Kellan Lutz Lives With Dick
Kellan Lutz tells GQ Style Australia that he lives with a bunch of "his boys" and one of them is a dude he found on Craigslist named Dick who owns a chihuahua they call Kevin. To which I'll say Parasite Hilton's elementary school nickname: TOO EASY! This is what the six-pack on stilts of muscle had to say about getting more Dick in his life to GQ:
It’s not that I’m not. It’s just that any mortal man in the presence of a towering powerhouse like Lutz can’t help but feel like a yellow-billed oxpecker on the back of a great hippo. Which is why I’m relieved when Kevin the chihuahua suddenly scampers off to bark at something inside. “That must be Dick,” Lutz says, following Kevin into the house. “Dick’s one of my room-mates.” Lutz isn’t dating anyone at the moment, but still. Room-mates? “I like being around people,” he explains, “so I posted an ad on Craigslist saying I was looking for new blood.” He looks to see if I get the joke. “Dick came by and we liked him, so, yeah, now he’s one of my boys.”“My boys” is a term Lutz uses a lot, as in, “My boys all want to go to Vegas to watch the Super Bowl with me, so I say, ‘Great. I’ll provide the rooms and whatnot. All you have to do is buy a $400 plane ticket.’ That’s when my boys start moaning, ‘Oh, we have no money.’ But then I’ll catch them spending $200 a night getting drunk with a girl. What’s up with that?”
So, Kellan Lutz lives with a group of his boys, calls them his "roommates," takes them on trips to Las Vegas, gives them $400 prepaid credit cards to buy their airline tickets with (so they can tell people THEY bought the tickets) and their only duties are to bleach Kevin's b-hole and to caulk the toilet seat whenever he accidentally breaks it by flexing the biceps on his ass cheeks during a shit? To which I'll say the word that Kunty Karl's male human writes on his tax return next to occupation: KEPT BITCH!
Here's Muscle Daddy Kellan and friend of Dick putting muscles on top of his muscle's muscle's muscle at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA the other day.
P.S. - Heh. He said "oxpecker."
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I'd think that most people live with roommates out of a necessity--to get cheaper rent. Why put yourself through that if you have the money to live single? I live in a shared house now and I can't wait to gtf outta there.
Maybe poor Kellan just doesn't have any friends.
What a sad pathetic life. He's either gay and not covering it very well, or he's paying dudes from Craigslist to be his friends because he's a wannabe Vincent Chase. Poor little Twilight dude.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 09/03/2011 - 2:47am.
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
that description will stay with me for the rest of this week.
ahaha
Who is this muthafucka trying to fool?
At least TommyGirl has the decency to stash his pieces in the guesthouse BEHIND the main house.
EPIC FAIL!
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The amount of prime Grade-A pinga (10 inches minimum) that has travelled through kellan's fudge-hole must be mind-boggling!
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 3:05pm.
yeah men are like pack animals.
He reminds me of the ''Matt Damon'' puppet from ''Team America'' or he can pass as Chris Pine's derp-looking brother.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
Kellan's the pin up boy for gay anthropologists.
It's Keanu's Birthday!!
I wouldn't waste one drop of panty cream on this guy.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
Why would they need to shell out $400 for a plane ticket when it's only a couple hours drive from LA to Vegas?
All the gay jokes are funny and all, but really I think it is refreshing that he wants to have roommates. I live in a "intentional community house" which sounds like a commune but really it is the only way I could live in a place in LA and have a backyard and porch and balcony. There are other houses like it on the block and there is always somebody to hang out with and a party like every weekend.
That’s when my boys start moaning, ‘Oh, we have no money.’
It's kinda sad... he has to pay for friends? He doesn't know anyone that has a real job? I wonder how many of those people are using him for the short-term - I don't imagine he makes enough to do this long-term.
It reminds me of another celeb (at the time) who had a live-in girlfriend and a couple of dude roommates at the same time: Andy Dick.
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Silly rabbit.
It reminds me of another celeb (at the time) who had a live-in girlfriend and a couple of dude roommates at the same time: Andy Dick.
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Silly rabbit.
Who is this guy and are there peen shots?
He needs to stop with the waxing and dying and plucking and shaving. Just say no.
"maybe he's not out to himself yet?
I don't understand this type of straight guy (if he indeed is). My sister dated a guy like thi forEVER. His whole life revolved around his boys. They hung out every night. He never took her on a date that didn't end up with meeting t least one of his buddies at a bar after their "romantic dinner" or they'd come to his house later. I have no idea how she withstood being second to his crew every time for all the years.
When one guy broke away and got married and stopped hanging out with them every night they called him pussywhipped.
don't really know him and don't really care to but he reeks ghey and if you are rich why get a roommate from Craigs List...he must have been referring to the men seeking men "roommate" portion of Craigs List...anyhow have fun with "your boys"....
Who the fuck is this and why do we give a shit?
This guy sucks.
Twilight sucks.
He is associated with it, so...
Yes, I never heard of this monster until those disgusting films, therefore...
Wow, this is... guy's not pretty, he cannot be smart and he cannot hire a good pr team to make him sound HALF OKAY on interviews or anything.
He's ugly to me, but I don't necessarily think he's gay. Idk, I live in DC where every 20-something guy and girl I know have found their roommates on craigslist (myself included). Kellan's situation is weird because he can definitely afford to live alone.
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Douchechill!
This reminds me of something that Myfanwy said to Daffyd on Little Britain in regards to Daffyd's brother, who was coming out as gay. Daffyd, is of course, the only gay in the village, and so cannot tolerate the idea of his little brother being gay (despite multiple examples to the contrary).
"Don't you see that he's bloody gagging for cock?"
I would have to say that this motherfucker is bloody gagging for it. And I am the tramp that would pay to watch.
this is the gayest shit I've ever heard.
he posted on Craigslist, Dick applied for the position, the boys liked him, he moved in with his chihuahua, gay orgy ensues, then comes "that's when my boys start moaning"
Where's the "bitch, please" tag??
Sounds like George Clooney's casa in Hollywood.
tell me who this dude is again?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
He's just an adult frat boy. Which is a whole bunch of ewwww.
Don't know much about Kellan Lutz, but he's looking hot in these pix. (Obviously most of you disagree.) Maybe a little too perfect-perfect roid-y, but otherwise quite attractive.
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According to blind items he posts other kinds of "ads" on Craigslist as well.
And that whole scenario he described sounds like the premise for Entourage. So he is the Vince of the group...only 1000% gayer.
Ironically his career is no more than walk on roles with no lines and a few grunts in the Twilight flicks for what I heard...yet racking in the residuals, lucky fembot bitch.
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Forget Roomates!!! I had some of my girlfriends be like "hey lets be roomies!" and I be like "yeah sure" but inside my head is like HELL NO!!! im a total neat freak and that's why I live alone, if i had move in with them it would not have ended well...
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The face is so fug, I can't get past it to get on to the rest of it. I gots to have FACE before I can have big shoulders and all of the rest of the stuff I like about dudes.
I've only read about this person on dListed - haven't seen his movie/show? But I don't understand why a man with mad money chooses to have roommates. Only folks I know with roommates are broke and once they start getting paid move out on their own.
But I will say, the way he phrased this sentence is 'suspect.'
But then I’ll catch them spending $200 a night getting drunk with a girl. What’s up with that?”
Sounds a little detached and even like a little hating going on to me.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 12:30pm.
Whamo - right??????
I DESPISED having to live with roomates
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HELL YA!!!.
I moved out when I was 18 and had all sorts of roomies with different houses, town houses and apt set ups and I fucking HATED IT!!!
I was pretty reckless in my youth as were most of my friends so there was always a house full of drunken drugged out party animals going hard 24/7. You never had any of your food last because some bastard would eat it and milk / juice...forget about it that shit would last a day at best.
I'm not a total clean freak but I do like things...well clean and some of these guys were(and still are ) total pigs.
No, when I finally got my own place I swore I'd never have another roomate and haven't for that matter. You can come by when ever you want my door is always open for a friend but at the end of the day....get the fuck out!!!lol.
He's a shame fuck. I totally would and would enjoy every minute, but take drugs to forget all about it.
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The bar for being a celebrity anymore is so low, a worm can't get under it.
This meathead does zero for me.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Nah, not impressed, nor convinced. The 'roommate excuse' is the gay version of 'my nose job was strictly for medical purposes'. Both are non-starters.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Some people cannot bear to be alone and would even stay in a bad marriage for that reason.
Elvis was a textbook example of someone who needed company round the clock -- even in the johns.
Whamo - right??????
I DESPISED having to live with roomates. Gladly we all worked opposite schedules and were rarely ever home together, 'cept for the occasional shroom trip in the loft.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/02/2011 - 12:21pm.
letinstar - WOW!! A quadruple post! NICE!
i blame kellan and his dicks...they're out to get me...
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This reminds me of the time MTV Cribs did Sean William Scott's bachelor pad w/ his roommate (despite it's filthiness), and it screamed "Sodomy Happens Here!!"
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He's got that quasi retarded, wears a helmet but doesn't play sports look.
WTF! As soon as I had the cake to live on my own I never looked back. What guy wants to live with roommates I mean really! I like my buddies but I sure the fuck don't want to live with them.
And what, he doesn't have any of his own buddies he could live with if he wants people around, he goes and advertises for strangers like someone looking for a college roommate to spit the bills?
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
letinstar - WOW!! A quadruple post! NICE!
"flexing the biceps on his ass cheeks"
love it!
Muscle Mary.
Go to any gay village, you'll see at least 12 of him.
But yeah, I'd do him.
who is this? my innards are dry...
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