Brandi Glanville & Gerard Butler Made Beautiful Jerky Love Together
Life & Style says that at a party in Malibu over the weekend, LeAnn Rimes' life idol Brandi Glanville stuck her lizard tongue down the dark tunnel of random pussy juices that is Gerard Butler's man whore throat. Eddie Cibrian better start hiding cash in a bread box in the food pantry (a place LeAnn will never ever go), because it looks like her ass is about to sink her bony claws into another one of Brand's pieces. Eddie has been warned.
A witness at the party says that when Brandi and Gerard weren't filling their mouths with the sweet nectar, they were filling their mouths with each other's saliva. The witness put it like this: "They were at a private beach party -- drinks were flowing, and one thing led to another. Next thing you know, they're dancing together to some music, hands started getting frisky and it was a full-on make-out! Everyone saw it. One girl tried to snap a photo of it on her phone, but Gerard politely asked for privacy."
This is not surprising. Brandi will hump on anything that will get her a blurb in Life & Style (well played) and Gerard will hump on anything period. Don't believe me, if you ever need to make chicken fried steak and don't have a tenderizer handy, just throw the meat toward Gerry. Gerry will pound that meat until it's pan ready. Yes, there will be bits of genital wart skin stuck inside of it, but just eat it with a condom over your tongue.
But still. Brandi and Gerry making out in public? Gross. It probably looked like a banana slug eating a praying mantis and sounded like a Whoopee Cushion getting hit with a sponge full of bacon grease.
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That Gerry picture makes me want to listen to the Benny Hill theme song for some reason...
ill, Christ, fking Brandi and Gerard totally incestuously did it. They're related, right? ill.
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Sinead's rockin' slore-queen checklist:
I don't care if he is from the planet Zog.
Stubble is a non-negotiable must.
Must be very 'snuggly'. Not just wham-bam.
Must be wham-bam.
Okay, is there anyone who HASN'T had fucky times with Gerry Butler at this point?
*crickets*
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 1:17pm.
Lol she has a twitter bitch can't spell:
Wow..... (Yeah, but she looks good, and isn't that what really matters in life?)
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 1:50pm
Raises Bic lighter and sings - "We are the world.........."
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 12:15pm.
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And countdown to a pic of LeAnne in this same bikini
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Already done. Falcor has it in black:
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Wow. And those are back from February? Bitch has lost every ounce of fat she had. GROSS.
*cues SWF*
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 1:45pm.
Like a true humanitarian you rise to the occasion. Jolie should take notes.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 12:15pm.
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And countdown to a pic of LeAnne in this same bikini
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Already done. Falcor has it in black:
http://twitpic.com/42b2rj
@MickeyHolland - We should start a britches for Brandi drive!
Gerry would fuck a dead alligator, or a live one if somebody would hold the tail.
They both have amazing bodies.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 12:11pm.
I guess LeAnn will go after Gerry next?
-- Ewww, if that happened, he would immediately be taken off my lights on list and quickly sent to the lights off list.
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Not too tight. I want to leave room for some pucker!
LOl Chiri, she had McDonalds "on accident" I think that a reference to the Scottish Butler!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 1:17pm.
"Lol she has a twitter bitch can't spell:..."
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Ahahahahaha! Bitch is illiterate!
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 12:58pm.
The wine purifies everything, don't it? Plus he turns the chalice a little with each slobberer. Let's not even discuss his picking up the wafers over and over.
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It doesn't purify in my psychological view point. And just because you are a man of the cloth does NOT mean you use one to clean your ball peen finger tips...the same ones that pick up those wafers.
Lol she has a twitter bitch can't spell:
BrandiGlanville Brandi Glanville
In the backyard with the pupps, there is a hawk circking us!!B
25 minutes ago
BrandiGlanville Brandi Glanville
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@PaulLiederbach OMG I'm not trying to loose weight at all!! I'd disappear! Just lower my cholesterol! It's not cute to be to thin. Thnks tho
24 Aug
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BrandiGlanville Brandi Glanville
Im gonna try not 2 eat fast food today thru the wknd. Had McDonalds yesterday on accident. Duz the breakfast sandwich at starbucks count?ug
24 Aug
Coma Caca!
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Someone should buy this woman some clothes. The poor thing apparently owns nothing but bikinis.
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
LeAnn mimicking Gerard ? (actually, Karen Carpenter comes to mind when I see this)
http://www.thesuperficial.com/leann-rimes-bikini-photos-too-skinny-08-20...
I gotta say that Brandi has a rockin body for her age and for having two kids. She certainly looks healthier than LeAnn.
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Nothing hotter than a killer makeout session.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 12:34pm.
another reason why my ass is gonna be damned to HELL as I will NOT take communion at my parish ... I JUST CAN'T with all those spitty ass slobbery lips on the same chalice...OH AND DON'T EVEN THINK that I don't see that leftover gleam from that clothe that's supposed to be wiping it dry!
The wine purifies everything, don't it? Plus he turns the chalice a little with each slobberer. Let's not even discuss his picking up the wafers over and over.
No. 12 totally blocked the fan's view. She was all lined up to make the catch, then he took his glove away. Lawsuit!
Brandi and Gerard: a love story that will last a lunchtime.
Brandi looks way older than late 30's. And with Gerard? Yeah, I'd hit it, really hard, but then I'd go and get a Silkwood-type shower afterwards and come here to tell all you sluts how it was.
IMO that's random but hot. *reports self*
Snoweee...ikr...not even an altoid in between.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
This Brandi chick is no less desperate and fame hungry than Leann. Although she isn't as ugly as Leann, she still looks in her late 40s rather than late 30s.
And I in no way understand the appeal of Gerard Butler. I don't find him attractive at all.
mmmmm Snickers
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 12:28pm.
I wish the media would stop trying to make Gerard Butler happen.
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Really? i wish they'd stop with the fucking Real Housewives!
i could not give less of a fuck about any of those assholes, yet they are constantly in my face- especially since that one guy killed himself. I don;t even know what happened, I ignore them.
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I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 12:23pm.
LOL Miss C's avie
OFF TOPIC: speaking of making out, ewwww that was so gross on Bachelor Pad last night, the kissing contest! I just can't with kissing random people's mouth holes!
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lolololololol
another reason why my ass is gonna be damned to HELL as I will NOT take communion at my parish ... I JUST CAN'T with all those spitty ass slobbery lips on the same chalice...OH AND DON'T EVEN THINK that I don't see that leftover gleam from that clothe that's supposed to be wiping it dry!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He looks like he farts during sex and snickers when he does it.
Neither of these drunken hags do anything for me.
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
OurMissC's avie says it all really.
Why did you bitches have to mention his tongue.
*flick flick flick*
I wish the media would stop trying to make Gerard Butler happen.
I never knew that dude was the Phantom. And I have the DVD. Brandi ought to get her boys to sing "In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came" when visiting stepmom. Or she should call LeAnn and sing it herself.
Im sick of hearing about this gross nobody star fucking bitch!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
LOL Miss C's avie
OFF TOPIC: speaking of making out, ewwww that was so gross on Bachelor Pad last night, the kissing contest! I just can't with kissing random people's mouth holes!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
do you like his hamburglar abs? I tell ya wot, I don't, but that tongue has the shape that paralyzes you when its sliding up your ass crack
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
OurMissC:
EEEEWWWWWWW on your avi/gif!
TMTA: too much tongue action
She's a skank whore who shouldn't be allowed to be anywhere that famous people go.
He, on the other hand, could sweat and heave on top of me all he wanted.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 12:10pm.
I know, EC. That tongue is obscene. And not in a good way.
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It is down right scary!
I also love the part where Gerard "politely"asked the chick to not photograph them making out! RIIIIIGHT! I can see Butler being so polite and someone giving up the chance to be a hero on TMZ for the day!
This smells of a publicity stunt to get people to tune in for the Beverly Housewives show, IMO.!
THAT TONGUE! DAMN YOU MK!
OurMissC, your avie will give me nightmares...
*shudder*
'night horz! Or morning, or whatever it is wherever you are!
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"Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick." - Sociologist Michael K
He looks like a fucking goof ball. His muscular build is so off-putting...like a teen who's tried tooooo hard. And THAT HAIR...THAT PITCHFORK TONGUE...ewwwwwww.
Wow, he really will hit anything.
"I've had an awful lot of lovers ... And a lot of awful lovers." - Shirley MacLaine
The Butler was here in my town two weeks ago? At one of the local semi-dive bars. He was apparently very nice to everyone.
And countdown to a pic of LeAnne in this same bikini.
I guess LeAnn will go after Gerry next?
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I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone
I know, EC. That tongue is obscene. And not in a good way.
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"Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick." - Sociologist Michael K
This would've never happened if LeAnn weren't so damn FAT!!!
LeAnn is prolly just happy that they used a pic of Brandi looking soooooo FAT FAT FAT! Look at that fat on her stomach, LeAnn would be so grossed out if she looked like that!
(yes, that was sarcasm)
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
Ewwwww, his pointy devil tongue darting in and out of her mouth and other parts creeps me out thinking about it!