Mark Ronson Is Somebody's Husband Now
The South of France was turned into a walking Anthropologie catalog yesterday when Mark Ronson married French model type Josephine de la Baume in Aix en Provence in front of guests including Lily Allen, Kate Moss and one of his sisters Charlotte Ronson. No word if SamRo was able to pry Lindsay Lohan's leech lips off of her taint so she could get on a plane to France. But I'm sure if SamRo was not able to make it, Mark put a fedora on a Sam the Eagle puppet parked in front of an iPod so it felt like she was right there with them. And I'm sure the Sam the Eagle puppet played better music too.
Mark wore the Good Humor Man's first Sunday church outfit and that Josephine trick wore something she pulled out of Joan Holloway's wicker dirty laundry basket. A source tells UsWeekly that during the reception, Mark paid tribute to his friend Amy Winehouse by toasting to her (with a plastic flute full of melted ice pops and ballet slipper smegma, of course). Then he really paid tribute to her by making all his guests crawl on the floor to sneakily steal drinks off of each other's tables. It's the new wedding tradition of choice!
Today true love is not knowing what your new husband's retinas look like since his ass never takes off his fucking Wayfarers.
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WHAT THE FUUUUCK! Mark was supposed to be saving himself for me. Seriously, I'm devastated.
This French trick is average in the face, but she does have Salma-tastic chichis, so I get the appeal. Ugh, I'm pissed.
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This was the funniest post!! LOL esp the "Sam the Eagle" LMAO it so looks like that grouchy ass. Bitch that can't spin a record if her life depended on it.
fools. but at least he doesn't have frosted tips anymore...
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mark ronson marries his model girlfriend.
shocking.
i was hoping he'd go for a rocket scientist... silly me.
i'd still spread it nasty for that man...wonder if he'd put a dress on.....
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 9:36pm.
She looks like Courtney Love if Courtney Love weren't a drug-draggled mess.
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I totally see that. Of course this would have to be 15-20 years ago. too.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm not going to hate on Mark. (even thou I wish he were mine!) He's musically gifted and his first two albums were amazing...not to mention the fact that without him the world would not have 'Back to Black', Daniel Merriweather, or Q-Tip's return to music.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
I love to watch Mark Ronsin try to fake a British accent. He talks at turtle speed because he has to think really hard about how each word should sound in British. And then when talks at a normal speed he sounds totally American, with the occasional word purposefully pronounced in a shitty British accent.
Congrats for marrying a beautiful wife with beautiful real chichis.
I loved Google's tribute to freddie mercury. I love Queen and I'm 25. Never knew the dude was indian till recently.
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He looks like a supreme douche. She has great chi chis!
I'd like her dress except for the unfortunate pearls or whatever they may be...
A Ronson marries... He looks like total hipster-nerd in that pic.
So that is the douchebag who's responsible for Amy Winehouse singing to Walmart elevator music instead of genuine soul music?
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Submitted by Moester on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 9:58pm.
In other news, Google's doodle of Freddie Mercury is quite a delight!
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YES! It's awesome!!! Best doodle evah!!!!
Happy birthday Farokh!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
They don't look right together at all.
I give it 1 year.
I was born to be French, have a name like Joséphine de La Baume and live in Aix en Provence. Damn this woman for living my life.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
these mother-fuckers are why i remain single and ready to mingle
In other news, Google's doodle of Freddie Mercury is quite a delight!
Josephine de la Baume Baume is more like it. Can't believe MK went a whole post without mentioning chichis.
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She looks like Courtney Love if Courtney Love weren't a drug-draggled mess.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
great a spawn from the ronson clan...
he and his sister are both fuckwits who think their shit smells like cinnamon ginger apple pie.
i want to kick mark ronson in the balls and samro in the vajayjay.
I'm really glad my crush on this guy was VERY brief! He seems like a smug douchebag who only dates young model-types...well, me and my chunky behind are going to take our business ELSEWHERE! HMPH!
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 7:44pm.
He's wearing pink pinstripe and she's pushing the half-mesh face doily. Yeah, this'll last forever. Congrats, I guess.
I hear ya Cap 6! Kissing someone with a face net on is not sexy!
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She is in this video, at the 3:38 mark, white dress.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVELTxKRoHA
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From the looks of that video they make a nice looking couple. Hope they last!
*mutters to self* Why do I bother hoping for such things?
"I thought he was gay. Don't know why.
He always reminds me of Benjamin Braddock.
Jenny!! Hi!! You look lovely in that dresss!! Oh by the way, that guy you married? Yeah, that fey, chestless weenie in the Good Ship Lollypop outfit? Yeah, just so you know he's going to act like an utter douche for the length of your very, very brief 'marriage' before he comes out of the closet and divorces your hipster ass after a meth-fueled Crisco party with some pasty, reedy rent boy.
Oh and congratulations!! Great party!!
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:39pm.
"ZOMG I love the peen, I just want to lick on it all day long nom nom nom"
He's wearing pink pinstripe and she's pushing the half-mesh face doily. Yeah, this'll last forever. Congrats, I guess.
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I don't care if he is from the planet Zog.
Stubble is a non-negotiable must.
Must be very 'snuggly'. Not just wham-bam.
Must be wham-bam.
Mark Ronson could pass for a Jonas Brother.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 6:55pm.
We're all fine, Salacious.
A really fun and busy summer, spent time in Ireland and France, swimming, fun by the pool all summer (not a private pool, more's the pity) and working like a dog.
How about you - where have you been or have I just not seen you posting?
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Hey, that's awesome, I'm glad to hear you, Mr Fury and the kids had vacations. I wish I could say the same, but I've also been very busy at work, where I can't check out D listed unfortunately.
I've been paying bills other assholes left me with -don't ever finance your friends-, but oh well, I'm finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.
:)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Hideous, tacky dress.
I met him once at Coachella back 2008, he was actually very nice and even posed for a picture with me. He will always be a hot piece in my eyes, and now I have the sads since he's officially off the market. And by the way it was broad daylight in April and he had no sunglasses on...
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We're all fine, Salacious.
A really fun and busy summer, spent time in Ireland and France, swimming, fun by the pool all summer (not a private pool, more's the pity) and working like a dog.
How about you - where have you been or have I just not seen you posting?
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Dark-sided!
Good luck to them.
I don't mind the Ronsons much.
They're clearly privileged kids, but they do their thing. No idea if SamRo is awesome at dj'ing or whatever, but her brother seems alright at what he does, so I'm guessing music is likely in the family genes.
This bride looks like whoa. Not pretty, but definitely loads of tits and thin, so what else matters?
Congrats to Mr. & Mrs. Ronson. The old story about Wino crawling around stealing drinks in St. Lucia from a couple of years ago made me misty.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Mark Ronson really is a breast man. He's not messing with no pancakes, no.
He also dated Daisy Lowe, one of the few models with big jugs.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 5:29pm.
Salacious!
I've missed you and your delectable Avi!
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Howdy IrishFury!
I've missed your funny and witty remarks. How's the family?
:)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Salacious!
I've missed you and your delectable Avi!
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Dark-sided!
He seems to be the type that loves getting engaged or married. Maybe he'll divorce her in a few years, depending on what gets bigger: his fame or her size.
He doesn't come across as such an ass in this video though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgZzLz7FVcQ&feature=related
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I thought that he was a Jew?
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
When I saw him on TV he was impish and self-deprecating.
I love Mark Ronson, I think he's a genius producer and sooo much prettier than SamRo.
Love the wedding dress; but I want more pix, MK, you can't just tease me with one cut-off shot!!
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She is in this video, at the 3:38 mark, white dress.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVELTxKRoHA
I suspect Mark has the same beady and hostile expression in his eyes as his gargoyle of a sister Sam, hence the perma-Ray Bans.
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Submitted by cornpone on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 3:33pm.
I thought he was gay?
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Nop, just British.
She looks a little Heidi Montag-ish in the face but her dress and bewbs are nice. I have to say that I have no idea who he is.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
Seen him live a few times, boring as all hell, but Here Comes the Fuzz is a wicked album. Should have stuck to the hip hop because his jazz is lame as wearing sunglasses on your fucking wedding day. Like his candystripe suit though, very Gatsby.
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I thought he was gay?
Submitted by ponchiks on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 2:48pm.
Looks like a hag in the face.
Submitted by original putas on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 2:18pm.
She has some big ass titties. We know what he likes!
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I googled her, and her boobies don't look that big in any of the photos. Nowhere near as big as they do in this dress, for sure.
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=Josephine+de+la+Baume&hl=en&client=fire...
She has big jugs for a model, since they are normally shaped like little boys. But they aren't particularly big.
Here is a picture of her in a more normal outfit:
http://www.harpersbazaar.co.uk/cm/harpersbazaaruk/images/josephine-de-la...
Submitted by original putas on Sun, 09/04/2011 - 2:18pm.
She has some big ass titties. We know what he likes!
Yep....dick.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.