Panty Creamer Of The Day: Henry Cavill As Superman
Who cares if Superman looks like he gets a blowout at the same place Bruno Mars gets his every morning. Who cares if Superman washed his signature period panties in the his bathroom sink, hung them up to dry on the towel rack and forgot to put them on before he flew out the winda. Who cares if that suit was made from the blue perforated leather loafers I had as a kid that made me look like an old priss queen on a cruise to Italy. Who cares if he's probably wearing a muscle suit underneath that shit made from a mold of Madge's biceps and Jada Pinkett's twelve-pack. Who cares that it's taking me four Who Cares to say that it's all about the "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's happy to see you!" bulge!
That bulge should be wearing a little red cape and flying hos in distress to safety. That bulge should get a spin-off. It's a total BILF. Or since this is Hollywood we're talking about, it's a total CILF (Codpiece I'd Like to Fuck).
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I'd like the honor of reaching out and grabbbing that package that's in front of my face right now. It's not fair that we only get to see and not touch. It's un-american.
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Oh HELLS yes, that shit's mine. He was smokin' in the Tudors. I'd sit through another unnecessary Superman sequel to see Mr. Cavill in a bodysuit.
Nope, not doin it for me. They should've just let Superman RIP. Hollywood really needs to stop beating all those dead horses already.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 9:11am.
Cavill is a very attractive homosexual but we are more interested in seeing Cavill presenting hole!
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I've seen pix - there's a zipper on that, too.
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Too Short to be Superman. Looks like he is about 5'8"
That's not all his body right? I mean his butt is cut offon the top and he looks like he has a weird ribcage back
And mk Where is the BILF on this guy? Maybe the villan has more o a bilf?
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
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Wow, that's retarded. I mean, his abs look like they could use some Niagra starch. The boom guy in the last picture is sexier than this mofo.
Looks like they're filming one of those gay porn spoof versions. Superman has always been lame. This looks to be no exception.
What a tiny Superman. 5 feet, I'd think. I think there will be a lot of unintentional comedy here. It's "Stttthhhhhooper-man!!!!" If you catch my drift.
Good for him, he was in the running for Superman Returns, Batman Begins and James Bond and lost out on all of them for being too young and un-famous....glad they finally came around
His package is HUGE! I hope he doesn't stuff.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
that suit is so fake!! sorry but if lois lane saw that she'd be like "ohh ima get me some of that dammmmm giddy come to momma, moooooooo....moooooo wanna wants it...precious..bring it home to momma"
then superman takes off the suit and its like WTF...
if you are gonna do a movie like that, build those muscles and make sure its real not some fake ass suit.
its like guys who stuff their crotches with whitebread and when u pull the undies off, all u get is a small dick and lots of yeast.
That vintage Richard Gere pic is more of a panty creamer than this guy.
I'm not even going to bother reading the comments on this one because I can already hear the boring, predictable outrage from the fanboys. Nope, I'm just gonna wait and, you know, SEE THE MOVIE before I even think a single thing about these photos.
I am curious about whether that's really his hunky body under there, though.
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TOM WELLING is the ONLY SUPERMAN for me.
I get why they didn't choose him, but it was a huge mistake. His Smallville following is HUGE. And he's gorgeous. not store bought action figure goodlooking either.
omg that suit is an abomination
whoever designed and ok'd it should be tared and feathered and run out of town
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 8:54am.
The only thing I remember about that film is Kate Bosworth's anorexia moustache.
eeeuuuwww....no one will ever be Superman to me, except Chris Reeve.
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"Who cares if that suit was made from the blue perforated leather loafers I had as a kid that made me look like an old priss queen on a cruise to Italy."
Now that is poetry. That new Superman guy is HOTT! I just saw Chris Evans in Capt. America, and dreamt about having sex with him that night. When I woke up, my b/f asked me what I was dreaming about. I says "Why do you ask?" He says (and lied) "Oh, no reason, you just seemed real deep asleep". I says (and lied) "Oh I don't remember. Nothing in particular..."
Why another Superman movie? Why another Spiderman? Why another Batman? Who givess a fuccckkkk?? This guy may be hot, but I'm not shelling out $12 to see this shit.
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It should be Joe Manganiello playing Superman. I'll accept no other. Period. The end.
Yeah, Superman could get it...*thrice*
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another superman movie? oy vey!
not digging the suit, but cavill is hot...
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Cavill is a very attractive homosexual but we are more interested in seeing Cavill presenting hole!
ANOTHER Superman movie?!?!
Although that Cavill guy is HOT...can't we come up with a NEW superhero? I mean shizz...you can make up any kind of superpower you like! Get a fucking imagination!!
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Wow, Hollywood, a SUPERMAN movie!! Way to dig deep down and come up with something not even slightly resembling stale unsalted crackers!
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He looks hot, but next time they shouldn't get the costume from the discount bin at the dollar store. The no panties is a nice touch though.
I bet they edit out the zippers in the final product, no?
With these sequels, it's like they're too dull to come up with any original ideas of their own, they feel they need to trade on the goodwill of a famous franchise, but then they're too cool to stick to the basic story and just add a new chapter.
I mean, Sherlock Holmes didn't suddenly switch out his deerstalker hat for a backwards baseball cap.
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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 8:36am.
Why not cast the guy from "Superman Returns"?
If you actually saw Superman Returns you'll know why.
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I agree with Albatross, actually. Brandon Routh was not the problem. Lois was dull and way too young. The whole Superbaby/daddy issues thing had to go. The fact that the main plot was ripped right from the first Reeve movie (same plan, different coast) didn't help.
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You bitches are so fucking blasé! I'd do him in his padded costume, any day.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 8:41am.
Me too. I know we are gushing on acting skills but he was SO HOT in the tudors. That scene with Princess Margaret on the boat. GAH!!!!!!!!
I loved that show...
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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 8:36am.
Why not cast the guy from "Superman Returns"?
If you actually saw Superman Returns you'll know why.
Actually, it looks like he got his "Bob's Big Boy" blowout at the same place as Mitt Romney.
Submitted by Datura: "It's unfortunate that they didn't pair that leotard with some of those five-finger shoes to really up the level of offputting clinginess."
Oh my God, that cracked me up. Yeah, it's too much.
Also, the zipper up the back ruins it. And in thumbnail 5, there's a little rip above his ass crack. Cheap-ass garbage costume. That's why I hate these action blockbusters. The attention to detail and artistry doesn't exist. It's all flash.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 8:25am.
He was my fave on The Tudors.
There is nothing sexy about a hardbody. Odd but true. Those big muscles are to the male what big breast implants are to a woman. Unsexy.
How many different Supermans are there going to be? Why not cast the guy from "Superman Returns"? I don't get it.
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It's unfortunate that they didn't pair that leotard with some of those five-finger shoes to really up the level of offputting clinginess.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 7:56am.
See, he's not supposed to be hip, urban, or dark. He's supposed to be an Iowa farm dork, whose secret identity is square-jawed, stiff Clark Kent. C-Reeve played him right.
I predict the new film will be about 40% CGI and explosions, with a lame soundtrack.
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^^^THIS. I just watched Superman II the other night, and the original suit isn't terrible. It holds up better than the Zod squad's outfits and Lois's entire 70s prairie-chic careerwoman wardrobe.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Meh. I am ignoring ALL Supermanz who are not Christopher Reeve. *digs in heels*
"me look like an old priss queen on a cruise to Italy"
which you fucking loved
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 7:52am.
Way to kill the hot in someone.
So bored with Superman! *yawn*
Wake me for a Hawkeye post!
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I agree. I was underwhelmed when I heard his breakout role would be Superman because I think he's a better actor than that. But he makes my special parts tingle, so I'll probably see this mess on opening day. He was brilliant in The Tudors.
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There seems to be something the matter with that bulge, don't you think?
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His bulge is a little suspect.
Nice booty on the new Superman here: http://www.dlisted.com/node/43243/images/superman5.jpg
But the zippers kinda ruin it lol
Also, I prefer Christopher Reeve and his costume. Now that was hawt!
*haz a sad b/c my Superman is gone*
on pic #2 is that a cheeky bikini crease??? hmmmm
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Supposedly he has been packing on muscle for this role. Need shirtless pix as proof please.
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