Trace Cyrus Is Spawning
Didn't Brenda Song's trainer teach her to always use a saddle (aka Trojan horse condom) when going horseback riding? I guess not, because Celebuzz is saying that inside of 23-year-old Brenda Song's womb a tiny fetus is putting its little tiny fetus hooves together and praying that the Song gene is its dominant one. A source tells them that Brenda, who was in some Disney crap and The Social Network, pulled some Catherine the Great shit on 22-year-old Trace Cyrus' horse dick and now she's going to birth out an Asian centaur that will gallop out of her pussy in a few months. Brenda led a horse to her vagina and it did more than DRANK.
While I NEEEEEIGH at the image of Auntie Noah and Auntie Miley try to pull an apple off of a tree to feed it to their nephew Flicka, read what Celebuzz had to say about this mess:
Big congrats to Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus! The couple is expecting their first child together, Celebuzz can exclusively report.
“They are beyond thrilled,” a source tells us. “They are about eight weeks along.”
The Social Network star and Miley Cyrus‘ brother have been quietly seeing each other for several months, but made their first appearance together on the red carpet at Nylon Magazine’s party in early May.
Trace’s publicist could not be reached for comment.
This Emo bestiality shit was probably Equus' original ending, but even Peter Shaffer knew he was going too far.
Well, the good news is that first time birth shouldn't be that bad for Brenda. All she has to do is shove a live snake up her ass and that hapa foal will come galloping for ITS LIFE out of her coochie before you can say "sugar cube." And if Babies 'R Us hasn't already stocked their shelves with newborn feedbags and baby hooves for Kimbo Stewart's baby, now might be a good time to do so.
What did he do sleep with every Disney Whorelet until his sperm hit a bullseye? As long as it doesn't look like Aunt Miley or sing like her, I'm ok with it.
Does anyone else think Trace kinda resembles Something/Anything era Todd Rundgren?
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 11:41am.
We must also consider the possibility that this is an entirely fictional pregnancy, as will be the "miscarriage" and weepy "isn't she handling this well" stories that follow it...
With the mother heartbreakingly licking the placenta off the stillborn foal.
I'm sorry but he does something for me. I might have his baby. She was the one Walt Disney was infatuated with. He didn't think anyone was good enough to play her love interest in something....bet he's turning over in his grave now
We must also consider the possibility that this is an entirely fictional pregnancy, as will be the "miscarriage" and weepy "isn't she handling this well" stories that follow it...
Stay tuned...
Bwaha! I'll just park my amen right here.
Although, with a face like that, he may have realized early he needed to be reeeeeeeally good in bed.
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I don't care if he is hung like a horse. Men have no fucking idea what they are doing in bed at 22 years old. They're all humping on your thigh, your hip, and God knows they couldn't find your clitoris even with a flashlight and map at that age.
What a strange couple.
There's no "rule" about announcing your pregnancy after the first trimester. It depends on whether you want to tell people you lost a baby or not if that happens. I've done it both ways, and it was far easier to grieve that loss with the support of my friends than to try to suck it up so everyone didn't constantly ask what was wrong. Miscarriage has less stigma and secrecy around it nowadays, and I think that's a good thing.
seriously, this situation is making me shed tears of anger and vomit from jealousy! that girl (while somewhat annoying from what i've seen of her) is really hot, beautiful, gorgeous etc. and that fucking mal edugate (my italian friend's grandmother's words for calling someone a retard) is uglier than kim kardashian's mound of toilet paper the morning after burrito night! revolting!
that motherfucker was a motherfucker - miles davis
KUNTY KARL is not amuused at the thought of the unfortunate homely kid that is sure to come from this match. Even Brenda Song's cuteness, is no match for that FUG DNA.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 7:01am.
Pink Floyd fans, doesn't this guy look like Roger Waters?
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How dare you insult Roger Waters that way?! Kidding aside, Roger was an interesting looking dude back in the day, but this guy has nothing on him. Roger still had something great about his looks - Horsey is just damn ugly.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Holy shit, the things a golddigger does to get a check.
Like someone was saying below, Trace Cyrus doesn't even look human.
Guess this means I need to get a baby feedbag for their new colt.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Has anyone ever seen a pic of Trace's bio dad? Trish is very horsey, but I'm better his real father is pretty gross too!
Submitted by ElleDriver on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 9:10am.
Why do they keep referring to Brenda Song as "the Social Network star"? She was barely in the film, and played a crazy, whacked-out psycho.
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I KNOW! Totally ridiculous calling her a "star".
Birth control. Use it. Please. This getting pregnant after dating for a few months is getting ridiculous. Especially in Hollywood. Aren't these bitches trying to get work? Can't get work if you're pregnant. DUH!
Submitted by Athina on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 7:54am.
I don't care if he is hung like a horse. Men have no fucking idea what they are doing in bed at 22 years old. They're all humping on your thigh, your hip, and God knows they couldn't find your clitoris even with a flashlight and map at that age.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! We still don't.
Why do they keep referring to Brenda Song as "the Social Network star"? She was barely in the film, and played a crazy, whacked-out psycho.
But hey, with her frying pan face, and his horsy Lurch-face, maybe the genetics will even-out and negate each other, and their baby will actually turn out cute. I'm really hoping for you, kid.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 7:49am.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 6:04am.
emo bestiality! hahahhaha!
question:how low does your self esteem have to be to admit mating with the likes of trace cyrus? he's not even human...
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Could you imagine if Trace Cyrus and Khloe Kardassian mated? Talk about manbearpig.
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if trace abd khloe mated the result would be something otherworldly...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Eeeewwwwww! Where the hell have I been?
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
Submitted by Versailles on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 7:38am.
Maybe he is hung like a horse..?
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ain't he a HORSE? how can a horse be hung like a horse? a horse is a horse, no?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Aw...he isn't THAT bad.
Oh who the fuck am I kidding, yes he is THAT bad. WTF is this cute little girl thinking? He looks like some metalhead reject. Someone slap her ASAP!
Submitted by Versailles on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 7:38am.
Maybe he is hung like a horse..?
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I don't care if he is hung like a horse. Men have no fucking idea what they are doing in bed at 22 years old. They're all humping on your thigh, your hip, and God knows they couldn't find your clitoris even with a flashlight and map at that age.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 6:04am.
emo bestiality! hahahhaha!
question:how low does your self esteem have to be to admit mating with the likes of trace cyrus? he's not even human...
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Could you imagine if Trace Cyrus and Khloe Kardassian mated? Talk about manbearpig.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Maybe he is hung like a horse..?
8 weeks?? that's not very far along... Brenda Song is adorable, I'm sure she could do better than this fucking long faced, bug-eyed fool.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Like I always say, just goes to show you, there's someone for everyone....
www.petfinder.com - enter your zip code to find adoptable pets in your area.
www.animalrescuesite.com - click everyday to help feed animals in shelters.
good call Whamo
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZzaNeEGG5Pk/TgEck_7OInI/AAAAAAAAAa4/T2k5FTboGt...
but that's where the similarity ends. This emo hillbilly ain't worthy to lick Roger's boots.
Pink Floyd fans, doesn't this guy look like Roger Waters?
I'm sure the child's name will be Seabiscuit
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 6:14am.
Wtf?! Who announces to the world that they are pregnant at 8 weeks along? Especialy when no one gives a fuck!
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Exactly. I waited until the beginning of my 5th month to announce it. I couldn't imagine the pain of having to explain to everyone if I miscarried.
maybe if the kid is lucky enough he/she/it won't turn out that bad. the girl is pretty after all. hopefully da horse genes won't be so powerful.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 6:14am.
Wtf?! Who announces to the world that they are pregnant at 8 weeks along? Especialy when no one gives a fuck!
---Fucking idiots is who. Not to mention the awful tattoos = Kid with too much money not enough brain cells syndrome.
Submitted by the original be... on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 5:45am.
"...And he was not hit with the ugly stick. He was run over by the ugly truck. Which then backed up and hit him again, right in his horse face."
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Bahahaha! The beautiful simplicity & brevity of this tickles me so...
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
Wtf?! Who announces to the world that they are pregnant at 8 weeks along? Especialy when no one gives a fuck!
is she that disney chick who's in ummm, what's the title?! along with those twin boys and miley?
but anyway, the guy is a horse.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
emo bestiality! hahahhaha!
question:how low does your self esteem have to be to admit mating with the likes of trace cyrus? he's not even human...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
as a mum, and as a person who has suffered a miscarriage, why are people announcing pregnancies in the 1st trimester? she's young, this is her first pregnancy (as far we know), so she won't show for a while. Plus nobody's really checking for this little girl anyway so its not like the paparazzi have a camera up her cooch.
Wow, Brenda Song is really dumb.
No. Those may be some sort of lame-ass attempt at tear-drop tattoos (not all of them are prison tats; some are actually the number of murders committed by gang members). Which clearly, these are not! (Looks like some kind of faerie-type thing I'd put on my 5 year old daughter for Halloween.)
Now, the spider web around the elbow? THOSE are prison tats. As in, the bigger the web, the more years served inside.
And he was not hit with the ugly stick. He was run over by the ugly truck. Which then backed up and hit him again, right in his horse face.
After living in South Korea for years, this doesn't surprise me at all. Asian chicks will fuck anything. I saw guys a thousand times homlier than Seabiscuit up there and they always had some hot Korean chick on their arms.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
double post, whoops!
I'm sure her Asian parents must be soooo proud of her. I actually thought she was kinda cute and funny on that Suite Life series that my kids watch. But when I saw her slutty role in Social Network, I knew she's either rebelling against her parents or trying real hard to get out of her Disney contract. Come on Brenda, Disney couldn't have been that bad for a bit player like you. You got to be in a commercial with the First Lady.
Idiots. 'Nuff said.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 12:24am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 12:04am.
I drove past a farm that bred miniature horses yesterday & some foals were gamboling around in the paddock.
Those were baby moose. An understandable mistake when the car is traveling sideways.
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Hahahaha..:D
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/24/2011 - 12:04am.
I drove past a farm that bred miniature horses yesterday & some foals were gamboling around in the paddock.
Those were baby moose. An understandable mistake when the car is traveling sideways.
Submitted by putas on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 9:18pm.
Does he have prison tear tattoos on his face? Fucking seriously?
they look like some type of native american feathers to me. i could be wrong. are they native americans? i know nothing of the cyrus family, and i guess really, i dont want to know.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Brenda must be dickmatized - there's no other logical explanation.
why would you fuck with chance and come remotely close to having a child with THAT FACE. wait...why would you even want to have SEX with that face? why? she's an attractive girl and i'm sure she has her own money. wtf is her problem? i can't handle this right now, it hurts my brain.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
I drove past a farm that bred miniature horses yesterday & some foals were gamboling around in the paddock. So. Damn. Cute.
Sorry, that's all I got.
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Most Hmong women have two kids by her age. And better judgment in mates.
From the "Over The Moon Watch" to the "Total Lunar Eclipse". Why voluntarily get pregnant by this at the age of 23? Just get yourself a Marilyn Monroe tattoo like everyone else, you silly cow!
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi