Thursday, September 1st 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 31st!
From Courtney "erotic lizard-lips" Stodden's Twitter:
"As I stand atop the throbbing ply-wood, I open my luscious lips to welcome my bright eyed n bushy-tailed hubby's erotic tongue! Grrr!!! ;)" - AMF
Runners-up:
Even Animal Planet is getting in on the royal wedding by re-enanting Prince Will & Kate's vows. - Stock Broker
"There is no helping him Mr. Squirrel. He is extinct." - ceofancypants
"Hello, Vivid Entertainment"
"This is Kris Jenner and you fucking pulled a fast one on me! The sex tape you sent over is of Kourtney and Scott!!" - Barb Dwyer
Source: Elliot C Nathan via Reddit
Goddammit. My MIL's name is Barb Dwyer! A sweet Catholic lady, so it would be HIGH-larious if she actually wrote that.
Thanks, everyone! FYI, I hadn't even seen yours, mbar; I just posted mine after I wrote it up in Word. It's based on MK's description of Courtney as a garden lizard and of course her stupid tweets. In yours, Courtney is the squirrel and it's not tweet format, so no, yours isn't really like mine...
Wow, I like how the winner is a total rip-off of mine:
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 3:07pm.
"So what if he's a dinosaur and I'm still bright eyed and bushy tailed? It's sexy love!" -Courtney Stodden
Winner's caption (which came like 5 comments after mine):
From Courtney "erotic lizard-lips" Stodden's Twitter:
"As I stand atop the throbbing ply-wood, I open my luscious lips to welcome my bright eyed n bushy-tailed hubby's erotic tongue! Grrr!!! ;)" - AMF
Congrats winners!! Great job!
British model Maria Fowler loses her bikini top on purpose.
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congrats to Stocky♥ and all the winners, first place made me smile!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
LOL @ AMF. BTW STP.
YAY Weiners!!!!
*chanting as always*
Good job everybody! LOL at ceofancypants!
"I've had an awful lot of lovers ... And a lot of awful lovers." - Shirley MacLaine
Awesome winning line, AMF! I laughed so hard at that!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Bradley is sure he left his nuts somewhere down Angelina's throat.
Britney changes her mind and jo calderone gets what he/she was begging for at the MVA's.
Researchers were undecided whether the animal world was parodying the Kardashian sex tape or a one night stand with Karl Lagerfeld.
Tufty the squirrel checked to make sure there weren't any pubes stuck in Dion's throat before he went back to his wife.
Katt Williams is STILL convinced that it was a dinosaur-alien-something or other that stole his rolex ...and crack.
Dinosaur-kissing Squirrel enters presidential primary race for the libertarians.
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Now I must go and intervene before a fight breaks out between my dog and the super-duck that's tapping on my patio door in morse code that translates to a demand for more bread.
We all know Angie Jo hooked up with some beaver in the past but the stills from this recently leaked giant squirrel sex tape surprised everybody.
SexToy Story
"look, see, i HAVE had a big lunch today!" said LeAnn Rimes, prompting Giuliana Rancic to check for evidence.
"Let's face it, Tommy Girl", said Xenu, "you can't be too bummed I don't have my tongue up Your AssicPark 5; that was SO last millennium."
In this Baywatch-themed photoshoot, Courtney Stodden gives mouth to mouth as a lifeguard, emulating the classic Hollywood beauty of Pamela Anderson.
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"Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy" - H. L. Mencken
Will & Jada's marriage is still intact.
Tom Cruises new book "History As I Know It" details how the French killed the dinosaurs.
T-Rex falls for the oldest line in the animal kingdom: "I just want to store my nuts here for the winter." So the dinosaurs died from naivete?
Look, Octosana already has a new boyfriend.
After this shameful display, "Animal Planet" forever banned the Kardashians.
The Courtney Stoddard real doll tested well across ALL demographics.
Now where did you put that hot lunch you promised me?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Everything I needed to know about dinosaurs, I learned from "Jurassic Park," part 5 and 6: Velociraptors are scary and T-Rex's are easy.
OMG! A skwerrel anna dyno-sore! Micheal K, please suck my nine and three-qurster inch fatte while I push honorary degrees up your bungy with my tongue, humming pomp and 'semen'-stance to your pubes, giving you an ejaculatory 'comencement' that places you on parr with the 'ivy-balled' league and encourages you to be judge in the national "I have the best tasting semen" contest that is heald in your mouth every day!
Yeah, you are that awesome!
Where is your gold tooth stuupid?
Squirrel: We could take this back to my place, but I'm telling you, it really IS just a hole in the wall.
Mouth to mouth rerexertation
Rocky J. Squirrel in "Dinosaur Dentist" or the worst Godzilla movie ever made.
Get a tar pit already!
That's disrerexful
Can't you tell he's just using you for REX!
True Blood Season 5; Necromancing weresquirrel vampires
A Squirrel looks down Keith Richard's throat.
Anderson Cooper hides his nuts for the winter.
The buyer of the Kim k sex tape was not interested in the bonus material
Oh yeah, I'm gonna put my nut in your mouth
paleophile
Newly discovered evidence leads to lots of speculation on what caused the extinction of dinosaurs.
Love is a many-splendored thing.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by SarahR. on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 3:15pm.
"then he touched her like this..." The lone witness, the meerkat, renacts the scene with the cop in the Santa Fe desert for the prosecution.
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Hahahaha!
Van Morrison
When Madonna's in the market for a fresh pair of nuts, she goes right to her dealer.
Coming this fall on Syfy: Squirreladon vs Plasticasaur
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by AMF on Wed, 08/31/2011 - 5:30pm.
From Courtney "erotic lizard-lips" Stodden's Twitter:
"As I stand atop the throbbing ply-wood, I open my luscious lips to welcome my bright eyed n bushy-tailed hubby's erotic tongue! Grrr!!! ;)"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a squirrel? 'saur nuts!
too cute to caption....love squirrels and I do find them trustworthy!