It's Helen Mirren's Turn To Talk About Plastic Faces
Because it is obviously the week where every single British actress (and cuntresses who keep telling themselves they're British) have something to say about plastic surgery crap, Helen Mirren shared her thoughts with InStyle on women refurbishing their faces. Helen said last year that she thinks hos should do whatever they want to their bodies and faces, but now she's saying that chicks of a certain age (aka Kim Kardassian, Heidi Montag, Megan Fox, etc.. etc...) should preserve their youth by staying away from Dr. 90210.
“The only thing I don’t like on young people is plastic surgery. The purity of youthful beauty is so fantastic to me that it’s horrific when young girls get fake things.”
Horrific? That is a fightin' word to describe the definition of youthful beauty that 16-year-old Courtney Stodden blooms out with every move of her face:
Helen Mirren better sleep in the dark with broken camera lenses around her (Courtney Stodden doesn't go into a room unless it's lit up and ready for recordin'), because it's only a matter of time before Courtney slithers under her bedroom door to pornface her to death.
And this is off-topic, but does anybody know the kind of hung...um...flower...that Helen Mirren is holding in the picture above? I ask, because I've always been told that I have a green anus thumb.
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"Helen Mirren is the only old lady I have the hots for."
60s is not really "old" anymore.
"I think "youth" is over-rated as far as beauty goes. Personally, I find women who are my mom's age (50's-60's)...the ones who used to be hippies and have taken care of themselves...doing yoga and eating organic and whatnot...to be extremely beautiful."
Same. Though 50s is more the Punk generation.. lol
That Courtney Stodden picture creeps me the fuck out.
We should all be so lucky as to age like Helen Mirren. Dems some good genes der!
I think the flower is a type of orchid.
Ahh...the sacred vagina vine...the fruit from which may be implanted to replace dried up dusty post-menopausal cooches.
I see that Helen has made her selection..
I think "youth" is over-rated as far as beauty goes. Personally, I find women who are my mom's age (50's-60's)...the ones who used to be hippies and have taken care of themselves...doing yoga and eating organic and whatnot...to be extremely beautiful. There's just a certain glow about them...combined with wisdom of life...plus they usually speak their mind quite loudly b/c they come from that generation. I hope to be like that some day!
Everyone here is talking about how good looking young people are but I feel the opposite. I don't think people get really good looking until their late 20's or so. There is too much bad fashion, bad make-up, zits, horrible hair. Kids are just too trendy and most people can't wear that shit. Plus, they are insecure and it shows in the way their faces still look babyish. They have yet to get great cheekbones, etc.
That photo!
Preach it Helen. I am not anti surgery, if you can afford it and it makes you happy then it's nobody elses business. I've had Macrolane on my tatas to perk them up after breastfeeding. Thing about these types of procedures, it really is addictive. You start looking at yourself and thinking your lips could be a little bigger, or my nose is kinds crooked and to fix it is so damn EASY.
I've had to pinky swear to myself to not get any shit done to my face until I actually have wrinkles because unless you really do have deep frown lines, saggy ass tortoise neck or a nose only your mother could love, you really don't need surgery. Half the celebrities who had nose jobs, even good ones, don't really look like themselves anymore.
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I think the doctors that agree to do the procedures on young people have committed some ethics violations. Look at the Hilton sisters (for scientific purposes only). In their early teens, neither one of them had visible eyelids, so they both obviously had surgery, and I think Paris' surgery is what caused the wonk eye. And if my avie really is Courtney Tooms just 2 years ago, no medical professional should have touched that.
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Mirren looks better than most of those plastic people.
Helen Mirren is the only old lady I have the hots for. She's holding a pitcher plant. They're imported to the US by a little asian guy here in San Francisco. You can buy them at most Hydro stores because they're carnivorous plants that feed on bugs. If you get one Michael. Don't pour water in the pitcher! It's the quickest way to kill one of them. Water the roots only.
She's old and we all know time can't be rewinded, so she does appreciate youth unlike younger people who take time and youth for granted.
Besides, plenty of people are insecure, impressionable, gullible and dumb and are the easier targets from both the consmetic and plastic surgery insdustries. Without them, these industries would be a lot less rich than they are now. It doesn't matter if having duck beaks make them look like shit. It doesn't matter if their noses look plastic and fake. It doesn't matter if it's freaking obvious they are using botox and their faces look frozen. For these people, it's an improvement, basically because their need for acceptance and submission to today's "beauty" standards and "trendy" looks are more important. Whatever they look like, it's a pathetic ego boost. Just take a look at Octomom. That twat looks so pastified and fake, it's ridiculous! but in her head, she looks beautiful... specially when dumb people say she looks like Angelina Jolie. Like her, there are tons of people out there eagerly waiting to chop off their faces and bodies so they can have an ego boost.
BUT I agree some people out there actually do look great after plastic surgery, too bad the vast majority go overboard and end up with a botched face.
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yep, it's Nepenthes/ pitcher plant. i have an entire savagely carnivorous garden here in the mountains.green thumb good/ green anus,,,,,,not so much
enjoy dlisted everyday of the year/ always gives me a smile
Mirren is my lesbian crush. I'd go down on her in a heartbeat.
It's the "sexy" faces that Courtney makes in her photos that TOTALLY give away that she really is only 16. I mean, yeah...the trick has done so much to herself that she looks like she's in her 40's...but she can't make a decent sexy face to save her life.
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Submitted by ritzyroxie on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 9:56am.
OMG That's nuts! How can dumb ass parents do that to their kids?
That flower/plant looks kinda like a hoo ha.
YAY EEG! YAY MADAM MIREN! YAY RAMBLINGS!
*takes adderall*
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Thanks hookers. No diagnosis yet, still waiting on labs. In the meantime *pops pill* looks forward to extra in my drip.
Hey, this shit makes me look young<----on topic!
the plant is a pitcher plant, also known as "monkey bollocks" by the traders at Columbia Road Flower Market in London where I've bought a few. They are carnivorous and have a liquid at the bottom of the pitcher that attracts flying insects who fly in, cannot fly out and then are digested by the plant.
the plant is a pitcher plant, also known as "monkey bollocks" by the traders at Columbia Road Flower Market in London where I've bought a few. They are carnivorous and have a liquid at the bottom of the pitcher that attracts flying insects who fly in, cannot fly out and then are digested by the plant.
the plant is a pitcher plant, also known as "monkey bollocks" by the traders at Columbia Road Flower Market in London where I've bought a few. They are carnivorous and have a liquid at the bottom of the pitcher that attracts flying insects who fly in, cannot fly out and then are digested by the plant.
she trying to do her best AnnMagaret sex kitten breathy face? ::game show buzzer:: Fail.
This chick can NOT be 16.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 9:49am.
HELLO! !!Are you better now?
It's depressing as shit the path society is taking when it comes to beauty for young women. As cop out as it is to say, it makes me glad I have boys. It must be an uphill battle raising well adjusted girls in some instances.
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EEG - welcome back whore!
What's the diagnosis?
*gets DeLorean up to 88mph to go back and tarnish snowy's youth*
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 9:49am.
You're back! *happy face* You ok?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Oh is Oxy's what we are blaming our ramblings on this week? :P ♥ EEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Hi Sweetas! No girlfriend, another ten days of treatment.
And yes that means another ten days of oxy's.
If my posts ramble that's why.
Jackos back!!!!!
ITA Hekki: I look at young uns all the time now and I'm like WOW , you are gorgeous (just cuz you're young)and you don't even know it. Ahhh youth!!!!!NOMNOMNOM
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EEGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! ♥♥♥
*takes nozzle hit from your morphine drip*
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Submitted by from athens on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 9:28am.
Mirren has the face of an interesting older wise woman but i think she is Paltrow and Megan Fox inside in real life
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Helen Mirren is definitely a woman of substance. Very intense presence and not at all arrogant.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 9:21am.
THIS!
and I HATE HATE looking at photos of myself as a teen/early twenties. I was so insecure about everything (now, it's just a handful!) and clueless about what I had to offer. And hell knows I would not have dated (or even slept with for a one night stand) oh, anyone I dated back then. They were all feckless idiots. Oh well.. I have a daughter I can pass this along to many years from now. She better listen!
Ahaha Whamo! You won't even have to motorboat, just hold still and she'll do the work for you. *sends invitation and crowbar to dislodge her afterward*
HAI EEG!!! All better? xoxoxo
*flashes jack*
and "pornface her to death"! hahahaha!
@louise_brooks
That's not the worst part. Because they're in the south, it's pretty damn hot most of the time, so when they cheer they need to sweat to stay cool. And when you can't sweat, you get heatstroke and faint. I've seen more human pyramid collapses than I can count.
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Tell 'em, Helen!
I think MK needs a tropical resort vacation...one with giant hung flowering fruit.
That Courtney bitch makes me want to punch babies with her overexaggerated facial expressions, the truck stop hooker outfits and her manic drug fuel laughter.
*takes valium*
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 9:19am.
Helen better not ever come down south, cause she'd be in for an assload of teen botox and collagen. The dumb whore cheerleaders get it not only on their faces, but also their armpits and decolletage so they wont sweat through their uniforms. I knew my sister was doomed to be a trailor trash teen mom when she first got that shit done when she got on the fucking dance team. Poser bitch.
That is just disturbing.
This Courtney one might want to invest in some orthodontics. At least on the lower dentition. Just sayin'.
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
with all her twitching I am sure she does jacko. no need to make an effort, the drugs to it for her.
Hoopster - I'm guessing because she is only 16... I'm sure they have the offer on deck, just waiting for her 18th birthday. She does give good pornface... we'll just have to wait to see if she gives good head.
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Wonder why Vivid Porn hasn't broached Courtney with a deal..she is a cookie cutter porn star in the making.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 9:26am.
She reminds me of my cousin Becky, who always thrusts her boobs in every man's face and makes every situation horribly awkward. :p
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*waits for an invite to a Sweetas family reunion*
Submitted by Bat_Boy on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 9:20am.
Seriously. Because in my 20's I was hot as hell and didn't truly know it.
I know exactly what you mean. I was hot as hell, didn't know it and was a complete neurotic, crazy ass mess mentally. Even though I wish I looked like that again, I am mentally so much more healthy that, in retrospect, I wouldn't go back.
Now, if I could go back with this mentality AND be hot again, oh hell yeah.
*goes to workout and makes Restylane appointment*
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 08/18/2011 - 9:41am.
NOMNOMNOMNOM
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Hahahaha jacko!! Like anybody cares about my little bewbs. And NO I will not introduce you! lol
And I have to chime in with the moms with gorgeous kids! That SKIN. lmao @ Sarah Smile's "Bitches."
My true idols in life are the 50+ ladies who can lash out with the wisdom & intellect to respectfully cut a bitch into a million tiny slivers.
Especially the ones who dress all funky & have nice hairdos.
Helen Mirren falls into this category.
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)