Jada Pinkett & Will Smith's Infinite Cycle Of Love Has Stopped Spinning (UPDATE: Officially Denied)
Everything that needs to be said is being said in that picture above, but I'll say it in anyway. InTouch is hearing from some "insider" that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have both skipped into a barber shop together and shaved the beard off of their faces:
After 13 years of marriage, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have decided to separate, an insider tells In Touch Weekly exclusively. They have two children, Jaden and Willow, together. And Jada is stepmother to Will's son, Trey, from a previous marriage.
When TMZ asked Will and Jada's rep, Karynne Tencer, to either give a thumbs up or a thumbs down to this shit, she didn't even try to give half of a fuck about it.
"What? In Touch said that? I know nothing about this ... Lord. I'm going back to bed."
Karynne says almost the exact same thing every time she accidentally walks into a room and catches Jada wielding a mighty strap-on attached to some genitals that are not attached to Will Smith. But seriously, I won't believe this until I see Will carrying a box full of Xenu-shaped dildos out of the Scientology rec room. Will and Jada are stuck together like Tommy Girl's mouth on a David Beckham poster. (Seriously, the Scientology slaves have to threaten to spray Tommy with a hose full of liquid anti-depressants if he doesn't take his mouth off of it. It's a gross scene).
I find it hard to believe that Will & Jada would skip away from their infinite cycle mansion and more importantly, skip away from all the attention they get for being a happy couple who can't stop fucking each other. If there's no hope for Will & Jada, then there's no hope for Tommy & Katie or Kelly & John Travolta. This is a direct threat to the art of bearding. I'm going back to bed too.
UPDATE: Will's son Trey went on Twitter to say, "Will and Jada getting a DIVORCE ..NOT TRUE AT ALL !! RETWEET."
Will and Jada's rep finally got out of bed and only said that the rumor about her crotch doing the limbo under Skeletor's wrist dick is not true, "All the rumors regarding Marc Anthony and Jada are false. Completely untrue. As for [the reports of a split between] Will and Jada, I'm not commenting on their personal life."
UPDATE II: Will and Jada finally issued this shit: "Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact." Translation: Contract negotiations were successful!
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why is she sitting like that.
its like one of those pervy old men who pay prostitutes to lick their taint and they sit down and open their legs and give a hoe the "well it aint gonna lick itself" look.
thats the vibe im getting from her.
MARC ANTHONY?????????????
I would rather fuck a hot desert cactus!
If true, she has terrible taste. Wait, we already know that.
*check hotcactusfuck.com, books flight to Arizona*
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DP
oh yeah!
Oh shit!
Jada fucking on skeletor?
http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/24/jada-pinkett-smith-will-smith-marc-anthony...
Maybe skeletor does have a huge dick.
intact= Means marriage contract was re-done, bc/ someone messed up .
nothing like a good divorce rumor to make you remember someone's name. what is either of them pushing right now? album? movie? show? i'd say well played, smith's, but this is a very old trick.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Our marriage is intact?
Intact = not separated. Yet.
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I seriously thought they had actually stopped fucking...whew!!! I can die now!
Here is the supposed reason of the split:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2029369/Will-Smith-insists-...
Of course she denies it, but I believe it's true!!!!!!!!
Oh would these two come out of the closet already, nobody gives a fuck
Will Smith looks better without a beard anyway.
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I can't decide who's more obnoxious between these two. Jada obviously thinks she's the shit but Will is always spouting that annoying pseudo-philosophical bullshit. Anyways this marriage is one of the biggest scams in Hollywood. Didn't they do an interview once where they said they had an open marriage? Which confused me cos they're always going around telling people how they can't stop fucking on each other..
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"Wench place it down as if it were ablaze" - Shakespeare telling a woman to drop it like it's hot
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 5:58pm.
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I liked her on "A Different World". I guess we have to wait and see if they are the answer to the blind item.
(973) Jersey Strong
The US Air plane that landed in the Hudson was still intact, but that doesn't mean you wanted to be in it.
Submitted by panache on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 4:10pm.
Your italics are open. And when you italicize everything, it dilutes the effect a teeny tiny bit.
This is the BI I thought was Will & Jada from the beginning:
http://blindgossip.com/?p=31160#more-31160
He supposedly passed on MIT, she does the musician/acting thing. Regardless, their marriage is a sham. I am sick of them and their bratty kids.
Jada's legs should be crossed, and Will's legs should be gapped open. They don't bother me much.
(973) Jersey Strong
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Can someone please tell me/refresh on what recent blinds aaply here?
Jada is evidently getting ready for her prostate exam in that picture and Will is saying, "no thanks, I just got my exam, so I'm good for now." Okaaaaay?!?
Will was likable before Jada, she is obnoxious looking and very manly
i read all of the posts this time(for a change) but why the race issue????????
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Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.
Jesus, no wonder there was an earthquake today...news of Will and Jada's breakup probably tipped the earth clean off its axis. I'm surprised there wasn't widespread rioting and deaths.
Their own young son weighed in on this, on twitter?
I really hope he doesn't have any comment if all those menage-à-whatever stories are proven true.
Since when do children issue public statements about their parent's marriage?
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Fuck avacados and fuck that king too!!~ christine the hoff.
Luvs2tango
You are a freaking racist beeeeatch and you are STUPID as hell.
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 10:29am.
Jada ruined,"Matrix Revolutions".
I see Black women in the future, are the same angry, bitches they are today.
She singlehandedly cut Morpheus' balls, morphing him, from the coolest revolutionary fighter to a unich.
Why did the Wachowski brothers have to do that to Morpheus?
I guess they were 'keepin it real'... dodging bullets was easier to explain, than a happy Black women on any planet.
Bjork - I'll take a look a the recipe room!
It's been said for years that Will & Jada have an open marriage so her banging Marc wouldn't mean anything. This rumor comes off like a publicity stunt to me.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 3:18pm.
Bjork...interesting! Now maybe that place can get cleaned up and not be a festering boil of hatred!
I refuse to go back there as long as the same people are there.
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I don't blame you.
Well, it was a surprise and pretty rich that he was made moderator. Jizz jizzed all over himself, and continues to do so. It's really only three people in there with their various alts, or so it seems anyway. Hopefully, the Forum will be cleared of the spammers and of the alts. The hate in there is astounding and dull.
I asked strap if the Forum will be open to new members, and he said eventually. But of course, it only takes a few... Anglea should go there, huh?
For all reading this, go to dlisted's The Recipe Room for some good recipes. I've made several of the salads posted there.
Soon it will be crockpot cooking...yum.
Bjork...interesting! Now maybe that place can get cleaned up and not be a festering boil of hatred!
I refuse to go back there as long as the same people are there.
Ewwwwwwwww. People mag is reporting a rumor that Jada hooked up with Marc Anthony from her show HawthoRNe.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 3:05pm.
Just call it "CERTIFIED ALT"
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Speaking of which, strap is the new moderator of the Forum.
uh knew it! these two love each otha!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Just call it "CERTIFIED ALT"
This may have been the best day for them to get a little bit of press.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
The tuck work by both of them in this picture is classic!!! Nice jobs, bo-zo's.....
Quoting your marriage is "intact" is so fucking romantic.... I'll have to tell my hubby that one.
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
NOooooooOOOO!?! *shocked face* *not really*
Who gives a fk? More importantly, why in the constipated hell is she sitting like that in those fucking atrocious clothes?? The seating/clothing right there alone is grounds for divorce. For real.
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"You dumb bitch, I am home." -MK to Brooke's crybaby 'daddy-puts-the-lotion' ass
LMFAO @ the fact how they're sitting. Isn't the woman supposed to be sitting legs crossed and the man all spread out? Speaks VOLUMES about the relationship. Role reversal, anyone?
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Black women shafted? What?
And what of all the illiterate, desperate, sad, disenfranchised white women? For that matter women of all races. There's no shortage of bullshit and suffering. More than enough for everybody. Saying it only belongs to certain people is racism disguised as concern.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 1:14pm.
as for Angela, I don't know who that is, but I did see someone posting stuff that someone posted back in 2009.
that is impressive. the ability to store long-term information and regurgitate it at will is applicable in many areas. she should probably use those skills to make money cuz she sure as hell isn't making any posting here. LOL
the rest of us realize that circumstances and opinions have changed between 2009 and now. so I wouldn't trip about that at all. more important things to trip about, no? like that quake...
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Hey,
For clarification and for sidestepping these turds:
Angela is Mrs. Doubtfire/Fraggle/Hoof Arted and other alts. She posted the siggie about another poster, using that poster's writings as a weapon. Um, fail. Angela, change your name to Mrs. Backfire.
Luv2tango or whatever the fuck it's name is posted the shit about angry black women and how it's all the fault of the liberals and that racism began with the Johnson administration.
Both are stupid, with racist tendencies, and are to be ignored; I just wanted to clarify because oddly, I think they would find it insulting to be confused with or compared to one another.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 9:28am.
Is she trying to get her sweaty ball sack unstuck from her leg?
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Probably. No one wants a buffet that's been sitting out all day J-Dike. Close ya legs.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 1:19pm.
emphasis on the word "grain".
stereotypes aren't bad in and of themselves, it's when they are used to categorize an entire group of people, and that categorization is used to make decisions, that there's a problem.
you can't assume all people of the same phenotype behave in the same way because of their phenotype...scientifically that doesn't even make sense. identical twins at times can behave differently even though they appear to be the same on the outside. they are different on the inside. and if that can happen with identical twins, just imagine how it is with non-relatives who happen to have certain physical traits in common (and even that's not entirely accurate, there are Black people who sunburn just as easily as White people so riddle me that).
Jada, please shut your legs. Maybe they haven't told their kids they are getting divorced.
remember that Jada was in "Bamboozled" along with Damon Wayans, Tommy Davidson and Savion Glover.
for those that don't know, Damon's character created a show that exploited the most outrageous and hurtful of Black stereotypes and "recycled" them for the new millenium. I believe Damon's original intent was to "flip the script" on those stereotypes, sort of like co-opting the n-word as a term of endearment. As the aforementioned, there were unintended consequences.
I'm wondering if the purse is an attempt to recast something that would ordinarily be hurtful as something positive. She would do something like that.
You know what they say about rumors: they all have a grain of truth to them.
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as for Angela, I don't know who that is, but I did see someone posting stuff that someone posted back in 2009.
that is impressive. the ability to store long-term information and regurgitate it at will is applicable in many areas. she should probably use those skills to make money cuz she sure as hell isn't making any posting here. LOL
the rest of us realize that circumstances and opinions have changed between 2009 and now. so I wouldn't trip about that at all. more important things to trip about, no? like that quake...
Submitted by evoandflash on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 1:07pm.
People on here seem to have major issues with black women. We're not all angry bitches as the media would like you to believe. Please stop. Racism is not cute.
Speaking of racism...WTF is up with that purse?
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I know what you mean. Some of these people should ask their black friends these questions, but I don't think they have any.
Regarding the purse, maybe her kid made it? That is the only excuse I will accept for going out in public with something like that.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 1:03pm.
I hear you Bjork. My response wasn't for her...I know you can't fix stupid, but you can fix incorrectly informed.
We put much less emphasis these days on questioning information, and learning and dissecting history, so I fear there's some 20-year-old out there who may have been similarly misinformed or completely uninformed, who would have read that statement and believed it.
That was for the folks who haven't had the privilege of attending a history class about the Africa diaspora. Knowledge is power. ;)
People on here seem to have major issues with black women. We're not all angry bitches as the media would like you to believe. Please stop. Racism is not cute.
Speaking of racism...WTF is up with that purse?
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The body language in this pic proves who the guy is and who the chick is in this perfect partnership.
Jada's got balls ya'll.
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America.. fuck yeah!
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 12:44pm.
I know I'm not supposed to engage. Just want to correct one statement, in case others may feel this is true:
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 11:00am.
...I don't blame them (Black women)for being angry.
They got a raw deal.
Liberalism robbed them of their men and destroyed their families. Thanks LBJ.
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This bitch's shtick is so tired. As if she gives a shit about the plights of blacks. Her profound lack of history and racism is a sad and lethal combination. That was nice of you to lay that out, but it's a waste of time because she's stupid and stuck in her ways. (1) As if slavery and Jim Crow had no impact on the black family, (2) as if some black women, like a lot of other women, are single parents because of choice or divorce or widowhood (and other "nobler" reasons, and (3) as if the black family consists of just a mother, her kids and the absent babydaddy. Some black women might get angry because of assumptions about them before they even open their mouths. A huge part of the problem is racists like her. But what do I know? Probably some of her best friends are black. There can be a thread about Justin Beiber's hidden labia, and she'll somehow blame Obama and the liberals.
As for remembering posts, I do because I have a fairly decent memory, despite my Hendrix hazes. And if people contradict themselves or mature or become intelligent about a matter or just fucking change their minds, that's okay. But Angela does it to hurt people who aren't anywhere near as hurtful as she is. No wonder her mother beat her and she's with the man that she married (see, we all can go back and read/remember posts).
I know I'm not supposed to engage. Just want to correct one statement, in case others may feel this is true:
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 11:00am.
...I don't blame them (Black women)for being angry.
They got a raw deal.
Liberalism robbed them of their men and destroyed their families. Thanks LBJ.
To be exact, the destruction of the Black family happened way before LBJ, as the Civil Rights Movement began way before LBJ, which was the response to Black people being disenfranchised in the larger society.
In those days, Black women were more "valuable", in terms of cooking and being a nanny to children. The men, unfortunately, were mostly qualified for menial labor...when it came to higher-paying, skilled labor, often Black men were not educated enough, or flat out wouldn't be considered for the position due because of the color of their skin.
As you know, in those days, gender roles were more strict. With any family living in a society of strict gender roles, when the woman is forced to become the breadwinner, it causes issue. Men of all colors place their value on being breadwinners; women place their value on their ability to birth and raise children. When the man can't win bread and the woman has to win bread instead of raising her children, it causes issues, which reverberate through the generations, unless members of subsequent generations make a conscious decision to break the cycle. When it comes to anything, breaking a vicious cycle is easier said than done.
In this case, it is easier to break the cycle in this day and age because Black people, now more than ever, are no longer restricted from pursuing educational and employment opportunities because of the color of their skin. And gender roles are more relaxed now, so a woman can choose to be a breadwinner. Again, we're not talking about when a woman chooses to buck traditional gender roles, it's about when a woman is forced to do so.