Marky Mark And Donnie Wahlberg Know How To Name A Burger Restaurant

Marky Mark and Donnie Wahlberg are selling their pounded meat at a restaurant in Boston and they have named that mess the best name of a burger place since Fudruckers, Beef 'N' Buns and Burger, She Wrote. They are naming that shit: WAHLBURGERS. WAHLBURGERS! This almost makes up for the death of Kenny Rogers Roasters.

The Hollywood Reporter says that Marky Mark and Donnie have already leased a 4,300 square foot space at Hingham Shipyard near their Eye-talian restaurant Alma Nove. They are also planning to open a pizza place sometime next year.

WAHLBURGERS! What a damn mess. I bet you they'll have shit on the menu like Say Hi To Your Muthah's Cookies, The Right Stuffed Baked Potato, Please Don't Go Grilled Cheese, Good Piebrations and Funky Bunch of Lettuce Leaves.

And I'm sure after they open that pizza restaurant, they'll open a Vietnamese takeout place called Phuk Yu Up.

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 6:50pm.

I'll take Marky Mark on a roll with a smidge of mayo and a bag of chips....

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 8:01am.

Marky Mark can serve me a burger anytime.

Submitted by SeH on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 7:31am.

MK, you so silly :P

And I'll take an order of Your Muthah's Cookies please.

Submitted by sweetstickyriceball on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 5:42am.

I was tickled for ten seconds after reading Walberghers, but was quickly disgusted after reading the Wiki. As an Asian-American whose grandparents helped the Americans in the Vietnam war, this seriously pisses me off. WTF does Marky Mark mean when he says he'd like to make amends to the man he blinded, but admits that he hasn't tried? The F*ck?? So he has time to live it up in Hollywood, develop a tv show about how he lives it up in Hollywood, but he doesn't have the time for helping a guy whose life he ruined? Glad he can sleep. Meanwhile, there is a guy out there that has to be a witness to Marky f*cking Mark being a millionaire Oscar nominated movie star, yet he'll never see from one eye again. This world sucks dick sometimes.

Submitted by OVO-606 on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 12:01am.

Everything about this post is awesome and funny as hell... hahah WAHLBURGERS!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:36pm.

Miss Marky is a very angry and deeply closeted homosexual!

Submitted by gines on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 11:22pm.

1. Wahlburgers = win.

2. I totally read that as "the death of Kenny Rogers. Roasters." And I was like "WOAH WTF WHERE'VE I BEEN ALL DAY???"

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 9:42pm.

Note to the Wahlberg bros: Be sure to invite Morrissey to your grand opening. I hear he's a riot!

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Submitted by justincase on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 9:29pm.

Correction MK - YOU write the jokes! I was not aware that Wahlberg was a homicidal maniac and so now I know why I never fancied him.

Submitted by MooseMama on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 8:30pm.

Man they look good, I used to have such a huge crush on Donny, I was trying to think of something funny to post but my mood has been busted by a douche bag on another post, why do assholes have to come on Dlisted and cause problems, why can't they just let us enjoy a quirky story about Wahlburgers or sad puppies or courtney love's new face or Lindsay's Marylin obsession

its all fun and games until someone shits in the pool :(

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 8:25pm.

There's a Pho King Noodles in Brampton, Ont. *snickers like 13-yr-old*

Going to California

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 8:22pm.

these days Marky Mark is such a serrrrrious actor!!! LOL

bitch please.

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 7:58pm.

Mark had me at "No, you don’t know. Because if someone like you knew what we did, that would make us cunts. Are you calling us cunts?” (The Departed)

That fker gets fking better with age. He had me at "cunts".

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Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 4:52pm.

I wonder if Whataburger will have a problem with that.

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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 6:47pm.

That is a hot mess. These two are a couple of tools.

Submitted by ikoihiI on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 6:35pm.

A Vietnamese food truck in downtown Houston serves Phở in cups... hence the name...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6349193&l=b768773e42&id=514797210

Even more amusing is that they are primarily found outside of bars which pour heavy drinks, so most of their clientele fit the name - Good food, too!

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 6:20pm.

I love "Burger, She Wrote" as the name for a burger vendor. But, I was sorely disappointed when I saw the way they fashioned the truck. Crap-looking.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 5:59pm.

citizenstrange: Your Soviet bar has been realized...

http://www.pravdany.com/home.php

Back in 1996, I had my first cosmopolitan there. BEFORE Carrie Bradshaw and her coven started that whole thing.

Submitted by fashnbl1978 on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 5:43pm.

Speaking of vietnamese restaurants - there is one here in Vegas called Pho Kim Long. Classic!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 5:37pm.

Submitted by citizenstrange on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 5:15pm.
I once had an idea for a used automobile dealership called "Boris Karlot"

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Submitted by shelfbeast on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 5:33pm.

I grew up in Hingham. It's the land of madras plaid and boat shoes. Miserable Snobby McSnobville. I find it hilarious that this town has opened its legs for the Wahlbergs from Dorchester. And I'll bet the Wahlbergs find it hilarious, too.

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Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 4:52pm

I was just going to bring up Whataburger. I just had some.

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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 5:28pm.

Mark just got lucky. Dorchester Ma is loaded with Marky Marks.

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Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 4:52pm.

I wonder if Whataburger will have a problem with that.

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Submitted by Snarf on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 5:25pm.

I'm shocked Marky Mark didn't end up with bigger moobs as he got older. Shocked, I tell you!

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Submitted by ButtersBottomBitch on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 5:05pm.

That was funny as hell!!!! I'm over here cracking up!!!!!! Now I gotta force my family to listen to "Good Vibrations"! I forgot all about that song!

Submitted by blacklily on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 4:55pm.

thank you michael k for making me laugh on this, the shittiest shit day of shit

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Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 4:36pm.

Mmmm burgers with cheddar cheese.

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Submitted by trashbear on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 4:19pm.

They look like a white MIlli Vanilli,

"Blame it on da Rain, word to ya muddah."

Submitted by oh_wow on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 4:18pm.

I walked by this shit the other day and almost died.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 4:07pm.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 5:27pm.

are they even irish? wahlburger isnt irish. this is shit!

Hmmmm. May need to rethink the corned beef and cabbage burgers. (I think their ancestors were Swedes, but decline to Google it.)

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Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 4:05pm.

LMAO @ this whole fucking post. I needed that. It's been a long day.

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Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 4:00pm.

I just Wiki Mark Wahlberg (because i'm that bored) and it says he never graduated High School, wow his life turned out pretty good

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Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:59pm.

I'll have 2 cheese wahlburgers to go please.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:57pm.

are they even irish? wahlburger isnt irish. this is shit!

Submitted by kevinvt83 on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:48pm.

I always thought Mark is good looking, but after Phuk Yu Up, meh...

Submitted by Ms.Fit on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:45pm.

*dies* over all of it!! MK- you should write commercials!

Not too tight. I want to leave room for some pucker!

Submitted by citizenstrange on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:45pm.

I once had an idea for a used automobile dealership called "Boris Karlot" with the salesmen dressed like Frankenstein and promotions like you would get $100 knocked off the price of the car if you found a (fake - that we planted) severed hand or something in the trunk and so forth.

I also wanted to have a bar named "The Kremlin" but I only got as far as having the whole thing painted/decorated red inside and out and a red lighted news crawl going around the outside (and inside too actually) of it but all in that crazy Russian lettering.

I'm an idea man.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:43pm.

I love Marky Mark. Don't ask me why, but I do. His nostrils are extra large though in that picture. Not attractive.

Love the menu item names! Hee hee!

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 4:51pm.
I bet you they'll have shit on the menu like Say Hi To Your Muthah's Cookies, The Right Stuffed Baked Potato, Please Don't Go Grilled Cheese, Good Piebrations and Funky Bunch of Lettuce Leaves.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:40pm.

I don't eat meat, but I might make an exception for a big, juicy Marky burger. Where's Dee? We'd be arm-rasslin' over this one. Winner take Whal. Tee hee.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:38pm.

LMAOOOOOO....oh phuck MK...you make me laugh!

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Submitted by Lindalou on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:28pm.

The biggest kicker, is they had to get permission from a small local chain in Upstate NY to use the name. Tom Wahls already has a Wahl burger on their menu and its quite a favorite.

Submitted by Trae on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:26pm.

As long as they offer me extra mayo for my 'funky bunch'!!

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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:26pm.

"Say Hi To Your Muthah's Cookies" - LMFAO! God, I love you, MK. *wipes tear*

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Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:22pm.

I wonder if Whataburger will have a problem with that.

One of the best burgers I've had was from a place named "In the buns"

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:21pm.

I bet you they'll have shit on the menu like Say Hi To Your Muthah's Cookies, The Right Stuffed Baked Potato, Please Don't Go Grilled Cheese, Good Piebrations and Funky Bunch of Lettuce Leaves.

ROTFLMAO!!!! OMG I am dying.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 08/25/2011 - 3:20pm.

"Please Don't Go Grilled Cheese"?!?!?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies*

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