Sunday, August 21st 2011

Birthday Sluts

Kim Cattrall (55)
RJ Mitte (19)
Hayden Panettiere (22)
Paris Bennett (23)
Usain Bolt (25)
Brody Jenner (28)
Chantelle Houghton (28)
Kelis (32)
Kimberly Stewart (32)
Alicia Witt (36)
Amy Fisher (37)
Carrie-Ann Moss (44)
Jeff Stryker (49)
Loretta Devine (62)
Patty McCormack (66)
Peter Weir (67)
Jackie DeShannon (67)
Kenny Rogers (73)

Posted by: Michael K


madam ex's picture

Yum Jeff Stryker, happy belated.....

Hysteria's picture

Loved Peter Weir's Picnic at Hanging Rock. He made some other pretty good movies too.

Happy Burpday to you!
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Bjork You's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 9:38pm.
Happy Birthday, lovely Loretta Devine! I FREAKING LOVE YOU!

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Ditto.

Bjork You's picture

CSG (aka Rhoda), you had a birthday today!

Weird: Patty McCormack had her two biggest roles in 1956 and 2008. Hope the residuals were good.

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Happy Birthday, lovely Loretta Devine! I FREAKING LOVE YOU!
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Wanted's picture

OH SHIT!!!!!!!! kim looks fucking hot! i totally forgot!

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Dion flowerboy's picture

Mymilkshakebrungsalltheboystothebaranddamnright, it's better than yours. I loved driving my friends crazy with this fuckery. HB kids.

Albatross's picture

Happy 66th Birthday to the Bad Seed herself, Patty McCormack!

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buttcookie's picture

I bet i'd even hit it when Cattrall is 60

Sweet Loretta Devine - exceptional talent - very underrated. HBD!

lifeislikecake's picture

I knew there was a reason for watching four Sex & The City episodes this morning and trying to figure out how old Samantha was

Raul Duke's picture

Raul wants to shoot porn slut Amy Fisher in the face with his Love Gun for her birthday. http://www.slutload.com/watch/wKiO4LhPyqH/Amy-Fisher-hardcore.html
NSFW!

Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
the best.

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18thCenturyFox's picture

Wow Peter Weir! Hayden looks double 22, Amy Fisher still? Although Kimberly Stewart is even less relevant even if she's got a baby Del Toro. And I never understood Kim Cattrall's appeal. Mannequin was her piece de resistance and it all went downhill from there.

" A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. "
Oscar Wilde

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

If Miss Jeff Stryker is "49" then we are 29.

SANS FARDS's picture

HB Usain Bolt, you fast hot slut!

bitchSpray's picture

"Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Sun, 08/21/2011 - 9:40am.

That's Kim Cattrall channelling Suri Cruise ca 2040."

that made me laugh :)

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Snarf's picture

Kim needs to re-adopt that look. It really suited her (especially the ears).

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Bunny_Ann's picture

Kim Cattrall has never been more adorable than when she was Valeris! Perfect choice of picture as usual, MK! XD

bexicle's picture

Hayden Trolliaire is only 22, and yet her career seems to be over, nothing on IMDB, last film was a tv movie. Has to resort to dating weirdos for fame.

Wonder if those blinds about her being a general queen bee were true.

Evil_Cupcake's picture

Between Kelis ( Milkshake) and Kenny Rogers (chicken) I am hungry.

catholicschoolgirl's picture

Happy Birthday Patty McCormack, the original bad seed - all others pale in comparison.

And HB to UBF's daddy (does that make him Grandpa Brain-fart?)!
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Happy birthday, Kim, you crazy old beech.

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That's Kim Cattrall channelling Suri Cruise ca 2040.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Happy birthday to the only hot slut that matters:
My Daddy!!! Happy 71st , miss and love you like crazy!!!

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Happy Birthday to the only Kim that matters today.

RJ Mitte is very handsome, happy birthday.

Carrie Ann Moss? Where the hell is she?

citizenstrange's picture

Happy Birthday Usain "In the Membrane" Bolt!

mike's picture

What a motley crew of b-day sluts. Something for everyone today.

Happy b-day Peter Weir!

Today would have been Joe Strummer's 59th birthday.

TexnDoc's picture

Happy Birthday Jeff Stryker!

Ah, the 80s. Jeff Stryker, gay porn making hand-over-fist in $$$, and the advent of the music video. What a toxic trio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLjdE14PVRg

Is she an elf or a vulcan?

Oddly, 22 is also the number of inches that Hayden can handle comfortably.

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