with some curves. Or maybe she does things that no one knows about (like, charities, PTA, home improvements, cooks, etc) and working out til she looks like Madonna and Gwyneth is not her cup of tea.

I cant hate on her ... she looks all natural, hasnt caved into Hollywood's body image issues... plus she had 3 kids. She appears to be real. Atleast in the physical sense.

Danny on the other hand looks oblivious as all hell ... I can feel the difference in their energy just by looking at the photos. She's trying to entertain the kids, buidling shit, hover over them, be in protective mama mode and he's ....eating and in charge of sunblock (apparently). What a goof.

They seem perfectly at ease with each other. She looks fine, he looks fine. No scandals on the horizon as yet. What's the deal of this entry? Must be slow today.

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Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 2:03pm.
Oh, come on, people. She's had two pregnancies and she's in her 40's. I'd rather see someone relatable like her than a nipped and tucked monster
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Yeah true and one of those pregnancies was twins = stretch out the yingyang.

All that aside, I can't stand her. Totally over-rated and crazy to boot.

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Go abuse your lonely girl bon-bons and toss them in a fire if you like.~super martian

Not attractive. Never got the hype and even if she was drop-dead gorgeous, it doesn't change the fact she is a total bitch.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 2:17pm.

Shocked that someone who looks just fucking fine is getting picked on by Dlisted's very own supermodels.
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LOL!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 2:17pm.

Shocked that someone who looks just fucking fine is getting picked on by Dlisted's very own supermodels.
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LOL!
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Shocked that someone who looks just fucking fine is getting picked on by Dlisted's very own supermodels. Bah. Shit's tiring.

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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma

I always think it's cool the way Michael K doesn't show close ups of celeb kids! Now, onto Danny Moders Manorexia...OMG!!

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:44pm.

Well adoption could be an option for those who don't want their ass, tits, tummy, and twat stretched and dropped. :D
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Consider it payback for your visual gift of "twat stretched and dropped"

Oh, come on, people. She's had two pregnancies and she's in her 40's. I'd rather see someone relatable like her than a nipped and tucked monster.

But yes, she does have all the time in the world, not the mention the resources, to tone herself up.

Perhaps she no longer cares????

IF, I live in L.A., which is probably one of the reasons I am cuckoo about bodies....lol

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:50pm.

Submitted by BBGemini on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:14pm.
I can still squeeze morse code on a pinky finger downtown, lol.
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.....awww fuck... no thank you for that image. :S

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I don't know what that means. Is it meaning she has a tight vag?

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OH! Criticism of a woman's body! YES!

It says on the article from the dailymail that Julia looks "fabulous" at 43, but I say NAH! she looks like your above-average 40+ year old. She's not THAT fat like your average woman at her age, but looks flabby and slightly chunky. She doesn't need to spend hours and hours at the gym, but a little exercise and healthy food could do wonders for her. These people are celebrities, damn it!. They can afford a personal trainer and personal gym.

By the way, a truly fabulous 40+ year old woman is Aniston, hands down.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Lady bodybuilder arms are gross but I would happily cut off Jenny A's arms and have them surgically attached to mine (yours too, PSL so watch the EFF out!).

I swim and play tennis weekly and also have eliptical time using the arms thingy but my arms still aren't as toned as I'd like. :(

However, I have 22% body fat at age 41 and having 3 back to back babies in my 30s so MY SMALL BAT WINGS ARE HERE TO STAY I THINK!!!!!

*still planning the de-arming of PSL* -um, where do you live again?? I want to send you a ...a...a postcard. Yeah, that's right - a postcard!*

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NEWS FLASH FOR MK::::: Danny is ALSO 'a gay' !!!

Also< how much $$$ does tired old-bag Julia have to pay gorgeous young homosexual Danny to be her 'boyfriend'?

Submitted by BBGemini on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:14pm.
I can still squeeze morse code on a pinky finger downtown, lol.
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.....awww fuck... no thank you for that image. :S

We have become so jaded with to much plastic surgery celebrity bodies that when we see one with a regular body they are labeled gross or fat. She looks just fine. She probably looked better than most people on that beach.

I am not talking about bodybuilder arms, or the women attached to them.

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Been down one time, been down two times
Never goin back again
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Muscles schmuscles...I go to the gym but honestly everytime the girls with the masculine bodies open their mouths I die a little inside. Too much time at the gym and not enough time developing their brains

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. "
Oscar Wilde