Kim Kardassian Returning To Her Porn Roots
Remember back in March when you had to stand in the long line at the free clinic to get your ear holes gargled out with an amoxicillin rinse after you made the mistake of listening to Kim Kardashian's whorrendous shit single which sounded like a drugged skank toddler faking an orgasm for an illegal underground chat line? Well, Kim made a video for that piece of shit and above is a 1-minute preview that leaked yesterday. To say that the leak Ray-J's crooked dick made on Kim during her sex tape was more enjoyable to watch than this leak is a damn understatement bigger than the corroded cum ball Pimp Mama Kris pushed out after E! passed her a check for her main whore's wedding.
But it brings a fart to my asshole to see that Kim has finally returned to what she's good at: slithering around like a fat fish dying in an oil slick. This is some public access soft core shit from the early 90s and I'm mad that Robin Byrd doesn't pop out to tell us that you can get a personal lap dance from this lovely lady during her day shift at Cheetah's.
Kim is as brave as she is untalented, though. The last time a gross, greasy pig crawled around like that in a Kardashian's presence, Khloe galloped onto the set, grabbed it by its neck and dragged it kicking and squealing to her eatin' den. Where the the hell was Khloe Kardashian when we needed her most?!
If you're like me and made the mistake of watching that pile of ass lube, then I guess I'll see you in line at the free clinic for an amoxicillin eyeball rinse!
Here's Kourtney, her kid, Scott Dickhead and Kim arriving at JFK last night to start shooting their reality show Kim & Kourtney Take It Up The Ass in NYC. I didn't know Louis Vuitton made custom made Nuvaring cases for big-pussied whores?
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Thank goodness Reggie Bush got away from her.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 5:58pm.
That big galoot she just married only found out a few months back she'd been married before . And it wasn't even her that told him - he found at a family cabal, when that Scott person told him.
Would you not *share* that rather important piece of info with someone you're about to marry?
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If you believe that he didn't know she was married before, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I wanna sell to you. His ignorance was feigned and a feeble attempt at "good" TV. Everyone knows she was married to music producer. I'm sure the galoot knows how to use wikipedia.
MK, this post was pure poetry. A masterpiece!
MK - I've been posting and lurking around this site since its inception, and this is easily in the top 5 funniest posts I've ever seen. I'm dying with laughter and my housemate is giving me the stink eye. You are a great American.
Looks like Kuntney's hair is all fake shit too. I can see the clip tracks.
Sounds exactly like the auto tuned crap that Hef's ex whore/fiancee did a few months back. And Kim, Courtney Stodden can do sexy better than you (yes that's a slam, an epic one).
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
That big galoot she just married only found out a few months back she'd been married before . And it wasn't even her that told him - he found at a family cabal, when that Scott person told him.
Would you not *share* that rather important piece of info with someone you're about to marry?
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Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye~Thomas Fuller
Kim and Kourtney koyly pose for the waiting paparazzi:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lidbit/4301601696/
Amy
I feel like I need to take a shower after watching that. ICK! The song sucks, too.
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
"GREEN MILE MOTHERFUCKERS! JOHN COFFEY HELP US!" --urmomma, 8/24/11
Nasty. That really is all, with her.
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Sinead's rockin' slore-queen checklist:
I don't care if he is from the planet Zog.
Stubble is a non-negotiable must.
Must be very 'snuggly'. Not just wham-bam.
Must be wham-bam.
Where is this whorehound's husband? She did just marry Blockhead Frankenstein, right? Or was that a nightmare I had?
Re: the JFK pics. These girls really are slaves to fashion and the media. It wasn't cold in NYC last night. At all. Not even chilly. The fact that the September issue is out doesn't mean it's time to put on the coats. Summer is alive and well here.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Ick...nast.
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She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
~Oscar Wilde
ELMO533---to film that Kim/Kourtney NY show
Why are they dressed like it's cold outside? It's in the 80's here.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 8:50am.
Doesn't this bitch have a shred of dignity or self-respect??
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Dumb questions: why are you asking them?
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
They're coming back to NY! For why!!!!! IF any of these whores come into my store I'll be quoting MK; "My time: you're wasting it!"
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
This one needs some additional tags. May I suggest:
-Why are you doing this to us?
-The jokes write themselves
-Why are you pulling my peen?
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
Mahatma Gandhi
OH GOD, Kill it, Kill it with FYRE!!
That kid's hair has been dyed. That blonde color looks totally fake, and until recently his hair was really dark.
nice to see her spend time with her arranged husband...btw where is he...me thinks if you just marry you should at least spend a little time with your new husband...and she looks like she likes wet things on her...this video suceeded in making me hate her more so that is one good thing.
precocious, you listened? I watched without sound!
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I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone
I would love to hear a group effort comprising Penis Hilton, Shitters and Lardass. I think that would be brills. O_o
Well, we know that isn't her ass, but who's responsible for that vocal, Fran Drescher?
Talentless worthless fat-assed attention whores gotta be talentless worthless fat-assed attention whores...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
she wants it off the market completely....yeah, because her OLD FACE is in that movie.
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I thought the same thing. They showed a still of the tape on another site, and she's had like three nose jobs since then.
LOL No, they were regular long boots with a dress, hey! it's cold in my office!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Yeah, another installment to the playlist of every gay nightclub.
::impersonating Method Man in How High:: NEXT!
Whoever had the idea to slather that fat ass with motor oil is responsible for the high gas prices. Next time you decide to cover her in a flammable liquid, please have some matches ready.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
KIM = Thirsty...
I hadn't heard that before - ick, nast. How very Rebecca Black of her. I wonder who did her ass-double, because you know her jugs o' cellulite DO NOT look like that.
peep toe, cooch high boots woulda bin betta!
(I meant to say, who wears boots like THAT in NYC when it's hot?)
snowy, but they were peep toe ankle boots like Britney's, correct? lol
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I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone
I had boots on yesterday...
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
http://www.thesuperficial.com/kim-kardashian-sex-tape-rights-buy-back-08...
she wants it off the market completely....yeah, because her OLD FACE is in that movie.
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I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone
Kim, Heidi Montag thinks you need singing lessons.
Agreed, Mardi Gras.
Q. Who the hell wears boots in NYC in the middle of friggin' summer?
A. A bunch of Tramposauruses & Skankosauruses.
Jesus, that tripe looks and sounds as cheap as fucking chips!
This shite is not easing my bad day peoples!! :-(
Poor east coast. First you had the ground shake. Then you had Irene pass through. Now you have to experience the awful pain of this famewhore using you for a fucking reality show. When will the torture end...
PS: Please keep her
Kim = Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Kim = Bozone(n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
I won't watch the video because I can't stand Kim. I really wish everyone would just ignore her. I will say Mason is finally starting to look a little cuter, he was not a very good looking baby. His mom tries so hard to be pretty, it just isn't there. And his dad is no where near as good looking as he things he is.
No way in HELL is that her ass, more like Bar Rafaeli's.
Now will she cry and complain that she was exploited, just like she does every time she takes a naked picture?
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I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone
Submitted by guest on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:37am.
Define aspiring Rusty...but yeah for the most part they are.
That means they want to be rich and famous without working too hard, so the shows inflate their credentials. Close?
It's fucking August, where do they think they are, the North Pole?
NY can have them. JFC I am so sick of this family, especially Kim.
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I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone
One of my many pet peeves is people who walk around with their cell phones in their hands all the time. Can't miss that important incoming call...nope. Can't miss that emergency text message...no siree.
BTW, she sticks her ass in the air the way a baboon does when in heat during the mating cycle.
PMK must be so darn proud of her little cash cow.
Kourtney doesn't bother me. I save the brunt of my dislike for Kim and PMK.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
awm gunna werk lak awm pain my bells
This time around I refuse to torture my ears. I will not subject them to any of this fuckery.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I watched the music video and I totally think they used a body double for the shot of her crawling from behind. I truly believe her ass is a lot bigger and more jiggly than the one shown in the video.